Brotherhood Evolution: The Beast of Bayville
Disclaimer: I own only the storyline and the Character of Michael Nagrite. Hell, even some of the jokes aren't mine.
Summary: The Brotherhood makes a few lucrative side-projects and drive Kelly insane after Mr. McCoy transforms. Just a short little thing before I began Crimson Dawn.
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Bayville High
"Get your Beast of Bayville T-shirts here!" Pietro shouted as he sat at a stand selling T-shirts that said: "I survive the Beast of Bayville and all I got was a crummy T-Shirt." And his business was booming.
"WHAT IS THIS?" Kelly shouted as he approached Pietro.
"A T-shirt booth. Duh." Pietro said as though he was speaking to a small child.
"I can see that!" Kelly shouted. "And I want it gone!"
"Sorry Kelly, but technically I'm twenty feet away from the school, thus you can't touch me." Pietro said matter-of-factly. "NEXT!" Pietro called as another senior bought a T-Shirt. "Besides Kelly, this isn't half as bad as what Toad and Mike are selling." Pietro said as he pointed to another booth were there was an equally long line. There were also a few teachers in this line.
"Get your Beastly Brownies here, yo!' Todd called out as Mike handed a brownie to a fellow classmate as Blob sat in the background, a dazed expression on his face as he giggled for no reason.
"Have you at anytime, had any association with the Bayville police department or any of its affiliates." Mike asked a student, who looked like the basterd son of Cheech and Chong. The student shook his head 'no' as Mike handed the student a brownie. "Here's your brownie. You got about thirty minutes to get somewhere safe, my man." Mike said with a smile as the student walked away nodding his head.
"Help me..." Kelly muttered as he saw Tabitha and Betsy selling little stuffed Beast plush toys in another booth. He walked back into school, only to see about half of the student body with those ridiculous T-shirts on. And about half of the teacher in the same state as the Blob was. "I hate my life so much." Kelly said as he pulled out a flask and took a quick nip from it. He then walked back to his office and sat down, just as a trashcan went flying through the window on fire. Kelly put the fire out and looked out the window. He saw Lance and Pietro with a huge catapult, loaded with flaming trashcans.
"Sorry!" Lance called out as he and Pietro moved the catapult in a different angle. "BAN US FROM THE MINI GOLF RANGE, WILL YOU!!!" Lance shouted as Pietro released another flaming Trashcan, this time at the miniature golf course.
"TAKE THAT!!!" Pietro cackled as he sent trashcan after trashcan toward the mini golf hut. Soon a large white flag rose above the castle hole. Lance and Pietro continued their onslaught as Kelly just walked into the hallway and began banging his head on the lockers.
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"I can't believe you bought one of those T-shirts. " Jean huffed at Kurt, who was wearing one of the Brotherhood's T-Shirts.
Hey, I think it suits." Kurt said defensively. "After all Mr. McCoy did almost kill me last night."
"Man, I can't believe you bought into the Brotherhood's bunk." Scott said as Evan began to giggle nonstop. Soon he fell onto the floor with uncontrollable laughter. "Um, what's up with Evan?" Scott asked as Evan rolled on the floor laughing.
"He bought one of the Brotherhood's Brownies." Kurt said as he watched his friend laugh. "Told him not to, but he said he was use to it."
"I can't believe you two. Like, shame on you both." Kitty scolded.
"Us. Who bought the little stuffed Beast?" Kurt asked Kitty as he grabbed the plush Beast from her hands.
"Like, it was a gift from Lance, thank you." Kitty said as she grabbed it back and hugged it to her chest.
"Oh brother." Jean muttered as she started banging her head on the table.
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"Well at least the Brotherhood's stopped selling T-Shirts." Principle Kelly said as he walked through the halls. He then came upon Pietro and Mike. They were both wearing safari outfits and Leading a bunch of student to the Lab where Beast had transformed.
"And this ladies and Gentlemen, is where the transformation took place." Pietro said.
"Little un's and ladies are strictly forbidden, for the fear may kill them dead." Mike said in an old British accent as he opened the door. Toad was tied to the table, and Blob was dressed like Beast, pretending to eat Toad as Todd screamed. The people in the group screamed as Mike slammed the door shut and rushed them away.
"Thank you for taking Brotherhood Tours." Pietro said as he gave a light bow. "Next week we will explore the men's room where the Blue Demon is rumored to hide." Pietro said as the student all gasped.
"Now tell you friends." Mike said as the students walked away. He and Pietro slapped hands as Kelly walked back into his office.
"Dorothy." Kelly said into his buzzer on his desk. "Hold my calls for the rest of the day." Kelly said as he pulled out a bottle of Vodka and began pouring himself shots. "I so hate my life." Kelly muttered as he began pounding them down.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: The Crimson Dawn, Part I: Fallen Love. See what happens when Xavier asks for Psylocke's help. But will Betsy's attitude lead to her demise?
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Until next time true believers.
Peace out,
Descendent
Disclaimer: I own only the storyline and the Character of Michael Nagrite. Hell, even some of the jokes aren't mine.
Summary: The Brotherhood makes a few lucrative side-projects and drive Kelly insane after Mr. McCoy transforms. Just a short little thing before I began Crimson Dawn.
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Bayville High
"Get your Beast of Bayville T-shirts here!" Pietro shouted as he sat at a stand selling T-shirts that said: "I survive the Beast of Bayville and all I got was a crummy T-Shirt." And his business was booming.
"WHAT IS THIS?" Kelly shouted as he approached Pietro.
"A T-shirt booth. Duh." Pietro said as though he was speaking to a small child.
"I can see that!" Kelly shouted. "And I want it gone!"
"Sorry Kelly, but technically I'm twenty feet away from the school, thus you can't touch me." Pietro said matter-of-factly. "NEXT!" Pietro called as another senior bought a T-Shirt. "Besides Kelly, this isn't half as bad as what Toad and Mike are selling." Pietro said as he pointed to another booth were there was an equally long line. There were also a few teachers in this line.
"Get your Beastly Brownies here, yo!' Todd called out as Mike handed a brownie to a fellow classmate as Blob sat in the background, a dazed expression on his face as he giggled for no reason.
"Have you at anytime, had any association with the Bayville police department or any of its affiliates." Mike asked a student, who looked like the basterd son of Cheech and Chong. The student shook his head 'no' as Mike handed the student a brownie. "Here's your brownie. You got about thirty minutes to get somewhere safe, my man." Mike said with a smile as the student walked away nodding his head.
"Help me..." Kelly muttered as he saw Tabitha and Betsy selling little stuffed Beast plush toys in another booth. He walked back into school, only to see about half of the student body with those ridiculous T-shirts on. And about half of the teacher in the same state as the Blob was. "I hate my life so much." Kelly said as he pulled out a flask and took a quick nip from it. He then walked back to his office and sat down, just as a trashcan went flying through the window on fire. Kelly put the fire out and looked out the window. He saw Lance and Pietro with a huge catapult, loaded with flaming trashcans.
"Sorry!" Lance called out as he and Pietro moved the catapult in a different angle. "BAN US FROM THE MINI GOLF RANGE, WILL YOU!!!" Lance shouted as Pietro released another flaming Trashcan, this time at the miniature golf course.
"TAKE THAT!!!" Pietro cackled as he sent trashcan after trashcan toward the mini golf hut. Soon a large white flag rose above the castle hole. Lance and Pietro continued their onslaught as Kelly just walked into the hallway and began banging his head on the lockers.
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"I can't believe you bought one of those T-shirts. " Jean huffed at Kurt, who was wearing one of the Brotherhood's T-Shirts.
Hey, I think it suits." Kurt said defensively. "After all Mr. McCoy did almost kill me last night."
"Man, I can't believe you bought into the Brotherhood's bunk." Scott said as Evan began to giggle nonstop. Soon he fell onto the floor with uncontrollable laughter. "Um, what's up with Evan?" Scott asked as Evan rolled on the floor laughing.
"He bought one of the Brotherhood's Brownies." Kurt said as he watched his friend laugh. "Told him not to, but he said he was use to it."
"I can't believe you two. Like, shame on you both." Kitty scolded.
"Us. Who bought the little stuffed Beast?" Kurt asked Kitty as he grabbed the plush Beast from her hands.
"Like, it was a gift from Lance, thank you." Kitty said as she grabbed it back and hugged it to her chest.
"Oh brother." Jean muttered as she started banging her head on the table.
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"Well at least the Brotherhood's stopped selling T-Shirts." Principle Kelly said as he walked through the halls. He then came upon Pietro and Mike. They were both wearing safari outfits and Leading a bunch of student to the Lab where Beast had transformed.
"And this ladies and Gentlemen, is where the transformation took place." Pietro said.
"Little un's and ladies are strictly forbidden, for the fear may kill them dead." Mike said in an old British accent as he opened the door. Toad was tied to the table, and Blob was dressed like Beast, pretending to eat Toad as Todd screamed. The people in the group screamed as Mike slammed the door shut and rushed them away.
"Thank you for taking Brotherhood Tours." Pietro said as he gave a light bow. "Next week we will explore the men's room where the Blue Demon is rumored to hide." Pietro said as the student all gasped.
"Now tell you friends." Mike said as the students walked away. He and Pietro slapped hands as Kelly walked back into his office.
"Dorothy." Kelly said into his buzzer on his desk. "Hold my calls for the rest of the day." Kelly said as he pulled out a bottle of Vodka and began pouring himself shots. "I so hate my life." Kelly muttered as he began pounding them down.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: The Crimson Dawn, Part I: Fallen Love. See what happens when Xavier asks for Psylocke's help. But will Betsy's attitude lead to her demise?
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Until next time true believers.
Peace out,
Descendent