Brotherhood Evolution: The Toad, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
Well here we are. One of the Brotherhood's key episodes. But more importantly, it's the Brotherhood's last episode since the postponement. (Damn WB…) Well, I guess it's up to the fanfic writers to help pass the time. And B-Hood Evolution will fill the gap. (I hope…)
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"How's this Pietro?" Toad shouted from the roof. He was holding an antenna and was trying not to fall of the narrow bridge of the roof.
"A little more!" Pietro shouted from inside the house.
"I hate my life…" Toad muttered as he tried to balance.
"Perfect!" Toad heard Pietro shout. Meanwhile he was trying not to fall while standing on one foot.
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Inside
"Ah, this is the life…" Pietro sighed as he slumped on the couch.
"I hate you so much…" Betsy said. She was wearing a very skimpy gypsy costume and was waving a feather fan towards him, creating a small breeze.
"Silence Wench!" Pietro said as he watched the TV.
"I swear when I get a hold of you..." Betsy muttered under her breath as Blob walked in.
"Here's your lunch Pietro." Blob said as he handed him a sandwich.
"BLOB! I said Mustered-relish-horseradish-butter-on-the-left-side!" Pietro shouted as Blob tried to follow.
"Okay… I'll make you another one…" Blob said as he walked away. "Let's see… Horse head, butter… no that's not it…"
"AND NO CRUST!" Pietro shouted after him as Mike walked in with an axe in his hands. "Well it's about time. Did you cut that firewood? It's going to be winter soon…"
"Yea. IN SEVEN MONTHS!" Mike shouted.
"Still. I need that Fire wood." Pietro said as he leaned back. Mike then began to visibly shake as he looked at the axe in his hand.
"Must…control… love… of… Killing…" Mike said as he fought the urge to throw the axe as Lance walked in wiping his hands off.
"Say Lance, is that transition fixed? I have dates to go on." Pietro said as Lance wipe the grease off of his hands.
"Yea. It's fixed." Lance said.
"Good." Pietro said as an Axe winged by his head, barely missing him.
"You missed." Lance said simply.
"I know, I know…" Mike muttered.
"Hey. You losers have got to fix this place up and do it now! There is no way that I'm going to live in this dump."
"That's not all that needs to get fixed." Lance shouted as the earth shook.
"AHHHHHH!!!" Toad cried as he fell off the roof. Mike and Lance than advanced towards Pietro, who sped away.
"I'm sick of this!" Lance shouted as he tried to grab Pietro.
"Hey! Watch it!" Pietro shouted as Betsy dropped her feather fan and Toad hopped in, tied up in cables. Blob also walked in with another sandwich.
"I'm tired too." Blob said on the verge of tears as he threw the sandwich to the ground and it bounced onto Toad's head. "You didn't even notice the radish rose's. I quit!" Blob cried as he ran into the kitchen.
"Great. Now you made Freddy cry, yo." Toad said as he untangled himself.
"Look, this team needs leadership. Strong, decisive, brave… WANDA!?!" Pietro shouted as he saw his sister walking toward the house. "Hide me!" Pietro shouted as he ran into the closet.
"Heh." Lance muttered as he walked upstairs. Betsy then whispered something into Mike's ear. Mike smiled as the two disappeared into the shadows.
"Snuggles!" Toad shouted as he opened the door for Wanda.
"Get out of my way!" Wanda snapped. "Where is he..?"
"Who? Pietro? Heh. He's hiding in the closet." Toad said.
"Crud." Came the muffled whine of Pietro from the closet.
"Come here Brother…" Wanda said as she used her hex powers to tear open the door and pulled her Brother out. "Where is he? Where's Father?"
"I don't know where father is…" Pietro said as he was flung around the room. Mike and Betsy ran down stairs all disheveled. "He contacts me!"
"Than how do you explain this?" Wanda shouted as she held out a lift-pass to Mt. Arerose.
"That looks like a pass to Mount Arerose." Toad said. "Heh. Say the word snukum's and you and me will be drinking Cocoa in front of the fireplace."
"Ouch…" Mike muttered as Toad went flying through the wall.
"Baby! What do I have to do to earn your love?" Toad asked as Wanda walked away.
"BE SOMEONE ELSE!" Wanda shouted.
"Be someone else, huh?" Toad said as he scratched his chin. "I can do that." Toad said as he hopped away.
"Why do I get the strange feeling of impending Doom?" Betsy asked.
"I don't know. It just seems to happen to us." Mike said.
"Let's get back to business…" Betsy giggled as she grabbed Mike and melted back into the shadows.
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Mt. Arerose
"Hi there." Wanda looked up to see a handsome brunette man. With yellow bucked teeth.
"TOAD!" Wanda screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Toad shouted as he was sent flying through the air.
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"Good evening my lovely lady." Wanda turned to see a man with glasses standing there smiling. A sudden wind then blew her scarf off. "I'll get it." The man said as he hopped after it.
"TOAD!" Wanda shouted as she sent him flying again.
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"There he is…" Wanda said as she saw Pyro get on the ski lift. She hopped on the next lift, right next to a handsome Blonde man.
"Hi there." The man said as Wanda began to Blush.
"Oh… hi." Wanda said as she stared at the handsome young man.
"So, you new around here?" The man asked as Wanda fell into the schoolgirl crush trance that women fall into. (Or so I've been told)
"I…Um…Uh…" Wanda began before she saw Pyro ski off. "I have to go…" Wanda said as she hopped off and chased after Pyro.
"I was so close…" Toad muttered as he hopped off the Ski lift and followed Wanda. To his horror, he saw Wanda get gasses and carried off to a large metal dome in the outskirts of Arerose Mountain.
"I gotta find some help, yo!" Toad exclaimed as he took off.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Got any three's?" Blob asked as Boris, the Brotherhood Rat sat on his massive shoulders, watching the Card game.
"Go fish." Lance answered.
"You know, more people really need to understand the subtle art that talk shows really are." Mike said as he watched Springer with Betsy.
"Oh yea. "My child is a Human Sex Machine" is real artistic." Betsy drawled.
"Hey. It does have its finer points." Lance said as Pietro walked into the room all smiles.
"What did your dad want?" Blob asked as he tossed a card to Lance.
"Let's just say that Wanda won't be a thorn in our sides anymore."
"Is she dead?" Mike asked as the Brotherhood all looked at him funny. "WHAT?"
"No. She's not dead. She's just spending some quality time with my father and his associates.
"How I pity them." Betsy said simply as she went back to watching the tube.
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Back on Mt. Arerose
"IT HURTS!" Colossus shouted as he ran pass Magneto and Mastermind on fire.
"As you see Mastermind, you have your work cut out for you…" Magneto gulped as Gambit and Sabertooth began to stomp on Colossus, trying to put out the fire.
"Um… Why am I doing this again?" Mastermind asked as he looked at the charred Russian who was now moaning in pain.
"Because if you don't, I'll kill you." Magneto said simply.
"But she'll kill me if I do it!" Mastermind pleaded.
"Talk about Damned if you do and Damned if you don't." Magneto said as he walked away.
"I knew I should have taken Ballet like mother said." Mastermind muttered as he walked into the room where Wanda was strapped down and began to do the Voodoo that he do so well.
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"Ready?" Toad asked.
"Why am I doing this again?" Nightcrawler moaned.
"Because you realize this might be my only chance to get in good with Wanda and you want to help true love find its way?" Toad asked.
"No. That's defiantly not why. Oh yea. BECAUSE YOU STILL HAVE MY IMAGE INDUCER!" Kurt shouted, knocking Toad back.
"Whatever. Let's just go save my lady!" Toad shouted as the two teleported into the hidden lair. (Tell me, if it's a giant fifty-foot metal dome, how is it hidden?)
"Where is she?' Nightcrawler asked.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mastermind screamed as he ran by with his cloths all torn up.
"That way." Toad said as they took off in the direction that Mastermind was running from.
"I hate my life…" Kurt moaned.
"BABY!" Toad shouted as he ran over to the unconscious Wanda. He then began to try and pick the locks.
"Let me." Nightcrawler said as he grabbed Wanda and teleported her free. "Now lets get out of here." Kurt said as he grabbed the two Brotherhood members and teleported them back to the ski lodge.
"What happened?" Magneto asked as the Acolytes burst through the door.
"She left… Thank God…She's gone…" Mastermind moaned.
"Did you at least fix her memories?" Magneto asked.
"Yes."
"Good. So how are you holding up?" Magneto asked as he wiped his brow.
"Bad. Think have I a concussion. Concussion make me sleepy. Night." Mastermind said as he passed out.
"Hey, should he be sleeping with a concussion?" Pyro asked.
"No. Absolutely not." Gambit said simply as the Acolytes then walked away, leaving a very messed up Mastermind alone.
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Mt. Arerose Ski Lodge
"Can I have my Inducer back now?" Kurt asked as Toad held Wanda, who was now starting to wake up.
"Just a minute." Toad said as he made himself look like the Handsome Blond man. (I guess his name's Eric, I honestly don't remember.) When Wanda woke up she saw Eric, and then the two shared some really romantic kiss or some something like that. Then the Image went away as Wanda opened her eyes from the kiss and saw that it was Toad she was Kissing.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…"
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Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Did you hear Wanda screaming?" Lance asked as the Brotherhood lounged around the house.
"For some reason, I did as well." Pietro said simply.
"Yea. Weird." Blob muttered as he ate a sandwich.
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Back in the Ski Lodge.
"I think you traumatized her." Kurt said as Wanda was now brushing her teeth savagely.
"Look, I tried being someone else.
"Toad! I'm going to kill you!" Wanda shouted as she gargled Mouthwash.
"Look, he may be ball of stink." Kurt said to Wanda. "But he did risk his life to save yours."
"Sigh… I guess. Thanks, Todd." Wanda said as Toad got a huge smile. Then he saw a fly and with a quick flick of the tongue, ate it. "Urg…" Wanda said as she ran back into the Bathroom and the sounds of Vomiting were then heard throughout the Mountain.
"Man, I'm my own worse enemy..." Toad moaned as Nightcrawler teleported away.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: 100 Ways to Maim Pietro. The Brotherhood try and cope with Pietro by think of creative ways to harm him.
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Well there you go. Sorry about the wait but I hope it was well worth it.
Peace out,
Descendent
Well here we are. One of the Brotherhood's key episodes. But more importantly, it's the Brotherhood's last episode since the postponement. (Damn WB…) Well, I guess it's up to the fanfic writers to help pass the time. And B-Hood Evolution will fill the gap. (I hope…)
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"How's this Pietro?" Toad shouted from the roof. He was holding an antenna and was trying not to fall of the narrow bridge of the roof.
"A little more!" Pietro shouted from inside the house.
"I hate my life…" Toad muttered as he tried to balance.
"Perfect!" Toad heard Pietro shout. Meanwhile he was trying not to fall while standing on one foot.
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Inside
"Ah, this is the life…" Pietro sighed as he slumped on the couch.
"I hate you so much…" Betsy said. She was wearing a very skimpy gypsy costume and was waving a feather fan towards him, creating a small breeze.
"Silence Wench!" Pietro said as he watched the TV.
"I swear when I get a hold of you..." Betsy muttered under her breath as Blob walked in.
"Here's your lunch Pietro." Blob said as he handed him a sandwich.
"BLOB! I said Mustered-relish-horseradish-butter-on-the-left-side!" Pietro shouted as Blob tried to follow.
"Okay… I'll make you another one…" Blob said as he walked away. "Let's see… Horse head, butter… no that's not it…"
"AND NO CRUST!" Pietro shouted after him as Mike walked in with an axe in his hands. "Well it's about time. Did you cut that firewood? It's going to be winter soon…"
"Yea. IN SEVEN MONTHS!" Mike shouted.
"Still. I need that Fire wood." Pietro said as he leaned back. Mike then began to visibly shake as he looked at the axe in his hand.
"Must…control… love… of… Killing…" Mike said as he fought the urge to throw the axe as Lance walked in wiping his hands off.
"Say Lance, is that transition fixed? I have dates to go on." Pietro said as Lance wipe the grease off of his hands.
"Yea. It's fixed." Lance said.
"Good." Pietro said as an Axe winged by his head, barely missing him.
"You missed." Lance said simply.
"I know, I know…" Mike muttered.
"Hey. You losers have got to fix this place up and do it now! There is no way that I'm going to live in this dump."
"That's not all that needs to get fixed." Lance shouted as the earth shook.
"AHHHHHH!!!" Toad cried as he fell off the roof. Mike and Lance than advanced towards Pietro, who sped away.
"I'm sick of this!" Lance shouted as he tried to grab Pietro.
"Hey! Watch it!" Pietro shouted as Betsy dropped her feather fan and Toad hopped in, tied up in cables. Blob also walked in with another sandwich.
"I'm tired too." Blob said on the verge of tears as he threw the sandwich to the ground and it bounced onto Toad's head. "You didn't even notice the radish rose's. I quit!" Blob cried as he ran into the kitchen.
"Great. Now you made Freddy cry, yo." Toad said as he untangled himself.
"Look, this team needs leadership. Strong, decisive, brave… WANDA!?!" Pietro shouted as he saw his sister walking toward the house. "Hide me!" Pietro shouted as he ran into the closet.
"Heh." Lance muttered as he walked upstairs. Betsy then whispered something into Mike's ear. Mike smiled as the two disappeared into the shadows.
"Snuggles!" Toad shouted as he opened the door for Wanda.
"Get out of my way!" Wanda snapped. "Where is he..?"
"Who? Pietro? Heh. He's hiding in the closet." Toad said.
"Crud." Came the muffled whine of Pietro from the closet.
"Come here Brother…" Wanda said as she used her hex powers to tear open the door and pulled her Brother out. "Where is he? Where's Father?"
"I don't know where father is…" Pietro said as he was flung around the room. Mike and Betsy ran down stairs all disheveled. "He contacts me!"
"Than how do you explain this?" Wanda shouted as she held out a lift-pass to Mt. Arerose.
"That looks like a pass to Mount Arerose." Toad said. "Heh. Say the word snukum's and you and me will be drinking Cocoa in front of the fireplace."
"Ouch…" Mike muttered as Toad went flying through the wall.
"Baby! What do I have to do to earn your love?" Toad asked as Wanda walked away.
"BE SOMEONE ELSE!" Wanda shouted.
"Be someone else, huh?" Toad said as he scratched his chin. "I can do that." Toad said as he hopped away.
"Why do I get the strange feeling of impending Doom?" Betsy asked.
"I don't know. It just seems to happen to us." Mike said.
"Let's get back to business…" Betsy giggled as she grabbed Mike and melted back into the shadows.
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Mt. Arerose
"Hi there." Wanda looked up to see a handsome brunette man. With yellow bucked teeth.
"TOAD!" Wanda screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Toad shouted as he was sent flying through the air.
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"Good evening my lovely lady." Wanda turned to see a man with glasses standing there smiling. A sudden wind then blew her scarf off. "I'll get it." The man said as he hopped after it.
"TOAD!" Wanda shouted as she sent him flying again.
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"There he is…" Wanda said as she saw Pyro get on the ski lift. She hopped on the next lift, right next to a handsome Blonde man.
"Hi there." The man said as Wanda began to Blush.
"Oh… hi." Wanda said as she stared at the handsome young man.
"So, you new around here?" The man asked as Wanda fell into the schoolgirl crush trance that women fall into. (Or so I've been told)
"I…Um…Uh…" Wanda began before she saw Pyro ski off. "I have to go…" Wanda said as she hopped off and chased after Pyro.
"I was so close…" Toad muttered as he hopped off the Ski lift and followed Wanda. To his horror, he saw Wanda get gasses and carried off to a large metal dome in the outskirts of Arerose Mountain.
"I gotta find some help, yo!" Toad exclaimed as he took off.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Got any three's?" Blob asked as Boris, the Brotherhood Rat sat on his massive shoulders, watching the Card game.
"Go fish." Lance answered.
"You know, more people really need to understand the subtle art that talk shows really are." Mike said as he watched Springer with Betsy.
"Oh yea. "My child is a Human Sex Machine" is real artistic." Betsy drawled.
"Hey. It does have its finer points." Lance said as Pietro walked into the room all smiles.
"What did your dad want?" Blob asked as he tossed a card to Lance.
"Let's just say that Wanda won't be a thorn in our sides anymore."
"Is she dead?" Mike asked as the Brotherhood all looked at him funny. "WHAT?"
"No. She's not dead. She's just spending some quality time with my father and his associates.
"How I pity them." Betsy said simply as she went back to watching the tube.
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Back on Mt. Arerose
"IT HURTS!" Colossus shouted as he ran pass Magneto and Mastermind on fire.
"As you see Mastermind, you have your work cut out for you…" Magneto gulped as Gambit and Sabertooth began to stomp on Colossus, trying to put out the fire.
"Um… Why am I doing this again?" Mastermind asked as he looked at the charred Russian who was now moaning in pain.
"Because if you don't, I'll kill you." Magneto said simply.
"But she'll kill me if I do it!" Mastermind pleaded.
"Talk about Damned if you do and Damned if you don't." Magneto said as he walked away.
"I knew I should have taken Ballet like mother said." Mastermind muttered as he walked into the room where Wanda was strapped down and began to do the Voodoo that he do so well.
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"Ready?" Toad asked.
"Why am I doing this again?" Nightcrawler moaned.
"Because you realize this might be my only chance to get in good with Wanda and you want to help true love find its way?" Toad asked.
"No. That's defiantly not why. Oh yea. BECAUSE YOU STILL HAVE MY IMAGE INDUCER!" Kurt shouted, knocking Toad back.
"Whatever. Let's just go save my lady!" Toad shouted as the two teleported into the hidden lair. (Tell me, if it's a giant fifty-foot metal dome, how is it hidden?)
"Where is she?' Nightcrawler asked.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mastermind screamed as he ran by with his cloths all torn up.
"That way." Toad said as they took off in the direction that Mastermind was running from.
"I hate my life…" Kurt moaned.
"BABY!" Toad shouted as he ran over to the unconscious Wanda. He then began to try and pick the locks.
"Let me." Nightcrawler said as he grabbed Wanda and teleported her free. "Now lets get out of here." Kurt said as he grabbed the two Brotherhood members and teleported them back to the ski lodge.
"What happened?" Magneto asked as the Acolytes burst through the door.
"She left… Thank God…She's gone…" Mastermind moaned.
"Did you at least fix her memories?" Magneto asked.
"Yes."
"Good. So how are you holding up?" Magneto asked as he wiped his brow.
"Bad. Think have I a concussion. Concussion make me sleepy. Night." Mastermind said as he passed out.
"Hey, should he be sleeping with a concussion?" Pyro asked.
"No. Absolutely not." Gambit said simply as the Acolytes then walked away, leaving a very messed up Mastermind alone.
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Mt. Arerose Ski Lodge
"Can I have my Inducer back now?" Kurt asked as Toad held Wanda, who was now starting to wake up.
"Just a minute." Toad said as he made himself look like the Handsome Blond man. (I guess his name's Eric, I honestly don't remember.) When Wanda woke up she saw Eric, and then the two shared some really romantic kiss or some something like that. Then the Image went away as Wanda opened her eyes from the kiss and saw that it was Toad she was Kissing.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…"
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Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Did you hear Wanda screaming?" Lance asked as the Brotherhood lounged around the house.
"For some reason, I did as well." Pietro said simply.
"Yea. Weird." Blob muttered as he ate a sandwich.
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Back in the Ski Lodge.
"I think you traumatized her." Kurt said as Wanda was now brushing her teeth savagely.
"Look, I tried being someone else.
"Toad! I'm going to kill you!" Wanda shouted as she gargled Mouthwash.
"Look, he may be ball of stink." Kurt said to Wanda. "But he did risk his life to save yours."
"Sigh… I guess. Thanks, Todd." Wanda said as Toad got a huge smile. Then he saw a fly and with a quick flick of the tongue, ate it. "Urg…" Wanda said as she ran back into the Bathroom and the sounds of Vomiting were then heard throughout the Mountain.
"Man, I'm my own worse enemy..." Toad moaned as Nightcrawler teleported away.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: 100 Ways to Maim Pietro. The Brotherhood try and cope with Pietro by think of creative ways to harm him.
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Well there you go. Sorry about the wait but I hope it was well worth it.
Peace out,
Descendent