Brotherhood Evolution: RAT!!!
Ahhh, time to see whether or not Betsy can handle Boris. Most likely not.
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The 'Hood House ™
"RAT!!!" Betsy screamed into Mike's ear as she shadow walked away from Boris, the Brotherhood Rat.
"This has got to stop…" Mike muttered as he cleaned his ear out. "She's making me go deaf."
"I'll say." Pietro added.
"What?" Mike asked as he cupped his hand to his ear.
"Case in point." Toad said as he crouched in front of the TV. "Yo, we defiantly gotta deal with Betsy, she gets all freaky deaky whenever she sees our smallest member, Yo." Toad said as he picked up Boris and put him in the cage.
"I didn't understand a single word you just said." Lance snapped.
"What?" Mike asked.
"He said we got to help Betsy get over her fear of Boris." Blob explained to Lance as Mike continued to clean his ears.
"Ah." Lance said. "I concur."
"What?" Mike asked again.
"Never you mind." Wanda told Mike, who tried cleaning his ear again.
"What?"
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A few days later
"Are you sure this plan will work?" Wanda asked skeptically as Pietro held out several diagrams and pie charts.
"Within ten percent accuracy." Pietro stated as he studied over the graphs.
"You're completely insane." Mike sated as the Brotherhood watched them.
"I know." Wanda said simply.
"Not you, him. But yes, you are as well." Mike said before a hex bolt from Wanda caused him to go flying into the backyard. "Ow."
"Man, he's lucky he has a healing factor." Tabitha whistled as the Brotherhood stared at the Omega shaped hole through the wall.
"Why, it happens to Toad all the time." Pietro said.
"Its true." Toad nodded.
"So Pietro, what is this plan of yours?" Lance asked, turning the Brotherhoods attention back to the subject at hand.
"Simple actually." Pietro said simply. "First, we have Wanda hex Betsy so that she can't use her powers. Then, we lock her in a room with Boris until the screaming stop." Pietro said with a smile.
"But doesn't this plan leave a large possibility that Boris will be killed?" Fred said as he scratched his head. Boris looked at Pietro cockeyed.
"I never said there wasn't a chance of error." Pietro said defensively.
"The sad thing is, this is the best plan we could come up with." Blob stated.
"I blame the school systems." Pietro said. "To many distractions."
"I told Kelly that allowing the teachers to use colored chalk was a bad idea." Lance said simply.
"Not to mention the Gerbil incident, the frog incident, the Dinosaur dance incident, the Blue Demon bathroom incident, and there is also what I like to call Toadgate." Mike said as he walked back through the hole he created.
"Well, lets go with it." Tabitha said simply.
"Any last words Boris?" Blob asked the little rat as he looked at them all cock eyed.
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Later that day…
"The rooms all set?" Pietro asked as the Brotherhood stared at Betsy's room, which they had completely stripped.
"Lets just hope that Mike kept Betsy busy so that she didn't read his mind. Like she normally does." Tabitha said dryly.
"Aren't relationships based in trust fun?" Toad asked sarcastically.
"I want to hurt him." Lance said out loud.
"Welcome to my world." Wanda stated.
"You know you want me." Toad said with a smile.
"Yea. I want you. DEAD!" Wanda snapped.
"At least she wants me." Toad said to Blob, who shook his head.
"People, please!" Pietro said. "They'll be home soon and we don't want Betsy getting suspicious when she arrives."
"Right." Tabitha said. "I'll get Boris. Where is he?"
"Having his last meal with Blob." Toad cracked.
"Toad, stop calling it that." Tabitha snapped.
"But it might be." Pietro added.
"I am not hearing this." Lance said as he walked off into his room.
"YES YOU ARE!" Toad called out after him. He was answered by the rumbling of the house.
"Someone's in a pissy mood." Pietro muttered.
"Let's go get Boris ready…" Tabitha said as the Brotherhood walked into the kitchen.
"This is unhealthy…" Wanda stated as the Brotherhood saw the scene before them. Boris was sitting on top of Blob, who was passed out, food still hanging in his mouth as the little rat ate a slice of tomato happily.
"And to think, these times will be over soon." Toad stated sadly.
"Shut him up. Please?" Wanda asked.
"With pleasure." Tabitha said as she dropped a time bomb in his pants.
"Uh oh." Toad stated as he hopped out before his pants blew up. (BLAM) "AHHHHHH!!!"
"Thank you." Wanda stated.
"I try." Tabitha said simply as Pietro picked up Boris.
"Time to see if this works…" Pietro said simply as he brought Boris up into Betsy room and let him Go. Boris hopped up onto the stool that was there and looked around as he sniffed the air.
"We're home!" Mike's voice rang through the house.
"SCRAMBLE!" Lance shouted as the Brotherhood ran downstairs, leaving Boris in Betsy's stripped room.
"How was it?" Lance asked as Betsy skipped up the stairs.
"We did it in every bathroom, nook, changing room, and clothing isle in the entire damn mall." Mike said as he fell onto the couch. "I swear to God, if I didn't have an accelerated healing factor that gave me heightened stamina…"
"We get the picture." Lance said as he held up his hand to stop Mike from continuing.
"Tell me the rest later." Pietro said as the rest of the Brotherhood ran upstairs to finish the plan.
"You wish…" Mike muttered before he passed out.
"So how was it?' Wanda asked innocently as Betsy went to open her door.
"Great." Betsy said as she let out a sigh. Really great…" Betsy said as she opened her door. "What the hell?" Betsy asked as she looked at her stripped room.
"Sorry." Wanda said as she hexed Psylocke, removing Betsy's powers from her.
"What…" Betsy asked as the Brother hood slammed the door and locked it. "… is going on?" Betsy asked as she turned around and saw Boris staring at her. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Man that stings…" Wanda muttered as she cleaned her ear.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"So now what?" Toad asked.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"We wait for the screams to stop." Pietro muttered.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Great." Lance said dryly.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
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The next day
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"I didn't get a wink of sleep." Toad muttered.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"What?" Mike asked as he cupped his ear.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Pietro, how much longer is this gonna last?" Lance asked.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"I don't know. This wasn't in my Calculations." Pietro said innocently as the Brotherhood all stared at him. "What?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Get him!" Mike shouted as the ganged up on Pietro.
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Three days later…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"I haven't slept in days…" Tabitha muttered through Blood-shot eyes.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"I want to hurt her." Wanda muttered as she rocked herself back and forth in the corner. "I want to hurt her…"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"This has seriously got to stop." Lance said as he tore more cotton to shove in his ears.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Man, I knew she had good breath control, but damn." Mike muttered as the Brotherhood all stared at him. "What?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"I think its time we face facts, Betsy is never going to get over her fear of Boris." Toad sated simply.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Let's just let her out." Blob muttered as the Brotherhood made there way upstairs and opened Betsy's door.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Betsy screamed as she ran out of her room and hid behind Omega and Blob. "GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" Betsy shouted as Tabitha walked into the room and picked up Boris, who looked at everyone strangely.
"Jeeze the quite is good." Lance said as he walked into his room and passed out.
"To bad that I'm going to wake Lance up." Betsy said as she regained her composition.
"How are you going to do that?" Toad asked.
"BY KILLING ALL OF YOU!" Betsy shouted in rage.
"RUN!!!" Mike shouted as the Brotherhood scattered.
"YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!" Betsy shouted as she ran after them.
"Great plan Pietro." Toad muttered.
"Gripe, gripe, gripe…" Pietro muttered to himself.
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Next time on Brotherhood Evolution: Darkness. Toad's been acting smart lately, and the reason why is revealed next chapter. Toad angst ahoy!
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Later all,
Descendent
Ahhh, time to see whether or not Betsy can handle Boris. Most likely not.
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The 'Hood House ™
"RAT!!!" Betsy screamed into Mike's ear as she shadow walked away from Boris, the Brotherhood Rat.
"This has got to stop…" Mike muttered as he cleaned his ear out. "She's making me go deaf."
"I'll say." Pietro added.
"What?" Mike asked as he cupped his hand to his ear.
"Case in point." Toad said as he crouched in front of the TV. "Yo, we defiantly gotta deal with Betsy, she gets all freaky deaky whenever she sees our smallest member, Yo." Toad said as he picked up Boris and put him in the cage.
"I didn't understand a single word you just said." Lance snapped.
"What?" Mike asked.
"He said we got to help Betsy get over her fear of Boris." Blob explained to Lance as Mike continued to clean his ears.
"Ah." Lance said. "I concur."
"What?" Mike asked again.
"Never you mind." Wanda told Mike, who tried cleaning his ear again.
"What?"
********************
A few days later
"Are you sure this plan will work?" Wanda asked skeptically as Pietro held out several diagrams and pie charts.
"Within ten percent accuracy." Pietro stated as he studied over the graphs.
"You're completely insane." Mike sated as the Brotherhood watched them.
"I know." Wanda said simply.
"Not you, him. But yes, you are as well." Mike said before a hex bolt from Wanda caused him to go flying into the backyard. "Ow."
"Man, he's lucky he has a healing factor." Tabitha whistled as the Brotherhood stared at the Omega shaped hole through the wall.
"Why, it happens to Toad all the time." Pietro said.
"Its true." Toad nodded.
"So Pietro, what is this plan of yours?" Lance asked, turning the Brotherhoods attention back to the subject at hand.
"Simple actually." Pietro said simply. "First, we have Wanda hex Betsy so that she can't use her powers. Then, we lock her in a room with Boris until the screaming stop." Pietro said with a smile.
"But doesn't this plan leave a large possibility that Boris will be killed?" Fred said as he scratched his head. Boris looked at Pietro cockeyed.
"I never said there wasn't a chance of error." Pietro said defensively.
"The sad thing is, this is the best plan we could come up with." Blob stated.
"I blame the school systems." Pietro said. "To many distractions."
"I told Kelly that allowing the teachers to use colored chalk was a bad idea." Lance said simply.
"Not to mention the Gerbil incident, the frog incident, the Dinosaur dance incident, the Blue Demon bathroom incident, and there is also what I like to call Toadgate." Mike said as he walked back through the hole he created.
"Well, lets go with it." Tabitha said simply.
"Any last words Boris?" Blob asked the little rat as he looked at them all cock eyed.
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Later that day…
"The rooms all set?" Pietro asked as the Brotherhood stared at Betsy's room, which they had completely stripped.
"Lets just hope that Mike kept Betsy busy so that she didn't read his mind. Like she normally does." Tabitha said dryly.
"Aren't relationships based in trust fun?" Toad asked sarcastically.
"I want to hurt him." Lance said out loud.
"Welcome to my world." Wanda stated.
"You know you want me." Toad said with a smile.
"Yea. I want you. DEAD!" Wanda snapped.
"At least she wants me." Toad said to Blob, who shook his head.
"People, please!" Pietro said. "They'll be home soon and we don't want Betsy getting suspicious when she arrives."
"Right." Tabitha said. "I'll get Boris. Where is he?"
"Having his last meal with Blob." Toad cracked.
"Toad, stop calling it that." Tabitha snapped.
"But it might be." Pietro added.
"I am not hearing this." Lance said as he walked off into his room.
"YES YOU ARE!" Toad called out after him. He was answered by the rumbling of the house.
"Someone's in a pissy mood." Pietro muttered.
"Let's go get Boris ready…" Tabitha said as the Brotherhood walked into the kitchen.
"This is unhealthy…" Wanda stated as the Brotherhood saw the scene before them. Boris was sitting on top of Blob, who was passed out, food still hanging in his mouth as the little rat ate a slice of tomato happily.
"And to think, these times will be over soon." Toad stated sadly.
"Shut him up. Please?" Wanda asked.
"With pleasure." Tabitha said as she dropped a time bomb in his pants.
"Uh oh." Toad stated as he hopped out before his pants blew up. (BLAM) "AHHHHHH!!!"
"Thank you." Wanda stated.
"I try." Tabitha said simply as Pietro picked up Boris.
"Time to see if this works…" Pietro said simply as he brought Boris up into Betsy room and let him Go. Boris hopped up onto the stool that was there and looked around as he sniffed the air.
"We're home!" Mike's voice rang through the house.
"SCRAMBLE!" Lance shouted as the Brotherhood ran downstairs, leaving Boris in Betsy's stripped room.
"How was it?" Lance asked as Betsy skipped up the stairs.
"We did it in every bathroom, nook, changing room, and clothing isle in the entire damn mall." Mike said as he fell onto the couch. "I swear to God, if I didn't have an accelerated healing factor that gave me heightened stamina…"
"We get the picture." Lance said as he held up his hand to stop Mike from continuing.
"Tell me the rest later." Pietro said as the rest of the Brotherhood ran upstairs to finish the plan.
"You wish…" Mike muttered before he passed out.
"So how was it?' Wanda asked innocently as Betsy went to open her door.
"Great." Betsy said as she let out a sigh. Really great…" Betsy said as she opened her door. "What the hell?" Betsy asked as she looked at her stripped room.
"Sorry." Wanda said as she hexed Psylocke, removing Betsy's powers from her.
"What…" Betsy asked as the Brother hood slammed the door and locked it. "… is going on?" Betsy asked as she turned around and saw Boris staring at her. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Man that stings…" Wanda muttered as she cleaned her ear.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"So now what?" Toad asked.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"We wait for the screams to stop." Pietro muttered.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Great." Lance said dryly.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
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The next day
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"I didn't get a wink of sleep." Toad muttered.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"What?" Mike asked as he cupped his ear.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Pietro, how much longer is this gonna last?" Lance asked.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"I don't know. This wasn't in my Calculations." Pietro said innocently as the Brotherhood all stared at him. "What?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Get him!" Mike shouted as the ganged up on Pietro.
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Three days later…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"I haven't slept in days…" Tabitha muttered through Blood-shot eyes.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"I want to hurt her." Wanda muttered as she rocked herself back and forth in the corner. "I want to hurt her…"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"This has seriously got to stop." Lance said as he tore more cotton to shove in his ears.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Man, I knew she had good breath control, but damn." Mike muttered as the Brotherhood all stared at him. "What?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"I think its time we face facts, Betsy is never going to get over her fear of Boris." Toad sated simply.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Let's just let her out." Blob muttered as the Brotherhood made there way upstairs and opened Betsy's door.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Betsy screamed as she ran out of her room and hid behind Omega and Blob. "GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" Betsy shouted as Tabitha walked into the room and picked up Boris, who looked at everyone strangely.
"Jeeze the quite is good." Lance said as he walked into his room and passed out.
"To bad that I'm going to wake Lance up." Betsy said as she regained her composition.
"How are you going to do that?" Toad asked.
"BY KILLING ALL OF YOU!" Betsy shouted in rage.
"RUN!!!" Mike shouted as the Brotherhood scattered.
"YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!" Betsy shouted as she ran after them.
"Great plan Pietro." Toad muttered.
"Gripe, gripe, gripe…" Pietro muttered to himself.
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Next time on Brotherhood Evolution: Darkness. Toad's been acting smart lately, and the reason why is revealed next chapter. Toad angst ahoy!
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Later all,
Descendent