Chapter 3 "Ugh! There goes James again!" Lilly looked over her shoulder. When everyone else looked they saw an almost exact copy of Harry sitting torturing a lanky pale figure. Who was now lying crumpled on the ground. "That James Potter makes me sick!" "I thought you liked him?" Malfoy suddenly looked curious at the traumatic love life of others. Either that or he wanted something juicy to torture Harry with later. "Oh please no! He's such an obnoxious jerk! I actually have a boyfriend." "Awwww." Ron whined to himself. "Who?" "Lucious." She replied simply. Harry glared at Draco who now looked like he was about to throw up. "Well enough about that. I've gotta try to put James in his place." With that she walked off after the group of boys who were laughing at the crumpled figure. "As they trotted off Megan turned around. "Hey, did you know you look like Lucious Malfoy?" "Dang Harry!" Ron said after Lilly was out of earshot. "Your mom is FINE!" "Weasly that's disturbing." "Like you can blame me? She is our age. And well..." "Don't even think about it, Ron. I don't want to end up having red hair." Ron began to snicker at what Harry was suggesting. "Both of you shut up! You're making me sick!" "Honestly, Malfoy," Harry began to roll his eyes, "a big lady killer like you. Let's ask what Hermione thinks about it." "Potter I'm warning you! That Megan girl was a bit odd though. Wasn't she?" SS: That Potter! I swear one day I'll get him back for what he's done! That arrogant pig head! If he weren't a Quiditch star he wouldn't be so high and mighty. And what does that Evans think she's doing? I don't need help from a filthy mudblood like her! Why doesn't she just get with Potter? Then she can keep him busy. She really needs a life. Ms. Goody-goody muggle-born drives me crazy with her "noble deeds." I wonder, though, why her friend, Megan, stayed off in the background. Normally she tags along with Lilly wherever she goes. That sometimes gets them both in trouble. I heard that Megan actually got banned from lunch after starting a huge food fight. A glob of spinach and macaroni mix hit Professor McGonagal and just that landed her in detention for a week. I even heard that they want to ban her from detention.

MO: I feel so bad for Servius. James is such a jerk! What makes him think he could push people around? Even though he called my best friend a mudblood, Snape still looks so sweet. I bet he didn't mean to be so bitter to Lilly. He was probably just embarrassed to have a girl defend him. I know I hate it when girls defend me... wait. Did that make sense? Hmmm... I'll have to think about that a while. Wait, I already am. OK problem solved.