Brotherhood Evolution: Apologies and Parodies.
Well, Its time I resume the humor before I take care of Day of Reckoning. And the best way to do that some character torture. YAY!
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Bayville High
"I tried to warn you!" Lance whined as he chased after an irate Shadow Cat.
"Like, leave me alone Lance!" Kitty snapped.
"I'm sorry! Jeeze. I didn't mean for you to get hurt." Lance said as he got in front of her.
"He's right." Pietro said as he sped up out of nowhere. "He actually wanted to drag you outside for a little 'private battle'. If you know what I mean."
"WHAT!" Kitty shouted as her face turned a deep red color.
"WHAT?!? Kitty! I didn't plan anything of the sort!" Lance said in shock. "KITTY!" Lance called out as Shadow Cat stormed off.
"Well buddy. Now that that pathetic chapter in your life is over, you can move on to the next one." Pietro said as he leaned on Lance's shoulder. Lance meanwhile looked like he was going to explode with rage.
"Yes. The next one." Lance said in a strangely calm tone of voice.
"WHA…" Pietro began before Lance grabbed him before he could react and dragged Pietro down the hall. "HELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!" Pietro shouted as Lance dragged him outside.
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Lunch Period
"Will the Parties responsible for painting my office a bright neon green, please report to my office. I don't want to punish you. Really! I want to um, congratulate you on a fine job. Yea that's the ticket…" Kelly's voice came over the intercom.
"Man. Think we've been going to hard on Kelly?" Mike asked simply as he ate his 'food'.
"We can never go to hard on that man." Pietro quipped.
"So how's your sister handling School?" Betsy asked. "I mean she did take over my room and everything." Betsy muttered. "I had to move into the one across the hall and clean that one out." Betsy shuddered. On cue Wanda stormed over and sat down with a grimace.
"Trouble honeybumpkins?" Toad asked as he inched closer to Wanda, and was promptly sent flying into the wall.
"And this little Toady went wee, wee, wee all the way into the wall." Mike quipped before Wanda shot him a death glare. "I'll shut up now."
"Where's Lance? " Blob asked, thankfully changing the subject.
"Trying to apologies to Kitty of course." Pietro quipped. "He almost killed me earlier because I didn't…really, um… help the situation."
"What did you do Pietro." Betsy said with a tone that could melt ice.
"I kinda ruined it even more for him." Pietro said sheepishly. "But hey. They're on opposite sides. They shouldn't be together." Pietro said defiantly.
"Should I hurt him?" Mike asked the others.
"Go for it." Wanda said.
"Whatever my snuckumpuss says." Toad said as he had a glazed over look in his eyes.
"I'm cool with it." Blob added.
"Fine by me." Betsy said.
"Eep." Pietro said as he sped off.
"So now what do we do?" Mike asked the others.
"Maybe we should help Lance out." Wanda said. The rest of the Brotherhood stared at her in shock. "WHAT?!? Even I'm not all evil!"
"Okay..." Mike said dryly.
"So we need a plan." Blob said as the Brotherhood huddled up.
"Oh. That's evil." Wanda said.
"Problem. We don't want an evil plan." Betsy corrected.
"Man this is gonna be harder than I thought." Toad quipped.
"Drat." The rest of the Brotherhood all said.
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Xavier's Institute for the Gifted Young
"Lance called again." Jean said as she walked into the room that Kitty shared with Rogue.
"Again?" Kitty asked in disbelief. "This is the thousandth time."
"That boy is stubborn as a mule." Rogue said simply. "And it's actually the 5,627th time."
"Great. At least he isn't on our front lawn professing his love to a Sting song." Kitty said. Right before floodlights flipped on and one of Sting's love songs started to blare. (I don't know which one; he's got dozens of 'em. Use your imagination.)
"What is it with all of the freaky coincidences going on around here?" Jean asked in disbelief.
"I really need to shut my mouth." Kitty said as she slapped her face. She, Jean, and Rogue walked over to the window and pulled up the drapes. They saw Lance on a huge makeshift stage, with a microphone singing the lyrics to said song. Badly.
"How does he do it?" Jean asked in disbelief.
"That boy is creative. I'll tell you that much. But it also looks like he had help this time." Rogue said as she pointed to where the Brotherhood was keeping the rest of the X-Men away. Violently. Wanda laughed as she sent Kurt through a tree. Omega was using Spike as a club on Wolverine. Pietro kept Beast at bay and Betsy was using her powers to keep Storm busy. Blob was bench-pressing Cyclops while Scott screamed. (Fred's hands were crushing one of Cyclops' more 'gentle' regions.) Toad was busy entertaining all of the New Mutants with Magic Tricks.
"Maybe you should forgive him." Rogue said. "I mean he did try to warn you."
"And he did save you life when my powers acted up." Jean added.
"And he does look cute on stage like that." Kitty said. "That cute tone-deaf little man." Kitty said as he eyes got glazed over.
"Great. It's started again." Rogue said dryly.
"We really should stop meddling in others affairs." Jean said simply.
"Wanna grab a soda?"
"Okay." Jean said as the two left Kitty alone to watch Lance make a bigger fool of himself.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Well that was fun." Mike muttered as the Brotherhood dragged themselves home.
"At least Kitty forgave me." Lance sighed with a smile.
"And we beat the X-Men up, so Mystique can't chew us out too much." Wanda said simply as she flopped onto the couch.
"Can I get you anything snuggles?" Toad asked as he got close to Wanda.
"Yea. YOU CAN GET AWAY!" Wanda shouted as she sent Toad flying into the wall.
"She loves me…" Came Toads moan from the other room. Wanda just slapped her face.
"So all in all, it wasn't a bad night." Pietro said simply.
"Any one for Taco's?" Fred asked simply as he picked up Boris, the Brotherhood Rat and tickled him.
"RAT!!!" Betsy shouted when she saw Boris. She ran upstairs as fast as she could.
"Taco's?" Mike asked simply.
"Shouldn't you be helping your girl." Todd asked simply.
"Little buddy, I've come to realize that when Betsy's in her moods, it is not wise to mess with her." Mike said simply. "Now who's up fot Taco's?"
"TACO'S!!!" The entire Brotherhood shouted as they trouped out of their house to run an "All-you-can-eat" Taco bar out of business.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Driving Mr. Kelly…INSANE! Good old fashion Kelly Torture.
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There you go. One more chapter in the saga of the Brotherhood's continuing Evolution. I hope you liked it. Please review folks.
Later,
Descendent
Well, Its time I resume the humor before I take care of Day of Reckoning. And the best way to do that some character torture. YAY!
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Bayville High
"I tried to warn you!" Lance whined as he chased after an irate Shadow Cat.
"Like, leave me alone Lance!" Kitty snapped.
"I'm sorry! Jeeze. I didn't mean for you to get hurt." Lance said as he got in front of her.
"He's right." Pietro said as he sped up out of nowhere. "He actually wanted to drag you outside for a little 'private battle'. If you know what I mean."
"WHAT!" Kitty shouted as her face turned a deep red color.
"WHAT?!? Kitty! I didn't plan anything of the sort!" Lance said in shock. "KITTY!" Lance called out as Shadow Cat stormed off.
"Well buddy. Now that that pathetic chapter in your life is over, you can move on to the next one." Pietro said as he leaned on Lance's shoulder. Lance meanwhile looked like he was going to explode with rage.
"Yes. The next one." Lance said in a strangely calm tone of voice.
"WHA…" Pietro began before Lance grabbed him before he could react and dragged Pietro down the hall. "HELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!" Pietro shouted as Lance dragged him outside.
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Lunch Period
"Will the Parties responsible for painting my office a bright neon green, please report to my office. I don't want to punish you. Really! I want to um, congratulate you on a fine job. Yea that's the ticket…" Kelly's voice came over the intercom.
"Man. Think we've been going to hard on Kelly?" Mike asked simply as he ate his 'food'.
"We can never go to hard on that man." Pietro quipped.
"So how's your sister handling School?" Betsy asked. "I mean she did take over my room and everything." Betsy muttered. "I had to move into the one across the hall and clean that one out." Betsy shuddered. On cue Wanda stormed over and sat down with a grimace.
"Trouble honeybumpkins?" Toad asked as he inched closer to Wanda, and was promptly sent flying into the wall.
"And this little Toady went wee, wee, wee all the way into the wall." Mike quipped before Wanda shot him a death glare. "I'll shut up now."
"Where's Lance? " Blob asked, thankfully changing the subject.
"Trying to apologies to Kitty of course." Pietro quipped. "He almost killed me earlier because I didn't…really, um… help the situation."
"What did you do Pietro." Betsy said with a tone that could melt ice.
"I kinda ruined it even more for him." Pietro said sheepishly. "But hey. They're on opposite sides. They shouldn't be together." Pietro said defiantly.
"Should I hurt him?" Mike asked the others.
"Go for it." Wanda said.
"Whatever my snuckumpuss says." Toad said as he had a glazed over look in his eyes.
"I'm cool with it." Blob added.
"Fine by me." Betsy said.
"Eep." Pietro said as he sped off.
"So now what do we do?" Mike asked the others.
"Maybe we should help Lance out." Wanda said. The rest of the Brotherhood stared at her in shock. "WHAT?!? Even I'm not all evil!"
"Okay..." Mike said dryly.
"So we need a plan." Blob said as the Brotherhood huddled up.
"Oh. That's evil." Wanda said.
"Problem. We don't want an evil plan." Betsy corrected.
"Man this is gonna be harder than I thought." Toad quipped.
"Drat." The rest of the Brotherhood all said.
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Xavier's Institute for the Gifted Young
"Lance called again." Jean said as she walked into the room that Kitty shared with Rogue.
"Again?" Kitty asked in disbelief. "This is the thousandth time."
"That boy is stubborn as a mule." Rogue said simply. "And it's actually the 5,627th time."
"Great. At least he isn't on our front lawn professing his love to a Sting song." Kitty said. Right before floodlights flipped on and one of Sting's love songs started to blare. (I don't know which one; he's got dozens of 'em. Use your imagination.)
"What is it with all of the freaky coincidences going on around here?" Jean asked in disbelief.
"I really need to shut my mouth." Kitty said as she slapped her face. She, Jean, and Rogue walked over to the window and pulled up the drapes. They saw Lance on a huge makeshift stage, with a microphone singing the lyrics to said song. Badly.
"How does he do it?" Jean asked in disbelief.
"That boy is creative. I'll tell you that much. But it also looks like he had help this time." Rogue said as she pointed to where the Brotherhood was keeping the rest of the X-Men away. Violently. Wanda laughed as she sent Kurt through a tree. Omega was using Spike as a club on Wolverine. Pietro kept Beast at bay and Betsy was using her powers to keep Storm busy. Blob was bench-pressing Cyclops while Scott screamed. (Fred's hands were crushing one of Cyclops' more 'gentle' regions.) Toad was busy entertaining all of the New Mutants with Magic Tricks.
"Maybe you should forgive him." Rogue said. "I mean he did try to warn you."
"And he did save you life when my powers acted up." Jean added.
"And he does look cute on stage like that." Kitty said. "That cute tone-deaf little man." Kitty said as he eyes got glazed over.
"Great. It's started again." Rogue said dryly.
"We really should stop meddling in others affairs." Jean said simply.
"Wanna grab a soda?"
"Okay." Jean said as the two left Kitty alone to watch Lance make a bigger fool of himself.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Well that was fun." Mike muttered as the Brotherhood dragged themselves home.
"At least Kitty forgave me." Lance sighed with a smile.
"And we beat the X-Men up, so Mystique can't chew us out too much." Wanda said simply as she flopped onto the couch.
"Can I get you anything snuggles?" Toad asked as he got close to Wanda.
"Yea. YOU CAN GET AWAY!" Wanda shouted as she sent Toad flying into the wall.
"She loves me…" Came Toads moan from the other room. Wanda just slapped her face.
"So all in all, it wasn't a bad night." Pietro said simply.
"Any one for Taco's?" Fred asked simply as he picked up Boris, the Brotherhood Rat and tickled him.
"RAT!!!" Betsy shouted when she saw Boris. She ran upstairs as fast as she could.
"Taco's?" Mike asked simply.
"Shouldn't you be helping your girl." Todd asked simply.
"Little buddy, I've come to realize that when Betsy's in her moods, it is not wise to mess with her." Mike said simply. "Now who's up fot Taco's?"
"TACO'S!!!" The entire Brotherhood shouted as they trouped out of their house to run an "All-you-can-eat" Taco bar out of business.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Driving Mr. Kelly…INSANE! Good old fashion Kelly Torture.
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There you go. One more chapter in the saga of the Brotherhood's continuing Evolution. I hope you liked it. Please review folks.
Later,
Descendent