Brotherhood Evolution: You come from WHAT?!?
Time for some more humor to hold down the fort. Just something short for ya.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Why are we watching the stock report?" Toad asked as he and Betsy sat in the pallor watching the tube.
"Just for kicks." Betsy said simply.
"This just in, The Braddock family stock has just gone up another hundred points." The reporter said as Toad's eyes went wide.
"Um, Betsy?" Toad asked as he stared at her.
"Yea." Betsy said as she looked at the stunned amphibian.
"You wouldn't by any chance be related to those Braddock's, would you?"
"That's my Father and Mother, so…yes." Betsy said nonchalantly.
Okay…" Todd said as he stumbled out of the room. "HEY GUYS!!!"
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"Okay, bets." Mike said as the Brotherhood stood around Betsy, who was sitting at the table. "Your family is the Braddock family of England, correct?"
"Yes. I believe you call them the British version of the 'Gates'. Though I don't know why. We're worth more than that." Betsy said as she cleaned her nails. "In fact my personal trust fund is quite hefty itself."
"AH…" Pietro said as his mouth hit the floor.
"You mean to say that all this time that we've been going hungry, you could have made a phone call and taken care of our money issues?" Blob said angrily.
"Yes." Betsy said simply.
"I ATE OUT OF A FRIGGIN DUMPSTER I WAS SO HUNGRY!" Blob shouted, shaking the house.
"Freddy, you do that now, even with Magneto fronting the bills for us." Wanda pointed out.
"SO!" Fred shouted defensively.
"We're getting off topic here." Lance said as he rubbed his temples.
"Yes. We are." Pietro said as he pulled his jaw off the floor. "Now Betsy, how much money does your family have exactly?"
"With or without stock options?" Betsy asked innocently.
"Without." Pietro said annoyed.
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Outside the Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"WHAT!!!!" Pietro's shout echoed throughout Bayville
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Back inside
"Wow." Wanda said simply as Mike and Lance dragged Pietro's limp body away. "He actually passed out."
"You have that much?" Toad said in awe.
"Well, I'll have one fourth of that when I'm twenty one. So not for another three years." Betsy said as she walked away.
"Mike. I advise you to marry the girl immediately." Toad said as he turned to Mike who was now nailing Pietro to the wall with Blob.
"I'll take it under consideration." Mike said with a chuckle.
"Just when you think you know someone…" Wanda said with a smile as she then began to decorate Pietro's face with Makeup.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Vampires, Part I: Vampires aren't real. Are they? Join us when the Brotherhood tackles the one Marvel problem that all the X-Teams have eventually faced. Dracula! Get ready for comedic craziness!
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Well there you all go. I hope you enjoyed.
Peace out,
Descendent
Time for some more humor to hold down the fort. Just something short for ya.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Why are we watching the stock report?" Toad asked as he and Betsy sat in the pallor watching the tube.
"Just for kicks." Betsy said simply.
"This just in, The Braddock family stock has just gone up another hundred points." The reporter said as Toad's eyes went wide.
"Um, Betsy?" Toad asked as he stared at her.
"Yea." Betsy said as she looked at the stunned amphibian.
"You wouldn't by any chance be related to those Braddock's, would you?"
"That's my Father and Mother, so…yes." Betsy said nonchalantly.
Okay…" Todd said as he stumbled out of the room. "HEY GUYS!!!"
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"Okay, bets." Mike said as the Brotherhood stood around Betsy, who was sitting at the table. "Your family is the Braddock family of England, correct?"
"Yes. I believe you call them the British version of the 'Gates'. Though I don't know why. We're worth more than that." Betsy said as she cleaned her nails. "In fact my personal trust fund is quite hefty itself."
"AH…" Pietro said as his mouth hit the floor.
"You mean to say that all this time that we've been going hungry, you could have made a phone call and taken care of our money issues?" Blob said angrily.
"Yes." Betsy said simply.
"I ATE OUT OF A FRIGGIN DUMPSTER I WAS SO HUNGRY!" Blob shouted, shaking the house.
"Freddy, you do that now, even with Magneto fronting the bills for us." Wanda pointed out.
"SO!" Fred shouted defensively.
"We're getting off topic here." Lance said as he rubbed his temples.
"Yes. We are." Pietro said as he pulled his jaw off the floor. "Now Betsy, how much money does your family have exactly?"
"With or without stock options?" Betsy asked innocently.
"Without." Pietro said annoyed.
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Outside the Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"WHAT!!!!" Pietro's shout echoed throughout Bayville
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Back inside
"Wow." Wanda said simply as Mike and Lance dragged Pietro's limp body away. "He actually passed out."
"You have that much?" Toad said in awe.
"Well, I'll have one fourth of that when I'm twenty one. So not for another three years." Betsy said as she walked away.
"Mike. I advise you to marry the girl immediately." Toad said as he turned to Mike who was now nailing Pietro to the wall with Blob.
"I'll take it under consideration." Mike said with a chuckle.
"Just when you think you know someone…" Wanda said with a smile as she then began to decorate Pietro's face with Makeup.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Vampires, Part I: Vampires aren't real. Are they? Join us when the Brotherhood tackles the one Marvel problem that all the X-Teams have eventually faced. Dracula! Get ready for comedic craziness!
********************
Well there you all go. I hope you enjoyed.
Peace out,
Descendent