Brotherhood Evolution: Vampires, Part III: Buffy's got nothin on us!
Get ready for more comedic greatness and Simpson joke stealing!
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Xavier's Institute
"I am known as the evil blood sucking creature of the night." Dracula said as he stood before the gathered mutants, trench coat flaring.
"So you're a Republican?" Toad asked as he looked at Dracula.
"Todd." Lance moaned. "Its obvious that he's a lawyer okay?" Lance said as Dracula shook his head.
"Oh, for crying out loud..." The Prince of Darkness said. "I'm Dracula! Prince of Darkness! And I have my prizes." Dracula said as he referred to Wanda, Jean, Kitty and Rogue, who were all clinging to him. He ran a talon across his right cheek, creating a small cut that began to bleed.
"Normally I would congratulate you on getting some of the hottest tail in Bayville, but that's my sister." Pietro spat.
"I know." Dracula said as Wanda began sucking on his cheek, blood leaking from Dracula's cheek.
"Baby!" Todd shouted as Beast turned an odd pale color and vomited.
"But I find myself missing my young Asian conquest." Dracula said as he then let Kitty suck on his now bleeding cheek. Lance visibly grimaced and the ground shook slightly.
"No more of that." Dracula said as Lance bit his lip.
"Now where is the one you call Betsy…" Dracula asked as Jean took her turn on his cheek.
"Busy getting a visit from Doctor Omega." Blob said with a smile as he hi-fived Todd.
"Oh yea. He's hitting that booty." Todd crowed as Dracula became visibly irate.
"Then I will destroy this Omega and make her mine again." Dracula said as he then let Rogue suck on his cheek, and surprisingly she didn't drain him. (He's already dead.) "I will take my leave of you now, after I've had my dinner of course." Dracula said as he grabbed Kitty, who had a look of fear on her now bloody face. "I'll just have a quick drink my dear…"
"NO! Master!" Kitty shouted as Dracula was about to bury his fangs in her. A blast of energy slammed into the Prince of Darkness however, sending him flying.
"Over my dead body…" Lance snarled as his eyes turned white and held out his hand, which pulsed with seismic energy. He unleashed another blast that Dracula dodged with ease.
"That can be arranged." Dracula said irately, but then calmed himself down. "But for another time young one. I will have my way with the resident of Bayville first, and then I will regain Psylocke as my own. Good day." Dracula said as he turned to mist and drifted away.
"So what do we do now?" Beast shouted as the four girls followed their master out the window.
"We gotta warn Mike." Todd said the rest of the X-Geek ran into the room due to the commotion. After some quick explaining, everyone was up to speed on what was happening.
"Okay, it's agreed. Bobby and Ray will get rid of the bodies…" Wolverine said as he pointed to Cyclops and Roberto's dead corpses. "Storm will take the rest of the new kids and keep them in the danger room with Beast, they'll be safe there. Kurt will grab Forge and all the humans who are still friendly with us and warn them, and the rest of us will take out all the Vampires that are running amok."
"How do we know that there are other Vampires running amok?" Pietro asked as Wolverine turned on the news.
"This just in. WE'RE BEING OVER RUN BY VAMPIRES!! AHHHHHHHH SAVE YOURSELFS!!!!" The Newscaster shouted as a Vampire jumped on him and sucked him dry.
"That was fast." Evan quipped.
"Lets roll!" Lance shouted as the group of Vampire hunters ran outside, armed with stakes, holy water and bibles. There was no more garlic because Blob had eaten it all. Soon they where driving down the street, not stopping for anyone when suddenly, Principle Kelly flew in front of the jeep and bared his fangs. Lance gunned it, running Kelly over and killing him.
"Oh my God! You killed the Vampire Kelly!" Toad shouted as he looked at the mangled Corpse in the fading distance.
"Kelly was a Vampire?" Lance asked in disbelief as the jeep continued to the Brotherhood house, after running over several Bayville jocks who were or weren't Vampires. Frankly nobody in the jeep cared anyway. Finally they arrived at the Brotherhood house.
"Stay frosty people…" Lance said as he jumped out of the jeep brandishing a stake. Xavier wheeled himself over in commando gear, complete with the painted face.
"I can smell their fear…" Xavier said simply as he grinned and readied a bible.
"No. That's the bean curry Blob ate this morning." Toad said as he held his nose.
"Ew." Evan said as he stepped away from Blob and waved his hand around.
"Let's go people." Wolverine said, as he was about to open the door when suddenly a group of Vampires attacked our brave hero's. Xavier laughed manically as he wheeled into the group, brandishing his bible and laughing like a maniac as he slapped the Vampire group around like red headed stepchildren. Evan, Blob, and Pietro staked the vampires as Lance shot a super soaker full of holy water at them, melting them into nothing. Toad was waving a flamethrower around, setting the vamps on fire as he laughed maniacally. Wolverine… well… let's just say Wolverines the best at what he does and what he does ain't pretty.
"What going on out here," Mike said as he emerged from the Brotherhood house in a robe, smoking a pipe. Betsy stumbled out all disheveled, a far away look plastered on her smiling face.
"Mike!" Todd said in shock. "What's going on?"
"Let's just say that I worked the "Vampire" out of Betsy." Mike said with a smile as he put his arm around her.
"Wow." Betsy said as she looked around. "Where am I?"
"This is an interesting development." Pietro quipped as the Brotherhood and X-Geeks walked into the Brotherhood house to formulate a battle plan.
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Inside
"So Betsy, you're not a vampire anymore?" Todd asked.
"Nope." Betsy said with a smile.
"Though she still like's to suck on things…" Mike muttered to Lance, who gave him a hi-five.
"So what do we do?" Blob asked as the group mulled over the question.
"We go out and hand Dracula his blood sucking ass!' Xavier shouted as he raised a fist in the air. "RABLE!" Soon the Brotherhood and X-Men were tearing through the town shouting RABLE over and over again, killing Vampires as they go. Eventually they came to Bayville High, where they saw Dracula standing in the window of the principles office.
"Let's go." Pietro said as our gathered slayers stormed into Bayville High to take on the Prince of Darkness.
"Take them Men!" Xavier shouted as he led the charge through Bayville high, beating Vampire minions down with his bible. A Vampire grabbed his chair however and flipped him over, causing him to fall on the ground. Xavier smacked the Vampire away, jabbed the bible between his teeth and crawled commando style across the floor, beating off more Vampires with the bible in his teeth.
"Oh yea. He's lost it." Toad quipped as the group watched Xavier face the Vampires alone.
"To much stress at the mansion…" Wolverine said as he winced as the Vampires began to stomp on Xavier. "Way to much stress…"
"Kitty's driving." Lancer said simply as Xavier laughed maniacally.
"Should we stop this?" Betsy asked.
"No. Let them work off steam, I mean they did all just die. That has got to suck." Mike said as the Vampires grabbed Xavier and started to use him as a battering ram against the wall.
"So I guess we go and deal with Dracula." Blob said.
"Go ahead kids, I'm going to kill more people before they turn back, that way, it's all nice and legal." Wolverine said as he ran outside the mansion.
"He is really starting to scare me." Mike quipped as Evan was grabbed by a Vampire and sucked dry.
"ONWARD!" Lance shouted as the Brotherhood left Evan and ran down the hallway.
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In Principle Kelly's office
"Leave me Igor." Dracula said to his hunchbacked little companion.
"YES!" Igor shouted as he grabbed a suitcase and bolted out the door.
"JUST FOR NOW YOU IDIOT!" Dracula shouted after him.
"Crud…" Igor said as he moped and walked away.
"Ladies, go and receive our guests…" Dracula said to his Lingerie models. The girls nodded and floated out of the room, to intercept the Brotherhood. "It begins…" Dracula said as he watched the chaos that Wolverine was causing outside. Dracula had never seen Vampires run for their lives before, but hey, there's always a first time for everything. "Soon I will own the world. And that idiot at Radio Shack said it would never happen. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Dracula laughed.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Vampires, Part VI: Hi there mister Prince of Darkness! The Brotherhood face off against Dracula. Pity him folks. He'll need it. Trust me.
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There you all go. I hope you liked it. Until next time true believers,
Descendent
Get ready for more comedic greatness and Simpson joke stealing!
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Xavier's Institute
"I am known as the evil blood sucking creature of the night." Dracula said as he stood before the gathered mutants, trench coat flaring.
"So you're a Republican?" Toad asked as he looked at Dracula.
"Todd." Lance moaned. "Its obvious that he's a lawyer okay?" Lance said as Dracula shook his head.
"Oh, for crying out loud..." The Prince of Darkness said. "I'm Dracula! Prince of Darkness! And I have my prizes." Dracula said as he referred to Wanda, Jean, Kitty and Rogue, who were all clinging to him. He ran a talon across his right cheek, creating a small cut that began to bleed.
"Normally I would congratulate you on getting some of the hottest tail in Bayville, but that's my sister." Pietro spat.
"I know." Dracula said as Wanda began sucking on his cheek, blood leaking from Dracula's cheek.
"Baby!" Todd shouted as Beast turned an odd pale color and vomited.
"But I find myself missing my young Asian conquest." Dracula said as he then let Kitty suck on his now bleeding cheek. Lance visibly grimaced and the ground shook slightly.
"No more of that." Dracula said as Lance bit his lip.
"Now where is the one you call Betsy…" Dracula asked as Jean took her turn on his cheek.
"Busy getting a visit from Doctor Omega." Blob said with a smile as he hi-fived Todd.
"Oh yea. He's hitting that booty." Todd crowed as Dracula became visibly irate.
"Then I will destroy this Omega and make her mine again." Dracula said as he then let Rogue suck on his cheek, and surprisingly she didn't drain him. (He's already dead.) "I will take my leave of you now, after I've had my dinner of course." Dracula said as he grabbed Kitty, who had a look of fear on her now bloody face. "I'll just have a quick drink my dear…"
"NO! Master!" Kitty shouted as Dracula was about to bury his fangs in her. A blast of energy slammed into the Prince of Darkness however, sending him flying.
"Over my dead body…" Lance snarled as his eyes turned white and held out his hand, which pulsed with seismic energy. He unleashed another blast that Dracula dodged with ease.
"That can be arranged." Dracula said irately, but then calmed himself down. "But for another time young one. I will have my way with the resident of Bayville first, and then I will regain Psylocke as my own. Good day." Dracula said as he turned to mist and drifted away.
"So what do we do now?" Beast shouted as the four girls followed their master out the window.
"We gotta warn Mike." Todd said the rest of the X-Geek ran into the room due to the commotion. After some quick explaining, everyone was up to speed on what was happening.
"Okay, it's agreed. Bobby and Ray will get rid of the bodies…" Wolverine said as he pointed to Cyclops and Roberto's dead corpses. "Storm will take the rest of the new kids and keep them in the danger room with Beast, they'll be safe there. Kurt will grab Forge and all the humans who are still friendly with us and warn them, and the rest of us will take out all the Vampires that are running amok."
"How do we know that there are other Vampires running amok?" Pietro asked as Wolverine turned on the news.
"This just in. WE'RE BEING OVER RUN BY VAMPIRES!! AHHHHHHHH SAVE YOURSELFS!!!!" The Newscaster shouted as a Vampire jumped on him and sucked him dry.
"That was fast." Evan quipped.
"Lets roll!" Lance shouted as the group of Vampire hunters ran outside, armed with stakes, holy water and bibles. There was no more garlic because Blob had eaten it all. Soon they where driving down the street, not stopping for anyone when suddenly, Principle Kelly flew in front of the jeep and bared his fangs. Lance gunned it, running Kelly over and killing him.
"Oh my God! You killed the Vampire Kelly!" Toad shouted as he looked at the mangled Corpse in the fading distance.
"Kelly was a Vampire?" Lance asked in disbelief as the jeep continued to the Brotherhood house, after running over several Bayville jocks who were or weren't Vampires. Frankly nobody in the jeep cared anyway. Finally they arrived at the Brotherhood house.
"Stay frosty people…" Lance said as he jumped out of the jeep brandishing a stake. Xavier wheeled himself over in commando gear, complete with the painted face.
"I can smell their fear…" Xavier said simply as he grinned and readied a bible.
"No. That's the bean curry Blob ate this morning." Toad said as he held his nose.
"Ew." Evan said as he stepped away from Blob and waved his hand around.
"Let's go people." Wolverine said, as he was about to open the door when suddenly a group of Vampires attacked our brave hero's. Xavier laughed manically as he wheeled into the group, brandishing his bible and laughing like a maniac as he slapped the Vampire group around like red headed stepchildren. Evan, Blob, and Pietro staked the vampires as Lance shot a super soaker full of holy water at them, melting them into nothing. Toad was waving a flamethrower around, setting the vamps on fire as he laughed maniacally. Wolverine… well… let's just say Wolverines the best at what he does and what he does ain't pretty.
"What going on out here," Mike said as he emerged from the Brotherhood house in a robe, smoking a pipe. Betsy stumbled out all disheveled, a far away look plastered on her smiling face.
"Mike!" Todd said in shock. "What's going on?"
"Let's just say that I worked the "Vampire" out of Betsy." Mike said with a smile as he put his arm around her.
"Wow." Betsy said as she looked around. "Where am I?"
"This is an interesting development." Pietro quipped as the Brotherhood and X-Geeks walked into the Brotherhood house to formulate a battle plan.
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Inside
"So Betsy, you're not a vampire anymore?" Todd asked.
"Nope." Betsy said with a smile.
"Though she still like's to suck on things…" Mike muttered to Lance, who gave him a hi-five.
"So what do we do?" Blob asked as the group mulled over the question.
"We go out and hand Dracula his blood sucking ass!' Xavier shouted as he raised a fist in the air. "RABLE!" Soon the Brotherhood and X-Men were tearing through the town shouting RABLE over and over again, killing Vampires as they go. Eventually they came to Bayville High, where they saw Dracula standing in the window of the principles office.
"Let's go." Pietro said as our gathered slayers stormed into Bayville High to take on the Prince of Darkness.
"Take them Men!" Xavier shouted as he led the charge through Bayville high, beating Vampire minions down with his bible. A Vampire grabbed his chair however and flipped him over, causing him to fall on the ground. Xavier smacked the Vampire away, jabbed the bible between his teeth and crawled commando style across the floor, beating off more Vampires with the bible in his teeth.
"Oh yea. He's lost it." Toad quipped as the group watched Xavier face the Vampires alone.
"To much stress at the mansion…" Wolverine said as he winced as the Vampires began to stomp on Xavier. "Way to much stress…"
"Kitty's driving." Lancer said simply as Xavier laughed maniacally.
"Should we stop this?" Betsy asked.
"No. Let them work off steam, I mean they did all just die. That has got to suck." Mike said as the Vampires grabbed Xavier and started to use him as a battering ram against the wall.
"So I guess we go and deal with Dracula." Blob said.
"Go ahead kids, I'm going to kill more people before they turn back, that way, it's all nice and legal." Wolverine said as he ran outside the mansion.
"He is really starting to scare me." Mike quipped as Evan was grabbed by a Vampire and sucked dry.
"ONWARD!" Lance shouted as the Brotherhood left Evan and ran down the hallway.
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In Principle Kelly's office
"Leave me Igor." Dracula said to his hunchbacked little companion.
"YES!" Igor shouted as he grabbed a suitcase and bolted out the door.
"JUST FOR NOW YOU IDIOT!" Dracula shouted after him.
"Crud…" Igor said as he moped and walked away.
"Ladies, go and receive our guests…" Dracula said to his Lingerie models. The girls nodded and floated out of the room, to intercept the Brotherhood. "It begins…" Dracula said as he watched the chaos that Wolverine was causing outside. Dracula had never seen Vampires run for their lives before, but hey, there's always a first time for everything. "Soon I will own the world. And that idiot at Radio Shack said it would never happen. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Dracula laughed.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Vampires, Part VI: Hi there mister Prince of Darkness! The Brotherhood face off against Dracula. Pity him folks. He'll need it. Trust me.
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There you all go. I hope you liked it. Until next time true believers,
Descendent