Brotherhood Evolution: Vampires, Part I: Vampires aren't real. Are they?
Here's this seasons four parter. I hope you enjoy the comedic craziness. This is going to be really, really silly just because the most Vampire fic's tend to be non comedic.
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Really Ritzy Art Museum type deal
"Good evening." Toad says as he stands in front of you all wearing a fine looking tuxedo. "Tonight's presentation is based on this work of art behind me. It is a work of horror and disturbs the mind just by gazing at it." Toad said as he sidestepped to reveal the famous painting of "Dog's Playing Poker." Mike runs out and screams in horror.
"AHHHH! They're Dogs! And they're playing POKER! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mike screams as he runs away.
"That is the horror that this story would have brought too you. But fortunately the censors wouldn't let us. So we threw together something about vampires for ya. Enjoy!" Todd shouted happily as he hopped away.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House, on a dark and stormy night
"Man it sure is dark and stormy out." Mike said as he looked at the rainstorm. (Told ya.)
"Yea. I wonder if anything dark and odious is going to happen as a result?" Lance said as Lightning stuck dramatically.
"Most likely." Mike said simply as he turned his attention back to the Brotherhood's living room.
"What's on the Tele?" Betsy asked as she sat down and stared at the TV.
"Nothing." Toad said as he and Blob stared at the TV, which had static on it.
"So why are you still watching it?" Wanda asked as she stared at the two of them.
"There's nothing else to watch." Toad said simply.
"Plus it's disturbingly hypnotic…" Blob said simply as he then blanked out and began to drool.
"That's not the only thing here that's disturbing…" Lance muttered.
"Tell me about it. Wanda, wanna take off for some girl time?" Betsy said as she got up and stretched. Meanwhile Pietro became mesmerized by the static on the tube as well.
"Sure. At least Toad won't bug me this time." Wanda said as Toad began to drool.
"Where are you guys going?" Lance asked.
"Betsy, may I play Devil's Advocate?' Mike asked as he got up.
"Sure." Betsy said as Mike let out a war whoop and turned on his new video game, "Devil's Advocate".
"Okay, this is getting weird." Lance said simply as he stared at Mike. "So where are you two going again?" Lance said as he turned back to where Betsy and Wanda were a few seconds ago, only to find them missing.
"Betsy and her Shadow abilities…" Lance muttered as he shook his head and went upstairs.
"I got "The Infernal Contract of the Republican Party!" YES!!!" Mike shouted as Pietro began to have a seizure.
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Xavier's Institute (Yes they're in this.)
"That's disturbing…" Kitty muttered as Roberto and Ray took turns hitting each other's hands with a hammer.
"This is nothing." Jean said as Roberto let out a cry of pain. "I just saw Evan and Sam playing make believe with Jamie."
"So. How's that wrong?" Rogue asked as a bit of Ray's blood went flying past her.
"Jamie had created a few hundred clones that were dragging Evan and Sam away screaming into the danger room. The clones were all chanting 'time to play' as well." Jean said as he girls all shuddered.
"Oh yea. Well I just saw Logan wearing a chef's suit while watching Emeral." Rogue said.
"That is disturbing…" Kitty said as Betsy and Wanda appeared behind them.
"What are you doing here?" Jean snapped when they saw them.
"Chill." Betsy said. "We just thought that you girls could use a little away time from these idiots." Betsy said as Bobby ran by in his underwear screaming, with Storm and Xavier chasing him.
"DRAKE! TAKE YOUR DAMN RIDELIN!" Xavier shouted as he almost ran Bobby over.
"Case in point." Rogue said.
"But we should at least let Mr. McCoy know where we're going." Kitty said simply.
"I don't know." Jean said as he walked over to the window. "I think Mr. McCoy is getting a little stir crazy as of late." Jean said as she pulled back the curtain to reveal Beast outside flying a kite. "There's just something unsettling about flying a Kite at night."
"Hello girls." Beast said simply as he turned around with bags under his eyes and smiled at them. Jean quickly pulled back the curtain.
"That was freaky." Wanda said.
"Okay. Let's go." Jean said as Betsy smiled and grabbed the girls and shadow walked away.
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The Goth Life Club
"Why are we here?" Betsy moaned as Kitty and Betsy sat as the bar pounding down seltzer. (Wimps.)
"Because Rogue and Wanda threatened to kill us if we didn't take them to this club." Kitty said in a defeated tone.
"So what's new at the Brotherhood house?" Jean asked Betsy, trying to maker conversation.
"Slapping and Farting. Oh and the guys are doing okay as well." Betsy said as she looked out on the dance floor where all the Goths were slowly moving to heavy metal music.
"Like, this music is really getting to the crowd." Kitty said as one Goth began to cry.
"Ah, depressing Goths is like shooting fish in a barrel." Betsy said simply.
ACROSS THE DANCE FLOOR
"Igor, I have found the girls that will be my concubines." A handsome young man in a black trench coat said to his hunchbacked little assistant.
"Let me guess. The hot Asian one with purple hair one, the schoolgirl looking one, and the red head?" Igor said in an annoyed tone.
"Plus the two friends they came with. I have to have some Goth type girls being my love slaves. They are demons in the sack after all." The young man said, ignorant of his hunchbacked companions tone.
"I hate my life…" Igor said as his master walked over to our merry mutant females.
**** For simplicities sake, let's just say using some of his Vampiric Voodoo, Dracula gets them all to come into a dark ally with him where he proceeds to do the necessary thing required to turn the girls into those floating lingerie models Dracula always seems to have around him. And Igor watches the whole thing because he's a deranged little pervert with a hump. Kay? Now let's move on. ****
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Back at the Brotherhood House
"Hey Mike, shouldn't the girls be back by now?" Lance asked as he walked downstairs. Only to find Mike, Blob, Toad all staring at the static on the TV, completely entranced by it. Pietro was on the ground having a seizure because of it as well. "Why do I even bother..?" Lance muttered to himself as he walked back upstairs.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Vampires, Part II: Why is she Floating Like That? What happens when our unsuspecting Brotherhood boys realize that Betsy and Wanda shouldn't be floating in the air?
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Tune in Next time to see the Guys realize that Wanda shouldn't be hitting on Toad like she is. And that Betsy shouldn't be wearing…well with Betsy you really couldn't tell the difference, could you? Anyway, tune in Next time true believes,
Descendent
Here's this seasons four parter. I hope you enjoy the comedic craziness. This is going to be really, really silly just because the most Vampire fic's tend to be non comedic.
********************
Really Ritzy Art Museum type deal
"Good evening." Toad says as he stands in front of you all wearing a fine looking tuxedo. "Tonight's presentation is based on this work of art behind me. It is a work of horror and disturbs the mind just by gazing at it." Toad said as he sidestepped to reveal the famous painting of "Dog's Playing Poker." Mike runs out and screams in horror.
"AHHHH! They're Dogs! And they're playing POKER! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mike screams as he runs away.
"That is the horror that this story would have brought too you. But fortunately the censors wouldn't let us. So we threw together something about vampires for ya. Enjoy!" Todd shouted happily as he hopped away.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House, on a dark and stormy night
"Man it sure is dark and stormy out." Mike said as he looked at the rainstorm. (Told ya.)
"Yea. I wonder if anything dark and odious is going to happen as a result?" Lance said as Lightning stuck dramatically.
"Most likely." Mike said simply as he turned his attention back to the Brotherhood's living room.
"What's on the Tele?" Betsy asked as she sat down and stared at the TV.
"Nothing." Toad said as he and Blob stared at the TV, which had static on it.
"So why are you still watching it?" Wanda asked as she stared at the two of them.
"There's nothing else to watch." Toad said simply.
"Plus it's disturbingly hypnotic…" Blob said simply as he then blanked out and began to drool.
"That's not the only thing here that's disturbing…" Lance muttered.
"Tell me about it. Wanda, wanna take off for some girl time?" Betsy said as she got up and stretched. Meanwhile Pietro became mesmerized by the static on the tube as well.
"Sure. At least Toad won't bug me this time." Wanda said as Toad began to drool.
"Where are you guys going?" Lance asked.
"Betsy, may I play Devil's Advocate?' Mike asked as he got up.
"Sure." Betsy said as Mike let out a war whoop and turned on his new video game, "Devil's Advocate".
"Okay, this is getting weird." Lance said simply as he stared at Mike. "So where are you two going again?" Lance said as he turned back to where Betsy and Wanda were a few seconds ago, only to find them missing.
"Betsy and her Shadow abilities…" Lance muttered as he shook his head and went upstairs.
"I got "The Infernal Contract of the Republican Party!" YES!!!" Mike shouted as Pietro began to have a seizure.
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Xavier's Institute (Yes they're in this.)
"That's disturbing…" Kitty muttered as Roberto and Ray took turns hitting each other's hands with a hammer.
"This is nothing." Jean said as Roberto let out a cry of pain. "I just saw Evan and Sam playing make believe with Jamie."
"So. How's that wrong?" Rogue asked as a bit of Ray's blood went flying past her.
"Jamie had created a few hundred clones that were dragging Evan and Sam away screaming into the danger room. The clones were all chanting 'time to play' as well." Jean said as he girls all shuddered.
"Oh yea. Well I just saw Logan wearing a chef's suit while watching Emeral." Rogue said.
"That is disturbing…" Kitty said as Betsy and Wanda appeared behind them.
"What are you doing here?" Jean snapped when they saw them.
"Chill." Betsy said. "We just thought that you girls could use a little away time from these idiots." Betsy said as Bobby ran by in his underwear screaming, with Storm and Xavier chasing him.
"DRAKE! TAKE YOUR DAMN RIDELIN!" Xavier shouted as he almost ran Bobby over.
"Case in point." Rogue said.
"But we should at least let Mr. McCoy know where we're going." Kitty said simply.
"I don't know." Jean said as he walked over to the window. "I think Mr. McCoy is getting a little stir crazy as of late." Jean said as she pulled back the curtain to reveal Beast outside flying a kite. "There's just something unsettling about flying a Kite at night."
"Hello girls." Beast said simply as he turned around with bags under his eyes and smiled at them. Jean quickly pulled back the curtain.
"That was freaky." Wanda said.
"Okay. Let's go." Jean said as Betsy smiled and grabbed the girls and shadow walked away.
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The Goth Life Club
"Why are we here?" Betsy moaned as Kitty and Betsy sat as the bar pounding down seltzer. (Wimps.)
"Because Rogue and Wanda threatened to kill us if we didn't take them to this club." Kitty said in a defeated tone.
"So what's new at the Brotherhood house?" Jean asked Betsy, trying to maker conversation.
"Slapping and Farting. Oh and the guys are doing okay as well." Betsy said as she looked out on the dance floor where all the Goths were slowly moving to heavy metal music.
"Like, this music is really getting to the crowd." Kitty said as one Goth began to cry.
"Ah, depressing Goths is like shooting fish in a barrel." Betsy said simply.
ACROSS THE DANCE FLOOR
"Igor, I have found the girls that will be my concubines." A handsome young man in a black trench coat said to his hunchbacked little assistant.
"Let me guess. The hot Asian one with purple hair one, the schoolgirl looking one, and the red head?" Igor said in an annoyed tone.
"Plus the two friends they came with. I have to have some Goth type girls being my love slaves. They are demons in the sack after all." The young man said, ignorant of his hunchbacked companions tone.
"I hate my life…" Igor said as his master walked over to our merry mutant females.
**** For simplicities sake, let's just say using some of his Vampiric Voodoo, Dracula gets them all to come into a dark ally with him where he proceeds to do the necessary thing required to turn the girls into those floating lingerie models Dracula always seems to have around him. And Igor watches the whole thing because he's a deranged little pervert with a hump. Kay? Now let's move on. ****
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Back at the Brotherhood House
"Hey Mike, shouldn't the girls be back by now?" Lance asked as he walked downstairs. Only to find Mike, Blob, Toad all staring at the static on the TV, completely entranced by it. Pietro was on the ground having a seizure because of it as well. "Why do I even bother..?" Lance muttered to himself as he walked back upstairs.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Vampires, Part II: Why is she Floating Like That? What happens when our unsuspecting Brotherhood boys realize that Betsy and Wanda shouldn't be floating in the air?
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Tune in Next time to see the Guys realize that Wanda shouldn't be hitting on Toad like she is. And that Betsy shouldn't be wearing…well with Betsy you really couldn't tell the difference, could you? Anyway, tune in Next time true believes,
Descendent