Brotherhood Evolution: Fun with the Phone Book
Well I know it's been a while, but I've been strapped with school and overall laziness. Hey, life's a bitch like that. So now ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"So what do you wanna do?" Toad asked as he and Blob sat with Mike and Lance in the living room.
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?" Mike asked back.
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I wanna have some peace and quiet!" Lance snapped as he held his head.
"Aw, did we hit a raw nerve?" Pietro said as he walked in the room with Wanda.
"Hey baby." Todd said with a smile.
"Don't touch me." Wanda snapped.
"Can do." Toad said as he smiled at her.
"So what do you wanna do?" Blob asked Mike.
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"Ah! Not this again!" Lance snapped as he started to bang his head on the wall.
"I have an idea!" Betsy said as she appeared out of the shadow on the floor.
"AHH!!!" Toad shouted as he fell back from where Betsy popped out.
"What?" Wanda asked as she began to file her nails.
"We spend some quality time with our friend mister phone book." Betsy said as she held up the large book.
"Hey, just what I was looking for…" Wanda said as Toad started to stare at her dreamily. Wanda grabbed the book and proceeded to smack Toad in the face with it.
"Ouch." Blob stated as he stared at the Toad shaped hole in the wall.
"I'll start us off." Pietro said as he picked up the phone. "Hello. This is general electric. Is your refrigerator running?"
"Please." Blob muttered. "How old can you get?"
"What? It's not? Well, um… Your welcome…" Pietro said bewilderedly as he hung up the phone. "That was unexpected."
"Give me that. I'll show you how it's done." Mike said as he grabbed the phone. "Let's see here… Ah here's a good one." Mike said as he picked up the phone and dialed a number. The Brotherhood picked up the other phone and listened in.
~ Hello? ~
"Hi. Is this Miss Sampson?" Mike said, taking an authorative tone.
~ Yes it is. ~
"This is detective Michaels with the Bayville county sheriff's office."
~ Okay. Is something wrong? ~ The women's voice sounded nervous.
"Well ma'am. We found your husband rendering the services of several underage prostitutes, while in position of fifty kilo's of hard-core heroin." Mike said as the Brotherhood held in their snickers.
~Oh… ~
"Ma'am?" Mike asked.
~ Click ~
"Yes! Another marriage fails because of me!" Mike shouted as he raised a hand in air in victory. "That makes ten Petey!' Mike said with a smile.
"Hey. I'm still in the contest. I do have six under my belt." Pietro said as he stuck his tongue out at Mike.
"Does it bother anyone else that that women might be committing suicide right now?" Betsy asked as the Brotherhood all stared at her.
"No." Wanda said.
"Nope." Lance added.
"Nada." Toad muttered.
"Not really, no." Pietro said.
"No skin off my back." Blob said.
"Na." Mike said as he hung up the phone.
"We're all going to hell aren't we?" Betsy asked.
"Yep. Pretty much." Lance said simply.
"It took you this long to figure out?" Toad asked simply.
Yes. Yes it did." Betsy said as she rubbed her temples. "So, who's up next?"
"I got one…" Lance said as he picked up the phone and dialed a number.
~ Hello? ~
"You don't know who I am but I know where you live… ~ Lance said in a corny voice over the phone.
~ Like, Lance! We do have, like, Caller ID. Remember? ~ Kitty's voice came over the phone.
"D'oh!" Lance shouted as he slammed the phone down.
"Real smooth Romeo…" Pietro snickered as the Brotherhood all giggled.
"I hate my life so much…" Lance muttered as he began to bang his head against the wall.
"Well this has been entertaining." Betsy said with a smile as the doorbell rang.
"Who's that?" Toad asked as the Brotherhood all stared at the door.
"Maybe it's the phone police?" Blob said nervously.
"Freddy, there's no such thing as the phone police." Mike said simply.
"I don't know. It could be them." Pietro said as Freddy began to sweat.
"Petey." Mike said as he shook his head. "There is no such thing as the phone police."
"I don't know. Given this day and age, there's probably police for everything." Wanda said as she scratched her chin.
"Sigh…." Mike muttered as he walked over and opened up the door. "Dear god no…" Mike said as the Brotherhood saw him turn dead white. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! RUN FOR IT!!!" Mike shouted as the Brotherhood all turned white as they saw whom it was.
"NO! I thought I got rid of you!" Lance shouted in horror.
"SATAN HAS RETURNED!!!" BLOB screamed as he ran into his room and locked the door.
"I take it you guys missed me…" Tabitha said with a smile as she dropped her bag off by the door and smiled at the remaining members of the Brotherhood.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: She's Back! Tabitha's back, and there is going to be hell to pay. That and lots and lots of gerbils. Millions of Gerbils. MWAHAHAHA!!!
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Well I hope it was worth the wait. And yes, things are going to get interesting. So very, very interesting. Later all,
Descendent
Well I know it's been a while, but I've been strapped with school and overall laziness. Hey, life's a bitch like that. So now ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"So what do you wanna do?" Toad asked as he and Blob sat with Mike and Lance in the living room.
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?" Mike asked back.
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I wanna have some peace and quiet!" Lance snapped as he held his head.
"Aw, did we hit a raw nerve?" Pietro said as he walked in the room with Wanda.
"Hey baby." Todd said with a smile.
"Don't touch me." Wanda snapped.
"Can do." Toad said as he smiled at her.
"So what do you wanna do?" Blob asked Mike.
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"Ah! Not this again!" Lance snapped as he started to bang his head on the wall.
"I have an idea!" Betsy said as she appeared out of the shadow on the floor.
"AHH!!!" Toad shouted as he fell back from where Betsy popped out.
"What?" Wanda asked as she began to file her nails.
"We spend some quality time with our friend mister phone book." Betsy said as she held up the large book.
"Hey, just what I was looking for…" Wanda said as Toad started to stare at her dreamily. Wanda grabbed the book and proceeded to smack Toad in the face with it.
"Ouch." Blob stated as he stared at the Toad shaped hole in the wall.
"I'll start us off." Pietro said as he picked up the phone. "Hello. This is general electric. Is your refrigerator running?"
"Please." Blob muttered. "How old can you get?"
"What? It's not? Well, um… Your welcome…" Pietro said bewilderedly as he hung up the phone. "That was unexpected."
"Give me that. I'll show you how it's done." Mike said as he grabbed the phone. "Let's see here… Ah here's a good one." Mike said as he picked up the phone and dialed a number. The Brotherhood picked up the other phone and listened in.
~ Hello? ~
"Hi. Is this Miss Sampson?" Mike said, taking an authorative tone.
~ Yes it is. ~
"This is detective Michaels with the Bayville county sheriff's office."
~ Okay. Is something wrong? ~ The women's voice sounded nervous.
"Well ma'am. We found your husband rendering the services of several underage prostitutes, while in position of fifty kilo's of hard-core heroin." Mike said as the Brotherhood held in their snickers.
~Oh… ~
"Ma'am?" Mike asked.
~ Click ~
"Yes! Another marriage fails because of me!" Mike shouted as he raised a hand in air in victory. "That makes ten Petey!' Mike said with a smile.
"Hey. I'm still in the contest. I do have six under my belt." Pietro said as he stuck his tongue out at Mike.
"Does it bother anyone else that that women might be committing suicide right now?" Betsy asked as the Brotherhood all stared at her.
"No." Wanda said.
"Nope." Lance added.
"Nada." Toad muttered.
"Not really, no." Pietro said.
"No skin off my back." Blob said.
"Na." Mike said as he hung up the phone.
"We're all going to hell aren't we?" Betsy asked.
"Yep. Pretty much." Lance said simply.
"It took you this long to figure out?" Toad asked simply.
Yes. Yes it did." Betsy said as she rubbed her temples. "So, who's up next?"
"I got one…" Lance said as he picked up the phone and dialed a number.
~ Hello? ~
"You don't know who I am but I know where you live… ~ Lance said in a corny voice over the phone.
~ Like, Lance! We do have, like, Caller ID. Remember? ~ Kitty's voice came over the phone.
"D'oh!" Lance shouted as he slammed the phone down.
"Real smooth Romeo…" Pietro snickered as the Brotherhood all giggled.
"I hate my life so much…" Lance muttered as he began to bang his head against the wall.
"Well this has been entertaining." Betsy said with a smile as the doorbell rang.
"Who's that?" Toad asked as the Brotherhood all stared at the door.
"Maybe it's the phone police?" Blob said nervously.
"Freddy, there's no such thing as the phone police." Mike said simply.
"I don't know. It could be them." Pietro said as Freddy began to sweat.
"Petey." Mike said as he shook his head. "There is no such thing as the phone police."
"I don't know. Given this day and age, there's probably police for everything." Wanda said as she scratched her chin.
"Sigh…." Mike muttered as he walked over and opened up the door. "Dear god no…" Mike said as the Brotherhood saw him turn dead white. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! RUN FOR IT!!!" Mike shouted as the Brotherhood all turned white as they saw whom it was.
"NO! I thought I got rid of you!" Lance shouted in horror.
"SATAN HAS RETURNED!!!" BLOB screamed as he ran into his room and locked the door.
"I take it you guys missed me…" Tabitha said with a smile as she dropped her bag off by the door and smiled at the remaining members of the Brotherhood.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: She's Back! Tabitha's back, and there is going to be hell to pay. That and lots and lots of gerbils. Millions of Gerbils. MWAHAHAHA!!!
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Well I hope it was worth the wait. And yes, things are going to get interesting. So very, very interesting. Later all,
Descendent