Konnichi wa minna-san!

Syo: Yay! Chapter Eleven is finish!

Eva: You still haven't changed-

Syo hits her on the head Shut up, baka! Don't tell them! I said I might!

Eva: X.x

Syo: suddenly hugs Eva Oh! I missed you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!

Eva: Err...

Syo: Why did you have to move to Toronto?!?!?!?!?! Everyone missed you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!

Eva: Um... Could you let go? I'm not les...

Syo: O.O ARE YOU SAYING I'M ONE?!?!?! Meanie!!!

Eva: Sorry?

Hiei: Hn... you don't need to apologize to her, she deserved it. People always mistaken her as a les...

Syo: WHAT?!?!?! THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME!!!

Eva: ... Could we get on with the story? You're wasting everyone's time with your pointless rambling...

Syo: sigh fine...

Warning: Spoilers and OOC. This story contains swearing.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or InuYasha or any anime characters that pop up. ( Syo: Pop ups are evil!!! Eva: --;;; )

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Chapter Eleven: New Companions

When morning came, Inuyasha was the first one to wake up.

"Wake up!" Inuyasha shouted at everybody, "We don't have all day!"

"Actually, we do," Miroku said.

"Shut up..." Inuyasha growled.

"We should start walking," Eva said, "We need to go as close as we can get, to Naraku's castle."

"Whoa!" Lilica said, "You've been sticking up for him a lot, lately."

"I've noticed that, too!" Catherine said.

"Why's that?" Lilica asked.

Eva began to blush. "Oh... n-no reason. Heh... no reason at all. He's just saying err... reasonable things..."

Lilica eyed her suspiciously. "Riiiight..."

Eva laughed nervously.

Unaware to all of them, Kagome was glaring furiously at Eva.

'That bitch will pay!' Kagome thought, 'Inuyasha is mine!'

"Let's just get going. We're wasting precious time," said Amy.

Everyone agreed this time.

They walked for quite a while, only stopping for water and a snack, then, they heard and saw two boys arguing. There was one more boy watching them argue.

"No! I wasn't me!" shouted one of the boys.

"It had to be!" shouted the other, "Who's else?"

"Buy you know I would never do something like that!" the first boy shouted, "You know me better! I wouldn't even think about it!"

"That's what you want people to believe!" shouted the second boy.

While the two boys argued, the group was wondering what was going on.

"What do you think happened?" Eva asked.

"I don't know," Sango replied.

"Liar!" the second boy shouted, then he pushed the first boy to the ground.

"Haji!" shouted the boy that was leaning on the tree, "That's going a bit too far!"

"Humph!" said the boy named Haji, "What do you know anyways, Shinsetsu? You're just a goody- two- shoes!"

Shinsetsu didn't say anything, but he didn't look happy.

"Hey! Don't shout at my friend!" shouted the first boy, who was still on the ground.

"Oh, just shut up!" Haji yelled at the first boy.

Kurama walked toward the three boys.

"Excuse me, but is there a problem here?" Kurama asked, politely.

"It's none of your business, woman!" Haji shouted at Kurama, "And what the hell is wrong with your voice? It's so low."

"I can assure you that there is nothing wrong with my voice," Kurama calmly said, "Because I'm not a woman, I'm a male.

The boy that was still on the ground burst out laughing at the look of Haji's face.

"Hah... y-you thought... haha... he w-was a-a-a... hehe... a girl? Hahahahahaha!" the boy managed to say between his laughter.

"Shut up!" Haji's face was red, from being embarrassed and angry.

"Ah... I think we need to introduce ourselves to our fine friends over there," the boy on the ground said, after he had control of his laugher, "I'm Neko!"

"Why should I tell them who I am?" Haji said.

"He's Haji!" Neko said, cheerfully, as Haji angrily glared at him. But Neko paid no attention to it.

"I'm Shinsetsu," the boy that was leaning on the tree said.

"Here we go with the introductions again..." Lilica said.

They all introduced themselves. ( Syo: I don't think you want to hear the intro again do you? I think it's a bit too long =P )

"So why are you here? You don't look like you're from this part of Makai," Shinsetsu said.

"Well we're not from this part of Makai. We're just here to defeat Naraku," Sango said.

"Naraku, you say?" Neko asked, curiously.

"Yeah," said Sango.

"He's that bad dude, right?" Neko asked.

"Yep! That'll be him, the evil dude," Eva said.

"You're off to defeat him, you said?" Shinsetsu asked.

"Yep! Yep!" Eva cheerfully said.

"How the hell can you be so damn cheerful all the time?" Syo said in disgust, "It's quite annoying."

"How can you ban so boring all the time?" Lilica said back.

"Was I talking to you, bitch?" Syo said.

"What did you just call be?" Lilica growled.

"I called you a bitch. Do you have a problem with that?" Syo said.

"In fact, I do!" Lilica shouted.

"Oh well, you're problem," Syo said.

"You're the one causing the problem!!!" Lilica yelled.

"Deal with the problem I'm causing you then," Syo calmly said.

Meanwhile with the others...

"Are they always like that?" Neko asked.

"Are you and Haji always arguing?" Inuyasha said.

"Well, kinda..." Neko sheepishly answered.

The other, except Syo, Lilica, and Haji, sweat dropped.

Back to Syo and Lilica...

"Stupid!" Lilica insulted Syo.

"Pathetic low life fool!" Syo countered.

They continued to throw insults at each other.

"Oi!" Neko said.

Kurama sighed. Then walked up to the two arguing girls.

"Please, stop arguing," Kurama said.

"She started this argument between me and her!" Syo said.

"No I didn't!" Lilica said.

"Yes you did!" Syo said.

Back to the others...

"Now, why does that sound so familiar to me..." Neko thoughtfully said.

Shinsetsu sweat dropped, the said, "Because that's what happened to you and Haji."

"Oh, really?" Neko asked, "When?"

Everyone, except Syo and Lilica, did an anime fall.

"Syo. Lilica. Please stop arguing," Kurama tried to reason with them, "There are no reasons arguing about a pointless subject."

"Don't bud in!" Lilica said, "It's none of your business!"

"Yeah, like me saying Eva's way too cheerful and annoying isn't you damn business, you stupid woman!" Syo said.

"Humph!" Lilica said. ( Syo: Does it even count as saying it? )

Kurama sighed, "Please stop this pointless arguing."

"Yeah!" Shippo said, "It's going to drive all crazy!"

"Whatever..." Lilica muttered.

Syo lifted an eye brow, then said, "I thought you people are already crazy by the looks of it... pathetic fools..."

"Hey!" Shippo pouted, "That's not true!"

"Syo, please be friendly for a change," Kurama said, "I know you've had a hard life, but-"he was cut off by Lilica.

"Che! Right! Like that bitch had a hard life! She probably only cause hard times for other people!" Lilica said, then she turned to Syo, "Stop being such a bitch!"

Syo was growling and glaring at her. Then said, "Stop talking to yourself, bitch. It's a sign of insanity."

"What?" Lilica growled.

Kurama sighed, then shook his head.

Meanwhile, the others watched them while they ate popcorn, that's from hell knows where they got it from.

"STOP ARGUING!!!" Haji shouted. He had had enough of all the arguing after the argument between he and Neko.

Everyone turned to look at him because of his sudden out burst.

Haji was glaring at everyone and everything around him.

"DO YOU TWO KNOW HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE?!?!?!" Haji yelled at Syo and Lilica.

"Hn..." Syo said.

Lilica rolled her eyes, then said, "Whatever."

"Well... I guess that's a way to stop them from arguing..." Miroku said.

"Yeah," Shippo agreed. And so did everyone else.

The two girls stopped arguing, Haji was still angry, and everything was almost back to normal. But the keyword was almost.

"Hey!" Neko said, "Do you think we could join you on your journey to Naraku's castle?"

There was a bunch of "sure", "okay", "whatever," and two "hn" coming from the other people.

"Great! Now we can help you defeat Naraku!" Neko cheerfully said.

"Just great... another hyper active freak..." Syo muttered to herself.

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Syo: Yay! I'm pretty sure you people didn't like it, but I'm proud that I'm on chapter eleven!!!

Eva: That story was almost as pointless as the argument... THERE IS NO PLOT IN THE STUPID STORY!!!

Syo: sniffles Aww... don't be so mean...

Hiei: Hn... she's not being mean. She's just stating the truth.

Syo: eyes go watery Waaahh!!!! You people hate me!!! You all really, really hate me!!! Runs off

Eva: Okay... who gave her sugar?

Kurama: pops out of nowhere Err... sorry, you know I can't stand her puppy eyes... and the tears... So... well... I gave her err... sugar... ;;;

Eva: AAHHH!!! WE'RE ALL DOOM!!!

Hiei: Hn, Fox. Did you give her sugar, too?"

Kurama: frowns I don't think so. But I think she's always hyper.

REVIEW!!!

The vote is still here! You can vote as many characters as you like! You can also tell me who you want certain characters that are not already paired up be paired up with someone. The someone can be yourself, an anime character, or an OC.

Options for another anime character(s) to appear in the story:

Sesshoumaru

Naraku

Marik

Bakura

Kenshin

Téa ( If she's there, there will be Téa bashing )

Kaoru ( She's the same as Téa, if she's in the story, there will be Kaoru bashing )

Yami

Kouga

Seto

Other...

People that are free for pairings are:

Yusuke ( Sorry Yusuke/ Keiko fans! )

Kuwabara ( Sorry Kuwabara/ Yukina fans! )

Shippo

Kuronue

Koenma ( Doesn't appear that often )

OC (Please tell me the info)