me:in hospital stipid bomb never again..... j.k:mwahahahah! me: would you give it a rest already! so they are still not mine....


"EW! Lilly! That's definitely gross!" Megan and Watson walked in Megan's dorm to find Lilly and James kissing on the bed. In the words of Lilly herself, he was kissing her as in REALLY KISSING HER!! "And on my bed too!" Megan pulled them apart.

"Like Sirius says, 'get a room already!'"

"What do you need, Megan?" Lilly brushed off her skirt in an attempt to make herself look more orderly.

"I need to ask James a few questions."

"Wait, up!" James jumped up in protest.

"Why are dragging me into this whole Lupin mess! I didn't do anything."

"You sure about that?" Watson began to giggle and point.

"Really?" Megan pushed him back on the bed. "We have reason to believe that you had some connection to Remus' current situation. Are you sure that you weren't behind it. Think about it. We'll go beck a few weeks ago." Megan smirked. "You're walking down the hall and you hear the news. Your backstabbing 'friend' just took a shot at your girl. Now Remus is dating the girl you've yearned for, years. You can bet you're pissed off. But you formulate a plan."

"Where do you think you're going with this?" James interrupted.

"Let me tell the story! Like I was saying, you formulated a plan. If you could make Remus look bad, you could make your move." She paced back and fourth with her hands behind her back, just like a courtroom interrogation. "So you hire some hot chick to kiss Lupin. You knew that Sirius would be in the library that day. When he saw Lupin, he'd tell for sure." She turned to James with a menacing glare. "THEN YOU MADE YOUR MOVE ON LILLY! You made your best friend look bad so that you could play the hero."

Watson thought to himself. "Sherlock..."

Megan was too absorbed in her accusations to notice him.

"Sherlock... Sherlock Megan..."

She still didn't reply.

"Megan... YO ORDUNE! LISTEN UP!!" He shouted

"What, Watson? You don't need to shout." Megan turned around to her sidekick who looked like he was going to explode.

"James couldn't have done it." He said in a calmer tone.

"Why?"

"Don't question the boy. He's smart." James said, trembling behind Lilly, scared to death.

"When we were questioning Mr. Remus, I saw a handbook on the bedside. It was a Hogwarts' Boys of Honor Club."

"You mean that geeky club for guys who are obsessed with rules?"

"MY MOM MADE ME JOIN!!!" James screamed.

"Anyway," Watson continued, "James couldn't have done anything. The rule is, and I quote, 'A Boy of Honor shall not bring shame upon his friends by means of lying or otherwise, even if said friend is a backstabbing, conniving, no-good-girlfriend-stealer. Said friend can be deemed a backstabbing, conniving, no-good-girlfriend stealer even if said girl is not actually the Boy of Honor's girlfriend." Watson closed the large manual he was reading from.

"How do you know this stuff?" Megan was confused.

"I'm a new recruit." He said with a satisfied grin.

"See!" Lilly got on the side of James and put her arms around him.

"My James wouldn't do a thing like that."

"Excuse me. Did you just say your James?" Lilly nodded. "no i said my James!," James agreed, "her James. That's me alright."

"Whatever. We have to go." Megan, yet again, dragged Watson out of the door.