Brotherhood Evolution: Driving Mr. Kelly…INSANE!

Ahhh. Nothing starts a day off like good old fashion Kelly torture.

Disclaimer: I own the Character of Michael Nagrite and the ideas behind this story line.

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Bayville High

"WATCH OUT!" Toad shouted as he ran by Principle Kelly.

"TOLENSKY! NOW WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?" Kelly shouted as he turned around. To see a giant wall of water come crashing toward him. "Why me…" Kelly moaned as the water overcame him and sent into the lockers. Pietro sped up to his upside down form and gave him a wedgie and then sped off. "I really do hate my life."

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Lunch Period

"So now what do we do?" Mike asked as he faced the Brotherhood. "We've already knocked him out, painted him blue, super glued him to a toilet and painted his office neon pink. All in the past hour."

"I don't know. I've been running out of ideas. I'm beginning to use the same ones over and over!" Pietro said in a really stressed out tone.

"Take your ridelien Pietro." Betsy said simply as she sipped at a bottle of water.

"I hate to say this, but it was a lot easier to torture Kelly when Tabitha was around." Blob said simply.

"Freddy!" Lance scolded. "How dare you say that. We've been torturing Kelly way before that blond bimbo ever showed up on the scene!"

"Lance. Face the facts. We're losing our touch." Betsy said simply.

"Kelly hasn't been carted off in a strait jacket for the past two weeks." Mike added.

"Damn. You're right." Lance said as he hung his head. "So what do we do?"

"We could do something very, very, VERY drastic." Toad said with a small smile.

"We need all the help we can get Todd. So what is it?" Pietro said simply.

"We could ask Wanda for help." Toad said with a huge smile. The Brotherhood all looked at each other in horror, and then they all smiled.

"That is not a bad idea…" Betsy mused as the Brotherhood all left to find their most psychopathic member.

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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House

"Let me get this strait. You want my help in torturing the Principle?" Wanda asked with a skeptical look on her face.

"Come on Snukum's…Pleeeeeaaaasssseeee!!!" Toad said as he gave her the Bambi eyes.

"Never do that to me again and you've got a deal." Wanda said as she backed away from him.

"Done." Toad said as the Brotherhood huddled up and began to plot Kelly's demise. "Your really gonna wear that? Toad said in amazement. "I've died and gone to heaven."

"You will die if you spoil the plot for the readers." Lance said as he pointed towards you all. "Now let's get this plan in motion."

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Bayville High, the next day

"Hello there, mister Kelly." Wanda said, her voice full of lust. She was wearing a schoolgirl outfit with the skirt being a little too short and the top a little to tight. She was sucking on a lollipop.

"Um, Miss Maximoff?" Kelly said in a surprised tone as he sat behind his desk. "Can…I, I…Help you?"

"I hope so." Wanda said as she closed his door.

"Now what is it you need, Wanda?" Kelly said as he pushed the call button on his desk. "Um, Dorothy?"

"You know mister Kelly, being locked in a Mental Institution really dampens a girl's, more…Primal urges." Wanda said seductively as she approached Kelly's desk.

"Mental Institution?" Kelly said, as he turned pale. "Why, why were you locked in, a-a-a-a Men-Mental Institution?" Kelly said as he took a deep gulp as Wanda sat on his desk. He pushed his call button. "Um, Dorothy? I could use some help in here."

"I killed the last person who played me." Wanda said as she played with a pencil. "You wouldn't play with me, would you Mister Kelly?"

"Of course not Wanda." Kelly said innocently as he slammed his finger on his call button. "DOROTHY! GET IN HERE!"

"Why mister Kelly, are you afraid of little old me?" Wanda asked as she spread her legs on his desk.

"Oh my…" Kelly said in shock as Dorothy opened the door at that moment.

"EDWARD!" Dorothy shouted when she saw the scene in front of them. "You two-timing dirt-bag! This is what you wanted me for? A Three-some with a student!"

"I can explain!" Kelly shouted as Wanda got off his desk and began to smile.

"I don't want to hear it! I'm leaving you Edward!" Dorothy screamed as she stormed out of his office.

"Dorothy!" Kelly screamed as Wanda smiled at him.

"Have fun mister K." Wanda said as she skipped out of his office.

"Why me…" Kelly asked in disbelief. He pulled out a flask and downed the entire contents of it.

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"She's good." Lance said from the Brotherhood's position of the roof. They had installed hidden cameras and watched the entire display.

"Except the fact that Toad is now in la-la land." Betsy pointed out. Toad sat in front of the monitor, watching the tape over and over again.

"She's in a schoolgirl outfit…" Toad moaned as he watched the monitor. "What a gal…"

"This is not healthy." Mike muttered.

"Is anything he does healthy?" Blob asked.

"Good point." Pietro muttered as Wanda walked over to them.

"What's he doing?" Wanda asked as she got behind a screen and changed back into her usual Goth attire.

"Pounding down shots of Vodka." Mike answered.

"You were great snukum's!" Toad said as he hopped over to her.

"Back off Frog-boy." Wanda hissed.

"She gave me a pet name!" Toad shouted as he jumped up and down around the roof. "She loves me!"

"I can't win, can I?" Wanda moaned as she buried her head in her hands.

"Nope." Pietro said simply.

"By the by, Betsy, here is your outfit." Wanda said as she handed the schoolgirl outfit back to Psylocke.

"Thanks." Betsy said simply as Omega's eyes went wide.

"That's yours?" Mike asked in disbelief.

"Yea. I don't wear it often, but I think I might wear in tonight though, Luv." Betsy said as she raised her tatooed eyebrow.

"Yes!" Mike shouted as he and Lance slapped hands.

"Men." Betsy and Wanda said in unison. In the background Toad was dancing with himself.

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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Day of Reckoning. How am I going to change the outcome of Day of Reckoning? You'll have to read it to believe it!
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There you all go. Some Kelly Torture to help pass the time. I know it was short, but I'm a little dry at the moment. Don't worry it gets better, Much better. Please review!

Later all,

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