Brotherhood Evolution: Ten things Remy hates about you
Well B-Hood evolution will now resume its course, with hilarious hi-jinks and my own twisted take on the episodes… ONCE THEY START UP AGAIN THOUGH! Anyhow, enjoy something new to everyone…REMY TORTURE! But first…
I've noticed a few things in my reviews that I felt I needed to address, just because my mind works weird like that. First of all, I don't hate Pietro. If you look carefully, I've been turning Pietro back into the lovable speed freak that we all love, before he became an ass. Secondly, Gambits only power is his ability to turn potential energy, into kinetic energy with a mere touch. A lot of people believe he has a "Charm power" This is untrue. He just happens to be well schooled in the way of Women, thus he knows the fastest way to their hearts. This is just for all those who didn't know and thought differently. Its no biggie, I just think you should all know. And if you got a problem, just e-mail me and we'll talk it out. 'Kay? Now on with the show
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"I can't take it anymore!" Gambit shouted as he dove outside, avoiding getting blown up by one of Boom-Boom's time bombs.
"I think you missed." Wanda said as Betsy put the golf club over her shoulder. The girls were all wearing golfing attires.
"Hmmm. Too much slice…" Betsy muttered. "Give me another one Tabs. Let's try this again." Betsy said as Tabitha created another time bomb and put it before Betsy. "FORE!" Betsy shouted as she used the golf club to smack the time bomb towards Gambit.
"Oui!" Gambit shouted as he back flipped away from the bomb and ran back inside the house and upstairs. "Dis not be what Gambit have in mind when he take dis assignment…" Remy muttered as he looked around for a means of escape.
"Hey Cajun." Gambit turned to see Omega walking towards him.
"What do you want Homme?" Gambit asked as he wiped the sweat off of his face.
"Do you know where Betsy is?" Mike asked simply as he pulled his hair into its ponytail.
"She be downstairs. She and de other wenches tried to kill Remy." Gambit said as he looked around nervously.
"Man. They started without me?" Mike asked as he went downstairs muttering to himself. 'I have got to get up earlier…"
"Gambit not be safe here at dis place anymore." Remy said as he saw Toad standing at the end of the hallway, just staring at him with a smile.
"What do you want?" Gambit spat. No answer as Toad just smirked at him, not moving. "Remy getting annoyed. What do you want?" Gambit shouted.
"I wanna play." Toad said simply.
"Where da fat one. He play with you." Gambit said simply, getting slightly nervous.
"I already played with him. Now I wanna play with you." Toad said as he smiled even bigger.
"Okay. Dat really freak out Remy." Gambit said as he backed away slowly from the frog boy and looked for a means of escape. He opened the closest door to him and millions of Gerbils fell onto him, burying him alive. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Gambit screamed as he was buried in the wall of little furry creatures. (Told you I would eventually use the millions of Gerbils…) "Dis not happening!" Gambit shouted as he clawed his way out of them.
"See Freddy. I told you that Milroy was a female and Hermes was a male." Pietro said as he and Blob walked by.
"Sorry, I thought they were both male." Blob said simply. "Oh well, At least we can use these little guys to torture Kelly some more." Blob said as he picked up a hamster and smiled.
"Remy going to be sick…" Gambit said as he wiped Gerbil crap off of himself. "You all be crazy in da head many times over…" Gambit said as he passed out.
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Somewhere else
"So what's the verdict?" Lance asked, as Xorn and Lifeguard looked him over.
"Give it a few more days before you go back…" Lifeguard said as she removed her plastic gloves.
"Your body is healed, but it's still tired from all the physical training." Xorn said simply as he walked out.
"You know, I can think of a few ways to relieve stress…" Lifeguard said with smile as she raised an eyebrow seductively.
"No thanks." Lance said simply. "I've had my share of brunettes for a long time." Lance said as he walked out of the room.
"Damn. Oh well, Pietro will be stopping by soon to pick Lance. I'll just have to play doctor with him…" Lifeguard said as she smiled and walked out after Lance.
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Back at the Hood house
"I HATE DIS PLACE!!!" Gambit shouted. "And here be why!" Gambit shouted as he looked like he was going to snap. The Brotherhood all stared at him as he began his rant.
"I hate de slime I find all over de place, especially in Remy's nuddies!" Gambit shouted as he lifted his slimed Porno magazines.
"You really shouldn't read those. It's degrading to women." Toad said simply.
"Yes. Degrading…" Pietro said zombie-like as he flipped through one of the ruined magazines.
"Den dere be da constant attempts on Remy's life!" Gambit shouted as a hatchet whizzed by his head.
"Sorry." Mike said sheepishly. "Go on…"
"Den dere be da fact dat dere is no food in dis place." Gambit said as his stomach growled.
"What?" Blob asked as everyone looked at him.
"Dere also is da fact dat dere be no privacy here!"
"So I walked in on you in the shower a couple times. And believe me, it was no big deal." Tabitha said as she filed her nails.
"Ooooohhhhh!" All the Brotherhood hooted, as Gambit turned red.
"I really hate you… And den dere be the fact that Remy woke up with green hair." Gambit said as he pointed to his mop of hair, which was now green.
"We were out of neon pink." Pietro said simply.
"Dat not da friggin point!" Gambit shouted. "Dere also da fact that Remy woke up with dis in his bed." Gambit shouted as he pulled out a horse head and tossed to towards Wanda.
"Hey, I'm not that twisted." Wanda said as the Brotherhood all stared at her. "Okay. So maybe I am."
"Remy has been buried in Gerbils and other small animals, and dat was really freaky…"
"Please, we've done worse to Kelly." Toad said nonchalantly.
"Remy also got a big problem with da burning o' his cards…" Gambit said a she held up a deck of cards and turned it upside down, causing ashes to fall out.
"That was actually Pyro's doing. He came over for a barbecue." Pietro said simply.
"What did you Barbecue? Dere be no food in dis place."
"We barbecued your cards of course. Sheeesh." Fred said simply.
"Remy also hate dat little ting…" Gambit said as he pointed at Boris, the Brotherhood rat who looked at him cockeyed
"Rat!" Betsy shouted as she shadow walked away.
"Not again…" Mike muttered as he walked upstairs.
"But most of all, Remy hate all o' you. You all be crazy!" Gambit said as he pointed at the Brotherhood.
"Technically, only one of us is Crazy." Pietro said simply as he pointed at Wanda under his arm while mouthing 'her' to Gambit.
"Dat it! Gambit be out o' here!" Gambit shouted as he stormed outside.
"You know. I like him" Mike said as he came downstairs with Betsy.
"Yep I think we'll keep him." Toad said with a smile.
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The Park
"Does freaks be crazy…" Gambit said as he walked throughout the park. "Remy must have long talk with da man when he gets back." Gambit said as he turned the corner. "YOU!" Gambit shouted in shock when he saw who was there.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Queen of Hearts. Who does Gambit meet in the Park? Tune in next time to see what most fans have been waiting for, for a long time.
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Well, I hope you all like it, and tune in next time for more fun and the return of Lance to the Brotherhood. Later all,
Descendent
Well B-Hood evolution will now resume its course, with hilarious hi-jinks and my own twisted take on the episodes… ONCE THEY START UP AGAIN THOUGH! Anyhow, enjoy something new to everyone…REMY TORTURE! But first…
I've noticed a few things in my reviews that I felt I needed to address, just because my mind works weird like that. First of all, I don't hate Pietro. If you look carefully, I've been turning Pietro back into the lovable speed freak that we all love, before he became an ass. Secondly, Gambits only power is his ability to turn potential energy, into kinetic energy with a mere touch. A lot of people believe he has a "Charm power" This is untrue. He just happens to be well schooled in the way of Women, thus he knows the fastest way to their hearts. This is just for all those who didn't know and thought differently. Its no biggie, I just think you should all know. And if you got a problem, just e-mail me and we'll talk it out. 'Kay? Now on with the show
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"I can't take it anymore!" Gambit shouted as he dove outside, avoiding getting blown up by one of Boom-Boom's time bombs.
"I think you missed." Wanda said as Betsy put the golf club over her shoulder. The girls were all wearing golfing attires.
"Hmmm. Too much slice…" Betsy muttered. "Give me another one Tabs. Let's try this again." Betsy said as Tabitha created another time bomb and put it before Betsy. "FORE!" Betsy shouted as she used the golf club to smack the time bomb towards Gambit.
"Oui!" Gambit shouted as he back flipped away from the bomb and ran back inside the house and upstairs. "Dis not be what Gambit have in mind when he take dis assignment…" Remy muttered as he looked around for a means of escape.
"Hey Cajun." Gambit turned to see Omega walking towards him.
"What do you want Homme?" Gambit asked as he wiped the sweat off of his face.
"Do you know where Betsy is?" Mike asked simply as he pulled his hair into its ponytail.
"She be downstairs. She and de other wenches tried to kill Remy." Gambit said as he looked around nervously.
"Man. They started without me?" Mike asked as he went downstairs muttering to himself. 'I have got to get up earlier…"
"Gambit not be safe here at dis place anymore." Remy said as he saw Toad standing at the end of the hallway, just staring at him with a smile.
"What do you want?" Gambit spat. No answer as Toad just smirked at him, not moving. "Remy getting annoyed. What do you want?" Gambit shouted.
"I wanna play." Toad said simply.
"Where da fat one. He play with you." Gambit said simply, getting slightly nervous.
"I already played with him. Now I wanna play with you." Toad said as he smiled even bigger.
"Okay. Dat really freak out Remy." Gambit said as he backed away slowly from the frog boy and looked for a means of escape. He opened the closest door to him and millions of Gerbils fell onto him, burying him alive. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Gambit screamed as he was buried in the wall of little furry creatures. (Told you I would eventually use the millions of Gerbils…) "Dis not happening!" Gambit shouted as he clawed his way out of them.
"See Freddy. I told you that Milroy was a female and Hermes was a male." Pietro said as he and Blob walked by.
"Sorry, I thought they were both male." Blob said simply. "Oh well, At least we can use these little guys to torture Kelly some more." Blob said as he picked up a hamster and smiled.
"Remy going to be sick…" Gambit said as he wiped Gerbil crap off of himself. "You all be crazy in da head many times over…" Gambit said as he passed out.
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Somewhere else
"So what's the verdict?" Lance asked, as Xorn and Lifeguard looked him over.
"Give it a few more days before you go back…" Lifeguard said as she removed her plastic gloves.
"Your body is healed, but it's still tired from all the physical training." Xorn said simply as he walked out.
"You know, I can think of a few ways to relieve stress…" Lifeguard said with smile as she raised an eyebrow seductively.
"No thanks." Lance said simply. "I've had my share of brunettes for a long time." Lance said as he walked out of the room.
"Damn. Oh well, Pietro will be stopping by soon to pick Lance. I'll just have to play doctor with him…" Lifeguard said as she smiled and walked out after Lance.
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Back at the Hood house
"I HATE DIS PLACE!!!" Gambit shouted. "And here be why!" Gambit shouted as he looked like he was going to snap. The Brotherhood all stared at him as he began his rant.
"I hate de slime I find all over de place, especially in Remy's nuddies!" Gambit shouted as he lifted his slimed Porno magazines.
"You really shouldn't read those. It's degrading to women." Toad said simply.
"Yes. Degrading…" Pietro said zombie-like as he flipped through one of the ruined magazines.
"Den dere be da constant attempts on Remy's life!" Gambit shouted as a hatchet whizzed by his head.
"Sorry." Mike said sheepishly. "Go on…"
"Den dere be da fact dat dere is no food in dis place." Gambit said as his stomach growled.
"What?" Blob asked as everyone looked at him.
"Dere also is da fact dat dere be no privacy here!"
"So I walked in on you in the shower a couple times. And believe me, it was no big deal." Tabitha said as she filed her nails.
"Ooooohhhhh!" All the Brotherhood hooted, as Gambit turned red.
"I really hate you… And den dere be the fact that Remy woke up with green hair." Gambit said as he pointed to his mop of hair, which was now green.
"We were out of neon pink." Pietro said simply.
"Dat not da friggin point!" Gambit shouted. "Dere also da fact that Remy woke up with dis in his bed." Gambit shouted as he pulled out a horse head and tossed to towards Wanda.
"Hey, I'm not that twisted." Wanda said as the Brotherhood all stared at her. "Okay. So maybe I am."
"Remy has been buried in Gerbils and other small animals, and dat was really freaky…"
"Please, we've done worse to Kelly." Toad said nonchalantly.
"Remy also got a big problem with da burning o' his cards…" Gambit said a she held up a deck of cards and turned it upside down, causing ashes to fall out.
"That was actually Pyro's doing. He came over for a barbecue." Pietro said simply.
"What did you Barbecue? Dere be no food in dis place."
"We barbecued your cards of course. Sheeesh." Fred said simply.
"Remy also hate dat little ting…" Gambit said as he pointed at Boris, the Brotherhood rat who looked at him cockeyed
"Rat!" Betsy shouted as she shadow walked away.
"Not again…" Mike muttered as he walked upstairs.
"But most of all, Remy hate all o' you. You all be crazy!" Gambit said as he pointed at the Brotherhood.
"Technically, only one of us is Crazy." Pietro said simply as he pointed at Wanda under his arm while mouthing 'her' to Gambit.
"Dat it! Gambit be out o' here!" Gambit shouted as he stormed outside.
"You know. I like him" Mike said as he came downstairs with Betsy.
"Yep I think we'll keep him." Toad said with a smile.
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The Park
"Does freaks be crazy…" Gambit said as he walked throughout the park. "Remy must have long talk with da man when he gets back." Gambit said as he turned the corner. "YOU!" Gambit shouted in shock when he saw who was there.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Queen of Hearts. Who does Gambit meet in the Park? Tune in next time to see what most fans have been waiting for, for a long time.
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Well, I hope you all like it, and tune in next time for more fun and the return of Lance to the Brotherhood. Later all,
Descendent