Brotherhood Evolution: The Hex Factor.
I know Winter Fun isn't over yet, but I had this sitting on my computor for so long I had to post it. So Here's Wanda!
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Man there's nothing exciting going on yo!" Toad exclaimed as he paced around the living room.
"Careful Todd." Fred cautioned. "Every time you say that something happens."
"GUESS WHO'S BACK!" Came the shout from the front of the house.
"Told you." Fred said, as his eyes grew wide.
"Uh oh." Lance stated, as he turned pale. Pietro and Freddy hugged each other in fear, as Mike and Betsy looked around confused.
"It's the Boss-lady!" Toad shouted as he hopped toward Mystique. "Hey Boss-lady, What's up?" Toad asked as Mystique slapped him out of her way.
"FRONT AND CENTER!" Mystique screamed as she stomped her foot. Pietro, Fred, Todd and Lance all ran and snapped at attention. "You all make me sick. What happened to the elite team of mutants that I gathered? The best of the best and you still always lose to the X-Men. One of you even had the gall to go and join them." Mystique said as she got in Lance's face. He gulped nervously. "I'll deal with you later." Mystique began before she was interrupted.
"Ahem." Mike stated as he leaned in the doorway of the pallor. "You must be Mystique." Mike said as he and Betsy walked out and stood with the other Brotherhood members.
"Yes, Omega. And if you and your little girl want to stay here, you'll do what I say." Mystique spat.
"Whatever." Betsy muttered as she and Mike stood with the rest of the 'Hood.
"Hey, what's up Mysti?" Tabitha crowed as she slid down the banner.
"You will get out of my room and do what I tell you to if you wish to continue living here. And the name is Mystique." Raven Darkholme said as she faced Tabitha.
"Fat chance." Tabitha said as she walked upstairs and came down a few moments later with her bag. "I'm out of here." Tabitha said as she walked out. The house then shook from an explosion.
"She blew up her room, didn't she?" Mike asked as Lance nodded his head.
"Even with the added powers of these two." Mystique said as she pointed ant Omega and Betsy. "You still haven't beaten the X-Men. But that changes today. Because I brought a very powerful mutant for you all. Maybe she can do what you haven't been able to." Mystique said as she got out of the way to reveal a raven-haired girl that looked like she had been through hell and back.
"WANDA!?!" Pietro screamed when he saw her.
"Pietro?" Wanda said in shock. "ARGH!!!" Wanda screamed as she sent her powers toward Pietro and the rest of the 'hood.
"DIVE!" Mike screamed as he grabbed Toad and Betsy and dove behind the couch. Freddy went flying into the kitchen, due to unseen forces as Lance and Pietro dove behind the couch. Things started flying around the room.
"Ex-Girlfriend?" Toad asked as Mike smashed a chair that flew to close.
"Worse." Pietro said in fear. "Sister."
"Ouch." Lance said. " Okay… I've got her." Lance said as he sent a tremor toward her. Which she redirected back at him, knocking him into the wall.
"Okay, Let me try." Betsy said as she powered up her Psionic knife and melted into the shadow on the floor. She reappeared behind Wanda, but was sent through the window by a flying ski.
"BETS!" Mike screamed ass he charged toward Wanda and let his tendrical fly toward her. However a hex from Wanda caused his tendricals to wrap around him and tie him up. "Okay…this is embarrassing." Mike muttered as he struggled against his own powers. Pietro tried to run, but was sent flying back. Toad was launched into the kitchen by the table.
"Agitha! Calm her down!" Mystique ordered as Destiny came out and reached into Wanda's mind, knocking the tortured girl unconscious.
"ARE YOU CRAZY?!" Pietro shouted as Mike untangled himself. Betsy shadow walked into the house and Toad wobbled out of the kitchen, his hair all spiky and he was covered in soot. "WANDA IS PSYCHO! SHE HAS NO CONTROL OVER HER POWERS, THAT WHY MY FATHER HAD TO COMMIT HER!" Pietro shouted.
"Calm down now, Quicksilver. Your father made the mistake of leaving her where her gifts could go undeveloped. A mistake I am more than happy to use to my advantage." Mystique spat. "Now get to bed all of you. Your up at five to resume your training." Mystique ordered as she and Agitha carried Wanda into Rogue's old room."
"I just realized something." Mike muttered, putting his arm around Betsy defensively.
"What?" Lance asked as he looked up from the floor.
"We just traded Tabitha, who was psycho half the time for Wanda, who's psycho all the time." Mike said simply.
"D'oh!" The rest of the Brotherhood all shouted.
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"This is insane, yo!" Toad crowed as he collapsed on the couch. "We've been training for three weeks strait."
"I can't feel my legs…" Pietro moaned as he collapsed. "Normally that's a bad thing, but in this case it's pain that I can't feel. So Yay for me."
"Petey." Mike said simply as he held frozen vegetables over every part of his body, using his tendricals. "Two words. Shut and Up."
"Thanks luv." Betsy said as Mike used his tendricals to send the frozen peas to Betsys back.
"ALRIGHT YOU BRAT'S!" Mystique shouted as she entered the room the Brotherhood was in. "TIME FOR YOU TO FACE THE X-MEN!" Mystique shouted as she paced back and forth in front of them.
"Now?" Toad asked in shock. "We can barely move!"
"Not now you idiot!" Mystique moaned as she slapped her face. "Tomorrow. That way you can rest up, have the night off, do some drugs, I don't care. Just be ready by tomorrow night." Mystique said as she left the room shaking her head.
"This is just friggin' great." Lance stated as Boris, the Brotherhood Rat looked at him cock eyed.
"Look's like it's going to be a fun day." Mike muttered as Betsy nodded in agreement.
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Bayville Mall, the next day
"Well, is everyone in position?" Lance asked as he and the Brotherhood walked throughout the mall, checking everything out.
"We're good." Mike's voice came over the communicator.
"You better not be making out with Psylocke." Lance warned. "We've got work to do."
"Um…I'm not?" Mike's nervous voice came over the intercom along with Betsy's giggling.
"Help me…" Lance stated as he slapped his face. "Quicksilver, Blob, Toad! Tell me you guys are ready?"
"Hey did you know that my (BEEP) is a ladies size five?" Toad's voice came over the communicator. Sounds of throwing up were heard all over the mall as the various members of the Brotherhood upchucked they're lunches at Toad's comment.
"AW BETS!" Mike's voice whined over the communicator.
"I knew I shouldn't have had sushi…" Betsy's moaned over the communicator.
"Toad if the X-Men don't kick your but, I sure as heck will!" Wanda said over the communicator.
"You know you want me..." Toad said simply.
"Yea. Want you dead." Wanda grumbled.
"WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP AND GET READY!" Mystique's voice shouted throughout the mall. "THEY'RE HERE!!!"
"Positions people!" Lance shouted as he ran to the upper level.
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"GOTCHA!" Kitty screamed as she tacked a mannequin to the ground.
"Green never really was your color, was it?" Lance said from the shadows as he walked toward her.
"Lance? What is going on here? Why are you here?" Kitty asked as she ran up to him.
"Look, you better get out of here. Wanda's pretty unstable and I don't want you to get hurt." Lance said as he grabbed Kitty's arm and pulled her toward one of the doors.
"Like let go!" Kitty shouted as she phased away from Lance.
"Look Kitty, shove off!" Lance snapped.
"No!" Kitty said as she phased away and ran off toward the sounds of fighting.
"KITTY!" Lance called out after her. "Dammit." Lance swore as he ran toward the sounds off fighting.
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"Vas! Vhere are you!" Kurt shouted as he walked through one of the clothing stores.
"Welcome-to-the-style-pile!" Pietro shouted as he sped out with Mike in tow. Mike was wearing a pair of gray umbrella pants and a pink tee shirt and light blue vest. He had a few pins hanging out of his mouth and a tailor's tape wrapped around his neck.
"My god!" Mike said in a really gay tone. "You are a fashion disaster! Pietro! Let's. Get. Busy!" Mike shouted as he walked toward the stunned Nightcrawler.
"Vas?" Nightcrawler asked as Mike and Pietro took several measurements.
"What are we trying to say here?" Mike asked as he tugged Kurt's uniform. "X-Geek? I don't think so!" Mike said as he snapped his fingers. Pietro spun around Nightcrawler, dressing him up like someone from the Matrix.
"Huh?" Kurt asked as he looked at himself.
"Oooohh! I like it! WAY MACHO!" Mike said as he protruded his chest and flexed. He then cut the tag off of the trench coat. "But it's still missing something…" Mike muttered as he kept snapping his fingers. Each time Pietro spun around Nightcrawler, changing his cloths, until he was buried in clothing.
"Perfect!" Pietro crowed.
"You know, not many people can pull off that look." Mike said as Pietro took a light bow as Nightcrawler teleported away.
"Let's go! There more fashion disaster out there!" Pietro shouted as he sped off.
"To Action!" Mike shouted as he tore off the clothing he was wearing, revealing his uniform.
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"Hey Bone Boy!' Blob shouted as he chucked TV after TV at Evan, who did his best to dodge the attacks. That is until Jean attacked Blob from behind, using her telekinesis to launch him into the wall.
"Eat this red!" Betsy shouted as she emerged from the shadows and drove her Psionic Knife into Jean's skull. However Jean had trained herself to deal with Betsy's method of attack. Psylocke found herself flying off of the banister, toward the basement floor. "This is not good..." Betsy said meekly as she fell, before she was intercepted by Toad, who caught her and leapt toward the second level. "Thank's Todd." Betsy muttered as she regained her balance, but Toad had already taken off.
"Hi Shades!' Toad said as he swiped Cyclops visor and hopped away. Meanwhile Lance was creating tremors that shook fake boulders loose and sent them toward the X-men who had regrouped. Jean redirected the attack right back at Lance, sending him flying into the wall where he was knocked out.
"That's it." Mike said as his face turned red. "Its on!" Mike shouted as he unleashed his tendricals and attacked the X-men. Blob and Toad ran in from the sides and Betsy from on top of them. Quicksilver ran in from behind, intent on creating a distraction. Rouge grabbed Toad, knocking him out and then tossed Cyclops his visor. Cyclops then sent Omega through the roof of the mall with an Optic blast.
"This is gonna hurt..." Betsy muttered as she saw Blob go flying toward her from another Optic blast from Cyclops. The two crashed into the wall as Nightcrawler and Shadow Cat took down Quicksilver.
"That's all of them." Cyclops said with a smile as he heard the escalator start. He looked up to see a very pissed off Scarlet Witch descending toward them. Scarlet Witch then proceeded to hand the X-Men their buts on a silver platter. (The fight from the show happens exactly the same here.)
"Retreat!" Cyclops shouted as the X-Men all ran away bruised.
"Did we just win?" Mike asked as he walked back into the mall rubbing the back off his head.
"I think we did." Pietro stated as he dragged himself over.
"Kitty will never talk to me again…" Lance moaned.
"Oh yea. It's a victory." Toad stated as Lance glared at him. "And we have this beautiful flower to thank for it." Toad said as he buddied up to Wanda.
"Get AWAY!!!" Wanda screamed as she sent Toad flying into a store.
"Man, she's a real Scarlet Witch alright…" Toad said with a goofy smile before he passed out.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Apologies and Parodies. Lance tries to apologize to Kitty, but the rest of the Brotherhood aren't helping out much.
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Well there you go. Hope you all liked it. Please review and let me now what you think. Oh. And Tabitha will becoming back soon. I'm evil like that.
Later,
Descendent
I know Winter Fun isn't over yet, but I had this sitting on my computor for so long I had to post it. So Here's Wanda!
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Man there's nothing exciting going on yo!" Toad exclaimed as he paced around the living room.
"Careful Todd." Fred cautioned. "Every time you say that something happens."
"GUESS WHO'S BACK!" Came the shout from the front of the house.
"Told you." Fred said, as his eyes grew wide.
"Uh oh." Lance stated, as he turned pale. Pietro and Freddy hugged each other in fear, as Mike and Betsy looked around confused.
"It's the Boss-lady!" Toad shouted as he hopped toward Mystique. "Hey Boss-lady, What's up?" Toad asked as Mystique slapped him out of her way.
"FRONT AND CENTER!" Mystique screamed as she stomped her foot. Pietro, Fred, Todd and Lance all ran and snapped at attention. "You all make me sick. What happened to the elite team of mutants that I gathered? The best of the best and you still always lose to the X-Men. One of you even had the gall to go and join them." Mystique said as she got in Lance's face. He gulped nervously. "I'll deal with you later." Mystique began before she was interrupted.
"Ahem." Mike stated as he leaned in the doorway of the pallor. "You must be Mystique." Mike said as he and Betsy walked out and stood with the other Brotherhood members.
"Yes, Omega. And if you and your little girl want to stay here, you'll do what I say." Mystique spat.
"Whatever." Betsy muttered as she and Mike stood with the rest of the 'Hood.
"Hey, what's up Mysti?" Tabitha crowed as she slid down the banner.
"You will get out of my room and do what I tell you to if you wish to continue living here. And the name is Mystique." Raven Darkholme said as she faced Tabitha.
"Fat chance." Tabitha said as she walked upstairs and came down a few moments later with her bag. "I'm out of here." Tabitha said as she walked out. The house then shook from an explosion.
"She blew up her room, didn't she?" Mike asked as Lance nodded his head.
"Even with the added powers of these two." Mystique said as she pointed ant Omega and Betsy. "You still haven't beaten the X-Men. But that changes today. Because I brought a very powerful mutant for you all. Maybe she can do what you haven't been able to." Mystique said as she got out of the way to reveal a raven-haired girl that looked like she had been through hell and back.
"WANDA!?!" Pietro screamed when he saw her.
"Pietro?" Wanda said in shock. "ARGH!!!" Wanda screamed as she sent her powers toward Pietro and the rest of the 'hood.
"DIVE!" Mike screamed as he grabbed Toad and Betsy and dove behind the couch. Freddy went flying into the kitchen, due to unseen forces as Lance and Pietro dove behind the couch. Things started flying around the room.
"Ex-Girlfriend?" Toad asked as Mike smashed a chair that flew to close.
"Worse." Pietro said in fear. "Sister."
"Ouch." Lance said. " Okay… I've got her." Lance said as he sent a tremor toward her. Which she redirected back at him, knocking him into the wall.
"Okay, Let me try." Betsy said as she powered up her Psionic knife and melted into the shadow on the floor. She reappeared behind Wanda, but was sent through the window by a flying ski.
"BETS!" Mike screamed ass he charged toward Wanda and let his tendrical fly toward her. However a hex from Wanda caused his tendricals to wrap around him and tie him up. "Okay…this is embarrassing." Mike muttered as he struggled against his own powers. Pietro tried to run, but was sent flying back. Toad was launched into the kitchen by the table.
"Agitha! Calm her down!" Mystique ordered as Destiny came out and reached into Wanda's mind, knocking the tortured girl unconscious.
"ARE YOU CRAZY?!" Pietro shouted as Mike untangled himself. Betsy shadow walked into the house and Toad wobbled out of the kitchen, his hair all spiky and he was covered in soot. "WANDA IS PSYCHO! SHE HAS NO CONTROL OVER HER POWERS, THAT WHY MY FATHER HAD TO COMMIT HER!" Pietro shouted.
"Calm down now, Quicksilver. Your father made the mistake of leaving her where her gifts could go undeveloped. A mistake I am more than happy to use to my advantage." Mystique spat. "Now get to bed all of you. Your up at five to resume your training." Mystique ordered as she and Agitha carried Wanda into Rogue's old room."
"I just realized something." Mike muttered, putting his arm around Betsy defensively.
"What?" Lance asked as he looked up from the floor.
"We just traded Tabitha, who was psycho half the time for Wanda, who's psycho all the time." Mike said simply.
"D'oh!" The rest of the Brotherhood all shouted.
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"This is insane, yo!" Toad crowed as he collapsed on the couch. "We've been training for three weeks strait."
"I can't feel my legs…" Pietro moaned as he collapsed. "Normally that's a bad thing, but in this case it's pain that I can't feel. So Yay for me."
"Petey." Mike said simply as he held frozen vegetables over every part of his body, using his tendricals. "Two words. Shut and Up."
"Thanks luv." Betsy said as Mike used his tendricals to send the frozen peas to Betsys back.
"ALRIGHT YOU BRAT'S!" Mystique shouted as she entered the room the Brotherhood was in. "TIME FOR YOU TO FACE THE X-MEN!" Mystique shouted as she paced back and forth in front of them.
"Now?" Toad asked in shock. "We can barely move!"
"Not now you idiot!" Mystique moaned as she slapped her face. "Tomorrow. That way you can rest up, have the night off, do some drugs, I don't care. Just be ready by tomorrow night." Mystique said as she left the room shaking her head.
"This is just friggin' great." Lance stated as Boris, the Brotherhood Rat looked at him cock eyed.
"Look's like it's going to be a fun day." Mike muttered as Betsy nodded in agreement.
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Bayville Mall, the next day
"Well, is everyone in position?" Lance asked as he and the Brotherhood walked throughout the mall, checking everything out.
"We're good." Mike's voice came over the communicator.
"You better not be making out with Psylocke." Lance warned. "We've got work to do."
"Um…I'm not?" Mike's nervous voice came over the intercom along with Betsy's giggling.
"Help me…" Lance stated as he slapped his face. "Quicksilver, Blob, Toad! Tell me you guys are ready?"
"Hey did you know that my (BEEP) is a ladies size five?" Toad's voice came over the communicator. Sounds of throwing up were heard all over the mall as the various members of the Brotherhood upchucked they're lunches at Toad's comment.
"AW BETS!" Mike's voice whined over the communicator.
"I knew I shouldn't have had sushi…" Betsy's moaned over the communicator.
"Toad if the X-Men don't kick your but, I sure as heck will!" Wanda said over the communicator.
"You know you want me..." Toad said simply.
"Yea. Want you dead." Wanda grumbled.
"WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP AND GET READY!" Mystique's voice shouted throughout the mall. "THEY'RE HERE!!!"
"Positions people!" Lance shouted as he ran to the upper level.
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"GOTCHA!" Kitty screamed as she tacked a mannequin to the ground.
"Green never really was your color, was it?" Lance said from the shadows as he walked toward her.
"Lance? What is going on here? Why are you here?" Kitty asked as she ran up to him.
"Look, you better get out of here. Wanda's pretty unstable and I don't want you to get hurt." Lance said as he grabbed Kitty's arm and pulled her toward one of the doors.
"Like let go!" Kitty shouted as she phased away from Lance.
"Look Kitty, shove off!" Lance snapped.
"No!" Kitty said as she phased away and ran off toward the sounds of fighting.
"KITTY!" Lance called out after her. "Dammit." Lance swore as he ran toward the sounds off fighting.
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"Vas! Vhere are you!" Kurt shouted as he walked through one of the clothing stores.
"Welcome-to-the-style-pile!" Pietro shouted as he sped out with Mike in tow. Mike was wearing a pair of gray umbrella pants and a pink tee shirt and light blue vest. He had a few pins hanging out of his mouth and a tailor's tape wrapped around his neck.
"My god!" Mike said in a really gay tone. "You are a fashion disaster! Pietro! Let's. Get. Busy!" Mike shouted as he walked toward the stunned Nightcrawler.
"Vas?" Nightcrawler asked as Mike and Pietro took several measurements.
"What are we trying to say here?" Mike asked as he tugged Kurt's uniform. "X-Geek? I don't think so!" Mike said as he snapped his fingers. Pietro spun around Nightcrawler, dressing him up like someone from the Matrix.
"Huh?" Kurt asked as he looked at himself.
"Oooohh! I like it! WAY MACHO!" Mike said as he protruded his chest and flexed. He then cut the tag off of the trench coat. "But it's still missing something…" Mike muttered as he kept snapping his fingers. Each time Pietro spun around Nightcrawler, changing his cloths, until he was buried in clothing.
"Perfect!" Pietro crowed.
"You know, not many people can pull off that look." Mike said as Pietro took a light bow as Nightcrawler teleported away.
"Let's go! There more fashion disaster out there!" Pietro shouted as he sped off.
"To Action!" Mike shouted as he tore off the clothing he was wearing, revealing his uniform.
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"Hey Bone Boy!' Blob shouted as he chucked TV after TV at Evan, who did his best to dodge the attacks. That is until Jean attacked Blob from behind, using her telekinesis to launch him into the wall.
"Eat this red!" Betsy shouted as she emerged from the shadows and drove her Psionic Knife into Jean's skull. However Jean had trained herself to deal with Betsy's method of attack. Psylocke found herself flying off of the banister, toward the basement floor. "This is not good..." Betsy said meekly as she fell, before she was intercepted by Toad, who caught her and leapt toward the second level. "Thank's Todd." Betsy muttered as she regained her balance, but Toad had already taken off.
"Hi Shades!' Toad said as he swiped Cyclops visor and hopped away. Meanwhile Lance was creating tremors that shook fake boulders loose and sent them toward the X-men who had regrouped. Jean redirected the attack right back at Lance, sending him flying into the wall where he was knocked out.
"That's it." Mike said as his face turned red. "Its on!" Mike shouted as he unleashed his tendricals and attacked the X-men. Blob and Toad ran in from the sides and Betsy from on top of them. Quicksilver ran in from behind, intent on creating a distraction. Rouge grabbed Toad, knocking him out and then tossed Cyclops his visor. Cyclops then sent Omega through the roof of the mall with an Optic blast.
"This is gonna hurt..." Betsy muttered as she saw Blob go flying toward her from another Optic blast from Cyclops. The two crashed into the wall as Nightcrawler and Shadow Cat took down Quicksilver.
"That's all of them." Cyclops said with a smile as he heard the escalator start. He looked up to see a very pissed off Scarlet Witch descending toward them. Scarlet Witch then proceeded to hand the X-Men their buts on a silver platter. (The fight from the show happens exactly the same here.)
"Retreat!" Cyclops shouted as the X-Men all ran away bruised.
"Did we just win?" Mike asked as he walked back into the mall rubbing the back off his head.
"I think we did." Pietro stated as he dragged himself over.
"Kitty will never talk to me again…" Lance moaned.
"Oh yea. It's a victory." Toad stated as Lance glared at him. "And we have this beautiful flower to thank for it." Toad said as he buddied up to Wanda.
"Get AWAY!!!" Wanda screamed as she sent Toad flying into a store.
"Man, she's a real Scarlet Witch alright…" Toad said with a goofy smile before he passed out.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Apologies and Parodies. Lance tries to apologize to Kitty, but the rest of the Brotherhood aren't helping out much.
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Well there you go. Hope you all liked it. Please review and let me now what you think. Oh. And Tabitha will becoming back soon. I'm evil like that.
Later,
Descendent