Brotherhood Evolution: Vampires, Part II: Why is she floating Like That?

Well I think that you're all pleased with what I'm doing, so lets move on with the story. Also beware, as with most Vampire stories this one is very, VERY sexually charged. You have been warned.

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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding house

"What time did the girls get in last night?" Toad asked as the Brotherhood boys sat around the table eating away.

"Just around dawn I think." Mike said as he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. Boris, The Brotherhood rat walked into the room and hopped onto the table as Mike scratched its ear.

"They slept all day long?" Toad asked in amazement.

"Yep." Lace said as he sipped his coffee.

"So where's Pietro at?" Blob said as he ate dinner.

"He went to wake up Wanda." Toad said simply.

"So we should tell when she's up by the screams." Mike said simply.

"Yep." Lance said as he sipped his coffee.

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Wanda's Room

"Hey Wanda?" Pietro asked as he opened Wanda's drapes, letting the bright light of the setting sun shine into the room.

"Hisssssss" Wanda hissed as she hopped out of bed and flew into a dark corner.

"Okay." Pietro said as Wanda floated in the corner, covering her body from the fading sunlight. "GUYS!" Pietro shouted as the Brotherhood boys ran upstairs into Wanda's room, Toad leading the charge.

"What's wrong..?" Toad stated as Wanda used her hex powers to close the drapes and then began floating around the room. "That's isn't supposed to happen, is it?" Toad asked Blob, who stared at Wanda in shock. Wanda then floated over to Todd, wearing a seductive little lingerie outfit. "Oh my…" Toad moaned as Wanda planted a big one onto his lips as the Brotherhood's collective jaws hit the floor. Literally.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Blob shouted as he ran out of the room in horror.

"I've finally gone insane." Mike said as Wanda stuck her tongue down an all to happy Toad's mouth as she floated in the air. She then began to dry hump him.

"No Mike, you haven't. She has." Lance said as Pietro vomited.

"This is disturbing…" Pietro muttered as he wiped his mouth. Wanda pulled away and smiled at the boys, showing a pair of very large fangs.

"The hell?" Lance shouted as Wanda tried to bite Toad's neck.

"Little buddy!" Mike shouted as he tackled Wanda before she could bite Toad. To his shock, Wanda threw him across the room without even flinching.

"What the…" Toad shouted as he snapped out of it. The Brotherhood boys regrouped as Wanda hissed at them.

"Okay. Wanda's a Vampire…" Lance muttered to the guys as Wanda floated in front of them fangs barred.

"WE MUST KILL HER!!!" Blob shouted as he ran into the room with a hammer and a stake.

"Freddy, how did you know Wanda was a Vampire?" Toad asked as Blob's face turned white.

"Wanda's a Vampire? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Blob shouted as he dropped the stake and ran out of the room again in horror.

"This is getting weird…" Mike muttered as the Brotherhood all nodded and tackled Wanda to the ground, but she turned into a bat and flew into the night.

"Okay. Let me get this strait." Lance said as the Brotherhood boys stood up. "Wanda's a friggin Vampire!"

"It looks that way." Pietro said simply. "But I always thought that vampires were make believe."

"So did I." Blob said as he walked back into the room. "It must have happened last night."

"Wait a minute…" The guys all said as they looked at each other. "BETSY!" The Brotherhood boys shouted as the burst through Psylocke's door.

"Hi guys." Betsy said as she stared at them. "What's up?"

"Bets, you're floating in the air." Mike said as Betsy looked down and realized that she was floating.

"Cool." Betsy crowed as she did a flip. "I'm a friggin Vampire!"

"How do we turn them back?" Toad asked as the guys watch Betsy do flips around her room.

"I always heard that true love works?" Blob said as the guys stared at Betsy. "There's that or killing the head Vampire…"

"Look let's go downstairs and think this out." Mike said as the closed the door, leaving Betsy alone to do flips around her room.

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"Okay. So Betsy a Vampire as well." Pietro said as the Brotherhood sat around the table.

"What do we do?" Lance asked. "Wait a second. The girls were with the female X-Geeks last night, having one of they're girls night out things." Lance said.

"So." Pietro quipped.

"What if the female X-Geeks are Vamps as well?"

"That Wolverine always did rub me the wrong way…" Mike said as he rubbed his chin

"We're going to have big problems if the female X-Geeks are turned." Toad said. "So what do we do?"

"Okay. You guys go to the X-Geeks and see what's going on there. I'll deal with Betsy." Mike said as he rolled up his sleeves.

"Mike?" Pietro asked as Mike walked upstairs.

"Sometimes a guy has to do things he's going to regret Todd." Mike said solemnly as he walked into Betsy's room. "Let's do this Bets…"

"Ohhhhh… Ahhhhh…" Betsy's moans were then heard throughout the house.

(Slam) "YEA!" Mike's shout was then heard.

(Thump) "Ohhhhh…"

(Wham) "WHOOOOO!!!"

(Slam) "Faster… Faster…"

(Thump) "THE DOCTOR; IS IN!"

(Slam) "Oh God is he!"

"I'm going to be sick…" Toad moaned as plaster fell from the ceiling.

"Let's just get out of here." Lance said in disgust.

"Faster… Ohhhhh…" (Slam) (Thump) (Slam)

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Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters

"Um, why is Rogue floating through the air?" Beast asked as Logan and Xavier looked on in shock as Rogue, Kitty and Jean floated around wearing their skimpiest clothing, which in Rogues case was a parka.

"This is something you don't see everyday…unless you're us…" Logan muttered as the Brotherhood burst through the doors wielding bibles, holy water, crosses, and garlic.

"DIE HELL SPAWN FIENDS!" Pietro shouted a he threw holy water on Rogue, who hissed and floated into a corner.

"Blob! Stop eating the garlic!" Toad shouted.

"What are you doing?" Ororo asked as the Brotherhood used crosses to hold the girls in the corner.

"The girls are vampires!" Toad shouted.

"Look, just because Rogue hissed and began to smoke when you threw holy water on her, doesn't mean that she's a Vampire." Beats said simply. "I mean its Rogue for crying out loud!"

"Really then what about that!" Lance shouted as he pointed toward Kitty, who was draining Roberto dry.

"Okay. Now that's proof." Logan said in shock as Kitty threw Roberto into a wall.

"What's the meaning of this?" Scott shouted as he walked into the room and faced down the Brotherhood, he was then grabbed by Jean however and suddenly sucked dry. (Take that Mr. Perfect!)

"Oh my God! They killed Summers!" Mike shouted.

"You Basterds!" Lance then shouted. "Wait a minute… Way to go Vamps!" Lance then cheered as Scott's dead body was then dragged away by rats.

"This isn't happening…" Xavier muttered as he buried his head in his hands and moaned. Suddenly the door blew open and in emerged a tall dark figure with a dark goatee and a black leather trench coat. He was young and handsome, with an air of power to him as he walked towards the Brotherhood boys and sent them flying into the wall. Wanda then appeared next to him and the four girls then clung to him.

"I am Dracula!" The man shouted as he opened up his trench coat, causing it to flair about him as a cold wind blew threw the mansion.

"Great. Now we have to face Dracula." Pietro uttered out loud. "Father is never going to believe this." Pietro muttered.

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Nest Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Buffy's got nothin' on us! The Brotherhood boys and the remaining X-Men go out Vampire hunting. With hilarious results.
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Well I hope you all had fun. Tune in next time to see people from Bayville die horrible deaths. AND I KILLED SUMMERS! YAY!

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