Meanwhile,in Retroville Mall,
Sheen:So I told Wendel: Why is six afraid of seven? And you know what he said?
Carl(half-walking,half-sleeping):What?
Sheen: He said he didnt know!!! So I told him: Because seven eight(ate) nine!!! Get it????
Carl(Sarcastically): Hahahaha. Listen Sheen,you've been talking the entire journey here. Can we just...Sheen?
Carl turned around to see Sheen sticking his face onto a toy store window.
Carl:What now?
Sheen: Look Carl(pointing to the ultralord action figure)
Carl:It looks just like all the other ones.It's purple,it fits in your hand and...
Sheen:Could it be that my friend is that blind? Could it be that those glasses of yours aren't thick enough? Could it be that your mind appreciates no art? Could it be that....
Carl(angrily): OK...OK... whats so special about this action figure?
Sheen:This is the all-new limited edition ultralord action figure;complete with nose-picking and ear-cleaning action! It even comes with a small cotton swab that fits in ultralord's hand. With this action figure,I can relive episode 732 :ultralord vs. the phantom of the earwax. In that episode ultralord used a giant swab to clean the phantom out of existence!
Carl(holding back his lunch):Lets just go Sheen.If we have any change left after buying Jimmy's gift and if Jimmy agrees,then we'll buy you that action figure.
Sheen:AWESOME!!!
They reached the jewellery store.
Carl(Giving the money to Sheen):Okay Sheen,lets see if you can get the gift or not.Remember your manners!
Sheen: Remember to say please and thank you and to be polite.right?
Carl(Happily):Great Sheen! (then to himself):If he gets this right then Jimmy will be so proud, he'll have to let me play with his candy-making machine!
Sheen walked to the door,put on his ultralord mask and entered the store.There was an old man at the counter.
Old man: May I help you sonny?
Sheen(yelling): Listen up gramps! I know that you know about the whereabouts of a package!
Old man: Tell me the name and please dont yell;I have a heart condition.
Sheen(still yelling):The password is Jimmy and you better hand it over nice and quick.Otherwise I'll call some of my friends. And those friends can get pretty unfriendly!!
Old man(shaking and white):H-h-here it is...
And he handed it over to Sheen.Sheen gave him the money and the old man gave him the change.
Sheen:Next time you wont get so lucky gramps!
Sheen left the store and walked off with Carl.
Three minutes later..
Paramedic:Are you sure you dont know what happened?
Woman:I'm positive! I just went in to get a ring and I found him lying on the ground(she gestured to the old man who was being carried away on a stretcher).Will he be okay?
Paramedic:Yes, he'll make it. What worries me is whoever did this.It must have been some cruel,heartless psycho.
Outside the mall...
sheen:I am the nicest,kindest and most sane person on earth.(he handed the change and gift to Carl)
Carl(amazed):You actually got it right! I'm proud of you Sheen! Even all the change is here!Jimmy will be glad that we were able to get this right!Speaking of Jimmy, how do you think he's doing right now?
Sheen:Jimmy? I'm sure he is doing great.He's probably kicking Calamitous's butt right now!
Is Jimmy kicking Calamitous's butt? Could it be possible that Carl and Sheen got something right for once? When will Jimmy return? Tune in next time to part 9 of Dark Revenge
Sheen:So I told Wendel: Why is six afraid of seven? And you know what he said?
Carl(half-walking,half-sleeping):What?
Sheen: He said he didnt know!!! So I told him: Because seven eight(ate) nine!!! Get it????
Carl(Sarcastically): Hahahaha. Listen Sheen,you've been talking the entire journey here. Can we just...Sheen?
Carl turned around to see Sheen sticking his face onto a toy store window.
Carl:What now?
Sheen: Look Carl(pointing to the ultralord action figure)
Carl:It looks just like all the other ones.It's purple,it fits in your hand and...
Sheen:Could it be that my friend is that blind? Could it be that those glasses of yours aren't thick enough? Could it be that your mind appreciates no art? Could it be that....
Carl(angrily): OK...OK... whats so special about this action figure?
Sheen:This is the all-new limited edition ultralord action figure;complete with nose-picking and ear-cleaning action! It even comes with a small cotton swab that fits in ultralord's hand. With this action figure,I can relive episode 732 :ultralord vs. the phantom of the earwax. In that episode ultralord used a giant swab to clean the phantom out of existence!
Carl(holding back his lunch):Lets just go Sheen.If we have any change left after buying Jimmy's gift and if Jimmy agrees,then we'll buy you that action figure.
Sheen:AWESOME!!!
They reached the jewellery store.
Carl(Giving the money to Sheen):Okay Sheen,lets see if you can get the gift or not.Remember your manners!
Sheen: Remember to say please and thank you and to be polite.right?
Carl(Happily):Great Sheen! (then to himself):If he gets this right then Jimmy will be so proud, he'll have to let me play with his candy-making machine!
Sheen walked to the door,put on his ultralord mask and entered the store.There was an old man at the counter.
Old man: May I help you sonny?
Sheen(yelling): Listen up gramps! I know that you know about the whereabouts of a package!
Old man: Tell me the name and please dont yell;I have a heart condition.
Sheen(still yelling):The password is Jimmy and you better hand it over nice and quick.Otherwise I'll call some of my friends. And those friends can get pretty unfriendly!!
Old man(shaking and white):H-h-here it is...
And he handed it over to Sheen.Sheen gave him the money and the old man gave him the change.
Sheen:Next time you wont get so lucky gramps!
Sheen left the store and walked off with Carl.
Three minutes later..
Paramedic:Are you sure you dont know what happened?
Woman:I'm positive! I just went in to get a ring and I found him lying on the ground(she gestured to the old man who was being carried away on a stretcher).Will he be okay?
Paramedic:Yes, he'll make it. What worries me is whoever did this.It must have been some cruel,heartless psycho.
Outside the mall...
sheen:I am the nicest,kindest and most sane person on earth.(he handed the change and gift to Carl)
Carl(amazed):You actually got it right! I'm proud of you Sheen! Even all the change is here!Jimmy will be glad that we were able to get this right!Speaking of Jimmy, how do you think he's doing right now?
Sheen:Jimmy? I'm sure he is doing great.He's probably kicking Calamitous's butt right now!
Is Jimmy kicking Calamitous's butt? Could it be possible that Carl and Sheen got something right for once? When will Jimmy return? Tune in next time to part 9 of Dark Revenge