me: in hospital bed But! but! but!
nurse: no buts! now sit still so we can operate!
me: gulp operate?!?!?!?
nurse: yes operate pulls out big pointy saw that leg just has to go
me: yells and run out hospital, and comes to a stop in front of a phone
phone: ring ring!!!
me: hello?
j.k:mwahahahahahaha!!!!
me:STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!
there still not mine BUT SOME DAY THEY WILL BBBBEEEE!!!!!
"ALRIGHT, CAROLINE! FESS UP! I KNOW YOU WERE THE ONE IN THE LIBRARY WITH REMUS!!!" Megan burst into her dormitory.
Caroline was stretched out on her bed drooling over a guy in a magazine. "Yeah so?" She put the magazine down and looked up.
"You mean you admit it?"
"Yes. I was the one who kissed Remus. And Lilly already knows. So don't try to play that on my conscious. Trust me I got rid of that thing years ago. Otherwise, I wouldn't have had the guts to make a guy cheat on his girlfriend."
"Why did you do it?" Megan sat on her own bed.
"You know, he had a girlfriend, which made him unattainable. And unattainable guys are so sigh fascinating, and therefore ten times more desirable." Caroline answered.
"Hmmm... that is true. But why would you do it, if it would hurt Lilly like it did?"
"Like I said, I don't have a conscious. But anyway, it would give Lilly a chance to hook up with James. C'mon, face it. It was going to happen eventually."
"Then I guess case closed then. Everyone's happy, I guess. Lilly has a new boyfriend, so she's not upset. Wait! How did you get Lupin to kiss you? He doesn't seem like the cheating type."
"Well that's easy." She replied. "I used a spell. Ain't magic awesome!"
"Very much so, my friend." Megan agreed. "Hey... where's Lilly?"
"She ran off somewhere with James. I think they said something about the Forbidden Forest."
"Really? Well since the mystery is solved, I'm going to bed." She lay down and pulled the covers over her head. But soon she sat bolt upright again. "Hey, Caroline."
"Yeah, Megan?"
"You got any chocolate pudding?" Caroline looked down at her watch. "Ten thirty," she whispered. "Right on schedule." Caroline tossed a pudding snack in Megan's direction.
"WOW! That's the first time you actually gave me one!" Megan opened the pudding snack.
"I thought it would be better to be prepared."
Megan began to whimper. "Awwww! No fair!"
"What's wrong Megan?" Megan sat up.
"I finally have the ten-thirty pudding snack, but I don't have a spoon! WAAAAAAH!!!!!!"
Typical Megan. Caroline thought to herself.
The next day Megan told Remus everything that happened. "I was under a spell? Lilly was crying? Oh man, I have to explain everything to her." He shot off towards the girls' dorms, not knowing about what happened with his girlfriend and James.
"Lilly I'm so sorry." Lupin was sitting at the foot of Lilly's bed, talking to Lilly, who was sitting on Megan's.
"I guess it's not that bad. But why did you do it? Didn't you think it would hurt me?"
"You see it wasn't my fault. Caroline used magic on me." Lilly made a puzzled expression.
"Caroline! No way! She's my best friend, besides Megan... I think."
"It's true! You can ask her yourself!"
"Ask me what?" Caroline said when she walked into the room. She later explained that she was going sunbathing and came to get her swimsuit. Boy, I bet Sirius would enjoy that! To see Caroline in a bikini, that's his goal in life. Lilly thought to herself.
"Tell her what happened in the library was not my fault!"
"It wasn't. It was my fault. Well, bye!" Caroline grabbed her swimsuit and left.
"See! Lilly, I'm sorry. I really am sorry. Forgive me, baby?" Her pet name, baby, reminded Lilly that she was Lupin's girlfriend since he really didn't cheat on her. What about James? (What about him?) She had really grown attached to him too. What was she going to do? Lilly put her head down in her hands, concentrating on how to say what she needed to tell him. "Lilly, are you okay?" Remus crossed over to the other (SIDE, SIDE!) bed (Oh darn!) and put his arm around her. She shrugged off his cuddle. (Hey, did you ever notice that cuddle is a cute word? I think it's cute! CUDDLE, CUDDLE, CUDDLE!! I bet if you say if five times fast it would sound really cute. Try it! CUDDLE, CUDDLE, CUDDLE, CUDDLE, CUDDLE! See, it sounds soooooo cute!) "Actually no. I'm not okay, Remus." Her voice got a bit choked up. "I- ummm... Well something happened while I wasn't speaking to you."
"Wait a minute!" He interrupted. "Did something happen or did something happen?"
"No, it was just something."
"Oh, fine then."
"NO! It's not fine. Ya see, when we weren't talking, I kind of got to know James a little better."
"You're dumping me, aren't you?"
"Not in so many words." She tried to sugarcoat the truth.
"You're dumping me, aren't you?" (Well it didn't work!)
"Basically." Lupin got up and slowly walked away.
LE: I feel bad for Remus. I hate myself for what I did to him. What was I supposed to do? James is just so... interesting, to say the least. Why did this have to happen to me! First I had Lupin and everything was fine. Then I sort of, not really, lost him. Then I had James and things were perfect again. Then I find out that I never lost Remus in the first place. So I had to either really lose Lupin for good or lose James. Why me? WHY ME?!!! Now Remus is gone for good! He'll probably never speak to me again! Did I make the right choice? James is the type that you can never get rid of. Do I really want to spend the rest of my life with Potter, the self- centered obnoxious jerk?
Lupin, after finding out that Caroline went sunbathing, went on the grounds to find her. She was in a pink with yellow polka dots string bikini. She was lying on a seashell towel by the lake.
"WHAT HE HECK WERE YOU THINKING?!!!!!!" Lupin charged up to her screaming.
"What are you talking about?" She lifted her rose-colored sunglasses and gazed up at Remus.
"What was I thinking, about what?"
"Why did you put that spell on me?!!! Why did you have to kiss me?!!!!!!!!!!!"
Caroline sat up with a satisfied grin on her face. "Don't you remember, Remus? I didn't kiss you. You kissed me."
Remus scowled. "What the hell are you talking about?!"
"Don't you remember?" The smirk on her face widened.
"It was two days ago, you walked into the library. For the first time, Lilly wasn't with you..." The scene changes. Remus is walking into the library, looking for a book to read. "A book... I need a book." Remus scanned the bookshelves. He was one of those people who needed to read something or else they would blow up. He didn't notice, though, that Caroline was hiding behind the next set of shelves. "You'll be mine soon, Remus. I swear it. You'll be mine." She whispered to herself. "The Tale of Two Witches... The Cat in the Cauldron..." Lupin read aloud as he scanned the shelves. Behind the shelves, Caroline removed her wand from her robes and removed the handle. She then placed a light blue powder, which she also obtained from inside her robes, in her wand where the handle would be. "Good thing I took that extra credit course on turning potions to powder." She whispered to herself as she poured the remaining powder into the wand. "Expelianous elaunchendo." She pointed her wand as she whispered the incantation. The blue powder launched in Remus' direction and hovered above his head before settling. "EWWWW!" Lupin exclaimed as he unknowingly sniffed the powder. He left the shelves and looked at a group of sixth years sitting at a table. "Justin, if you have to do that, go in the bathroom!" "Hey, Remus." Caroline stepped out from behind the shelves. "Oh... hey Caroline." Remus returned to the shelves. Why isn't it working? That love potion was foolproof! Caroline yet again walked up behind Remus. "What are you doing?" She said in her most seductive voice. "Looking for a book." "Really? Shouldn't you be looking for something else?" "What?" She slid between him and the bookshelf. "Really?" Remus asked. Just then an unfamiliar and undeniable urge came over him. "I guess you're right." A mischievous smirk crept its way onto his face. Well... you know what happens next. RL: What am I doing? Why am I kissing Caroline? Lilly is so gonna kill me if she finds out! I'm so dead!!! Why am I doing this? A few minutes later...
A few minutes later, (Like I just said.) Lupin was lying in a corner in the library. Caroline was gone and the powdered love potion had worn off. "What happened?" Lupin whispered to herself. He obviously couldn't remember a thing. "I can't remember a thing!" (See. I told you!) "Ughh... Why am I sitting down? My head hurts. Did I find my book?" Lupin stood up and shook his head. "I'm going to bed." He walked out of the library. The scene changes again. We return to the outside lawn where Lupin and Caroline were sitting.
"Why? Why did you do that to me? You ruined everything!" "Well everyone knows that when a guy has a girlfriend he becomes unattainable. And unattainable boys are so... sigh fascinating, and therefore ten times more attractive!" "But now I've lost Lilly forever!" "Well that's too bad. But you have to admit, Lilly and James to make an absolutely charming couple." "How can you say that?!!!!" He shouted. "Lilly was mine! We were happy together! And now you've ruined it!!!!!!"
"I didn't ruin it. I made it better. Now Lilly has James. He's popular, hot, rich, and a jock!" "I can't believe you! Well," he gave a heavy sigh, "since Lilly is no longer a part of my life, you still wanna be my girlfriend?" Caroline shook her head. "Sorry, but since you don't have a girlfriend you're not unattainable. That means your attraction rate has dropped twenty percent. Besides, Sirius and me started talking today and... giggle well, you know. Well," she got up, "I must go." She trotted up to the doors to the castle where Sirius was waiting for her. They walked into the building hand-in-hand.
"Ughhh!" Remus flopped down on his back. He watched the soft fluffy clouds roll by in the clear sky. "What's wrong, Moony?" "Oh, hey, Wormtail." Peter sat down next to Remus. "Alone, too?" "Yeah." Lupin answered. "Lilly dumped me for James." "Nuh-uh!" "Uh-huh." "I can't believe James made a move on Lilly!!! That totally violates the Hogwarts' Boys of Honor Club code of honor!" "Not exactly." Remus turned over on his side to face Peter. "The rule is, and I quote, 'A Boy of Honor shall not bring shame upon his friends by means of lying or otherwise, even if said friend is a backstabbing, conniving, no-good-girlfriend-stealer. Said friend can be deemed a backstabbing, conniving, no-good-girlfriend-stealer even if said girl is not actually the Boy of Honor's girlfriend.' There's no rule saying that that a member can't make a move on the girl if the girl and the backstabbing, conniving, no-good-girlfriend-stealer are at a temporary or permanent separation." "So... you're alone?" Peter tried to simplify the situation. "Yes. I'm alo-" A particularly gorgeous blond walked by them just as Remus was answering. "Would you excuse me?" Remus got up and ran after the girl. He could still be heard in the background calling, "Hey, baby! Wait up!" Wormtail lied down in the fresh, crisp grass. "Alone again. Nobody around but good ol Peter, me, myself, and I. Oh I'm all-alone. There's no one here beside me! My problems have all gone. There's no one to deride me-eeee! But ya gotta have friends!" Peter started singing a tune that he didn't know would be a famous tune. Or was it already famous. It would have to be pretty darn famous for a geek like Wormtail to know about it.