Brotherhood Evolution: Bada Bing, Bada Boom
Disclaimer: I own only the ideas behind this saga and the character of Michael Nagrite.
I'm honestly surprised. The pairing of Psylocke and Omega has gone over better than I thought it would. Guess you folks really like the couple. Hmmmm…
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Bayville High
"It ain't right, yo!" Toad pouted as he watched the New Mutants get their lunches. "How come the X-geeks get all the new people?"
"Um, Little Buddy." Mike said as he drew Toad's attention to the longhaired senior. "I'm a new recruit." Mike said simply.
"So am I." Betsy said as she eyed the mystery meat carefully.
"That's beside the point, yo! We seriously need to increase our numbers, yo!" Toad ranted.
"Great he's in one of his moods." Pietro muttered as Toad continued to complain about the X-Men.
"He'll sleep good tonight." Mike said jokingly as Toad began to storm around fuming.
"By the by, where's Lance?" Freddy asked. Or more correctly; Freddy's voice asked from behind a pile of food.
"I saw him ogling Pryde earlier." Betsy said as she watched her fork dissolve in the stewed carrots the school was serving. "I'm full." Betsy said as she pushed her plate away. To the Brotherhoods horror, the food then jumped off the plate and ran away.
"Not again." The janitor muttered as he pulled out a gun. "God damn food." The janitor said as he ran in the direction of the fleeing lunchmeat, while loading his gun.
"Ok. Did anyone here just see that?' Mike asked as he stared blankly at the fleeing form of the janitor.
"Nope." Betsy said.
"No." Fred said.
"Nada." Pietro muttered.
"No habla englase`" Toad said.
"Good." Mike said as he went back to his bottle of water.
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The outside hallway
"Man, they raised the price of soda again." Lance thought as he looked at the vending machine. "This would really tick me off, provided I actually paid for it." Lance smirked as he used his powers to shake the vending machine, freeing a coke from it. "Five finger discount, the Mutant way.
"Way cool." Lance heard a voice. He turned around to see a blond walk up to him. "But I like my way better." Tabitha Smith said as she created an energy bomb and blew the machine up, sending change and soda's every where.
"Nice." Lance said as he picked up another soda. "You know, you would really fit in at the Brotherhood house." Lance said as he watched Tabitha pick up a soda.
"Na, I already got a place to crash." Tabitha flirted as she walked away. "Toddles."
"Eh." Lance muttered as he slung his backpack over his shoulder and walked into the cafeteria.
"Sup Lance." Mike asked as he continued stuffing his face.
"Hey guys." Lance said as he sat down. "What's up with Toad?" Lance asked, pointing to Todd, who was now at a podium, giving a speech to the Brotherhood about why it wasn't fair the X-Men got the new guys.
"He's in one of his moods." Pietro said as he munched on a salad.
"Ah." Lance said simply. "Have you guys seen the new X-Geeks?" Lance asked as he sipped his soda.
"Why do you think Toad's in his ranting mood." Freddy muttered.
"Oh. The blond female seems pretty cool, defiantly 'hood material." Lance said as he finished his soda. "Hey you guys wanna blow off school early?"
"Let me guess, you chemistry class with Kitty rotated out of the schedule today?" Betsy asked devilishly.
"I will nether conform nor deny that accusation." Lance said simply.
"It did." The entire Brotherhood responded to each other as they got up and left school.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"AHHHHHH!!!" Toad screamed as he went flying down the stairs.
"Not again!" Betsy muttered as Mike caught Todd from going into the wall.
"Little Buddy, when are you going to learn? Mystique's door will not open." Mike scolded Toad as he put him down. " Thought you would have learned that this morning when Freddy stopped you from going through the wall."
"Or yesterday." Betsy added.
"Or the day before." Lance said as he lounged on the sofa.
"Or the week before that." Fred added.
"Look yo, the bills need to get paid. And I'll bet my warty behind that Mystique's got some cash stored up in her room, yo." Todd said as he shook the cobwebs loose.
"Todd, Mike and Freddy both have super strength. Their combined efforts weren't enough to get the door open. That door will not open." Betsy said as she continued reading her book. "I mean come on, I had to move into Rogues old room. And you do not want to know the things I saw while cleaning it out." Betsy said as she shuddered.
"Eureka!" Pietro shouted from the kitchen.
"Guess he finally figured out how to get Toad's slime stains out of his shirt." Lance muttered as he went back to watching the toob.
"Hey guys!" Pietro shouted as he sped into the room. "There's another school fair tonight, to raise money for the destruction that the 'eagle' caused to the soccer field." Pietro said.
"So." Lance said as he flipped the channel.
"I say we crash it and have some fun." Pietro said simply, getting an evil smile.
"I don't know…" Lance said skeptically.
"Kitty will probably be there." Pietro replied.
"Let's go people!!!" Lance shouted as he ran to his jeep.
"Great job Petey now we'll have to listen to the 'I love Kitty' song." Fred said sullenly.
"Not if we ride with Mike." Pietro said. "Right buddy? Mike?" Pietro asked as he looked around.
"See you guys there." Mike called as he Betsy took of in his car.
"You were saying?" Toad said as he and Blob advanced on Pietro.
"Um, I love Kitty?" Pietro asked nervously as Toad and Fred grabbed him and carried him to Lance's jeep.
"If we have to listen to it, so do you." Blob said as he sat Pietro in the jeep, Toad taking the passengers side seat.
"I love Kitty…" Lance sang as the jeep drove to the fair.
"I hate my life." Pietro muttered.
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The Bayville County Fair
"I LOVE my life." Pietro crowed as he won another giant stuffed animal. Mike was already carrying four of them.
"Pietro, I swear to god, if you win one more of these things, I will brutally murder you with a hatchet." Mike muttered from underneath the pile of stuffed animals. Betsy stiffed a giggle at her boyfriend's plight. She stopped when she saw Nightcrawler teleport with a blond girl behind Freddy, who was eating a chilidog.
"Not a smart idea." Betsy thought as she read Kurt's mind and realized what the blond girl was going to do. She created a small sphere of energy and dropped into onto Blob's Hotdog. It soon blew up, spattering Toad and Blob in chili.
"Uh, oh. I'm outta here." Pietro muttered as he took off, seeing the deranged look Blob got in his eyes as he held his imploded hotdog.
"Hey that's the girl from before." Lance said as Tabitha and Kurt disappeared.
"Her name's Tabitha." Betsy said as she walked over, Mike tossing the stuffed animals away.
"So what do we do?" Toad asked as he wiped himself off.
"WE CLAIM VENGEANCE FOR THE FALLEN ALLY KNOWN AS THE CHILIDOG!!!" Fred screamed, shaking the ground with his voice of rage. The Brotherhood all looked at him strangely.
"I SAID WE CLAIM VENGEANCE!!!" Fred screamed.
"Vengeance it is." Lance said running off to suit up.
"It always tastes sweet." Mike added as the Brotherhood went to suit up.
"Oh yea." Toad crowed.
"ONWARD TO VICTORY!!!" Fred shouted as he charged ahead.
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The Broken Down Gym Building
"Their coming." Betsy said as she held her fingers to her forehead. "Tabitha and her dad have about four thousand dollars in stolen cash, and the X-Men are hot on their heel's."
"Who are we dealing with?" Lance asked as he tightened his glove.
"Shades, Grey, Bone-Boy, Fuzzy, and Skunky."
"Kitty's not there?" Lance asked hopefully.
"Nope, she's free." Betsy said as she lowered her fingers and formed her Psionic blade.
"Well then, lets make them feel welcome." Mike said as he jumped down from the rafter he was positioned on. Just then Tabitha and her dad ran inside the building.
"I got the cash!" Toad shouted as he used his tongue to grab the bag that held the stolen money.
"What the…" Tabitha's father muttered as Toad hopped away. "Tabby, get the money." He ordered as Tabitha began throwing time bomb's at the brotherhood.
"Boom-Boom, stop!" Cyclops shouted as the X-men ran inside the building.
"Oh, cram it Shades." Mike said as he laid Cyclops out with one well-timed punch. "Let the girl have some fun." Mike scolded as Cyclops fell to the ground, out cold.
"Eat dirt X-Geek's!" Lance shouted as he sent tremors toward the x-Men, scattering them.
"I got the bag!" Jean shouted as she used her telekinesis to get the bag from Toad.
"Thanks Tabitha muttered as she grabbed the bag of Money from Jean and followed her father up the stairs.
"Get her." Lance shouted as the Brotherhood followed them. The X-men followed, minus Scott and Jean, who was 'tending' to their fallen leader.
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The rooftop
"Give ve the money Tabitha!" Kurt said as he grabbed the bag from Tabitha.
"Give me that you freak!" Tabitha's father shouted as she leapt at Kurt, grabbing the bag from him. He miss timed his jump however and went sailing into a weak spot on the rooftop, which caved in. "Ah." He shouted as he grabbed the ledge, preventing him for falling.
"Daddy, take my hand!" Tabitha shouted as she held her hand out, trying to save him.
"Just cover me Tabby, and keep those other freaks off of me." Tabitha's father muttered as he reached for the bag. He then slipped and fell.
"NOOOOO!!!" Tabitha screamed.
"I'm on it." Mike shouted as he jumped down the hole and sent his tendricals out. One latched onto Tabitha's father, the other to the rafter. Mike the reeled them both in and threw Tabitha's father up onto the roof.
"Let's get out of here." Lance said as he saw the X-men regrouping. Fred grabbed the cash and the Brotherhood took off, leaving a dumbfounded Tabitha and X-Men as police sirens began to blare.
"We better get out of here." Cyclops said as he and Jean evacuated the X-Men. Meanwhile the police caught Tabitha and her father, trying to run away.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Well, we lost to the X-Men, again." Lance muttered as he walked downstairs, changed out of his uniform.
"Hey at least we walked away with a few thou." Toad said as Pietro counted the cash.
"Four thousand, three hundred, and twenty seven dollars." Pietro said as he put the last bunch of cash on the table.
"That should pay the bills for the next few months and provide some decent food." Mike said as he lounged on the couch, Betsy sitting on his legs reading a book.
"So in reality, it's not a total loss." Betsy said.
"Speak for yourself, I'll be lucky if Kitty bothers talking to me again." Lance said as he hung his head and sipped at a bottle of water.
"We got company." Betsy said as her powers picked up on someone approaching the door.
"I got it." Lance said as the doorbell ring. He walked over and opened the door.
"Hey Rocky." Tabitha said as she walked into the house. "You said this would be a cool place to live, so I decided what the hey, I'll become a Brotherhood girl." Tabitha said as she swiped Lances water and drank it all. The rest of the Brotherhood emerged from the living room and saw Tabitha. "Hey all, I'm your new roommate." Tabitha shouted as she walked up the stairs. "Hey, this door's locked!" Tabitha shouted from upstairs. "Oh well." Tabitha muttered as an explosion rocked the house.
"No way…" Mike muttered as the Brotherhood ran upstairs to see the door to Mystique's room open. And it was expansive. "Whoa." Mike muttered as Tabitha closed the door.
"Can't a girl get a little privacy?" Tabitha asked from behind the door, leaving the Brotherhood dumbfounded.
"I've created a monster." Lance said in shock as the Brotherhood walked downstairs.
"I got the strange feeling that life is going to get SO much more interesting." Betsy muttered as she looked around at the Brotherhood. They all nodded in agreement.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Pet Peeve Blues. See what happens whe Toad and Blob decide the Brotherhood needs a mascot.
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There you go folks. Please review and Peace out,
Descendent
Disclaimer: I own only the ideas behind this saga and the character of Michael Nagrite.
I'm honestly surprised. The pairing of Psylocke and Omega has gone over better than I thought it would. Guess you folks really like the couple. Hmmmm…
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Bayville High
"It ain't right, yo!" Toad pouted as he watched the New Mutants get their lunches. "How come the X-geeks get all the new people?"
"Um, Little Buddy." Mike said as he drew Toad's attention to the longhaired senior. "I'm a new recruit." Mike said simply.
"So am I." Betsy said as she eyed the mystery meat carefully.
"That's beside the point, yo! We seriously need to increase our numbers, yo!" Toad ranted.
"Great he's in one of his moods." Pietro muttered as Toad continued to complain about the X-Men.
"He'll sleep good tonight." Mike said jokingly as Toad began to storm around fuming.
"By the by, where's Lance?" Freddy asked. Or more correctly; Freddy's voice asked from behind a pile of food.
"I saw him ogling Pryde earlier." Betsy said as she watched her fork dissolve in the stewed carrots the school was serving. "I'm full." Betsy said as she pushed her plate away. To the Brotherhoods horror, the food then jumped off the plate and ran away.
"Not again." The janitor muttered as he pulled out a gun. "God damn food." The janitor said as he ran in the direction of the fleeing lunchmeat, while loading his gun.
"Ok. Did anyone here just see that?' Mike asked as he stared blankly at the fleeing form of the janitor.
"Nope." Betsy said.
"No." Fred said.
"Nada." Pietro muttered.
"No habla englase`" Toad said.
"Good." Mike said as he went back to his bottle of water.
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The outside hallway
"Man, they raised the price of soda again." Lance thought as he looked at the vending machine. "This would really tick me off, provided I actually paid for it." Lance smirked as he used his powers to shake the vending machine, freeing a coke from it. "Five finger discount, the Mutant way.
"Way cool." Lance heard a voice. He turned around to see a blond walk up to him. "But I like my way better." Tabitha Smith said as she created an energy bomb and blew the machine up, sending change and soda's every where.
"Nice." Lance said as he picked up another soda. "You know, you would really fit in at the Brotherhood house." Lance said as he watched Tabitha pick up a soda.
"Na, I already got a place to crash." Tabitha flirted as she walked away. "Toddles."
"Eh." Lance muttered as he slung his backpack over his shoulder and walked into the cafeteria.
"Sup Lance." Mike asked as he continued stuffing his face.
"Hey guys." Lance said as he sat down. "What's up with Toad?" Lance asked, pointing to Todd, who was now at a podium, giving a speech to the Brotherhood about why it wasn't fair the X-Men got the new guys.
"He's in one of his moods." Pietro said as he munched on a salad.
"Ah." Lance said simply. "Have you guys seen the new X-Geeks?" Lance asked as he sipped his soda.
"Why do you think Toad's in his ranting mood." Freddy muttered.
"Oh. The blond female seems pretty cool, defiantly 'hood material." Lance said as he finished his soda. "Hey you guys wanna blow off school early?"
"Let me guess, you chemistry class with Kitty rotated out of the schedule today?" Betsy asked devilishly.
"I will nether conform nor deny that accusation." Lance said simply.
"It did." The entire Brotherhood responded to each other as they got up and left school.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"AHHHHHH!!!" Toad screamed as he went flying down the stairs.
"Not again!" Betsy muttered as Mike caught Todd from going into the wall.
"Little Buddy, when are you going to learn? Mystique's door will not open." Mike scolded Toad as he put him down. " Thought you would have learned that this morning when Freddy stopped you from going through the wall."
"Or yesterday." Betsy added.
"Or the day before." Lance said as he lounged on the sofa.
"Or the week before that." Fred added.
"Look yo, the bills need to get paid. And I'll bet my warty behind that Mystique's got some cash stored up in her room, yo." Todd said as he shook the cobwebs loose.
"Todd, Mike and Freddy both have super strength. Their combined efforts weren't enough to get the door open. That door will not open." Betsy said as she continued reading her book. "I mean come on, I had to move into Rogues old room. And you do not want to know the things I saw while cleaning it out." Betsy said as she shuddered.
"Eureka!" Pietro shouted from the kitchen.
"Guess he finally figured out how to get Toad's slime stains out of his shirt." Lance muttered as he went back to watching the toob.
"Hey guys!" Pietro shouted as he sped into the room. "There's another school fair tonight, to raise money for the destruction that the 'eagle' caused to the soccer field." Pietro said.
"So." Lance said as he flipped the channel.
"I say we crash it and have some fun." Pietro said simply, getting an evil smile.
"I don't know…" Lance said skeptically.
"Kitty will probably be there." Pietro replied.
"Let's go people!!!" Lance shouted as he ran to his jeep.
"Great job Petey now we'll have to listen to the 'I love Kitty' song." Fred said sullenly.
"Not if we ride with Mike." Pietro said. "Right buddy? Mike?" Pietro asked as he looked around.
"See you guys there." Mike called as he Betsy took of in his car.
"You were saying?" Toad said as he and Blob advanced on Pietro.
"Um, I love Kitty?" Pietro asked nervously as Toad and Fred grabbed him and carried him to Lance's jeep.
"If we have to listen to it, so do you." Blob said as he sat Pietro in the jeep, Toad taking the passengers side seat.
"I love Kitty…" Lance sang as the jeep drove to the fair.
"I hate my life." Pietro muttered.
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The Bayville County Fair
"I LOVE my life." Pietro crowed as he won another giant stuffed animal. Mike was already carrying four of them.
"Pietro, I swear to god, if you win one more of these things, I will brutally murder you with a hatchet." Mike muttered from underneath the pile of stuffed animals. Betsy stiffed a giggle at her boyfriend's plight. She stopped when she saw Nightcrawler teleport with a blond girl behind Freddy, who was eating a chilidog.
"Not a smart idea." Betsy thought as she read Kurt's mind and realized what the blond girl was going to do. She created a small sphere of energy and dropped into onto Blob's Hotdog. It soon blew up, spattering Toad and Blob in chili.
"Uh, oh. I'm outta here." Pietro muttered as he took off, seeing the deranged look Blob got in his eyes as he held his imploded hotdog.
"Hey that's the girl from before." Lance said as Tabitha and Kurt disappeared.
"Her name's Tabitha." Betsy said as she walked over, Mike tossing the stuffed animals away.
"So what do we do?" Toad asked as he wiped himself off.
"WE CLAIM VENGEANCE FOR THE FALLEN ALLY KNOWN AS THE CHILIDOG!!!" Fred screamed, shaking the ground with his voice of rage. The Brotherhood all looked at him strangely.
"I SAID WE CLAIM VENGEANCE!!!" Fred screamed.
"Vengeance it is." Lance said running off to suit up.
"It always tastes sweet." Mike added as the Brotherhood went to suit up.
"Oh yea." Toad crowed.
"ONWARD TO VICTORY!!!" Fred shouted as he charged ahead.
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The Broken Down Gym Building
"Their coming." Betsy said as she held her fingers to her forehead. "Tabitha and her dad have about four thousand dollars in stolen cash, and the X-Men are hot on their heel's."
"Who are we dealing with?" Lance asked as he tightened his glove.
"Shades, Grey, Bone-Boy, Fuzzy, and Skunky."
"Kitty's not there?" Lance asked hopefully.
"Nope, she's free." Betsy said as she lowered her fingers and formed her Psionic blade.
"Well then, lets make them feel welcome." Mike said as he jumped down from the rafter he was positioned on. Just then Tabitha and her dad ran inside the building.
"I got the cash!" Toad shouted as he used his tongue to grab the bag that held the stolen money.
"What the…" Tabitha's father muttered as Toad hopped away. "Tabby, get the money." He ordered as Tabitha began throwing time bomb's at the brotherhood.
"Boom-Boom, stop!" Cyclops shouted as the X-men ran inside the building.
"Oh, cram it Shades." Mike said as he laid Cyclops out with one well-timed punch. "Let the girl have some fun." Mike scolded as Cyclops fell to the ground, out cold.
"Eat dirt X-Geek's!" Lance shouted as he sent tremors toward the x-Men, scattering them.
"I got the bag!" Jean shouted as she used her telekinesis to get the bag from Toad.
"Thanks Tabitha muttered as she grabbed the bag of Money from Jean and followed her father up the stairs.
"Get her." Lance shouted as the Brotherhood followed them. The X-men followed, minus Scott and Jean, who was 'tending' to their fallen leader.
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The rooftop
"Give ve the money Tabitha!" Kurt said as he grabbed the bag from Tabitha.
"Give me that you freak!" Tabitha's father shouted as she leapt at Kurt, grabbing the bag from him. He miss timed his jump however and went sailing into a weak spot on the rooftop, which caved in. "Ah." He shouted as he grabbed the ledge, preventing him for falling.
"Daddy, take my hand!" Tabitha shouted as she held her hand out, trying to save him.
"Just cover me Tabby, and keep those other freaks off of me." Tabitha's father muttered as he reached for the bag. He then slipped and fell.
"NOOOOO!!!" Tabitha screamed.
"I'm on it." Mike shouted as he jumped down the hole and sent his tendricals out. One latched onto Tabitha's father, the other to the rafter. Mike the reeled them both in and threw Tabitha's father up onto the roof.
"Let's get out of here." Lance said as he saw the X-men regrouping. Fred grabbed the cash and the Brotherhood took off, leaving a dumbfounded Tabitha and X-Men as police sirens began to blare.
"We better get out of here." Cyclops said as he and Jean evacuated the X-Men. Meanwhile the police caught Tabitha and her father, trying to run away.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Well, we lost to the X-Men, again." Lance muttered as he walked downstairs, changed out of his uniform.
"Hey at least we walked away with a few thou." Toad said as Pietro counted the cash.
"Four thousand, three hundred, and twenty seven dollars." Pietro said as he put the last bunch of cash on the table.
"That should pay the bills for the next few months and provide some decent food." Mike said as he lounged on the couch, Betsy sitting on his legs reading a book.
"So in reality, it's not a total loss." Betsy said.
"Speak for yourself, I'll be lucky if Kitty bothers talking to me again." Lance said as he hung his head and sipped at a bottle of water.
"We got company." Betsy said as her powers picked up on someone approaching the door.
"I got it." Lance said as the doorbell ring. He walked over and opened the door.
"Hey Rocky." Tabitha said as she walked into the house. "You said this would be a cool place to live, so I decided what the hey, I'll become a Brotherhood girl." Tabitha said as she swiped Lances water and drank it all. The rest of the Brotherhood emerged from the living room and saw Tabitha. "Hey all, I'm your new roommate." Tabitha shouted as she walked up the stairs. "Hey, this door's locked!" Tabitha shouted from upstairs. "Oh well." Tabitha muttered as an explosion rocked the house.
"No way…" Mike muttered as the Brotherhood ran upstairs to see the door to Mystique's room open. And it was expansive. "Whoa." Mike muttered as Tabitha closed the door.
"Can't a girl get a little privacy?" Tabitha asked from behind the door, leaving the Brotherhood dumbfounded.
"I've created a monster." Lance said in shock as the Brotherhood walked downstairs.
"I got the strange feeling that life is going to get SO much more interesting." Betsy muttered as she looked around at the Brotherhood. They all nodded in agreement.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Pet Peeve Blues. See what happens whe Toad and Blob decide the Brotherhood needs a mascot.
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There you go folks. Please review and Peace out,
Descendent