Brotherhood Evolution: My Pet Mutant
This is just a little something that popped into my head while writing the alien saga. Its something that I think is really cool and that the Marvel Universe should do. But they won't.
P.s. A gold star to all who realized the shooting in the first chapter was the same shooting the "claimed" Sarah's life.
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The 'Hood House ™
"Hmmmm…." Toad thought as he and Blob stared at Boris, The Brotherhood Rat with interest.
"Are you sure about this?" Blob asked as Boris cleaned himself off.
"I don't know. But after seeing what the Phalanx, then Sarah did to our house, I find it hard to believe Boris survived locked in this cage without anything happening to him." Toad said as he studied the little black and white rat in front of him.
"What the hell are you two doing?" Tabitha asked as she stared at Toad and Blob as she walked into the room.
"Toad thinks that Boris might be a mutant." Blob said simply.
"Ask a stupid question…" Tabitha muttered as she walked out of the room.
"Only one sure way to find out." Toad said as he picked Boris up and put him on the couch. "Ready."
"As I'll ever be." Blob said as he walked towards the couch and got ready to sit down. "This reminds me of what a happened to Harry." Blob said.
"Wait. I thought you all said Harry ran away." Toad said.
"He did." Blob covered quickly.
"Oh." Toad said simply as he looked around confused as Blob went to sit on Boris as Mike walked into the room and saw Blob pointing his but at the Rat.
"Hey guys I… I wonder what Betsy's up to." Mike said as he turned around and walked out without another word.
"Here goes nothing. Blob said as he sat down.
"(Crunch)
"BORIS!" Toad screeched as the Brotherhood all ran into the room.
"Freddy you didn't?" Lance asked.
"What the hell were you two smoking?" Pietro asked.
"Oh sweet Christ!" Wanda vomited.
"Hallelujah!" Betsy cried out.
"Bets!" Mike whined.
"Oh my God! We killed Boris!" Toad shouted in shock.
"AHHHH! I'M A KILLER! Just like Granny!" Blob shouted.
"I do not want to know!" Wanda stated.
"Oh God!" Blob cried as he sat up. To the Brotherhood's shock, Boris was sitting there like nothing happened.
"RAT!" Betsy shouted as she disappeared.
"What the duce?" Mike asked as he raised his pierced eyebrow.
"How?" Lance asked no one in particular.
"I don't believe it." Pietro said. "How could this happen."
"I knew it!" Toad shouted. "Boris is a mutant!"
"Toad was right about something?" Lance asked in horror. "AH! BLACK IS WHITE! UP IS DOWN! RIGHT IS WRONG! AHHHH!" Lance screamed as he ran out of the house.
"He seriously needs to get a new girlfriend." Mike muttered.
"Agreed." Blob said simply.
"But wait, are we saying that Boris is indestructible?" Mike asked.
"Only one way to find out." Tabitha said as she created an energy bomb.
"Oh uh." Toad said.
"This looks bad." Wanda moaned as Tabitha shoved the Bomb into Boris's mouth.
"TABITHA!" Toad cried. "It might have been a fluke!"
"Oops." Tabitha muttered before Boris inflated as the Bomb went off. To the Brotherhood's shock, Boris coughed up smoke and then continued to clean himself off.
"Ooooooh." The entire Brotherhood said at once.
"He is a mutant." Mike said in shock.
"I think Father is going to want to know about this new development." Pietro said simply as he picked up his cell phone and dialed a number.
"This should be good." Tabitha whispered to Wanda.
"Oh yea. I'm dying to hear how he explains this one." Wanda said with a sinister smile as Pietro explained what had just happened.
"Hello? Father?' Pietro asked into the phone. "Are you there? Well you'll never believe what happened. It turns out our pet Rat is actually a mutant. Hello? Huh. He hung up on me." Pietro said simply.
"Big surprise." Lance said simply as he walked back into the house.
"You have a nice scream?" Blob asked.
"Yes. Thank you for asking." Lance quipped.
"So I guess Boris is a mutant." Mike said in shock.
"You guys do know what this means, right?" Toad asked.
"We're going to have to deal with Betsy's screaming and uncertain fear of Boris forever now, aren't we?" Mike gulped.
"Oh yea." Toad said simply.
"CRAP!" The entire Brotherhood shouted as Boris just looked at them weirdly.
"Humans." Boris thought to himself. "Can't live with them and can't live without them…"
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Cruise Control. What was the Brotherhood doing during Cruise Control? Celebrating the loss of Tabitha of course!
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Well, just some little thing to hold you all down while I try and figure out more ideas. Now if you'll excuse me, there are some Muses that I need to get off their Asses…
Omega: Is he talking about us?
Psylocke: I think so.
Omega: Uh oh. He's got the chainsaw!
Psylocke: RUN!
Descendent wearing a hockey mask: You can run, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are figments of my imagination after all! Please review folks. Peace out,
Descendent
This is just a little something that popped into my head while writing the alien saga. Its something that I think is really cool and that the Marvel Universe should do. But they won't.
P.s. A gold star to all who realized the shooting in the first chapter was the same shooting the "claimed" Sarah's life.
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The 'Hood House ™
"Hmmmm…." Toad thought as he and Blob stared at Boris, The Brotherhood Rat with interest.
"Are you sure about this?" Blob asked as Boris cleaned himself off.
"I don't know. But after seeing what the Phalanx, then Sarah did to our house, I find it hard to believe Boris survived locked in this cage without anything happening to him." Toad said as he studied the little black and white rat in front of him.
"What the hell are you two doing?" Tabitha asked as she stared at Toad and Blob as she walked into the room.
"Toad thinks that Boris might be a mutant." Blob said simply.
"Ask a stupid question…" Tabitha muttered as she walked out of the room.
"Only one sure way to find out." Toad said as he picked Boris up and put him on the couch. "Ready."
"As I'll ever be." Blob said as he walked towards the couch and got ready to sit down. "This reminds me of what a happened to Harry." Blob said.
"Wait. I thought you all said Harry ran away." Toad said.
"He did." Blob covered quickly.
"Oh." Toad said simply as he looked around confused as Blob went to sit on Boris as Mike walked into the room and saw Blob pointing his but at the Rat.
"Hey guys I… I wonder what Betsy's up to." Mike said as he turned around and walked out without another word.
"Here goes nothing. Blob said as he sat down.
"(Crunch)
"BORIS!" Toad screeched as the Brotherhood all ran into the room.
"Freddy you didn't?" Lance asked.
"What the hell were you two smoking?" Pietro asked.
"Oh sweet Christ!" Wanda vomited.
"Hallelujah!" Betsy cried out.
"Bets!" Mike whined.
"Oh my God! We killed Boris!" Toad shouted in shock.
"AHHHH! I'M A KILLER! Just like Granny!" Blob shouted.
"I do not want to know!" Wanda stated.
"Oh God!" Blob cried as he sat up. To the Brotherhood's shock, Boris was sitting there like nothing happened.
"RAT!" Betsy shouted as she disappeared.
"What the duce?" Mike asked as he raised his pierced eyebrow.
"How?" Lance asked no one in particular.
"I don't believe it." Pietro said. "How could this happen."
"I knew it!" Toad shouted. "Boris is a mutant!"
"Toad was right about something?" Lance asked in horror. "AH! BLACK IS WHITE! UP IS DOWN! RIGHT IS WRONG! AHHHH!" Lance screamed as he ran out of the house.
"He seriously needs to get a new girlfriend." Mike muttered.
"Agreed." Blob said simply.
"But wait, are we saying that Boris is indestructible?" Mike asked.
"Only one way to find out." Tabitha said as she created an energy bomb.
"Oh uh." Toad said.
"This looks bad." Wanda moaned as Tabitha shoved the Bomb into Boris's mouth.
"TABITHA!" Toad cried. "It might have been a fluke!"
"Oops." Tabitha muttered before Boris inflated as the Bomb went off. To the Brotherhood's shock, Boris coughed up smoke and then continued to clean himself off.
"Ooooooh." The entire Brotherhood said at once.
"He is a mutant." Mike said in shock.
"I think Father is going to want to know about this new development." Pietro said simply as he picked up his cell phone and dialed a number.
"This should be good." Tabitha whispered to Wanda.
"Oh yea. I'm dying to hear how he explains this one." Wanda said with a sinister smile as Pietro explained what had just happened.
"Hello? Father?' Pietro asked into the phone. "Are you there? Well you'll never believe what happened. It turns out our pet Rat is actually a mutant. Hello? Huh. He hung up on me." Pietro said simply.
"Big surprise." Lance said simply as he walked back into the house.
"You have a nice scream?" Blob asked.
"Yes. Thank you for asking." Lance quipped.
"So I guess Boris is a mutant." Mike said in shock.
"You guys do know what this means, right?" Toad asked.
"We're going to have to deal with Betsy's screaming and uncertain fear of Boris forever now, aren't we?" Mike gulped.
"Oh yea." Toad said simply.
"CRAP!" The entire Brotherhood shouted as Boris just looked at them weirdly.
"Humans." Boris thought to himself. "Can't live with them and can't live without them…"
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Cruise Control. What was the Brotherhood doing during Cruise Control? Celebrating the loss of Tabitha of course!
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Well, just some little thing to hold you all down while I try and figure out more ideas. Now if you'll excuse me, there are some Muses that I need to get off their Asses…
Omega: Is he talking about us?
Psylocke: I think so.
Omega: Uh oh. He's got the chainsaw!
Psylocke: RUN!
Descendent wearing a hockey mask: You can run, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are figments of my imagination after all! Please review folks. Peace out,
Descendent