Part Two
AN: This portion is about how Megan gets everybody and herself in big
trouble. But she always ends up saving the day. (Hence the title.) Like the
previous part of this whole story, this part is the third person with first
person insights. In this story you might hear more thoughts than those of
Snape and Megan. This time though, Harry Draco and Ron will not be here.
You'll be introduced into a whole mess of new characters so try to keep up
and do not hesitate to flip back to find out whom everyone is. ENJOY!
Chapter 9
"So you cleared it with your mom right?" Megan and Snape walked down the hall. It was about a week after Megan discovered Snape's secret and sent his father to Azkaban. Summer was only two weeks away and classes had ended for the year. "Yes. She said I could go." Megan had invited Servius to her house for the summer. It really wasn't a big deal to her parents because her eighteen brothers were always having their girlfriends over.
"If you're coming over, it'd be a good idea to know my family." "How am I going to do that?! You have like thirty brothers!" "Actually I only have eighteen." "Only! That is definitely a matter up for debate." "How about you meet me outside, by the lake, at four." Servius gave a low groan. "Oh, fine!"
A half hour later, Servius waked up to the lake to find Megan already sitting there. "I can't believe you'd do this to me." Megan looked up at Snape. She begins to fake cry. "I try to welcome you into my family. And you don't even have the consideration to show up on time!" She buried her head in her hands and began to 'sob'. "Babes, it's only 3:30! I came early!" She pops her head. "Okay then! I'm fine! Let's get started!"
Snape sat down next to her. "So where do we start." "We'll start with my parents." Megan pulled out a large photo album filled with pictures of football players a messy kitchen, and one particular picture of a little boy streaking in a playground. She turned the page to find it filled with pictures of a woman and man, which he supposed to be Megan's parents. Her mom had brownish red, curly hair and hazel eyes. She had fair skin with rather chubby cheeks. Her dad was tall and broad with muscles coming out from every place imaginable! His blond hair and blue eyes proved where Megan got most of her physical traits. He had a strong chin and nose, very much unlike Megan's delicate chin and slender nose. In the picture they were at a football game barking orders at guys in shoulder pads and team jerseys. Snape didn't know much about football. But from Megan's talk, he identified it by the huge guts tackling each other and the oval shaped ball.
"My father coached seven championship football teams before becoming a doctor. They lived in the U.S.A. but moved here after Danny was born." Megan's voice protruded his thoughts as he was studying the picture. "Which one was Danny?" "Ummm... I'll get to that later." She then returned to the album. "My mom coaches four different sports teams. It all depends on the season."
"Right, so if your mom works and so does your dad, who does the cooking and cleaning?" "The chef, butler, and maid do all of that. Who else?" "Don't you have to be rich to do all of that?" "I guess we are rich. Now back to the family. My dad likes it when you act really buddy-buddy and stuff. Ya know, play the whole macho thing." He gave her a concerned look. "Right, Megan." "Okay we'll work on the whole macho thing. Now Mom likes polite boys. She likes it when you offer to help out with stuff, like doing garden work." "How does that play into the whole manly thing?" "Hmmm... I don't know. I guess you'll have to be two completely different people depending on who's around." "But what if they're both in the same room?" "Hmmm... hmmm again... just don't talk, simple enough!" "Whatever." "And they're not that uptight on the whole flirting thing. Well not as much as Jason." "Onto the brothers! There are eighteen of them. We like to think of it in three levels. The fist group of six is Chase, Randy, Johnny, Rob, Bob, and Carl. Those six are the flirts and romantics." "I never would of thought of chase being a romantic." Servius remembered the little visit in the hospital wing. From that moment he knew getting on Chase's good side wouldn't be easy. "Yeah he's married. He just doesn't want anyone getting near his baby sister." "Really." "Chase is married and already in his own house. He and his wife, Brenda, visit during the summer. The others have girlfriends and sometimes they'll stay the weekend. Chase is twenty-two. Randy and Johnny are twins. They're twenty-one. Rob, Bob, and Carl are triplets at twenty years." "Okay. I think I'm getting this." Megan flipped a page. "Next there are the Dannies. The next six brothers are named Danny. There's not much else to say about them, except that they are the brains, to a certain extent. Well, they're not really smart. They're the smartest of the other brothers." "So how smart are they?" Servius asked. "Let's just say if they get anything lower than a 98.99 A they get spanked. I think they haven't gotten any lower than a 98. Everyone else can get a 97. And I can only get a 99!" "And they're not smart, you say." "Well, they are compared to me! The first two Dannies are twins at nineteen. The next two are eighteen. And the following set is seventeen. Then that leaves me at sixteen. The Danny section is all twins." "How many twins do you have in your family?" "I don't really know. I never stopped to count." She flipped the page again, revealing a group of pictures of just her, riding bikes and falling, and falling some more. With another flip of the page Snape found himself looking at five boys wrestling and the sixth one sitting on a rock. "What's with the rock dude?" "Oh it was yoga/mediation day. I guess it would be better to explain him later. But the Donnies are the video-gamers. They each have there own game cube, play station one and two, pinball machines, and various Nintendos with about fifty gaming cartridges each. The oldest Donny had multi-personalities. He's in love with his rock, so remember not to touch it. The youngest Donny has a weird way of talking which would be easier to understand if you hear him yourself. The oldest Donny is fifteen. The next is twelve. The third oldest is nine, then eight. The youngest is four." "Wait, how come I never saw any of your other brothers here?" "My parents tried to send all of us here, but the school said they wouldn't be able to handle more than one Ordune." Servius snorted. "It makes sense." Megan looked up. "What is that supposed to mean?" "Megan, be realistic. I'm having trouble dealing with just one of you. I'd hate to see what your brothers would do to the school." "You're right." She returned to the album. "Anyway, they all love sports, and dog piles. Football is their favorite game. They all love to eat. If you can, try to stay away from the oldest Donny on Tuesday." "Why?" "You'll soon find out." Snape was getting tired of this. "I have to go now." He stood up and brushed off his pants. "I'm taking... remedial transfiguration." "But I snuck into McGonnegal's grade book last Monday. You don't need remedial transfiguration." "Well... it's not as much remedial as it is... extra credit!"
(Yeah, like anyone will believe that!) "Well that's different. I totally believe that!" (Okay, I'm wrong. Wait! I'm the author! I can't be wrong! Wait a minute! I was wrong about that cuz I was wrong about her believing him! That means I was wrong again! This is too confusing! Back to the story! ... Stop reading this! NOW! BACK TO THE STORY! SCRAM!) Servius walked off and so did Megan. Where he actually went, no one knows. Megan went strait to the dorms. She pushed open the large wooden door to find Lilly sprawled out on her bed sobbing. "Lilly? Lilly what's wrong?" Megan sat down on the bed. "Serbiouc... seb dat... hiccup Lemus... rift... hiccup ubnutter gorl." Her voice came out muffled from the pillow." Megan sighed. "You're being a bit vague. You'll have to be clearer than that." Lilly sat up. Her eyes were red and puffy and tears were streaming down her face. "Sirius said hiccup he saw Remus kissing another girl." Her voice got cracked up and she began to sob uncontrollably again. "I don't see the big deal. Chase kisses his friends all of the time." "You... don't get hiccup it. He was kissing her as in REALLY KISSING HER!!" "OH UH UH! Who's the unlucky, no-good, gonna-die, best-friend-boyfriend- stealer?!!!!! I'm gonna need a name, eye and hair color, retina scan to track down that tramp and bash her face in! Either that or I can get Chase to do it. And that wouldn't be all too pretty!!!" "He didn't see her face. It was stuck on Remus' the whole time." Megan stood up and creepy background music started to play from somewhere. "There's only one way to figure out this mystery! This is a job for..." The music got louder. "Would you shut up already!!!" Megan through a conveniently placed shoe and chunked it. "OW!" A nerdy kid with a tuba walked up with a huge bump on his head. "Like I was saying, before I was so RUDELY interrupted. THIS IS A JOB FOR... BUM BUM BUUUUM...Sherlock Megan and her sidekick...ummm. Hmmm I'm gonna need a sidekick, won't I?" Lilly silently nodded. Megan was on her way to supper when she saw Snape in the hall. "How did your extra credit thing go, sweets?" "Ummm... good, I guess. How was whatever you were doing?" "Not good, not good. It was not good. It was down, depressed, miserable, despondent, and unhappy." "And that was redundant. Why was it so not good, down, depressed, ECT?" "I don't know if I should tell you." He put his arm around her shoulder and said, "C'mon, you know that you can tell me anything. And if you can't, then that's a sign of poor communication. And I would have to suggest couples' counseling." "NO! That's okay! I'll tell you! Well, Sirius told Lilly that Remus was cheating on her." "Humph! Neither James nor his friends could keep out of trouble. Now James has his friends terrorizing poor Lilly too." "Well maybe it wasn't Remus' fault. She could of forced him into it." She theorized. "Who is she?" "There's no name. No one knows who she is, except for Remus." "Then why don't you ask him?" "He wouldn't admit to cheating on his girlfriend." Why would anyone want to be with Lupin if he's with Lilly?" He inquired. "Well duh! That makes him unattainable. Everyone knows that unattainable boys are so fascinating, and therefore ten times more attractive." "Well why aren't I ten times more attractive?" "Ummm..." She couldn't really find a quick answer. "Because no one would dare take you from me. Now if you don't mind, I have to find a sidekick. Bye!" Oh boy. That's Megan for you. He thought to himself. SB: I remember going into the library. Since classes were out, I wanted to get a head start on next year's curricular. Boy it sucks to have great looks, grace, talent, and brains. But back to the point. Even though I'm normally the point of discussion, especially with the ladies. I was looking for a book on bulksweed in potions. I found something better though. I found a secret magazine stash. You wouldn't believe the pictures in those babies! I was looking at a particularly interesting one of an American supermodel in a wet bikini when I saw something a bit more interesting. Someone was making behind the shelves. I peered around to se who it was. Who it was I wouldn't believe! Remus was kissing some girl! I didn't see her face, but that was definitely Lupin. I went back to tell Lilly. It wasn't pretty! She was all sobbing all over me and getting my shirt wet! I hope it doesn't shrink. I bet James is gonna flip out! He'll probably say something like; "A guy doesn't steal his best friend's girl right from under his nose, then goes and cheats on her!" "Hi do you wanna be a sidekick?" Not five seconds after leaving to find a sidekick she was heard yelling at random people. Most of them were running away from her. "I don't get it. Someone must want to help me! HEY YOU!" She spotted a pale, scared looking first year. "You wanna be a sidekick?" "What do you want with me? I'm scared!" The boy began to whimper and tremble. Megan decided to tune it down a bit. Otherwise no one would help her. "Sorry I scared you. I really need someone's help." The little boy got up from the fetal position he was previously in. "Well if it'll get me friends, okay, I'll help you." "Nobody said anything about 'friends'. I'm talking sidekick! You shall be sidekick to Sherlock Megan. What's your name anyway?" "Jack Watson!" (Wow! Talk about ironic!)
"So you cleared it with your mom right?" Megan and Snape walked down the hall. It was about a week after Megan discovered Snape's secret and sent his father to Azkaban. Summer was only two weeks away and classes had ended for the year. "Yes. She said I could go." Megan had invited Servius to her house for the summer. It really wasn't a big deal to her parents because her eighteen brothers were always having their girlfriends over.
"If you're coming over, it'd be a good idea to know my family." "How am I going to do that?! You have like thirty brothers!" "Actually I only have eighteen." "Only! That is definitely a matter up for debate." "How about you meet me outside, by the lake, at four." Servius gave a low groan. "Oh, fine!"
A half hour later, Servius waked up to the lake to find Megan already sitting there. "I can't believe you'd do this to me." Megan looked up at Snape. She begins to fake cry. "I try to welcome you into my family. And you don't even have the consideration to show up on time!" She buried her head in her hands and began to 'sob'. "Babes, it's only 3:30! I came early!" She pops her head. "Okay then! I'm fine! Let's get started!"
Snape sat down next to her. "So where do we start." "We'll start with my parents." Megan pulled out a large photo album filled with pictures of football players a messy kitchen, and one particular picture of a little boy streaking in a playground. She turned the page to find it filled with pictures of a woman and man, which he supposed to be Megan's parents. Her mom had brownish red, curly hair and hazel eyes. She had fair skin with rather chubby cheeks. Her dad was tall and broad with muscles coming out from every place imaginable! His blond hair and blue eyes proved where Megan got most of her physical traits. He had a strong chin and nose, very much unlike Megan's delicate chin and slender nose. In the picture they were at a football game barking orders at guys in shoulder pads and team jerseys. Snape didn't know much about football. But from Megan's talk, he identified it by the huge guts tackling each other and the oval shaped ball.
"My father coached seven championship football teams before becoming a doctor. They lived in the U.S.A. but moved here after Danny was born." Megan's voice protruded his thoughts as he was studying the picture. "Which one was Danny?" "Ummm... I'll get to that later." She then returned to the album. "My mom coaches four different sports teams. It all depends on the season."
"Right, so if your mom works and so does your dad, who does the cooking and cleaning?" "The chef, butler, and maid do all of that. Who else?" "Don't you have to be rich to do all of that?" "I guess we are rich. Now back to the family. My dad likes it when you act really buddy-buddy and stuff. Ya know, play the whole macho thing." He gave her a concerned look. "Right, Megan." "Okay we'll work on the whole macho thing. Now Mom likes polite boys. She likes it when you offer to help out with stuff, like doing garden work." "How does that play into the whole manly thing?" "Hmmm... I don't know. I guess you'll have to be two completely different people depending on who's around." "But what if they're both in the same room?" "Hmmm... hmmm again... just don't talk, simple enough!" "Whatever." "And they're not that uptight on the whole flirting thing. Well not as much as Jason." "Onto the brothers! There are eighteen of them. We like to think of it in three levels. The fist group of six is Chase, Randy, Johnny, Rob, Bob, and Carl. Those six are the flirts and romantics." "I never would of thought of chase being a romantic." Servius remembered the little visit in the hospital wing. From that moment he knew getting on Chase's good side wouldn't be easy. "Yeah he's married. He just doesn't want anyone getting near his baby sister." "Really." "Chase is married and already in his own house. He and his wife, Brenda, visit during the summer. The others have girlfriends and sometimes they'll stay the weekend. Chase is twenty-two. Randy and Johnny are twins. They're twenty-one. Rob, Bob, and Carl are triplets at twenty years." "Okay. I think I'm getting this." Megan flipped a page. "Next there are the Dannies. The next six brothers are named Danny. There's not much else to say about them, except that they are the brains, to a certain extent. Well, they're not really smart. They're the smartest of the other brothers." "So how smart are they?" Servius asked. "Let's just say if they get anything lower than a 98.99 A they get spanked. I think they haven't gotten any lower than a 98. Everyone else can get a 97. And I can only get a 99!" "And they're not smart, you say." "Well, they are compared to me! The first two Dannies are twins at nineteen. The next two are eighteen. And the following set is seventeen. Then that leaves me at sixteen. The Danny section is all twins." "How many twins do you have in your family?" "I don't really know. I never stopped to count." She flipped the page again, revealing a group of pictures of just her, riding bikes and falling, and falling some more. With another flip of the page Snape found himself looking at five boys wrestling and the sixth one sitting on a rock. "What's with the rock dude?" "Oh it was yoga/mediation day. I guess it would be better to explain him later. But the Donnies are the video-gamers. They each have there own game cube, play station one and two, pinball machines, and various Nintendos with about fifty gaming cartridges each. The oldest Donny had multi-personalities. He's in love with his rock, so remember not to touch it. The youngest Donny has a weird way of talking which would be easier to understand if you hear him yourself. The oldest Donny is fifteen. The next is twelve. The third oldest is nine, then eight. The youngest is four." "Wait, how come I never saw any of your other brothers here?" "My parents tried to send all of us here, but the school said they wouldn't be able to handle more than one Ordune." Servius snorted. "It makes sense." Megan looked up. "What is that supposed to mean?" "Megan, be realistic. I'm having trouble dealing with just one of you. I'd hate to see what your brothers would do to the school." "You're right." She returned to the album. "Anyway, they all love sports, and dog piles. Football is their favorite game. They all love to eat. If you can, try to stay away from the oldest Donny on Tuesday." "Why?" "You'll soon find out." Snape was getting tired of this. "I have to go now." He stood up and brushed off his pants. "I'm taking... remedial transfiguration." "But I snuck into McGonnegal's grade book last Monday. You don't need remedial transfiguration." "Well... it's not as much remedial as it is... extra credit!"
(Yeah, like anyone will believe that!) "Well that's different. I totally believe that!" (Okay, I'm wrong. Wait! I'm the author! I can't be wrong! Wait a minute! I was wrong about that cuz I was wrong about her believing him! That means I was wrong again! This is too confusing! Back to the story! ... Stop reading this! NOW! BACK TO THE STORY! SCRAM!) Servius walked off and so did Megan. Where he actually went, no one knows. Megan went strait to the dorms. She pushed open the large wooden door to find Lilly sprawled out on her bed sobbing. "Lilly? Lilly what's wrong?" Megan sat down on the bed. "Serbiouc... seb dat... hiccup Lemus... rift... hiccup ubnutter gorl." Her voice came out muffled from the pillow." Megan sighed. "You're being a bit vague. You'll have to be clearer than that." Lilly sat up. Her eyes were red and puffy and tears were streaming down her face. "Sirius said hiccup he saw Remus kissing another girl." Her voice got cracked up and she began to sob uncontrollably again. "I don't see the big deal. Chase kisses his friends all of the time." "You... don't get hiccup it. He was kissing her as in REALLY KISSING HER!!" "OH UH UH! Who's the unlucky, no-good, gonna-die, best-friend-boyfriend- stealer?!!!!! I'm gonna need a name, eye and hair color, retina scan to track down that tramp and bash her face in! Either that or I can get Chase to do it. And that wouldn't be all too pretty!!!" "He didn't see her face. It was stuck on Remus' the whole time." Megan stood up and creepy background music started to play from somewhere. "There's only one way to figure out this mystery! This is a job for..." The music got louder. "Would you shut up already!!!" Megan through a conveniently placed shoe and chunked it. "OW!" A nerdy kid with a tuba walked up with a huge bump on his head. "Like I was saying, before I was so RUDELY interrupted. THIS IS A JOB FOR... BUM BUM BUUUUM...Sherlock Megan and her sidekick...ummm. Hmmm I'm gonna need a sidekick, won't I?" Lilly silently nodded. Megan was on her way to supper when she saw Snape in the hall. "How did your extra credit thing go, sweets?" "Ummm... good, I guess. How was whatever you were doing?" "Not good, not good. It was not good. It was down, depressed, miserable, despondent, and unhappy." "And that was redundant. Why was it so not good, down, depressed, ECT?" "I don't know if I should tell you." He put his arm around her shoulder and said, "C'mon, you know that you can tell me anything. And if you can't, then that's a sign of poor communication. And I would have to suggest couples' counseling." "NO! That's okay! I'll tell you! Well, Sirius told Lilly that Remus was cheating on her." "Humph! Neither James nor his friends could keep out of trouble. Now James has his friends terrorizing poor Lilly too." "Well maybe it wasn't Remus' fault. She could of forced him into it." She theorized. "Who is she?" "There's no name. No one knows who she is, except for Remus." "Then why don't you ask him?" "He wouldn't admit to cheating on his girlfriend." Why would anyone want to be with Lupin if he's with Lilly?" He inquired. "Well duh! That makes him unattainable. Everyone knows that unattainable boys are so fascinating, and therefore ten times more attractive." "Well why aren't I ten times more attractive?" "Ummm..." She couldn't really find a quick answer. "Because no one would dare take you from me. Now if you don't mind, I have to find a sidekick. Bye!" Oh boy. That's Megan for you. He thought to himself. SB: I remember going into the library. Since classes were out, I wanted to get a head start on next year's curricular. Boy it sucks to have great looks, grace, talent, and brains. But back to the point. Even though I'm normally the point of discussion, especially with the ladies. I was looking for a book on bulksweed in potions. I found something better though. I found a secret magazine stash. You wouldn't believe the pictures in those babies! I was looking at a particularly interesting one of an American supermodel in a wet bikini when I saw something a bit more interesting. Someone was making behind the shelves. I peered around to se who it was. Who it was I wouldn't believe! Remus was kissing some girl! I didn't see her face, but that was definitely Lupin. I went back to tell Lilly. It wasn't pretty! She was all sobbing all over me and getting my shirt wet! I hope it doesn't shrink. I bet James is gonna flip out! He'll probably say something like; "A guy doesn't steal his best friend's girl right from under his nose, then goes and cheats on her!" "Hi do you wanna be a sidekick?" Not five seconds after leaving to find a sidekick she was heard yelling at random people. Most of them were running away from her. "I don't get it. Someone must want to help me! HEY YOU!" She spotted a pale, scared looking first year. "You wanna be a sidekick?" "What do you want with me? I'm scared!" The boy began to whimper and tremble. Megan decided to tune it down a bit. Otherwise no one would help her. "Sorry I scared you. I really need someone's help." The little boy got up from the fetal position he was previously in. "Well if it'll get me friends, okay, I'll help you." "Nobody said anything about 'friends'. I'm talking sidekick! You shall be sidekick to Sherlock Megan. What's your name anyway?" "Jack Watson!" (Wow! Talk about ironic!)