Lightning-Dono: Yay! The next chapter of Seto's Shop!

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((Back at Kaiba Corporation in the lobby))

Mokuba: "Why you want to do that?" ((is opening a booster pack)) OH MY RA! IT'S THE LEFT LEG OF EXODIA!

Kaiba: "Because I want to show the gaming industry that I am still an un- conquerable figure! And good for you, maybe you'll get the four pieces of Exodia.

Mokuba: "Wow! The Right Arm!"

Kaiba: "You've got quite a lucky streak."

Mokuba: "THE HEAD OF EXODIA!"

Kaiba: "SHUT UP!"

((Later after Seto and Mokuba try to find building materials for Seto's shop))

Seto: "Mokuba, could you move any slower?"

Mokuba: "Why?"

Seto: "Today is the big day! I finally bring down the Turtle Game Shop once and for all!"

((Mokuba is dragging a whole sleigh full of wood))

Mokuba: "I'm tired."

Seto: "Good for you. Now hurry up!" ((is carrying half a stick)) (A/N: Excuse the Ice Age reference.)

Mokuba: "You're not even carrying as much as I am!"

Seto: "Well, I'm more delicate and fragile!"

Mokuba: "Who says?"

Seto: ((self-proclaimed voice)) "I do." ((coughs)) "So, shall we leave now?"

Mokuba: "To where?"

Seto: "THE BUILDING AREA."

((At the barren desert that Seto calls 'THE BUILDING AREA'))

Mokuba: "There's nothing here but sand."

Seto: "Exactly. We shall live in complete isolation. No more Yuugi and his pesky little friends!" ((laughs maniacally at the sky))

((Yuugi appears from behind a cactus out of some random occurrence))

Seto: "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"

Yuugi: "I thought I'd journey out into the unknown world." ((nods))

Seto: TTTT "Well, leave us alone." ((sets up a tent by Mokuba sleigh carrying wood))

Yuugi: "Since you have a tent all ready and stuff, can we stay for the night?"

Seto: ((glances up at Yuugi)) Whose 'we'?"

Yuugi: "Us." ((Various members of Yuugi's little gang thingy pop out))

Seto: "ARGGGHH!" ((screams))

Jounouchi: "Do you have another tent? I don't want to be in the same tent as this guy."

Seto: "Sorry, I suppose you'll have to sleep outside. Maybe the vultures will get you." ((hopeful look))

Jounouchi: "Fine. I'll sleep in the tent. I swear I don't snore."

Anzu: "Says who? And I'm not sleeping with a bunch of boys in the same tent!"

Seto: "In that case, I'll set out an extra tent for the lady." ((grins seductively))

Anzu: "Thank you very much, your highness." ((snicker))

Seto: "Hey!"

((Night in the boy's tent))

Yuugi: "Jou! Stop pushing me into the corner of the tent! You know your legs are long!" (A/N: Seto is rich, so he has big tents, okay? That's why they can all fit)

Jounouchi: "Fine." ((curls up into a fetal position))

Yuugi: "Thanks." ((tries to go to sleep))

((2 seconds later, Seto decides to break the silence)

Seto: "Stop snoring, Yuugi."

Yuugi: "I'm not even asleep!" ((kicks Seto))

Seto: ((is in pain)) "That...didn't hurt a bit!" ((forced laughing))

Honda: "Shut up everyone. I'm sleeping."

Jounouchi: "How are you talking to us if you're sleeping?"

Honda: "Grrr..."

((In the girl's tent))

Anzu: "It's lonely in here. I want to talk to someone...This is boring. I'm going to knock over the tent in my boredom. But I won't. I'll do that later." ((falls asleep))

((Back in the boy's tent))

Jounouchi: "What the hey is a vulture doing in here!?"

Seto: "Mwa hahahahaha!"

Yuugi: "Seto! Enough is enough!"

Seto: "Enough can always be stretched a bit to a certain extent, Yuugi. Besides, vultures are so beautiful, aren't they?"

Jounouchi: "Noooo..." ((vulture is trying to get out)) ((tent collapses))

Seto: "Stupid vulture..." ((growls))

Honda: "Stop it, you're scaring Jou!"

Jounouchi: "Honda, you nasty little..."

Honda: =) "Haha."

((vulture flies away))

((Over in the girl's tent))

Anzu: ((wakes up)) "What's going on?"

((All the boys are up and rough-housing in the middle of the desert))

Anzu: "Oh, wow." ((goes back to sleep, only to have her tent knocked over by Seto and Jou who are trying to kill each other)) (A/N: No, Jounouchi!)

Jounouchi: "Look what you did, Seto!"

Seto: "I don't care what I did! That was SO thirty-seconds ago!"

Anzu: "Oh Ra..." ((is still lying in the ruins of her tent))

Seto: "What is that? Someone swearing?" ((lifts up tent to see Anzu lying there)) "Bad girl!"

Anzu: "Shut it...Hey, someone's stealing your wood."

Seto: "Wha-,"

((A hooded thief hobbles away pulling the sleigh with the wood away))