(A/N I couldn't think of anything so this is all from the top of my head..
Don't ask me where I came up with Monkey Loving Tad-poles)
"I hoid of it!" Mush smiled proud of himself.
Blink looked over at Mush with a blank look on his face, "Where da Monkey Loving Tad-polesdid did you hear 'bout dat stupid school, Mush"
Mush was quiet for a minute then finally tried to answer. "Um. Internet?"
Spot hit Mush over the head, "Ya Bonehead! Internet hasn' been invented yet!"
"Besides! You've never used it before!" Blink added on.
"I have too! Once! When you and Spot were playin' 'round wit' dem goils I went to the Library and went onta da internet. I was lookin' at sites with color pictures!" Mush smiled.
"Right, colored pictured." Hunters laughed, joining the conversation.
Blink, Spot, and Mush all looked at Hunters.
"What?" Hunters asked.
"Dey had left colored pictures too!" Mush clapped his hands.
Spot hit Mush over the head, "Dat ain't what he ment, Bonehead."
"Dey do have colored pictures in the future, Hunts!" Blink looked at him thinking to himself 'why doesn't anyone ever believe us!'
"Sure they do! And machines fly!" Hunters laughed to himself.
Spot looked at Blink for a minutes then at Hunters "Well. dey do 'ave airplanes.."
Hunters looked at them blankly.
"What does any of dis 'ave ta do wit West Point?" Jack finally cut in.
"Whose talkin' 'bout West Point?" Mush questioned Jack.
"We were! You were! Dave was! I dunno anymore!" Les said beginning to cry.
"Hey, Les, don't worry, everyone gets confused sometimes." Blink says patting him on the back.
"Says who?" Spot glared at Blink.
"Hey, ya got pretty confused when dat gorl in 1984 told ya she was a guy!" Blink laughed.
"Don' talk 'bout dat, Blink!" Spot tried to look tough.
"Or what?" Blink smirk.
"I'll soak ya!!" Spot jumped on Blink, making him fall to the floor, and started to throw punches at him.
"Guess ya don' wanna go to da future no more!" Blink said as he tried to push Spot off of him.
"I never said that.." Spot said pushing himself off Blink.
"You acted like you didn'!" Blink said pulling himself off of the dirty floor.
*THUD*
"What does this all gots ta do wit West Point?" Jack cut in again.
"Who was talkin' bout Dat school?" Mush looked up at Jack.
David rolled his eyes. "Why don't you go put yourself back into that box."
Mush shook his head, "Nu-uh, to cramped in dare. Besides I neva liked flyin' ta begin wit'."
"Then why da Monkey Loving Tad-poles did ya wanna go da foist time, Mush?" Blink looked down at him. "And why da Monkey Loving Tad-poles are you sitting on that dirty floor!"
Mush put his hands over his ears, "To meny questions at once!"
Spot rolled his eyes, "Okay, Why did ya wanna go da foist time, Mush?"
Mush looked up at Spot, "Go where Spot?"
"Flyin' ya bone head!" Spot hit Mush over the head.
"Oh, cause it seemed like fun! But I think there was a lot of asteroids cause it was a bumpy ride.." Mush smiled.
"Then why did you go the second time??" Blink looked at Spot then at Mush.
"Oh, cause I forgot I went the foist time." Mush looked up at them.
"Okay, Mush, I have one more question." Blink said trying not to confuse Mush.
"Okay!" Mush smiled up at him.
"Why da Monkey Loving Tad-poles are you sitting on da dirty Monkey Loving Tad-poles floor?" Blink asked.
"Oh. I fell a little while ago. I just didn't want to get up." Mush said stretching his arms over his head.
"So that's what that thud was earlier." David said to himself.
"Um.. Blink lets stop asking Mush questions now. I'm starting to get confused." Spot said looking down at Mush who was no spinning himself around.
"Right.." Blink turned around and looked at Hunters who was writing something down onto a piece of paper. "What da Monkey Loving Tad-poles are ya doin'?"
Hunters looked up at him, "This will make a great article for my humor page."
"What will?" Racetrack said coming out of the bathroom.
"Hey, Race!" Mush yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Mush, you don't need to yell, he can hear you fine." Jack said as Mush pulled himself under a table.
"Um. hi Mush." Race said zipping up his pants.
"I have a couple of questions for you, Race." Blink looked blankly at Racetrack.
"Alrigh, hit me." Racetrack said pulling out his card and starting to shuffle them.
"First, how did you get into the bathroom, there ain't no windows.." Blink said.
"I used the door.."
"But. you were. the tracks. never mind. Okay second question." Blink looked at Race who was now setting up a game of solitaire, "Why da Monkey Loving Tad-poles did ya come outta the goils bathroom?" The whole room broke out into laughter. That is everyone but Mush, who was strealing card from Race's deck when he wasn't looking, and sneaking them into Blink's pocket.
Race shrugged, "Boys bathroom was full."
"Whose in there? The café's closed!" Jack said hitting Mush's hand as he tried to stick a card into his pocket.
"Oh, some people I invited in, ya know, Itey, Swifty, Snitch, and others, ya know?" Race said, "I thought this was my deck with none of the cards missing." Mush began to laugh from under the table, But Race didn't think much about it since Mush has been giggling to himself for quite some time now.
A flush came from the bathroom along with laughs as Snipeshooter came walking out of the the boys bathroom, not the girls.
"Your hairs wet, Snipester." Mush laughed, Blink looked down at him as he finally noticed him trying to stuff another card into his pocket. Mush smiled and put the card back in Racetracks pile.
"I know!" Snipeshooter looked like he was about to cry as he left through the café door.
Itey, Swifty, Snitch, and Skittery came out of the bathroom laughing as they walked up to Hunters. "Here ya go, Hunters, our article we told ya we'd give ya, 'life inside the toilet." Skittery smile as handed the paper to him.
"What did you do to that poor kid?" Hunters said taking the semi-wet paper.
Itey smiled, "He helped us write the article!"
"Ya, He helped us a lot wit it, right Snitch?" Swifty smiled at Snitch.
"Ya, a lot!" Snitch said drying his hands on a near by napkin.
"Ya really should leave da kid alone, ya know that?" Jack said looking out the window at the kid trying to dry his curly hair in the sun.
"What do you mean?" Snitch asked.
"Ya, that's only the fourth time this week!" Skittery said then the four of them burst out in laughter.
Snipeshooter came in and gave Hunter a piece of paper with writing on it and before Hunters could give him money he left again.
"What does it say Hunt?" Jack asked grabbing the paper and reading it out loud,
" The Truth of Four Boys "
"Sound dang Monkey Loving Tad-poles interesting, eh, boys?" Blink smirked at Skittery, Itey, Snitch, and Swifty. "Keep reading, Jack."
"My name is Snipeshooter. I am here to report four News Boys of the New York World, and some of there darkest secrets. The first boy goes by the
name Skittery."
Skittery swallowed.
"Though Skittery looks sweat and innocent you shouldn't let his looks deceive you. Skittery has a love for pick pocketing and for himself. Yes you read right, our young Skittery is In love with himself. Ever since he first saw himself in a mirror at the age or fourteen. Once I even saw him
licking a mirror!"
"That ain't true!!" Skittery yelled. Everyone laughed.
"Skittery also has a love for sitting by the street and making fun of
everyone who passes. Including some of his best friends."
Everyone looked at Skittery.
"It ain't true I swear!" Skittery tried not to say much more.
Jack started again:
"Our next victim, er I mean, young Newsboy is called Swifty, not just
because how fast he, but also how swift he is covering up his love for makeup. It's Ture! He has a deep love for dressing up and trying to look like a girl. I over heard him once telling his friend Skittery, the same Skittery whom is in love with himself, that his favorite shade of lipstick
was a dark shining red."
"I Like It on Girls!" Swifty yelled when everyone looked at him.
"He also has a deep love for eye liner, though he tells people it is natural that he has black lines around his eyes, I have seen him putting it on after washing his face. You can usually see him with it on, but it takes talent to see him putting I on. And taking it off before he goes to sleep. He will stay up late till he thinks every one is asleep, and take it off. Wake it up when he thinks everyone is still sleeping, and put it on. You can also see him in dresses when no one is around but me, I am hiding in
Blink's bed."
Swifty tightened his fists.
"Next is Itey, our little Itey is found to be gay."
Snitch laughed, "Itey, I didn't know you were gay!"
Itey hit him over the head, "That's cause I'm not!
"Our Itey is gay with our next Newsboy Snitch. I have seen them together
quite a lot lately. They have been seen selling there papes together, sleeping together in the same bed, and even giving each other the look. I have only seen them kiss once. But it was one that it worth a lot more to
them then five kisses."
"What the Monkey Loving Tad-poles is this kid smoking!!" Snitch yelled.
"OH! Can I guess?" Race smiled putting a red five on top of a black six . "Bet ya a buck that he's smoking toilet bowl cleaner!"
"Oh.ya." Itey said looking at his friends.
"Don't look at me like that you gay Monkey Loving Tad-pole!" Swifty yelled at Itey.
"Ise not gay? Youse da one that wears Monkey Loving Tad-pole makeup!" Itey yelled throwing a punch at Swifty.
"Shut da Monkey Loving Tad-poles up! Both of uses! This ain't true and We knows it!" Blink said pulling them apart.
"Well. maybe not da Swifty and da eye liner t'ing." Mush smiled.
Swifty gave him a evil glare. "Why you Monkey Loving Tad-Poles!"
"Look jist forget bout it, all of youse. 'ight?" Blink said now trying to keep Swifty off of Mush. "And stop using my Monkey Loving Tad-pole word!"
"Sorry man." Swifty said pulling Blink off of him.
"I WON!" Race yelled. "It's only me third time playing dis game taday and I won!" Race looked at Blink, "T'anks for da extra cards, I haveta find the rest of mine."
Mush laughed to himself.
"Whats so funny?" Race looked down at the boy who has been sitting on the dirty floor for a while now.
"Ise took them cards from your pile and puts dem into Blinks pocket!" Mush fell onto his back and started kicking his feet as he laughed.
"You Dirty Rotten Monkey Loving Tad-poles!" Race said jumping onto him as he shoved him into the box. "Blink give some of dat Duct tape here."
"Only if you Monkey Loving Tad-poles swear not to use me Monkey Loving Tad- poles word!" Blink said frustrated.
Race nodded, "Alright."
Blink gave him the Duct tape, but not forgetting to say, "Duct Tape, fixes everything!"
"YAY! I GET TO GO FLYING! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO FLYING!" Mush yelled from inside the box.
"Anyone in for a game of kick the box?" Spot smirked.
"I hoid of it!" Mush smiled proud of himself.
Blink looked over at Mush with a blank look on his face, "Where da Monkey Loving Tad-polesdid did you hear 'bout dat stupid school, Mush"
Mush was quiet for a minute then finally tried to answer. "Um. Internet?"
Spot hit Mush over the head, "Ya Bonehead! Internet hasn' been invented yet!"
"Besides! You've never used it before!" Blink added on.
"I have too! Once! When you and Spot were playin' 'round wit' dem goils I went to the Library and went onta da internet. I was lookin' at sites with color pictures!" Mush smiled.
"Right, colored pictured." Hunters laughed, joining the conversation.
Blink, Spot, and Mush all looked at Hunters.
"What?" Hunters asked.
"Dey had left colored pictures too!" Mush clapped his hands.
Spot hit Mush over the head, "Dat ain't what he ment, Bonehead."
"Dey do have colored pictures in the future, Hunts!" Blink looked at him thinking to himself 'why doesn't anyone ever believe us!'
"Sure they do! And machines fly!" Hunters laughed to himself.
Spot looked at Blink for a minutes then at Hunters "Well. dey do 'ave airplanes.."
Hunters looked at them blankly.
"What does any of dis 'ave ta do wit West Point?" Jack finally cut in.
"Whose talkin' 'bout West Point?" Mush questioned Jack.
"We were! You were! Dave was! I dunno anymore!" Les said beginning to cry.
"Hey, Les, don't worry, everyone gets confused sometimes." Blink says patting him on the back.
"Says who?" Spot glared at Blink.
"Hey, ya got pretty confused when dat gorl in 1984 told ya she was a guy!" Blink laughed.
"Don' talk 'bout dat, Blink!" Spot tried to look tough.
"Or what?" Blink smirk.
"I'll soak ya!!" Spot jumped on Blink, making him fall to the floor, and started to throw punches at him.
"Guess ya don' wanna go to da future no more!" Blink said as he tried to push Spot off of him.
"I never said that.." Spot said pushing himself off Blink.
"You acted like you didn'!" Blink said pulling himself off of the dirty floor.
*THUD*
"What does this all gots ta do wit West Point?" Jack cut in again.
"Who was talkin' bout Dat school?" Mush looked up at Jack.
David rolled his eyes. "Why don't you go put yourself back into that box."
Mush shook his head, "Nu-uh, to cramped in dare. Besides I neva liked flyin' ta begin wit'."
"Then why da Monkey Loving Tad-poles did ya wanna go da foist time, Mush?" Blink looked down at him. "And why da Monkey Loving Tad-poles are you sitting on that dirty floor!"
Mush put his hands over his ears, "To meny questions at once!"
Spot rolled his eyes, "Okay, Why did ya wanna go da foist time, Mush?"
Mush looked up at Spot, "Go where Spot?"
"Flyin' ya bone head!" Spot hit Mush over the head.
"Oh, cause it seemed like fun! But I think there was a lot of asteroids cause it was a bumpy ride.." Mush smiled.
"Then why did you go the second time??" Blink looked at Spot then at Mush.
"Oh, cause I forgot I went the foist time." Mush looked up at them.
"Okay, Mush, I have one more question." Blink said trying not to confuse Mush.
"Okay!" Mush smiled up at him.
"Why da Monkey Loving Tad-poles are you sitting on da dirty Monkey Loving Tad-poles floor?" Blink asked.
"Oh. I fell a little while ago. I just didn't want to get up." Mush said stretching his arms over his head.
"So that's what that thud was earlier." David said to himself.
"Um.. Blink lets stop asking Mush questions now. I'm starting to get confused." Spot said looking down at Mush who was no spinning himself around.
"Right.." Blink turned around and looked at Hunters who was writing something down onto a piece of paper. "What da Monkey Loving Tad-poles are ya doin'?"
Hunters looked up at him, "This will make a great article for my humor page."
"What will?" Racetrack said coming out of the bathroom.
"Hey, Race!" Mush yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Mush, you don't need to yell, he can hear you fine." Jack said as Mush pulled himself under a table.
"Um. hi Mush." Race said zipping up his pants.
"I have a couple of questions for you, Race." Blink looked blankly at Racetrack.
"Alrigh, hit me." Racetrack said pulling out his card and starting to shuffle them.
"First, how did you get into the bathroom, there ain't no windows.." Blink said.
"I used the door.."
"But. you were. the tracks. never mind. Okay second question." Blink looked at Race who was now setting up a game of solitaire, "Why da Monkey Loving Tad-poles did ya come outta the goils bathroom?" The whole room broke out into laughter. That is everyone but Mush, who was strealing card from Race's deck when he wasn't looking, and sneaking them into Blink's pocket.
Race shrugged, "Boys bathroom was full."
"Whose in there? The café's closed!" Jack said hitting Mush's hand as he tried to stick a card into his pocket.
"Oh, some people I invited in, ya know, Itey, Swifty, Snitch, and others, ya know?" Race said, "I thought this was my deck with none of the cards missing." Mush began to laugh from under the table, But Race didn't think much about it since Mush has been giggling to himself for quite some time now.
A flush came from the bathroom along with laughs as Snipeshooter came walking out of the the boys bathroom, not the girls.
"Your hairs wet, Snipester." Mush laughed, Blink looked down at him as he finally noticed him trying to stuff another card into his pocket. Mush smiled and put the card back in Racetracks pile.
"I know!" Snipeshooter looked like he was about to cry as he left through the café door.
Itey, Swifty, Snitch, and Skittery came out of the bathroom laughing as they walked up to Hunters. "Here ya go, Hunters, our article we told ya we'd give ya, 'life inside the toilet." Skittery smile as handed the paper to him.
"What did you do to that poor kid?" Hunters said taking the semi-wet paper.
Itey smiled, "He helped us write the article!"
"Ya, He helped us a lot wit it, right Snitch?" Swifty smiled at Snitch.
"Ya, a lot!" Snitch said drying his hands on a near by napkin.
"Ya really should leave da kid alone, ya know that?" Jack said looking out the window at the kid trying to dry his curly hair in the sun.
"What do you mean?" Snitch asked.
"Ya, that's only the fourth time this week!" Skittery said then the four of them burst out in laughter.
Snipeshooter came in and gave Hunter a piece of paper with writing on it and before Hunters could give him money he left again.
"What does it say Hunt?" Jack asked grabbing the paper and reading it out loud,
" The Truth of Four Boys "
"Sound dang Monkey Loving Tad-poles interesting, eh, boys?" Blink smirked at Skittery, Itey, Snitch, and Swifty. "Keep reading, Jack."
"My name is Snipeshooter. I am here to report four News Boys of the New York World, and some of there darkest secrets. The first boy goes by the
name Skittery."
Skittery swallowed.
"Though Skittery looks sweat and innocent you shouldn't let his looks deceive you. Skittery has a love for pick pocketing and for himself. Yes you read right, our young Skittery is In love with himself. Ever since he first saw himself in a mirror at the age or fourteen. Once I even saw him
licking a mirror!"
"That ain't true!!" Skittery yelled. Everyone laughed.
"Skittery also has a love for sitting by the street and making fun of
everyone who passes. Including some of his best friends."
Everyone looked at Skittery.
"It ain't true I swear!" Skittery tried not to say much more.
Jack started again:
"Our next victim, er I mean, young Newsboy is called Swifty, not just
because how fast he, but also how swift he is covering up his love for makeup. It's Ture! He has a deep love for dressing up and trying to look like a girl. I over heard him once telling his friend Skittery, the same Skittery whom is in love with himself, that his favorite shade of lipstick
was a dark shining red."
"I Like It on Girls!" Swifty yelled when everyone looked at him.
"He also has a deep love for eye liner, though he tells people it is natural that he has black lines around his eyes, I have seen him putting it on after washing his face. You can usually see him with it on, but it takes talent to see him putting I on. And taking it off before he goes to sleep. He will stay up late till he thinks every one is asleep, and take it off. Wake it up when he thinks everyone is still sleeping, and put it on. You can also see him in dresses when no one is around but me, I am hiding in
Blink's bed."
Swifty tightened his fists.
"Next is Itey, our little Itey is found to be gay."
Snitch laughed, "Itey, I didn't know you were gay!"
Itey hit him over the head, "That's cause I'm not!
"Our Itey is gay with our next Newsboy Snitch. I have seen them together
quite a lot lately. They have been seen selling there papes together, sleeping together in the same bed, and even giving each other the look. I have only seen them kiss once. But it was one that it worth a lot more to
them then five kisses."
"What the Monkey Loving Tad-poles is this kid smoking!!" Snitch yelled.
"OH! Can I guess?" Race smiled putting a red five on top of a black six . "Bet ya a buck that he's smoking toilet bowl cleaner!"
"Oh.ya." Itey said looking at his friends.
"Don't look at me like that you gay Monkey Loving Tad-pole!" Swifty yelled at Itey.
"Ise not gay? Youse da one that wears Monkey Loving Tad-pole makeup!" Itey yelled throwing a punch at Swifty.
"Shut da Monkey Loving Tad-poles up! Both of uses! This ain't true and We knows it!" Blink said pulling them apart.
"Well. maybe not da Swifty and da eye liner t'ing." Mush smiled.
Swifty gave him a evil glare. "Why you Monkey Loving Tad-Poles!"
"Look jist forget bout it, all of youse. 'ight?" Blink said now trying to keep Swifty off of Mush. "And stop using my Monkey Loving Tad-pole word!"
"Sorry man." Swifty said pulling Blink off of him.
"I WON!" Race yelled. "It's only me third time playing dis game taday and I won!" Race looked at Blink, "T'anks for da extra cards, I haveta find the rest of mine."
Mush laughed to himself.
"Whats so funny?" Race looked down at the boy who has been sitting on the dirty floor for a while now.
"Ise took them cards from your pile and puts dem into Blinks pocket!" Mush fell onto his back and started kicking his feet as he laughed.
"You Dirty Rotten Monkey Loving Tad-poles!" Race said jumping onto him as he shoved him into the box. "Blink give some of dat Duct tape here."
"Only if you Monkey Loving Tad-poles swear not to use me Monkey Loving Tad- poles word!" Blink said frustrated.
Race nodded, "Alright."
Blink gave him the Duct tape, but not forgetting to say, "Duct Tape, fixes everything!"
"YAY! I GET TO GO FLYING! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO FLYING!" Mush yelled from inside the box.
"Anyone in for a game of kick the box?" Spot smirked.