Brotherhood Evolution: Vampires, Part IV: Hi there Mister Prince of Darkness!
Well we come to the conclusion of this seasons four parter. I take it you all like it, so it wasn't a bad idea. I hope you all enjoy this chapter and its conclusion. Although I have to admit that the cheese is spread pretty thick, but hey, gotta keep the continuity going.
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Bayville High
"Maybe this wasn't the smartest idea we've had in a while…" Betsy said as she punched out a Vampire.
"Are you kidding?" Mike said as he grabbed Duncan. "This is the most fun I've had in a long time."
"Wait! I'm not a Vamp… (Thump) (Thump) (Thump)" Duncan began before Mike slammed his head into a locker repeatedly.
"Did he just say something?" Mike asked as Duncan's now limp form fell to the ground.
"Nope." Lance said as the Brotherhood ran down the hallway to Kelly's office.
"So what do we do when we come across the girls?" Lance asked as Blob gave another Vampire jock a Yokozuna.
"Give them the same treatment I gave Betsy I guess." Mike said simply as Betsy giggled. "I mean we don't know if killing Dracula will reverse the effects he has on the girls…"
"I got dibs on Wanda." Toad said suddenly.
"Big surprise there." Blob said simply. "I'll take care of Jean then." Blob said with a smile.
"I knew you still had a thing for her." Lance said with a chuckle.
"Like you still have a thing for Kitty." Pietro quipped.
"I have no clue what you're talking about." Lance said simply.
"Yea. Right." Toad said. "We all saw you attack Dracula when Kitty was in danger."
"That was reflexive." Lance said defensively.
"Right…" The Brotherhood all muttered.
"Who's gonna take care of Rogue then?" Lance asked as the Brotherhood all looked at Pietro.
"Crud…" Pietro muttered as he looked around for a means of escape. He found none.
"She's all yours Petey." Lance said with a smile.
"How about we kill Dracula first, then if the girls aren't turned back, we give them the "Mike" Treatment." Pietro said as he began to sweat.
"Sound's safe. Besides that way we won't have to worry about Wolverine hurting us." Blob said simply.
"Cool, I got my own treatment now." Mike said with a smile as Betsy blushed and smiled at him.
"Okay people. We're here." Lance said as the Brotherhood stopped outside of Principle Kelly's office. "Let's do this." Lance said as he kicked in the door and the Brotherhood entered wielding crosses and holy water.
"Where is he?" Toad asked as they stared into the blank office.
"Right here." Dracula said as he formed out of the mist that was on the ground.
"That's a neat trick…" Blob said as Dracula smiled at the mutants.
"Okay guys. Let's show him what we can do…" Mike said with a cruel smile.
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Across town
"And another one turns to dust…" Logan sang as he eviscerated another Vampire. "And another one dies and another one goes, another one turns to dust!" Logan sang as he continued to kill Vampires, a smile pasted on his face as the bodies piled up.
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Back at Bayville High
"YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!" Dracula shouted as he ran outside covered in makeup and wearing a dress.
"Wow. He's observant." Pietro quipped.
"Though we've done better work." Lance said as he looked over Dracula who was now tearing the dress off and wiping his makeup off.
"GAHHHH!!! I'LL EAT YOU ALIVE!!!" Dracula shouted as he flew towards the Brotherhood.
"That is also a neat trick…" Toad muttered as Mike picked up a metal pipe.
"Batter up…" Mike said with a sadistic smile as Dracula flew towards him.
"Crud…" The Prince of Darkness squeaked as he tried to stop his momentum. He didn't succeed in time.
(THUMP) "Wow. That got some distance…" Lance said as the Brotherhood stared at Dracula's departing form.
"So now what?" Betsy asked. "I mean we still have to deal with the girls…"
"Crud…" Pietro whimpered as the Brotherhood all snickered.
"I am going to murder you all with a hatchet…" The Brotherhood heard from behind them.
"Mystique?" Toad asked as the Brotherhood turned around to see a very irate Dracula storming towards them. "Dang… It's you again."
"There is a man who doesn't know when to give up." Betsy said as she shook her head.
"He don't know us very well, do he?" Todd said with a smile.
"I got an idea." Pietro said as he then got an evil glint in his eye. "Huddle!" Pietro shouted as the Brotherhood got into a huddle and started to whisper to themselves. Dracula stopped and stared at them. Todd poked his head out of the huddle, smiled at Dracula and laughed to himself as he poked his head back into the huddle. Dracula then began to sweat as he looked around nervously.
"Me thinks this town probably wasn't the best one to start off in…" Dracula said to himself as he began to back away.
"BREAK!" The Brotherhood shouted as they clapped their hands and got out of the huddle.
"Uh oh…" Dracula said as Mike and Lance ran off and returned with the Brotherhood's catapult. "This is going to hurt…" Dracula muttered as Toad hopped into the aiming seat and Mike loaded a flaming garbage can into the catapult.
"FIRE!" Toad shouted as he pulled the lever. The lever that controlled the ejector seat that is. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Toad screamed as he went through one of the windows, back into Bayville High.
"Okay, show of hands. Who saw that coming?" Lance asked as the Brotherhood raised all their hands.
"AHEM!" Dracula shouted. "Are we going to have our epic battle anytime soon?"
"Man, ain't he a bitch." Mike muttered as the Brotherhood faced the Prince of Darkness.
"Give us a second." Pietro scoffed as he turned back to the Brotherhood. "Okay. Any ideas?"
"Oh for crying out loud." Dracula muttered as he began tapping his foot on the ground.
"We're running out of ideas." Mike said as he looked over at the irate Dracula. "And the drama queen is getting pissy."
"What about Plan B?" Lance asked.
"ARE YOU MAD, MAN!?" Pietro shouted as he grabbed Lance and shook him. "We've never had to resort to plan B!"
"We're running out of idea's Petey." Betsy said. "I think its time to use it."
"My god, we're all doomed." Blob said as the Brotherhood nodded. Lance pulled out an envelope with a giant B on it and opened it.
"May god have mercy on our souls…" Lance said as he read the contents of the envelope.
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Inside of Bayville High
"I could have swore we fixed that lever… Now where am I?" Toad muttered as he stumbled around.
"Hello lover…" Toad turned around to see Wanda floating in the air in front of him.
"Wanda! Baby! I'm going to cure you!" Toad shouted as Wanda floated in front of him.
"And how are you going to do that…" Wanda moaned as she ran her hands over her body.
"Wow." Toad said as he watched Wanda feel herself up.
"So how are you going to save me lover?" Wanda asked seductively.
"She asked for it folks." Toad said as he faces you all and raises his eyebrows a few times. "Come here into the janitors closet and I'll show you…" Toad said with a huge smile as he dragged Wanda into the closet.
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Back Outside…
"MAKE IT STOP!!!" Dracula screamed as he covered his ears. "FOR THE LOVE ALL THINGS UNHOLY!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!"
"We know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves…and this is how it goes!!!" The Brotherhood sang loudly and out of tune over and over again, driving the Prince of Darkness mad.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Make it stop! Please!" Dracula pleaded. "I… CAN'T… TAKE IT… ANY…MORE!!! YAHHHHHHHHHHH" Dracula screamed as he grabbed a stake and drove it into himself. Within moments he turned to dust and blew away.
"We did it! We killed Dracula!" Betsy shouted as she jumped into the air.
"Technically, he killed himself." Lance pointed out.
"Eh, semantics." Betsy said simply. "But we did drive him to it, so we still score points.
"Man. I can't believe how easy that was. I mean it took twice as long to get Kelly to snap for the first time." Lance said.
"And it got a lot easier each time afterward." Pietro snickered.
"So what do we do now?" Blob asked.
"I guess we see if the people who were turned, turn back?" Lance said as Toad went flying threw the wall of Bayville High Past them.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Toad screamed as he flew by.
"Little buddy!" Mike shouted as he grabbed the projectile Toad and put him down. "What happened?
"I was busy "curing" Wanda when she suddenly regained her senses and became normal again…" Toad said in a funny voice.
"YOU WERE DOING WHAT WITH MY SISTER!" Pietro shouted as he tried to hit Toad, but Blob and Lance held him back.
"Todd. Where's Wanda now?" Betsy asked.
"I dunno…" Toad said in a funny voice.
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Bayville High, women's locker room…
"So dirty…" Wanda cried as she sat with her cloths on in the fetal position in the shower, rubbing bars of soap all over her body. "So dirty…"
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Back outside…
"I guess that's that…" Mike said as the Brotherhood looked around.
"I don't know." Lance said. "I mean with Summers dead, I really don't have an arch nemesis anymore."
"Dude." Pietro said as he put his arm around on Lance's shoulder. "It's Marvel. They'll find away to bring him back again. Watch." Pietro said with a smile.
"Don't you know it?" Wolverine said as he walked up to them covered in blood. "If I had a nickel for every person I've killed and then killed again when they came back I wouldn't need to live at the mansion and deal with those friggin kids." Wolverine said with a smile as he wiped the blood off of him.
"God bless screwing with the continuity." Betsy said with a smile as the Brotherhood began to walk back home.
*****Author's note: Due to continuity problems with this story, Cyclops and Roberto and all those who were killed in this work of Fanfiction will not be brought back to life. Thank you. ****
"My God…" Betsy said in shock as the Brotherhood's collective jaws hit the floor. "They're not going to bring them back?"
"Uh oh… I'm in trouble." Wolverine muttered as he looked around nervously. "I gotta go…to…um, Tahiti… Yea Tahiti. That's the ticket." Wolverine said as he took off down the street at a pace that put Pietro to shame.
"My god…" Mike said in shock. "EVRYTHING WE KNOW IS FALSE!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mike screamed as he took off after Wolverine with Lance and Betsy screaming in tow.
"THIS REALLY IS HELL!" Blob shouted. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Blob screamed as he shot out of bed, covered in sweat.
"Yo, Reverend, you cool?" Mike said as he opened Blob's door to see a sweating Blob. (Which really isn't a pretty sight)
"Yea. I'm okay…" Blob said simply. "I just had a really freaky nightmare."
"Care to talk about it?" Toad said as he poked his head into the room with Betsy and Pietro in tow.
"If you must pry…" Blob asked as he stretched out.
"We must, we must." Lance said as he and Wanda walked in.
"It was a really weird dream. And you were there, and you were there, and you were there." Blob said as he pointed to the Brotherhood members who all shared a sarcastic look. "Well anyhow, we were all fighting Vampires and taking on Dracula himself,"
"Very cool." Lance said, giving the thumbs up.
"Wanda was making out with Toad,"
"Dear god…" Wanda muttered as she turned a sick green color.
"YES!" Toad shouted.
"Betsy got railed really good by Mike,"
"Eh, What else is new?" Pietro quipped.
"Damn strait." Mike muttered causing Betsy to slap him in the back of the head. "Ow…"
"Wolverine went on a killing spree, and Summers got killed by Grey…"
"We all saw that coming." Mike quipped as he rubbed the back of his head.
"And Xavier went nuts."
"Once again, we all saw that coming." Pietro said as he smiled.
"So you okay man?" Toad asked as Blob got out of bed and got dressed.
"I'm cool. It was just a really weird dream…" Blob said as Wolverine burst through his wall wielding a chainsaw and a hockey mask.
"IT WASN'T NO DREAM, FATBOY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Wolverine cackled as he wielded the rusty chainsaw around like the madman he is.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The Brotherhood all shouted as they all passed out immediately.
"Ain't I a stinker?" Wolverine said with a smile as he walked out of the Brotherhood house chuckling to himself.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Fun with the Phone Book. The Brotherhood decide to relieve their boredom with the age-old method of Prank calls. Let the insanity continue…
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Well until next time true believers,
Descendent
Well we come to the conclusion of this seasons four parter. I take it you all like it, so it wasn't a bad idea. I hope you all enjoy this chapter and its conclusion. Although I have to admit that the cheese is spread pretty thick, but hey, gotta keep the continuity going.
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Bayville High
"Maybe this wasn't the smartest idea we've had in a while…" Betsy said as she punched out a Vampire.
"Are you kidding?" Mike said as he grabbed Duncan. "This is the most fun I've had in a long time."
"Wait! I'm not a Vamp… (Thump) (Thump) (Thump)" Duncan began before Mike slammed his head into a locker repeatedly.
"Did he just say something?" Mike asked as Duncan's now limp form fell to the ground.
"Nope." Lance said as the Brotherhood ran down the hallway to Kelly's office.
"So what do we do when we come across the girls?" Lance asked as Blob gave another Vampire jock a Yokozuna.
"Give them the same treatment I gave Betsy I guess." Mike said simply as Betsy giggled. "I mean we don't know if killing Dracula will reverse the effects he has on the girls…"
"I got dibs on Wanda." Toad said suddenly.
"Big surprise there." Blob said simply. "I'll take care of Jean then." Blob said with a smile.
"I knew you still had a thing for her." Lance said with a chuckle.
"Like you still have a thing for Kitty." Pietro quipped.
"I have no clue what you're talking about." Lance said simply.
"Yea. Right." Toad said. "We all saw you attack Dracula when Kitty was in danger."
"That was reflexive." Lance said defensively.
"Right…" The Brotherhood all muttered.
"Who's gonna take care of Rogue then?" Lance asked as the Brotherhood all looked at Pietro.
"Crud…" Pietro muttered as he looked around for a means of escape. He found none.
"She's all yours Petey." Lance said with a smile.
"How about we kill Dracula first, then if the girls aren't turned back, we give them the "Mike" Treatment." Pietro said as he began to sweat.
"Sound's safe. Besides that way we won't have to worry about Wolverine hurting us." Blob said simply.
"Cool, I got my own treatment now." Mike said with a smile as Betsy blushed and smiled at him.
"Okay people. We're here." Lance said as the Brotherhood stopped outside of Principle Kelly's office. "Let's do this." Lance said as he kicked in the door and the Brotherhood entered wielding crosses and holy water.
"Where is he?" Toad asked as they stared into the blank office.
"Right here." Dracula said as he formed out of the mist that was on the ground.
"That's a neat trick…" Blob said as Dracula smiled at the mutants.
"Okay guys. Let's show him what we can do…" Mike said with a cruel smile.
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Across town
"And another one turns to dust…" Logan sang as he eviscerated another Vampire. "And another one dies and another one goes, another one turns to dust!" Logan sang as he continued to kill Vampires, a smile pasted on his face as the bodies piled up.
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Back at Bayville High
"YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!" Dracula shouted as he ran outside covered in makeup and wearing a dress.
"Wow. He's observant." Pietro quipped.
"Though we've done better work." Lance said as he looked over Dracula who was now tearing the dress off and wiping his makeup off.
"GAHHHH!!! I'LL EAT YOU ALIVE!!!" Dracula shouted as he flew towards the Brotherhood.
"That is also a neat trick…" Toad muttered as Mike picked up a metal pipe.
"Batter up…" Mike said with a sadistic smile as Dracula flew towards him.
"Crud…" The Prince of Darkness squeaked as he tried to stop his momentum. He didn't succeed in time.
(THUMP) "Wow. That got some distance…" Lance said as the Brotherhood stared at Dracula's departing form.
"So now what?" Betsy asked. "I mean we still have to deal with the girls…"
"Crud…" Pietro whimpered as the Brotherhood all snickered.
"I am going to murder you all with a hatchet…" The Brotherhood heard from behind them.
"Mystique?" Toad asked as the Brotherhood turned around to see a very irate Dracula storming towards them. "Dang… It's you again."
"There is a man who doesn't know when to give up." Betsy said as she shook her head.
"He don't know us very well, do he?" Todd said with a smile.
"I got an idea." Pietro said as he then got an evil glint in his eye. "Huddle!" Pietro shouted as the Brotherhood got into a huddle and started to whisper to themselves. Dracula stopped and stared at them. Todd poked his head out of the huddle, smiled at Dracula and laughed to himself as he poked his head back into the huddle. Dracula then began to sweat as he looked around nervously.
"Me thinks this town probably wasn't the best one to start off in…" Dracula said to himself as he began to back away.
"BREAK!" The Brotherhood shouted as they clapped their hands and got out of the huddle.
"Uh oh…" Dracula said as Mike and Lance ran off and returned with the Brotherhood's catapult. "This is going to hurt…" Dracula muttered as Toad hopped into the aiming seat and Mike loaded a flaming garbage can into the catapult.
"FIRE!" Toad shouted as he pulled the lever. The lever that controlled the ejector seat that is. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Toad screamed as he went through one of the windows, back into Bayville High.
"Okay, show of hands. Who saw that coming?" Lance asked as the Brotherhood raised all their hands.
"AHEM!" Dracula shouted. "Are we going to have our epic battle anytime soon?"
"Man, ain't he a bitch." Mike muttered as the Brotherhood faced the Prince of Darkness.
"Give us a second." Pietro scoffed as he turned back to the Brotherhood. "Okay. Any ideas?"
"Oh for crying out loud." Dracula muttered as he began tapping his foot on the ground.
"We're running out of ideas." Mike said as he looked over at the irate Dracula. "And the drama queen is getting pissy."
"What about Plan B?" Lance asked.
"ARE YOU MAD, MAN!?" Pietro shouted as he grabbed Lance and shook him. "We've never had to resort to plan B!"
"We're running out of idea's Petey." Betsy said. "I think its time to use it."
"My god, we're all doomed." Blob said as the Brotherhood nodded. Lance pulled out an envelope with a giant B on it and opened it.
"May god have mercy on our souls…" Lance said as he read the contents of the envelope.
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Inside of Bayville High
"I could have swore we fixed that lever… Now where am I?" Toad muttered as he stumbled around.
"Hello lover…" Toad turned around to see Wanda floating in the air in front of him.
"Wanda! Baby! I'm going to cure you!" Toad shouted as Wanda floated in front of him.
"And how are you going to do that…" Wanda moaned as she ran her hands over her body.
"Wow." Toad said as he watched Wanda feel herself up.
"So how are you going to save me lover?" Wanda asked seductively.
"She asked for it folks." Toad said as he faces you all and raises his eyebrows a few times. "Come here into the janitors closet and I'll show you…" Toad said with a huge smile as he dragged Wanda into the closet.
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Back Outside…
"MAKE IT STOP!!!" Dracula screamed as he covered his ears. "FOR THE LOVE ALL THINGS UNHOLY!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!"
"We know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves…and this is how it goes!!!" The Brotherhood sang loudly and out of tune over and over again, driving the Prince of Darkness mad.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Make it stop! Please!" Dracula pleaded. "I… CAN'T… TAKE IT… ANY…MORE!!! YAHHHHHHHHHHH" Dracula screamed as he grabbed a stake and drove it into himself. Within moments he turned to dust and blew away.
"We did it! We killed Dracula!" Betsy shouted as she jumped into the air.
"Technically, he killed himself." Lance pointed out.
"Eh, semantics." Betsy said simply. "But we did drive him to it, so we still score points.
"Man. I can't believe how easy that was. I mean it took twice as long to get Kelly to snap for the first time." Lance said.
"And it got a lot easier each time afterward." Pietro snickered.
"So what do we do now?" Blob asked.
"I guess we see if the people who were turned, turn back?" Lance said as Toad went flying threw the wall of Bayville High Past them.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Toad screamed as he flew by.
"Little buddy!" Mike shouted as he grabbed the projectile Toad and put him down. "What happened?
"I was busy "curing" Wanda when she suddenly regained her senses and became normal again…" Toad said in a funny voice.
"YOU WERE DOING WHAT WITH MY SISTER!" Pietro shouted as he tried to hit Toad, but Blob and Lance held him back.
"Todd. Where's Wanda now?" Betsy asked.
"I dunno…" Toad said in a funny voice.
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Bayville High, women's locker room…
"So dirty…" Wanda cried as she sat with her cloths on in the fetal position in the shower, rubbing bars of soap all over her body. "So dirty…"
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Back outside…
"I guess that's that…" Mike said as the Brotherhood looked around.
"I don't know." Lance said. "I mean with Summers dead, I really don't have an arch nemesis anymore."
"Dude." Pietro said as he put his arm around on Lance's shoulder. "It's Marvel. They'll find away to bring him back again. Watch." Pietro said with a smile.
"Don't you know it?" Wolverine said as he walked up to them covered in blood. "If I had a nickel for every person I've killed and then killed again when they came back I wouldn't need to live at the mansion and deal with those friggin kids." Wolverine said with a smile as he wiped the blood off of him.
"God bless screwing with the continuity." Betsy said with a smile as the Brotherhood began to walk back home.
*****Author's note: Due to continuity problems with this story, Cyclops and Roberto and all those who were killed in this work of Fanfiction will not be brought back to life. Thank you. ****
"My God…" Betsy said in shock as the Brotherhood's collective jaws hit the floor. "They're not going to bring them back?"
"Uh oh… I'm in trouble." Wolverine muttered as he looked around nervously. "I gotta go…to…um, Tahiti… Yea Tahiti. That's the ticket." Wolverine said as he took off down the street at a pace that put Pietro to shame.
"My god…" Mike said in shock. "EVRYTHING WE KNOW IS FALSE!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mike screamed as he took off after Wolverine with Lance and Betsy screaming in tow.
"THIS REALLY IS HELL!" Blob shouted. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Blob screamed as he shot out of bed, covered in sweat.
"Yo, Reverend, you cool?" Mike said as he opened Blob's door to see a sweating Blob. (Which really isn't a pretty sight)
"Yea. I'm okay…" Blob said simply. "I just had a really freaky nightmare."
"Care to talk about it?" Toad said as he poked his head into the room with Betsy and Pietro in tow.
"If you must pry…" Blob asked as he stretched out.
"We must, we must." Lance said as he and Wanda walked in.
"It was a really weird dream. And you were there, and you were there, and you were there." Blob said as he pointed to the Brotherhood members who all shared a sarcastic look. "Well anyhow, we were all fighting Vampires and taking on Dracula himself,"
"Very cool." Lance said, giving the thumbs up.
"Wanda was making out with Toad,"
"Dear god…" Wanda muttered as she turned a sick green color.
"YES!" Toad shouted.
"Betsy got railed really good by Mike,"
"Eh, What else is new?" Pietro quipped.
"Damn strait." Mike muttered causing Betsy to slap him in the back of the head. "Ow…"
"Wolverine went on a killing spree, and Summers got killed by Grey…"
"We all saw that coming." Mike quipped as he rubbed the back of his head.
"And Xavier went nuts."
"Once again, we all saw that coming." Pietro said as he smiled.
"So you okay man?" Toad asked as Blob got out of bed and got dressed.
"I'm cool. It was just a really weird dream…" Blob said as Wolverine burst through his wall wielding a chainsaw and a hockey mask.
"IT WASN'T NO DREAM, FATBOY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Wolverine cackled as he wielded the rusty chainsaw around like the madman he is.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The Brotherhood all shouted as they all passed out immediately.
"Ain't I a stinker?" Wolverine said with a smile as he walked out of the Brotherhood house chuckling to himself.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Fun with the Phone Book. The Brotherhood decide to relieve their boredom with the age-old method of Prank calls. Let the insanity continue…
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Well until next time true believers,
Descendent