Brotherhood Evolution: Cruise Control.
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The 'Hood House ™
(RING) "Hello!" Tabitha crowed as she picked up the phone. "AMARA!" Tabitha squealed. "How are you? Uh huh. ME? Well, same old same old." Tabitha said as Toad Ran By screaming, Wanda chasing him with an Axe.
"I love you snukum's!" Toad shouted as he dodged a swing of the axe.
"Why don't you just die?" Wanda demanded.
"Yea. Its pretty dull here actually." Tabitha said as the house shook.
"DAMN IT PIETRO! GET OUT OF MY GOD DAMN ROOM!" Lance screamed as the house shook again.
"AHH!" Pietro screamed as he fell through a newly created hole in the floor and landed on the table, breaking it in half. "My spine…"
"Yea. Same old same old." Tabitha said simply. "What? Do I miss you?" Of course I do." Tabitha said with a smile. "A cruise? Really?" Tabitha said with a sly smile. "You know, I think I will come back. Things are getting pretty dull around here." Tabitha said as Toad ran by screaming.
"I love you!" Toad called out.
"Get back here!' Wanda screamed.
"Oh yea. I'm defiantly in." Tabitha said as she hung up the phone and ran upstairs to pack.
"Hey, where are you going?" Blob asked as Tabitha skipped out the front door.
"I'm a movin' back in with the X-Men!" Tabitha called out. "Stay cool Freddy!"
"She's gone." Blob said simply to Boris. "Tabitha is gone." And for the first time in Blobs life, his Mind made a connection right away. "YA-HOOO! TABITHA'S GONE!"
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Xavier's
"Why, why, why, why…" Xavier moaned as he beat his head against the desk.
"Charles, Tabitha has decided to come back." Storm said as she walked into Xavier's room.
"I know already." Xavier moaned as he beat his head some more. "WHY…"
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Back at the 'Hood House
"PAR-TAY!" Toad called out as the Brotherhood danced around the living room to KoRN's "Got the Life"
"Ding- Dong the witch is dead!" Lance called out.
"I resent that!" Wanda shouted.
"Don't you mean represent that?" Mike asked.
"WHAT!" Wanda demanded.
"Uh oh." Mike said as he saw the hex bolt flying towards him.
"Oh…He ain't pretty no more." Pietro winced.
"Agreed." Lance said as he jumped up and down to the music.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe a toast is in order." Pietro said as he stood up on the table.
"Toast? Where?" Blob asked.
"Why am I not surprised that Blob's thinking about food." Mike quipped as he walked back through the hole he created in the wall.
"WHAT WAS THAT!?" Blob yelled.
"This really isn't my day…" Mike moaned as Blob put him through the wall. Again.
"Anyhow." Pietro said. "I believe a toast is in order. To Tabitha! May she drive the X-Geeks insane for as long as they live!"
"Knowing her, it won't be that long…" Wanda muttered to Betsy.
"Amen." Betsy said simply.
"My spine…" Mike moaned.
"So what do we do now that Tabitha's gone?" Blob asked.
"I've got some idea's, but they involve me and my snukum's, alone." Toad said as he made his eyebrows dance. "If you catch my drift…"
"Oh God…" Wanda moaned, as she turned green and vomited.
"My shoes!" Betsy screamed. "Toad your dead!"
"That's my Line!" Wanda screamed.
"I didn't see your name on it little girl!' Betsy shouted at Wanda.
"Bring it on!' Wanda shouted.
"Ten bills on the Asian chick." Blob said as he held up a wad of cash.
"This spells disaster all over it." Pietro gulped. "I hereby end this meeting of the Brotherhood of Bayville with this message: HEAD FOR THE HILLS!" Pietro screamed as he bolted.
"Run!" Mike shouted as he and Lance ran outside with Toad and Blob in tow.
"Hey! Where's your jeep?" Toad asked Lance.
"Tabitha…" Lance grimaced. "I'LL GET YOU!!" Lance shouted at the heavens. "If it's the last thing I do!"
"It probably will be." Blob said to Mike.
"Oh yea." Mike said simply.
"So where are we going?" Betsy asked as she and Wanda walked outside.
"Wait. Weren't you two just at each other's throats?" Pietro asked.
"Yea. But we made up." Wanda said simply.
"How?" Lance asked.
"It's a girl thing." Betsy shrugged.
"Ah." Lance said simply. "So I guess we have a job to do.' Lance said simply.
"What?" Mike asked.
"We got to the X-Geeks place and get my Jeep back." Lance stated, striking a dramatic pose.
"I'm starting to worry about him." Toad said to Pietro.
"Starting?" Pietro asked. "I thought the hair cut was a dead give away." Pietro said simply. "Which is why I've been trying to get him to cut it."
"My hair!" Lance cried as he clutched his scalp.
"Why did I sign up for this outfit again?" Mike said simply
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Xavier's
"At last!" Cyclops said with a wicked smile. "I have you in my clutches, and now I shall take my vengeance on you Alvers. BY DESTROYING YOUR JEEP!" Cyclops laughed manically as Kurt and Ray stared at him awkwardly.
"Has he finally snapped?" Ray asked as he ate a sandwich.
"No. This is one of his good days." Kurt said simply.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Cyclops shouted as he picked up a baseball bat and swung it around.
"There is a sight I never hope to see again." Nightcrawler said simply.
"Amen Brother." Ray added as the two walked inside as Cyclops started to laugh even harder.
"AT LAST! Its all Mine!" Cyclops shouted before he noticed Lance standing across the lawn, gathering seismic energy. "Crap." Cyclops said as Lance unleashed a blast at Cyclops, sending him through the wall.
"Nobody lays a finger on my Butterfinger…or jeep." Lance said simply as he took his keys and drove off.
"Ow…" Cyclops muttered from the hole in the wall. "Oh well, at least I get to go on a cruise tomorrow… at least that will be peaceful."
"Hi scooter." Tabitha said as she skipped by. "I'm, back."
"God hates me." Scott muttered to himself.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Distant Thoughts. Psylocke is having weird dreams about the Crimson Dawn. Can the Brotherhood find out what's going on before it's to late?
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Well, I'm back to parodying the show. Which is good, because I've started to tap into my reserve ideas. Believe me, I wanted to save Sarah and Omega's past for a later date, but hey, the fic must go on.
Peace out,
Descendent
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The 'Hood House ™
(RING) "Hello!" Tabitha crowed as she picked up the phone. "AMARA!" Tabitha squealed. "How are you? Uh huh. ME? Well, same old same old." Tabitha said as Toad Ran By screaming, Wanda chasing him with an Axe.
"I love you snukum's!" Toad shouted as he dodged a swing of the axe.
"Why don't you just die?" Wanda demanded.
"Yea. Its pretty dull here actually." Tabitha said as the house shook.
"DAMN IT PIETRO! GET OUT OF MY GOD DAMN ROOM!" Lance screamed as the house shook again.
"AHH!" Pietro screamed as he fell through a newly created hole in the floor and landed on the table, breaking it in half. "My spine…"
"Yea. Same old same old." Tabitha said simply. "What? Do I miss you?" Of course I do." Tabitha said with a smile. "A cruise? Really?" Tabitha said with a sly smile. "You know, I think I will come back. Things are getting pretty dull around here." Tabitha said as Toad ran by screaming.
"I love you!" Toad called out.
"Get back here!' Wanda screamed.
"Oh yea. I'm defiantly in." Tabitha said as she hung up the phone and ran upstairs to pack.
"Hey, where are you going?" Blob asked as Tabitha skipped out the front door.
"I'm a movin' back in with the X-Men!" Tabitha called out. "Stay cool Freddy!"
"She's gone." Blob said simply to Boris. "Tabitha is gone." And for the first time in Blobs life, his Mind made a connection right away. "YA-HOOO! TABITHA'S GONE!"
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Xavier's
"Why, why, why, why…" Xavier moaned as he beat his head against the desk.
"Charles, Tabitha has decided to come back." Storm said as she walked into Xavier's room.
"I know already." Xavier moaned as he beat his head some more. "WHY…"
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Back at the 'Hood House
"PAR-TAY!" Toad called out as the Brotherhood danced around the living room to KoRN's "Got the Life"
"Ding- Dong the witch is dead!" Lance called out.
"I resent that!" Wanda shouted.
"Don't you mean represent that?" Mike asked.
"WHAT!" Wanda demanded.
"Uh oh." Mike said as he saw the hex bolt flying towards him.
"Oh…He ain't pretty no more." Pietro winced.
"Agreed." Lance said as he jumped up and down to the music.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe a toast is in order." Pietro said as he stood up on the table.
"Toast? Where?" Blob asked.
"Why am I not surprised that Blob's thinking about food." Mike quipped as he walked back through the hole he created in the wall.
"WHAT WAS THAT!?" Blob yelled.
"This really isn't my day…" Mike moaned as Blob put him through the wall. Again.
"Anyhow." Pietro said. "I believe a toast is in order. To Tabitha! May she drive the X-Geeks insane for as long as they live!"
"Knowing her, it won't be that long…" Wanda muttered to Betsy.
"Amen." Betsy said simply.
"My spine…" Mike moaned.
"So what do we do now that Tabitha's gone?" Blob asked.
"I've got some idea's, but they involve me and my snukum's, alone." Toad said as he made his eyebrows dance. "If you catch my drift…"
"Oh God…" Wanda moaned, as she turned green and vomited.
"My shoes!" Betsy screamed. "Toad your dead!"
"That's my Line!" Wanda screamed.
"I didn't see your name on it little girl!' Betsy shouted at Wanda.
"Bring it on!' Wanda shouted.
"Ten bills on the Asian chick." Blob said as he held up a wad of cash.
"This spells disaster all over it." Pietro gulped. "I hereby end this meeting of the Brotherhood of Bayville with this message: HEAD FOR THE HILLS!" Pietro screamed as he bolted.
"Run!" Mike shouted as he and Lance ran outside with Toad and Blob in tow.
"Hey! Where's your jeep?" Toad asked Lance.
"Tabitha…" Lance grimaced. "I'LL GET YOU!!" Lance shouted at the heavens. "If it's the last thing I do!"
"It probably will be." Blob said to Mike.
"Oh yea." Mike said simply.
"So where are we going?" Betsy asked as she and Wanda walked outside.
"Wait. Weren't you two just at each other's throats?" Pietro asked.
"Yea. But we made up." Wanda said simply.
"How?" Lance asked.
"It's a girl thing." Betsy shrugged.
"Ah." Lance said simply. "So I guess we have a job to do.' Lance said simply.
"What?" Mike asked.
"We got to the X-Geeks place and get my Jeep back." Lance stated, striking a dramatic pose.
"I'm starting to worry about him." Toad said to Pietro.
"Starting?" Pietro asked. "I thought the hair cut was a dead give away." Pietro said simply. "Which is why I've been trying to get him to cut it."
"My hair!" Lance cried as he clutched his scalp.
"Why did I sign up for this outfit again?" Mike said simply
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Xavier's
"At last!" Cyclops said with a wicked smile. "I have you in my clutches, and now I shall take my vengeance on you Alvers. BY DESTROYING YOUR JEEP!" Cyclops laughed manically as Kurt and Ray stared at him awkwardly.
"Has he finally snapped?" Ray asked as he ate a sandwich.
"No. This is one of his good days." Kurt said simply.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Cyclops shouted as he picked up a baseball bat and swung it around.
"There is a sight I never hope to see again." Nightcrawler said simply.
"Amen Brother." Ray added as the two walked inside as Cyclops started to laugh even harder.
"AT LAST! Its all Mine!" Cyclops shouted before he noticed Lance standing across the lawn, gathering seismic energy. "Crap." Cyclops said as Lance unleashed a blast at Cyclops, sending him through the wall.
"Nobody lays a finger on my Butterfinger…or jeep." Lance said simply as he took his keys and drove off.
"Ow…" Cyclops muttered from the hole in the wall. "Oh well, at least I get to go on a cruise tomorrow… at least that will be peaceful."
"Hi scooter." Tabitha said as she skipped by. "I'm, back."
"God hates me." Scott muttered to himself.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Distant Thoughts. Psylocke is having weird dreams about the Crimson Dawn. Can the Brotherhood find out what's going on before it's to late?
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Well, I'm back to parodying the show. Which is good, because I've started to tap into my reserve ideas. Believe me, I wanted to save Sarah and Omega's past for a later date, but hey, the fic must go on.
Peace out,
Descendent