Brotherhood Evolution: Inner Conflicts
Ah, Pietro, how you entertain us with your antics. Let them resume my friend, let them resume.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Alright men!" Pietro shouted as he marched back and forth in front of the Brotherhood.
"Ahem." Wanda muttered.
"And women." Pietro said as his face sunk. "We have a job to do. And in order for us to do that job. We have to formulate a plan."
"Um," Toad said as he raised his hand and bounced around a little bit.
"What do you want Toad?"
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
"No! Hold it in for now." Pietro said as Blob raised his hand. "What Freddy?"
"What job are we taking about here?" Blob asked, as Toad got a weird look on his face as he jumped from one leg to the other.
"Um, Bets, I think we should move." Mike whispered as he noticed Toad straining. Betsy nodded as she and Mike moved away from Toad.
"Oh for crying out loud." Pietro snapped. "We have to defeat the X-Men of course!"
"Not this again." Lance muttered. "I just get back and now he's already plotting our demise without even realizing it."
"Silence whelp!" Pietro shouted. Toad continued to hop back and forth, this time in more duress.
"I think our best bet is to analysis the X-Geeks weakness' and find ways to exploit them." Pietro said before Toad ran by screaming.
"SORRY I GOTTA GO!" Toad shouted as he ran into the first room he saw and let loose. "Ahhhhh…"
"THAT'S MY ROOM!" Pietro shouted as Toad walked out with a content smile on his face.
"Uh oh…" Toad said as he saw Pietro fuming.
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"I really can't believe this…" Toad muttered. He was sitting in the corner wearing a diaper.
"Obviously you can't hold it in like a baby and so you'll get treated like a baby." Pietro said simply. "So as I was saying before…"
"You mean rambling before." Mike added.
"I'll ramble you…" Pietro said menacingly.
" "I'll ramble you?" What is that supposed to be some sort of threat?" Mike asked the others.
"AS I WAS SAYING!" Pietro shouted, getting annoyed.
"Rambling…" Mike said simply.
"SAYING!"
"Rambling."
"SAYING!"
"Rambling."
"SAYING!!!!"
"Rambling."
"AHHHHHH!!!" Pietro shouted and within a blur, Mike found himself completely duct taped to the wall, mouth and everything.
"Muh mu melh *" Mike muttered from behind the duct tape. ( * What the hell?)
"Hmmmm… I haven't tried that before…" Betsy mused as she stared at her dumbfounded boyfriend.
"Great. More information on Omega and Psylocke's sex life. Just what we need." Lance cracked.
"Yea. Like we need more voluptuous details about their hot, steamy, sweaty…" Blob began as the Brotherhood all stared at him strangely. "I need to be alone right now." Blob said as he walked into the bathroom.
"I don't want to know…" Wanda muttered as she put her head in her hands.
"I do!" Tabitha perked up, before she slapped her hands over her mouth. "Did I say that out loud?"
"Getting back on subject here!" Pietro said, drawing the others attentions back to him.
"Prissy." Lance muttered.
"I took the liberty of placing hidden camera's all over the X-mansion so that we can observe the X-Geeks and learn their strengths and weakness'."
"Really, I thought it was because you were a sick demented pervert." Lance said
"He is." Wanda added.
"NO! It's because we need data." Pietro said simply as Betsy picked up one of the videos.
"Jean in the shower." Betsy read aloud. "I don't know about you guys, but this is obviously important. I mean, we can learn so much by watching the female X-Geeks shower." Betsy said sarcastically.
"That's for my private collection." Pietro said as he swiped the video and stuck it in a crate of others that he then sped off to his room. He returned a few seconds later to find Lance and Betsy a sleep, Toad playing cards with Blob and Tabitha and Wanda watching TV. Mike was still tied to the wall, but he was also sleeping. "Great." Pietro muttered. "ALRIGHT MAGGOTS! And Wanda." Pietro added when he saw the scowl Wanda shot him. "We have work to do. Up and at'em!" Pietro shouted as the Brotherhood gathered back around the TV where Pietro put in one of the Video's.
"Anyone got any popcorn?" Blob asked.
"Mu muh" Mike said from the wall.
"SILENCE!" Pietro shouted as the Brotherhood turned their attention to the video. Xavier, Beast and Wolverine were in Xavier's den, bottles of liquor scattered around the room. Xavier had his tie tied around his forehead like a bandana and Beast was wearing a bra as a hat. They were all laughing uncontrollably.
"So Xavier, Logan and McCoy are all drunks. We already knew that." Toad said simply.
"Yea. I think we realized that back when Xavier was caught streaking through town in his wheelchair, a bottle of Vodka in his hands." Wanda stated.
"Mea" Mike said from the wall.
"Look, just pay attention." Pietro said simply.
"Oh, look at the Kitty." Toad said as a cat walked by outside. The Brotherhood crowed around the window to watch the cat walk by.
"God help me…" Pietro muttered as he slapped his face.
"God wants nothing to do with us Pietro. You know that." Lance quipped.
"Just watch." Pietro muttered as the video continued playing. Rouge appeared on screen with Kitty, sitting in their room with Jean and Amara.
"So like, what did you do with him?" Kitty asked.
"Nothin much. We just walked around the park talking." Rogue said as Kitty and Jean exchanged a look. "What. We didn't do anything."
"Come on. That Cajun hunk had to try something." Amara stated.
"Okay, just because he's gorgeous, and really nice, doesn't mean we did anything." Rogue said, turning red.
"Whatever. I don't know what it is with you two." Amara said simply. "First Kitty falls for that rock headed idiot, and now Rouge falls for the Cajun."
"This is interesting." Wanda said as she pulled out a little notepad marked "WAYS TO CLAIM VENGENCE." And scribbled in it.
"Look, I honestly don't see a problem with Rouge and Gambit. In fact it's kinda cute." Kitty stated.
"Great. Do you remember what happened to you and Lance?" Jean stated. "If I recall, that ended when he nearly killed half of Bayville."
"Hey!" Lance shouted at the TV. "It wasn't even ¼ of Bayville. Get it strait Red."
"Yea. I don't know." Kitty said as she looked away from the others. "I do still kinda miss him at times. He may have been an idiot, but he was nice too."
"That's funny, Kitty." Lance said to the TV. "I don't miss you." Lance stated as he sat back down.
"Amen." Blob said simply.
"Say it out loud Brother!" Toad called out.
"Hallelujah!" Betsy cried.
"Mea." Mike said from the wall.
"AND I'M NOT AN IDIOT!" Lance shouted, striking a dramatic pose.
"I don't know about that..." Wanda murmered.
"You do have some stupid ideas..." Betsy added.
"You did date the vally girl..." Pietro pointed out.
"Mea..." Mike added as well.
"I hate you all." Lance said as he sat back down dejectedly.
"So what have we learned?" Pietro asked the Brotherhood.
"Besides the fact that you're an idiot?" Betsy asked.
"You're just figuring this out now?" Toad asked. "We knew that the moment he moved in."
"We learned absolutely nothing." Blob said simply.
"Well, except that Rouge has a thing for Gambit." Wanda stated simply.
"Great. So there's nothing we got out of this." Pietro said sullenly
"Well we did realize that you're completely hopeless and we have a snowballs chance in hell of defeating the X-geeks." Lance stated.
"I don't know." Betsy said simply. "I mean with Evan gone, and now that Wanda's here, I think we have a pretty good shot at defeating them."
"Yea. I guess." Lance said simply.
"So what do we do now?" Toad asked.
"Wanna go to the mall?" Wanda asked.
"Sure." The others all said at once. They then got into Lances jeep and drove off.
"Melow?" Mike said from the wall. "Mi'd mike mo meg mowp mow. Melow? Map."
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Aliens, Part I: What the hell is that? A strange meteorite stumbles into the Brotherhood's backyard. And Xavier gets weird dreams, and why does Duncan have those really large fangs and tendricals for arms?
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Yes, there is another four-part coming up as three of the main Alien groups from the comics all make their appearance next time on Brotherhood evolution. Tune in next time true believers,
Descendent
Ah, Pietro, how you entertain us with your antics. Let them resume my friend, let them resume.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Alright men!" Pietro shouted as he marched back and forth in front of the Brotherhood.
"Ahem." Wanda muttered.
"And women." Pietro said as his face sunk. "We have a job to do. And in order for us to do that job. We have to formulate a plan."
"Um," Toad said as he raised his hand and bounced around a little bit.
"What do you want Toad?"
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
"No! Hold it in for now." Pietro said as Blob raised his hand. "What Freddy?"
"What job are we taking about here?" Blob asked, as Toad got a weird look on his face as he jumped from one leg to the other.
"Um, Bets, I think we should move." Mike whispered as he noticed Toad straining. Betsy nodded as she and Mike moved away from Toad.
"Oh for crying out loud." Pietro snapped. "We have to defeat the X-Men of course!"
"Not this again." Lance muttered. "I just get back and now he's already plotting our demise without even realizing it."
"Silence whelp!" Pietro shouted. Toad continued to hop back and forth, this time in more duress.
"I think our best bet is to analysis the X-Geeks weakness' and find ways to exploit them." Pietro said before Toad ran by screaming.
"SORRY I GOTTA GO!" Toad shouted as he ran into the first room he saw and let loose. "Ahhhhh…"
"THAT'S MY ROOM!" Pietro shouted as Toad walked out with a content smile on his face.
"Uh oh…" Toad said as he saw Pietro fuming.
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"I really can't believe this…" Toad muttered. He was sitting in the corner wearing a diaper.
"Obviously you can't hold it in like a baby and so you'll get treated like a baby." Pietro said simply. "So as I was saying before…"
"You mean rambling before." Mike added.
"I'll ramble you…" Pietro said menacingly.
" "I'll ramble you?" What is that supposed to be some sort of threat?" Mike asked the others.
"AS I WAS SAYING!" Pietro shouted, getting annoyed.
"Rambling…" Mike said simply.
"SAYING!"
"Rambling."
"SAYING!"
"Rambling."
"SAYING!!!!"
"Rambling."
"AHHHHHH!!!" Pietro shouted and within a blur, Mike found himself completely duct taped to the wall, mouth and everything.
"Muh mu melh *" Mike muttered from behind the duct tape. ( * What the hell?)
"Hmmmm… I haven't tried that before…" Betsy mused as she stared at her dumbfounded boyfriend.
"Great. More information on Omega and Psylocke's sex life. Just what we need." Lance cracked.
"Yea. Like we need more voluptuous details about their hot, steamy, sweaty…" Blob began as the Brotherhood all stared at him strangely. "I need to be alone right now." Blob said as he walked into the bathroom.
"I don't want to know…" Wanda muttered as she put her head in her hands.
"I do!" Tabitha perked up, before she slapped her hands over her mouth. "Did I say that out loud?"
"Getting back on subject here!" Pietro said, drawing the others attentions back to him.
"Prissy." Lance muttered.
"I took the liberty of placing hidden camera's all over the X-mansion so that we can observe the X-Geeks and learn their strengths and weakness'."
"Really, I thought it was because you were a sick demented pervert." Lance said
"He is." Wanda added.
"NO! It's because we need data." Pietro said simply as Betsy picked up one of the videos.
"Jean in the shower." Betsy read aloud. "I don't know about you guys, but this is obviously important. I mean, we can learn so much by watching the female X-Geeks shower." Betsy said sarcastically.
"That's for my private collection." Pietro said as he swiped the video and stuck it in a crate of others that he then sped off to his room. He returned a few seconds later to find Lance and Betsy a sleep, Toad playing cards with Blob and Tabitha and Wanda watching TV. Mike was still tied to the wall, but he was also sleeping. "Great." Pietro muttered. "ALRIGHT MAGGOTS! And Wanda." Pietro added when he saw the scowl Wanda shot him. "We have work to do. Up and at'em!" Pietro shouted as the Brotherhood gathered back around the TV where Pietro put in one of the Video's.
"Anyone got any popcorn?" Blob asked.
"Mu muh" Mike said from the wall.
"SILENCE!" Pietro shouted as the Brotherhood turned their attention to the video. Xavier, Beast and Wolverine were in Xavier's den, bottles of liquor scattered around the room. Xavier had his tie tied around his forehead like a bandana and Beast was wearing a bra as a hat. They were all laughing uncontrollably.
"So Xavier, Logan and McCoy are all drunks. We already knew that." Toad said simply.
"Yea. I think we realized that back when Xavier was caught streaking through town in his wheelchair, a bottle of Vodka in his hands." Wanda stated.
"Mea" Mike said from the wall.
"Look, just pay attention." Pietro said simply.
"Oh, look at the Kitty." Toad said as a cat walked by outside. The Brotherhood crowed around the window to watch the cat walk by.
"God help me…" Pietro muttered as he slapped his face.
"God wants nothing to do with us Pietro. You know that." Lance quipped.
"Just watch." Pietro muttered as the video continued playing. Rouge appeared on screen with Kitty, sitting in their room with Jean and Amara.
"So like, what did you do with him?" Kitty asked.
"Nothin much. We just walked around the park talking." Rogue said as Kitty and Jean exchanged a look. "What. We didn't do anything."
"Come on. That Cajun hunk had to try something." Amara stated.
"Okay, just because he's gorgeous, and really nice, doesn't mean we did anything." Rogue said, turning red.
"Whatever. I don't know what it is with you two." Amara said simply. "First Kitty falls for that rock headed idiot, and now Rouge falls for the Cajun."
"This is interesting." Wanda said as she pulled out a little notepad marked "WAYS TO CLAIM VENGENCE." And scribbled in it.
"Look, I honestly don't see a problem with Rouge and Gambit. In fact it's kinda cute." Kitty stated.
"Great. Do you remember what happened to you and Lance?" Jean stated. "If I recall, that ended when he nearly killed half of Bayville."
"Hey!" Lance shouted at the TV. "It wasn't even ¼ of Bayville. Get it strait Red."
"Yea. I don't know." Kitty said as she looked away from the others. "I do still kinda miss him at times. He may have been an idiot, but he was nice too."
"That's funny, Kitty." Lance said to the TV. "I don't miss you." Lance stated as he sat back down.
"Amen." Blob said simply.
"Say it out loud Brother!" Toad called out.
"Hallelujah!" Betsy cried.
"Mea." Mike said from the wall.
"AND I'M NOT AN IDIOT!" Lance shouted, striking a dramatic pose.
"I don't know about that..." Wanda murmered.
"You do have some stupid ideas..." Betsy added.
"You did date the vally girl..." Pietro pointed out.
"Mea..." Mike added as well.
"I hate you all." Lance said as he sat back down dejectedly.
"So what have we learned?" Pietro asked the Brotherhood.
"Besides the fact that you're an idiot?" Betsy asked.
"You're just figuring this out now?" Toad asked. "We knew that the moment he moved in."
"We learned absolutely nothing." Blob said simply.
"Well, except that Rouge has a thing for Gambit." Wanda stated simply.
"Great. So there's nothing we got out of this." Pietro said sullenly
"Well we did realize that you're completely hopeless and we have a snowballs chance in hell of defeating the X-geeks." Lance stated.
"I don't know." Betsy said simply. "I mean with Evan gone, and now that Wanda's here, I think we have a pretty good shot at defeating them."
"Yea. I guess." Lance said simply.
"So what do we do now?" Toad asked.
"Wanna go to the mall?" Wanda asked.
"Sure." The others all said at once. They then got into Lances jeep and drove off.
"Melow?" Mike said from the wall. "Mi'd mike mo meg mowp mow. Melow? Map."
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Aliens, Part I: What the hell is that? A strange meteorite stumbles into the Brotherhood's backyard. And Xavier gets weird dreams, and why does Duncan have those really large fangs and tendricals for arms?
********************
Yes, there is another four-part coming up as three of the main Alien groups from the comics all make their appearance next time on Brotherhood evolution. Tune in next time true believers,
Descendent