Lightning-Dono: This fanfic is fun to write! =D
Answers to the Review(s):
SonicTU – Heh, thanks. I'll be sure to continue it because it's fun to write!
Metalsilverarmor23 – I'm sorry, I don't like Seto very much. x I'm bored, so I'll tell you why. After his and Yami no Yuugi's battle at Alcatraz, he keeps saying that he's 'alone' in this world and all of that trash, and when Jounouchi cornered him afterwards and pointed this out to Mokuba, I realized that Jou had a point. If he was alone, what did that make Mokuba? Plus, I was never a big fan of him because he kept calling Jou an 'inu' and his attitude annoys me to no end.
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Seto: "Hey! You are NOT allowed to steal my wood! Got that!?"
Hooded Thief: "No." ((Continues to walk))
Seto: "STOP! THAT'S MY WOOD!"
Yuugi: "Go, grandpa! Uh-huh! You rule!"
Hooded Thief: "Darn you, Yuugi!"
Seto: "Who are you?"
Jounouchi: ((whispering to Yuugi)) "This guy is dumber than a stick."
Yuugi: ((very loudly)) "Yeah, Seto IS dumber than a stick."
Seto: "Hey!" ((turns around and dives on Yuugi)) (A/N: Which is very unlike him)
((Hooded figure drags the load of wood away without anyone to stop him))
((Anzu comes out of what is left of her tent))
Anzu: "What are you guys doing!?"
Seto: "Someone is stealing my wood!" ((stops beating up Yuugi and pursues the thief))
Anzu: "Big deal. You left it unguarded so that's what you get."
Seto: ;-; "I worked so hard to get all of it!"
Mokuba: "CORRECTION. I got a sleigh-full of wood and you got half a stick."
Seto: "I TOLD YOU I AM DELICATE AND FRAGILE!"
Mokuba: "I'm more delicate and fragile!"
Seto: "No, I am!"
Mokuba: "I am!"
Seto: "I'm ten times more delicate and fragile than you are, I'll bet!"
Mokuba: "I'm-,"
((Everyone blocks out their pointless arguing))
Yuugi: "This is really stupid...Let's go back to sleep, okay guys?" ((goes back to what is left of the tents))
Jounouchi: "No problem!" ((starts digging...like a dog))
((Seto and Mokuba stop arguing to watch this))
Seto: "Huh! And you deny the fact that you are a dog! How pathetic."
Honda: "Cut the crap, guys! We need to help!"
((Moments later, everyone but Seto has a strange burrow in the sand))
Seto: "I refuse to sleep in the sand!"
((Jounouchi's burrow collapses around him))
Seto: "See?"
Jounouchi: ((is getting out)) "You did that, didn't you, Seto!?!?!?!"
Seto: "Sorry, no."
Jounouchi: "Oh, okay." ((digs once again))
Seto: "I'll go get more wood. No one can attack me at night because I am darkness! I am evil! I am-," ((is snatched away by a werewolf and dragged into the woods))
((Apparently, no one notices this...Not even Mokuba))
/Morning/
Yuugi: "Hey, where's Seto?"
Honda: "He got dragged off by a werewolf yesterday night."
Yuugi: "Why didn't you tell us?"
Honda: "I don't know."
Yuugi: "Never mind! We must go find him!"
((Everyone stares at Yuugi blandly))
Yuugi: "What?"
Jounouchi: "I don't feel like it. Let me go back to sleep, all right?"
Yuugi: "We can't! He could be eaten already!"
Jounouchi: "Exactly. That's why we don't need to save him. He's already eaten. Probably solved."
Yuugi: "Seto isn't that bad, guys. Think of all the good things he's done for you all!"
Jounouchi: "Hmm...Well, he doesn't do too many good things, does he?"
Honda: "He...uh...uh...uh..." ((Honda's speech continues in this trail for quite some time. Everyone ignores him.))
Mokuba: "He's my bro." ((doesn't seem to be able to find any better reasons))
Yuugi: "He made me become a better duelist, I suppose."
Jounouchi: "He makes me want to go homicidal."
((Everyone stares))
Jounouchi: "What? He does. It's only the truth." ((changes tone of voice)) "Actually, he makes me want to go up to him and hug him to bits and pieces."
Honda: ((gasps)) "Really?"
Jounouchi: "You scare me."
Honda: "I'm scary, too! Roooooaaaaaarr-,"
Yuugi: "Okay, stop it guys. If you don't all want to help, I will! Seto is more important!" ((runs off into the woods))
Jounouchi: "No, Yuugi! You'll get eaten!" ((breaks down into tears and starts wailing))
((Pretty soon, everyone is crying. Suddenly, the crying subsides abruptly and there is silence))
Honda: ((shivering and wiping tears from eyes)) "Where do you think Yuugi is now?"
Anzu: "I don't know. Must be scary." (A/N: This is the middle of the day and the sun is still up, which makes this even more idiotic. Think about it.)
Jounouchi: "Aw, you guys! We have to go help!"
((The gang, accompanied by Mokuba, runs into the woods, Seto runs out))
Seto: "Hahaha! I have tricked them once again! Now, about that person who was stealing my wood...They headed back into the city."
/2 days later, Yuugi and the gang, with Mokuba, find each other in the woods/
((Everyone collapses around Yuugi as though doing a strange sacrifice))
Mokuba: "Where's my brother?"
Jounouchi: "I'm starving!"
Honda: "Are you still alive?"
Anzu: "No, Yuugi, please don't be dead!" ((sobs))
((Yuugi stares at them all))
Yuugi: "I haven't found your brother yet, Mokuba. Yes, I'm still alive...Meaning that I'm not dead."
Jounouchi: "Hey, don't you care that I'm starving!?"
Yuugi: "N- I mean, yes. It's just not important, Jou. You understand, don't you?"
Jounouchi: ((growls)) "Nothing is more important than food...Other than my friends, of course...Ha ha ha ha..."
Anzu: "I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE!" ((tackles Yuugi))
Jounouchi: "I NEED TO GET MY GRUB NOW!"
((Honda hands Jou a worm))
Jounouchi: "This is all?" ((eats worm))
Honda: "Eeeewwwww..."
Jounouchi: "Shut it! Are you trying to poison me?" ((spits out worm))
Honda: "Hahahahaha..."
/In Domino City with Seto/
Seto: "AH! He stole my wood!" ((runs up to a man bringing firewood into his house and corners him)) "THAT'S MY WOOD, ISN'T IT!?"
Man: "I chopped it myself!"
Seto: "YOU CHOPPED MY WOOD!?"
Man: "What?"
Seto: "You THIEF." ((steals the man's wood and runs to the desert, realizing to late that this wood is too small to make a shop with))
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Honda has the personality of Ron Weasley at the end of the fifth Harry Potter when he becomes ((insert various spoilers here)). Seto is idiotic, everyone is overly-dramatic and...Well, you figure out the rest for yourself.
Answers to the Review(s):
SonicTU – Heh, thanks. I'll be sure to continue it because it's fun to write!
Metalsilverarmor23 – I'm sorry, I don't like Seto very much. x I'm bored, so I'll tell you why. After his and Yami no Yuugi's battle at Alcatraz, he keeps saying that he's 'alone' in this world and all of that trash, and when Jounouchi cornered him afterwards and pointed this out to Mokuba, I realized that Jou had a point. If he was alone, what did that make Mokuba? Plus, I was never a big fan of him because he kept calling Jou an 'inu' and his attitude annoys me to no end.
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Seto: "Hey! You are NOT allowed to steal my wood! Got that!?"
Hooded Thief: "No." ((Continues to walk))
Seto: "STOP! THAT'S MY WOOD!"
Yuugi: "Go, grandpa! Uh-huh! You rule!"
Hooded Thief: "Darn you, Yuugi!"
Seto: "Who are you?"
Jounouchi: ((whispering to Yuugi)) "This guy is dumber than a stick."
Yuugi: ((very loudly)) "Yeah, Seto IS dumber than a stick."
Seto: "Hey!" ((turns around and dives on Yuugi)) (A/N: Which is very unlike him)
((Hooded figure drags the load of wood away without anyone to stop him))
((Anzu comes out of what is left of her tent))
Anzu: "What are you guys doing!?"
Seto: "Someone is stealing my wood!" ((stops beating up Yuugi and pursues the thief))
Anzu: "Big deal. You left it unguarded so that's what you get."
Seto: ;-; "I worked so hard to get all of it!"
Mokuba: "CORRECTION. I got a sleigh-full of wood and you got half a stick."
Seto: "I TOLD YOU I AM DELICATE AND FRAGILE!"
Mokuba: "I'm more delicate and fragile!"
Seto: "No, I am!"
Mokuba: "I am!"
Seto: "I'm ten times more delicate and fragile than you are, I'll bet!"
Mokuba: "I'm-,"
((Everyone blocks out their pointless arguing))
Yuugi: "This is really stupid...Let's go back to sleep, okay guys?" ((goes back to what is left of the tents))
Jounouchi: "No problem!" ((starts digging...like a dog))
((Seto and Mokuba stop arguing to watch this))
Seto: "Huh! And you deny the fact that you are a dog! How pathetic."
Honda: "Cut the crap, guys! We need to help!"
((Moments later, everyone but Seto has a strange burrow in the sand))
Seto: "I refuse to sleep in the sand!"
((Jounouchi's burrow collapses around him))
Seto: "See?"
Jounouchi: ((is getting out)) "You did that, didn't you, Seto!?!?!?!"
Seto: "Sorry, no."
Jounouchi: "Oh, okay." ((digs once again))
Seto: "I'll go get more wood. No one can attack me at night because I am darkness! I am evil! I am-," ((is snatched away by a werewolf and dragged into the woods))
((Apparently, no one notices this...Not even Mokuba))
/Morning/
Yuugi: "Hey, where's Seto?"
Honda: "He got dragged off by a werewolf yesterday night."
Yuugi: "Why didn't you tell us?"
Honda: "I don't know."
Yuugi: "Never mind! We must go find him!"
((Everyone stares at Yuugi blandly))
Yuugi: "What?"
Jounouchi: "I don't feel like it. Let me go back to sleep, all right?"
Yuugi: "We can't! He could be eaten already!"
Jounouchi: "Exactly. That's why we don't need to save him. He's already eaten. Probably solved."
Yuugi: "Seto isn't that bad, guys. Think of all the good things he's done for you all!"
Jounouchi: "Hmm...Well, he doesn't do too many good things, does he?"
Honda: "He...uh...uh...uh..." ((Honda's speech continues in this trail for quite some time. Everyone ignores him.))
Mokuba: "He's my bro." ((doesn't seem to be able to find any better reasons))
Yuugi: "He made me become a better duelist, I suppose."
Jounouchi: "He makes me want to go homicidal."
((Everyone stares))
Jounouchi: "What? He does. It's only the truth." ((changes tone of voice)) "Actually, he makes me want to go up to him and hug him to bits and pieces."
Honda: ((gasps)) "Really?"
Jounouchi: "You scare me."
Honda: "I'm scary, too! Roooooaaaaaarr-,"
Yuugi: "Okay, stop it guys. If you don't all want to help, I will! Seto is more important!" ((runs off into the woods))
Jounouchi: "No, Yuugi! You'll get eaten!" ((breaks down into tears and starts wailing))
((Pretty soon, everyone is crying. Suddenly, the crying subsides abruptly and there is silence))
Honda: ((shivering and wiping tears from eyes)) "Where do you think Yuugi is now?"
Anzu: "I don't know. Must be scary." (A/N: This is the middle of the day and the sun is still up, which makes this even more idiotic. Think about it.)
Jounouchi: "Aw, you guys! We have to go help!"
((The gang, accompanied by Mokuba, runs into the woods, Seto runs out))
Seto: "Hahaha! I have tricked them once again! Now, about that person who was stealing my wood...They headed back into the city."
/2 days later, Yuugi and the gang, with Mokuba, find each other in the woods/
((Everyone collapses around Yuugi as though doing a strange sacrifice))
Mokuba: "Where's my brother?"
Jounouchi: "I'm starving!"
Honda: "Are you still alive?"
Anzu: "No, Yuugi, please don't be dead!" ((sobs))
((Yuugi stares at them all))
Yuugi: "I haven't found your brother yet, Mokuba. Yes, I'm still alive...Meaning that I'm not dead."
Jounouchi: "Hey, don't you care that I'm starving!?"
Yuugi: "N- I mean, yes. It's just not important, Jou. You understand, don't you?"
Jounouchi: ((growls)) "Nothing is more important than food...Other than my friends, of course...Ha ha ha ha..."
Anzu: "I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE!" ((tackles Yuugi))
Jounouchi: "I NEED TO GET MY GRUB NOW!"
((Honda hands Jou a worm))
Jounouchi: "This is all?" ((eats worm))
Honda: "Eeeewwwww..."
Jounouchi: "Shut it! Are you trying to poison me?" ((spits out worm))
Honda: "Hahahahaha..."
/In Domino City with Seto/
Seto: "AH! He stole my wood!" ((runs up to a man bringing firewood into his house and corners him)) "THAT'S MY WOOD, ISN'T IT!?"
Man: "I chopped it myself!"
Seto: "YOU CHOPPED MY WOOD!?"
Man: "What?"
Seto: "You THIEF." ((steals the man's wood and runs to the desert, realizing to late that this wood is too small to make a shop with))
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Honda has the personality of Ron Weasley at the end of the fifth Harry Potter when he becomes ((insert various spoilers here)). Seto is idiotic, everyone is overly-dramatic and...Well, you figure out the rest for yourself.
