Lightning-Dono: Yay, more reviews! I love you guys...You know? xD
ANSWERS TO THE REVIEW(S):
Authoress formally knownas Liz – You like vultures? xD My brother likes them, too. But that's not what this is about. I'm glad Yuugi didn't die – his wide-eyed innocence is all I need to keep watching Yuugiou.
Metalsilverarmor23 – I felt very sorry for Mokuba when Jou said that. Problem is, Seto is always with Mokuba, or he's just...alone. He doesn't complain about it, but we all know he wants to be with Yuugi and the gang. xD But I still think Jou has a point. If Seto even THINKS about his little brother, he shouldn't be saying that he's "Alone in this world". What does that make Mokuba? A next-door neighbor? (I got that from Harry Potter. Sue me.) Oh, well, glad you liked it. (Seto certainly needs more wood than that, for sure. More than just a sleigh-full, too.)
This is completely NOT on the point, but has anyone heard that they're going to air 'Hollywood Mew Mew' (Tokyo Mew Mew) on Fox or something this Fall? Or sometime else? Seriously...Hollywood Mew Mew? They can do better than that! They'll mangle everything! ;-;
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/Back in the woods/
Jounouchi: "Then where's Richboy? I need to have a word or two with him about a sleepless night! Not to mention my hunger!"
Anzu: "Talk about a sleepless night! You guys knocked down my tent!"
Jounouchi: "Did not! Seto pushed me!"
((Here is where an argument about who pushed who into Anzu's tent should be placed))
((After the argument))
Honda: "Will you guys just stop?"
Jounouchi: "Well, she blames me for everything!"
Anzu: "That's because you're so stupid!"
Jounouchi: "I am SO not stupid!"
((More arguing about whether Jou is really stupid or not))
Yuugi: ((sweatdrops)) "That should be enough arguing for now..."
Honda: "Yeah. Can we, like, LEAVE now?"
Jounouchi: "Why are you in such a hurry? Afraid Anzu might launch herself onto you and start beating you up?"
Anzu: "I'm not fat!"
Jounouchi: "I never said you were fat!" =/
Anzu: "You were thinking it!"
((More idiotic arguments here about Anzu's weight))
Yuugi: "BE QUIET, EVERYONE!" ((sounds like a roaring lion...Think of Simba or Mufasa or something))
Everyone other than Yuugi, Seto, and people not in the vicinity: "Whoa."
Yuugi: "Now, if we can all cooperate-," ((glares at Jou and Anzu)) "-maybe we can get out of here and find Seto."
Jounouchi: "Fine with me."
Anzu: "I'm not fat..."
Yuugi: "Watch it, Anzu..."
Mokuba: ((ignores everyone)) "Cool!"
Jounouchi: "What's so 'cool'?"
Mokuba: "We're going to save Seto!"
Jounouchi: "Okay, pal, get this straight. He. Doesn't. Care. About. Yo-,"
Mokuba: "Yes he does! Seto just doesn't say it, but he cares a lot about me!" ((mad face))
Jounouchi: "Uh-huh. So, he abandons you. How kind."
Mokuba: "Oh, so where's Shizuka?"
Jounouchi: "If you must know, Shizuka-chan is with Otougi right now." ((gives Honda a 'death glare')) ((Honda stays quiet, luckily))
Mokuba: "I thought you don't approve of them being together?"
Jounouchi: "HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT MY SISTER-,"
Yuugi: "Just drop it, okay?"
Anzu: "Listen to him!" ((heart eyes))
Honda: "So, Yuugi, what's your plan?" ((is using those ever-so-useful anger management skills he learned some time ago))
Yuugi: "My plan is absolutely brilliant."
Jounouchi: "...And?"
Yuugi: "My plan is that we get out of the woods as fast as we can!"
((Everyone stares))
Honda: "Uh...How brilliant?"
Mokuba: ((is muttering under breath)) "Seto could come up with a much better plan..."
Anzu: "Oh, come on. Just admit it's brilliant! Let's start!"
((Everyone runs and then out of no where, werewolves spring out to chase them for no reason))
Jounouchi: "Eeeee! Where'd they come from?"
Yuugi: "Less questions, more running!"
Jounouchi: ((a werewolf has caught up to Jou)) "Oh, oh, oh...Nice doggy! Nice, nice doggy!"
((Werewolf stops and nibbles on the heel of Jou's shoe))
Jounouchi: "Hey, I think it likes me!" =D
Anzu: "Huh."
((Werewolf changes it's mind and bites Jou's hand))
Jounouchi: "AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" ((there are huge cuts in his hands))
((Seconds later, they heal, like wounds do in certain anime /coughcough/Pokemon/coughcough/))
((In these past seconds, they have gotten out of the forest))
Honda: "Ah! It's the sunlight! It hurts!" ((melts into a puddle))
Everyone: o.O "O-kay..."
((Honda assumes his human form once again))
Everyone: O.O
Honda: "Yeah. Now, let's go!"
Jounouchi: "Um...Whatever..."
((There is a brief staring contest between Honda and Jou))
Jounouchi: ((in the middle of the staring contest)) "I bet I'll win. If you lose, you have to give me your diary. If I lose, then I give you whatever yen I have left."
Honda: "I don't have a diary."
Jounouchi: "Liar. You have a hot pink one with a picture of Miho framed in the front with flowers all over it-,"
Yuugi: "Will you guys stop?"
Jounouchi: "Wait, this is a bet I can win. I've played video games for hours on end without blinking before."
Honda: "I've stared at food in trash cans for hours on end."
Everyone other than Honda: =0
Honda: "Yeah, well, I don't have a house." ((shrug))
((Hours later))
Jounouchi: "I win."
((Everyone other than Honda and Jou is asleep))
Honda: "Darn. I lost." ((scowls and pulls out a hot pink, fluffy diary with Miho's picture on the front)) "Give it back tomorrow."
Jounouchi: "But that wasn't part of the bet."
Honda: "Grrrrr..."
Jounouchi: "This is great!" ((sits down and starts reading the diary, which is barely legible)) "How do you read this?"
Honda: "I don't. I just write it."
Jounouchi: "Okay..."
Entry 1
July 22, 2004
my life is boring in fakt its rreaaaalllyyy boring. shizuka ownz u know. i dont know why i rite in this cuz it has a pic of miho on it. shizuka is better. jou is a meanbully tho he's my bestest friend. i owe evrything to him. I -
Jounouchi: "Do you have to write like that?"
Honda: "Oh, and you write any better?"
Jounouchi: "Shizuka-chan does NOT own! Especially not you!"
Honda: "Wait until you read the rest."
-like her a lot cuz she is purdy and cut. Also –
Jounouchi: "She is 'cut'?" oO;
Honda: "Cute."
Jounouchi: "Right."
-her har is long and its sparkly like water. i want to drink her hair –
Jounouchi: "I am going to get you some day. You aren't going to lay a FINGER on her hair! Or on her!"
-cuz it looks tasty –
Jounouchi: "And I thought I liked eating." ((sarcastic voice)) "Oh, Mai, I always wanted to eat and drink your hair. Oh, won't you let me feast upon your hair?"
Honda: "Shut up."
-and im hungrey. im gonna get a sandwitch. l8er
Jounouchi: "You scare me."
Honda: "I know."
Jounouchi: "Let's read another entry...Shall we?"
Entry 2
July 23, 2004
yuugi is phat –
Jounouchi: "WHAT THE-,"
Honda: "I can explain. Yuugi is really awesome, you know? He handles everything so well."
Jounouchi: "Whatever."
-and i wish i culd be like him –
Jounouchi: "That's right, you wish. I wish you were like him, too." ((snort))
Honda: "..."
-bein all heoric n evrything. shizuka said she like me. i am flattred –
Jounouchi: "She did not."
Honda: "She meant as a friend."
Jounouchi: "Oh. By the way, how can someone be 'flattred'?"
Honda: "SHUT UP AND READ!"
-that she say that. i thougt otogii had her 4 sure –
Jounouchi: "You spelled 'Otougi' wrong."
Honda: "Well, I hate spelling. So there."
-and i know if i told jo he woulnt like it –
Jounouchi: "Who's 'Jo'? Some other acquaintance of yours?"
Honda: "Jo? Silly me, I misspelled your name!"
((Jou slams diary down and it creates an earthquake, creating a huge fissure in the sandy ground))
Jounouchi: "Uh-oh..."
