Brotherhood Evolution: Who's Beating the Boss?
Well it's time for something that will put a smile on everyone's face. X-GEEK TORTURE!!! YAY!!!
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Alright-people! Let's-clean-out-this-pig-sty!" Pietro shouted as he ran around the Brotherhood. Gambit had just taken off and Pietro had finished with his speech.
"Why can't I hurt him again?" Mike asked honestly.
"Because if we want to get into Magneto's new group we have to do what he says and not harm him." Lance stated as Pietro was busy giving another speech that the Brotherhood was ignoring.
"Do we even want to be in Magneto's new Group?" Toad asked simply.
"I don't know. Just seems like something to do." Betsy said simply.
"So what do we do about numb-nuts?" Blob asked as he pointed to Pietro.
"I still want to hurt him." Mike said simply.
"No Mike. You can't hurt him." Lance said in a defeated tone.
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"Mike, you can hurt him…" Lance said irately. The Brotherhood, minus Pietro, was painting the outside of the brotherhood house. They were messy, tired and very angry.
"To late. I can't feel my arms…" Mike moaned as he held up the scaffold that Pietro was relaxing on.
"Chop-Chop-Girls… I could have painted the house 50 minutes ago."
"We started thirty minutes ago." Betsy hissed.
"So. I still could have done it faster." Pietro said cockily.
"THAT'S IT!" Betsy shouted as she threw her brush to the ground and stormed toward Pietro. Toad and Lance grabbed her and held her back as she tried to tear Pietro's head off. "LET ME AT 'IM! I' LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT! I SWEAR!" Betsy shouted as Pietro sped behind Mike.
"You know, if you think she won't attack you because I'm in the way, then you seriously haven't been paying attention to our relationship." Mike said seriously.
"Yea. We all know that Betsy wears the pants in that one." Toad snickered.
"Yea… HEY!" Mike snapped.
"It's true." Blob said as he walked over to help restrain Betsy, who was now visibly cursing.
"I hate my life…" Mike moaned as he slapped his face. "Maybe I would have been better off with the X-Geeks. At least they don't pick on each other as much…"
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The X-Mansion
"Ha-ha!" Kitty, Rogue, Scott, Xavier, Beast, and Kurt laughed at Evan, who had just fallen down a flight of stairs and was now lying in a horrible mangled form on the bottom of the stairs.
"Loser!" Kurt shouted.
"What a dip…" Xavier snickered.
"Please… call an… Ambulance…" Evan moaned.
"What a klutz…" Kitty laughed.
"Please… my leg… is starting to smell like almonds… and I can taste blood. This is not good…" Evan moaned.
"Whatever." Scott said as the X-Men walked away.
"LOSER!" Rogue shouted as she spat on Evan and walked away.
"Maybe I would have been better off with the Brotherhood…" Evan moaned as a tear slipped down his eye.
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Back at the Brotherhood…
"Na. they're way to Preppy anyway…" Mike continued. "Whoa. How did I get here?" Mike asked as he looked around. They were no longer outside, but in Lance's room.
"You seriously need to stop day-dreaming…" Lance stated.
"So what are we going to do now?" Toad asked as the tranquilizer Blob had used on Betsy finally kicked in. The purple haired Asian was sleeping soundly in the corner as the Brotherhood sat in Lance's room, trying to think of a plan.
"We could kill Pietro and tell Mags it was an accident." Mike said innocently.
"For the last time, NO!" Lance shouted.
"Or we could just wait for Wanda to get back…" Toad said with a smile as the Brotherhood all smiled as well.
"For once Toad, you have a smart idea…" Blob said as the Brotherhood all rubbed their hands together like Mr. Burns from the "Simpsons".
"Excellent…" They all hissed at once.
"WHAT GOING ON IN HERE!" Pietro shouted as he sped in.
"Nothing!" The Brotherhood all shouted as Betsy continued to snore.
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Nest Time on Brotherhood Evolution: The Toad, The Witch, And the Wardrobe. You know what happens. But let's see how Omega and Psylocke would have changed it. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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I know this was a short one. But schools getting the better off me and I'm working out the wazoo. I'll try and update as soon as I can, but it will be a few days or so. Sorry. But let me now what you think. WITH REVIEW! Wonderful glorious reviews!
Peace out,
Descendent
Well it's time for something that will put a smile on everyone's face. X-GEEK TORTURE!!! YAY!!!
********************
The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Alright-people! Let's-clean-out-this-pig-sty!" Pietro shouted as he ran around the Brotherhood. Gambit had just taken off and Pietro had finished with his speech.
"Why can't I hurt him again?" Mike asked honestly.
"Because if we want to get into Magneto's new group we have to do what he says and not harm him." Lance stated as Pietro was busy giving another speech that the Brotherhood was ignoring.
"Do we even want to be in Magneto's new Group?" Toad asked simply.
"I don't know. Just seems like something to do." Betsy said simply.
"So what do we do about numb-nuts?" Blob asked as he pointed to Pietro.
"I still want to hurt him." Mike said simply.
"No Mike. You can't hurt him." Lance said in a defeated tone.
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"Mike, you can hurt him…" Lance said irately. The Brotherhood, minus Pietro, was painting the outside of the brotherhood house. They were messy, tired and very angry.
"To late. I can't feel my arms…" Mike moaned as he held up the scaffold that Pietro was relaxing on.
"Chop-Chop-Girls… I could have painted the house 50 minutes ago."
"We started thirty minutes ago." Betsy hissed.
"So. I still could have done it faster." Pietro said cockily.
"THAT'S IT!" Betsy shouted as she threw her brush to the ground and stormed toward Pietro. Toad and Lance grabbed her and held her back as she tried to tear Pietro's head off. "LET ME AT 'IM! I' LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT! I SWEAR!" Betsy shouted as Pietro sped behind Mike.
"You know, if you think she won't attack you because I'm in the way, then you seriously haven't been paying attention to our relationship." Mike said seriously.
"Yea. We all know that Betsy wears the pants in that one." Toad snickered.
"Yea… HEY!" Mike snapped.
"It's true." Blob said as he walked over to help restrain Betsy, who was now visibly cursing.
"I hate my life…" Mike moaned as he slapped his face. "Maybe I would have been better off with the X-Geeks. At least they don't pick on each other as much…"
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The X-Mansion
"Ha-ha!" Kitty, Rogue, Scott, Xavier, Beast, and Kurt laughed at Evan, who had just fallen down a flight of stairs and was now lying in a horrible mangled form on the bottom of the stairs.
"Loser!" Kurt shouted.
"What a dip…" Xavier snickered.
"Please… call an… Ambulance…" Evan moaned.
"What a klutz…" Kitty laughed.
"Please… my leg… is starting to smell like almonds… and I can taste blood. This is not good…" Evan moaned.
"Whatever." Scott said as the X-Men walked away.
"LOSER!" Rogue shouted as she spat on Evan and walked away.
"Maybe I would have been better off with the Brotherhood…" Evan moaned as a tear slipped down his eye.
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Back at the Brotherhood…
"Na. they're way to Preppy anyway…" Mike continued. "Whoa. How did I get here?" Mike asked as he looked around. They were no longer outside, but in Lance's room.
"You seriously need to stop day-dreaming…" Lance stated.
"So what are we going to do now?" Toad asked as the tranquilizer Blob had used on Betsy finally kicked in. The purple haired Asian was sleeping soundly in the corner as the Brotherhood sat in Lance's room, trying to think of a plan.
"We could kill Pietro and tell Mags it was an accident." Mike said innocently.
"For the last time, NO!" Lance shouted.
"Or we could just wait for Wanda to get back…" Toad said with a smile as the Brotherhood all smiled as well.
"For once Toad, you have a smart idea…" Blob said as the Brotherhood all rubbed their hands together like Mr. Burns from the "Simpsons".
"Excellent…" They all hissed at once.
"WHAT GOING ON IN HERE!" Pietro shouted as he sped in.
"Nothing!" The Brotherhood all shouted as Betsy continued to snore.
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Nest Time on Brotherhood Evolution: The Toad, The Witch, And the Wardrobe. You know what happens. But let's see how Omega and Psylocke would have changed it. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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I know this was a short one. But schools getting the better off me and I'm working out the wazoo. I'll try and update as soon as I can, but it will be a few days or so. Sorry. But let me now what you think. WITH REVIEW! Wonderful glorious reviews!
Peace out,
Descendent