Brotherhood Evolution: Welcome to the Hotel California
Well, B-Hood Evolution has broken away from the show and is now being charted solely by my ideas. But every once and awhile I'll still bring in some reference from the show, just because it inspires me. I hope you all like the direction I'm going to take.
Dedication: Haven't done one of these in a while, so here we go. This ones for Todd Fan and Red Witch. You two are some of my biggest supporters. And you're new fics rock serious ass.
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Somewhere in the Nevada Desert
"Lance?" Wanda asked as she sat in the back of the jeep.
"What?" Lance asked as he wiped his brow.
"How much longer?"
"Funny girl." Lance said as he wiped the grease off of his hands. He and Blob where gathered in front of the jeep's hood, which was steaming. Mike and Betsy were lying on the ground gathering the sun as Toad hopped around eating bugs. Pietro had gotten board and was off creating twisters in the desert.
"Thanks." Wanda said with a smirk.
"I told you we should have taken my car as well, but no. You didn't want to have to pay for gas for two cars." Mike muttered. "Lance, we don't even pay for gas period."
"Shut up." Lance snapped, causing a tremor that knocked Mike over.
"Ow." Mike muttered as he got up and dusted himself off. "That was childisSSHHHH!!!" Mike screamed as he was sucked into one of Pietro's twisters.
"When will that boy learn." Betsy said as she lifted her sunglasses up briefly, and then sighed as she went back to sunning herself.
"Never." Wanda stated simply.
"UM guys." Blob said.
"What Freddy?" Toad asked as he hopped over.
"There's a Hotel right over there." Blob said as he pointed to the giant building in the distance.
"That wasn't there before." Mike said as he walked over, Pietro in a strangle hold.
"Ack." Pietro coughed.
"Weird." Betsy replied as she looked at it. "I'm sensing some activity in there, but not a whole lot of it."
"Maybe we just missed it." Pietro said as he sped out of Mike's strangle hold.
"Could be. Might as well see if they can at least call us a tow truck." Lance said simply.
"Assuming we're even welcome in there." Wanda commented.
"The whole world does now about us ever since we faked all those rescues in Bayville." Toad added.
"Yea. Becoming hero's was a great idea Pietro." Lance muttered.
"Thank you." Pietro said simply.
"God I hate you…" Lance muttered as the Brotherhood walked towards the Hotel.
"You won't when I'm the one paying for everything." Pietro muttered.
"Father's credit card still works?" Wanda asked.
"Yea. And its unlimited limit is still there."
"Wait." Mike said. "You have a credit card with an unlimited limit, and we've been stealing Gas by having me suck it from other cars with a rubber hose?" Mike demanded as his face turned red.
"Oops." Pietro gulped as Mike tried to strangle him.
"GET BACK HERE!" Mike shouted as he chased Pietro around.
"BAD DAY!" Pietro shouted as he ran around, avoiding Mike's whirling Tendricals.
"I'LL BAD DAY YOU, YOU LITTLE #%&@ER!!!"
"Oh my…" A sailor at the hotel said as he blushed and ran away. (Recurring joke anyone?)
"He'll sleep good tonight." Wanda said simply as Mike swore some more.
"Especially when I'm done with him." Betsy added with a sly smile.
"Ew." Blob said simply.
"Does it bother anyone that this hotel seems to have appeared from nowhere?" Lance asked as Mike walked over with a clump of Pietro's hair in his hands.
"Yea. What's up with that?" Mike asked as he looked around at the semi-deserted hotel.
"OW!" Blob shouted as he saw the hair in Mike's hand.
"No duh…" Pietro muttered as he walked over with a giant bald spot on the top of his head.
"Nice hair cut." Toad quipped.
"Shut up Froggy." Pietro muttered.
"So, let's just get this over with." Wanda said simply as she approached the front desk and rang the bell. A Vincent Price look alike appeared from nowhere at the sound of the bell.
"Mmm-yessssssss?" The bellhop asked in a high pitch voice.
"Do you have a couple rooms for rent?" Wanda asked as she stared at the man strangely.
"Why of course…" The man said with a huge smile.
"Why are you talking like that?" Toad asked as he looked at the man flatly.
"I had a stroke." The man said in his high-pitched voice.
"Ah." Toad said as he turned red as Mike and Blob shook their heads.
"Stupid." Betsy said as she smacked Toad as the bellhop showed them to their rooms.
"Dinner will be served at seven." The bellhop said as he turned to leave.
"What are we having?" Blob asked.
"We'll be serving you, roast beast, and potato's." The man said with a smile as he walked away.
"Cool." Lance said as he smiled and went into his room. A few seconds later he popped his head out. "Wait a minute. Did he say he was serving us roast beast and potatoes? Or serving us with Roast beast and potatoes."
"Someone's been watching to much TV." Mike said simply.
"I've been trying to cut down." Toad said sheepishly.
"I know." Mike said as he ruffled Toad's hair. Betsy slapped her face and walked away into her room.
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Six thirty that night
"In a dark dessert highway… cool wind in my hair. Sweet smell of something sweet, rising up in de air…" Blob and Pietro sang as they watched TV.
"Dear God I feel like killing myself." Toad said simply.
"Please do. It would save me the trouble." Wanda stated as she sat in a chair reading a book.
"I would do anything for love… but I won't do that." Toad sang with a smile.
"Damn." Wanda said as she went back to her book.
"I'm still trying to figure out why you all decided to hang out in me and Betsy's room." Mike said as he scratched his head.
"Let me guess, you two wanted a little eh-eh time." Lance said with a smile. "You know… Me-ow meow. Wacka wacka. Wild monkey time."
"No. We just wanted to have sex." Betsy said simply as she sipped at her coke.
"Betsy!" Mike shouted, as he turned red.
"I was at least trying to be subtle about it." Lance quipped.
"Meh." Betsy said as she shrugged her shoulders.
"So. Do we want to talk about anything else other than Omega and Psylockes Sex life?" Toad asked.
"No. I'm pretty well much into this conversation." Pietro said with a smile. Before Mike started to strangle him. "AGH!"
"DIE!" Mike screamed.
"I think Dinner's being served." Blob said simply.
"How can you tell?" Wanda asked.
"Wanda. This is the man who can hear Ice Cream. I think when it comes to food we can trust him." Betsy said simply.
"Agreed." Lance said as he got up and stretched out.
"Why won't you die?" Mike asked as he continued to strangle Pietro.
"AGH!"
(Knock-Knock)
"Yes?" Blob asked as he answered the door.
"Dinner is served." The Vincent Price wanna be said as he tried to stab blob with a knife. But unfortunately for him, the knife broke on Blobs impenetrable skin. "Uh oh."
"You have got to be kidding me." Blob muttered as he looked down at the little man.
"Bad day." The bellhop muttered in his high-pitched voice.
"Oh yea." Blob said as he grabbed the bellhop, walked outside the room and closed the door behind him.
(CRASH) (SLAM) (CRUNCH) (PUMMEL)
"Ow, I say." Mike said as he went back to watching TV.
"Guys, I think we should leave." Lob said as he walked back into the room, blood covering his hands.
"I don't want to know." Betsy moaned.
"I do!" Wanda asked excitedly.
"I agree with Freddy." Lance said as he stuck his head out the door and saw the mess. "We probably should go."
"Lets roll." Betsy said as she grabbed them all and shadow walked them away…after they grabbed the all the towels and soaps.
"Man. That was fun." Toad said simply as they walked back to the jeep. "Stupid… hotel?" Toad began as he turned around to see that the hotel they were just in was gone.
"Did I miss something?" Pietro muttered as he scratched his head.
"There was a hotel just there, wasn't there?" Mike asked in confusion.
"Maybe they can help?" Blob said as he pointed to the helicopters that where whirling around overhead.
"Defensive screen #5!" Lance shouted as Betsy's Psionic knife erupted from her hand. Wanda started to conjure a hex as Lance began to glow with energy. Toad hopped onto Blob's shoulders as the helicopters landed in front of them. Mike unleashed his tendricals and got in front of Betsy and Wanda.
"Steady there cowboys." A blond woman said as she stepped off the helicopter. She was wearing a purple business skirt and her long blond hair was in a braided ponytail.
"Hello nurse." Pietro crowed as the women approached the Brotherhood.
"And you are?" Lance asked as his eyes glowed.
"My name is Dr. Valerie Cooper. And I have an offer that you may all be interested in." She said with a slight smile as the Brotherhood looked at each other funny.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: You want us to join WHAT!?! Dr. Cooper has a very interesting offer for the Brotherhood. What it is, you'll just have to read the next chapter to find out.
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Until next time True believers,
Descendent
Well, B-Hood Evolution has broken away from the show and is now being charted solely by my ideas. But every once and awhile I'll still bring in some reference from the show, just because it inspires me. I hope you all like the direction I'm going to take.
Dedication: Haven't done one of these in a while, so here we go. This ones for Todd Fan and Red Witch. You two are some of my biggest supporters. And you're new fics rock serious ass.
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Somewhere in the Nevada Desert
"Lance?" Wanda asked as she sat in the back of the jeep.
"What?" Lance asked as he wiped his brow.
"How much longer?"
"Funny girl." Lance said as he wiped the grease off of his hands. He and Blob where gathered in front of the jeep's hood, which was steaming. Mike and Betsy were lying on the ground gathering the sun as Toad hopped around eating bugs. Pietro had gotten board and was off creating twisters in the desert.
"Thanks." Wanda said with a smirk.
"I told you we should have taken my car as well, but no. You didn't want to have to pay for gas for two cars." Mike muttered. "Lance, we don't even pay for gas period."
"Shut up." Lance snapped, causing a tremor that knocked Mike over.
"Ow." Mike muttered as he got up and dusted himself off. "That was childisSSHHHH!!!" Mike screamed as he was sucked into one of Pietro's twisters.
"When will that boy learn." Betsy said as she lifted her sunglasses up briefly, and then sighed as she went back to sunning herself.
"Never." Wanda stated simply.
"UM guys." Blob said.
"What Freddy?" Toad asked as he hopped over.
"There's a Hotel right over there." Blob said as he pointed to the giant building in the distance.
"That wasn't there before." Mike said as he walked over, Pietro in a strangle hold.
"Ack." Pietro coughed.
"Weird." Betsy replied as she looked at it. "I'm sensing some activity in there, but not a whole lot of it."
"Maybe we just missed it." Pietro said as he sped out of Mike's strangle hold.
"Could be. Might as well see if they can at least call us a tow truck." Lance said simply.
"Assuming we're even welcome in there." Wanda commented.
"The whole world does now about us ever since we faked all those rescues in Bayville." Toad added.
"Yea. Becoming hero's was a great idea Pietro." Lance muttered.
"Thank you." Pietro said simply.
"God I hate you…" Lance muttered as the Brotherhood walked towards the Hotel.
"You won't when I'm the one paying for everything." Pietro muttered.
"Father's credit card still works?" Wanda asked.
"Yea. And its unlimited limit is still there."
"Wait." Mike said. "You have a credit card with an unlimited limit, and we've been stealing Gas by having me suck it from other cars with a rubber hose?" Mike demanded as his face turned red.
"Oops." Pietro gulped as Mike tried to strangle him.
"GET BACK HERE!" Mike shouted as he chased Pietro around.
"BAD DAY!" Pietro shouted as he ran around, avoiding Mike's whirling Tendricals.
"I'LL BAD DAY YOU, YOU LITTLE #%&@ER!!!"
"Oh my…" A sailor at the hotel said as he blushed and ran away. (Recurring joke anyone?)
"He'll sleep good tonight." Wanda said simply as Mike swore some more.
"Especially when I'm done with him." Betsy added with a sly smile.
"Ew." Blob said simply.
"Does it bother anyone that this hotel seems to have appeared from nowhere?" Lance asked as Mike walked over with a clump of Pietro's hair in his hands.
"Yea. What's up with that?" Mike asked as he looked around at the semi-deserted hotel.
"OW!" Blob shouted as he saw the hair in Mike's hand.
"No duh…" Pietro muttered as he walked over with a giant bald spot on the top of his head.
"Nice hair cut." Toad quipped.
"Shut up Froggy." Pietro muttered.
"So, let's just get this over with." Wanda said simply as she approached the front desk and rang the bell. A Vincent Price look alike appeared from nowhere at the sound of the bell.
"Mmm-yessssssss?" The bellhop asked in a high pitch voice.
"Do you have a couple rooms for rent?" Wanda asked as she stared at the man strangely.
"Why of course…" The man said with a huge smile.
"Why are you talking like that?" Toad asked as he looked at the man flatly.
"I had a stroke." The man said in his high-pitched voice.
"Ah." Toad said as he turned red as Mike and Blob shook their heads.
"Stupid." Betsy said as she smacked Toad as the bellhop showed them to their rooms.
"Dinner will be served at seven." The bellhop said as he turned to leave.
"What are we having?" Blob asked.
"We'll be serving you, roast beast, and potato's." The man said with a smile as he walked away.
"Cool." Lance said as he smiled and went into his room. A few seconds later he popped his head out. "Wait a minute. Did he say he was serving us roast beast and potatoes? Or serving us with Roast beast and potatoes."
"Someone's been watching to much TV." Mike said simply.
"I've been trying to cut down." Toad said sheepishly.
"I know." Mike said as he ruffled Toad's hair. Betsy slapped her face and walked away into her room.
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Six thirty that night
"In a dark dessert highway… cool wind in my hair. Sweet smell of something sweet, rising up in de air…" Blob and Pietro sang as they watched TV.
"Dear God I feel like killing myself." Toad said simply.
"Please do. It would save me the trouble." Wanda stated as she sat in a chair reading a book.
"I would do anything for love… but I won't do that." Toad sang with a smile.
"Damn." Wanda said as she went back to her book.
"I'm still trying to figure out why you all decided to hang out in me and Betsy's room." Mike said as he scratched his head.
"Let me guess, you two wanted a little eh-eh time." Lance said with a smile. "You know… Me-ow meow. Wacka wacka. Wild monkey time."
"No. We just wanted to have sex." Betsy said simply as she sipped at her coke.
"Betsy!" Mike shouted, as he turned red.
"I was at least trying to be subtle about it." Lance quipped.
"Meh." Betsy said as she shrugged her shoulders.
"So. Do we want to talk about anything else other than Omega and Psylockes Sex life?" Toad asked.
"No. I'm pretty well much into this conversation." Pietro said with a smile. Before Mike started to strangle him. "AGH!"
"DIE!" Mike screamed.
"I think Dinner's being served." Blob said simply.
"How can you tell?" Wanda asked.
"Wanda. This is the man who can hear Ice Cream. I think when it comes to food we can trust him." Betsy said simply.
"Agreed." Lance said as he got up and stretched out.
"Why won't you die?" Mike asked as he continued to strangle Pietro.
"AGH!"
(Knock-Knock)
"Yes?" Blob asked as he answered the door.
"Dinner is served." The Vincent Price wanna be said as he tried to stab blob with a knife. But unfortunately for him, the knife broke on Blobs impenetrable skin. "Uh oh."
"You have got to be kidding me." Blob muttered as he looked down at the little man.
"Bad day." The bellhop muttered in his high-pitched voice.
"Oh yea." Blob said as he grabbed the bellhop, walked outside the room and closed the door behind him.
(CRASH) (SLAM) (CRUNCH) (PUMMEL)
"Ow, I say." Mike said as he went back to watching TV.
"Guys, I think we should leave." Lob said as he walked back into the room, blood covering his hands.
"I don't want to know." Betsy moaned.
"I do!" Wanda asked excitedly.
"I agree with Freddy." Lance said as he stuck his head out the door and saw the mess. "We probably should go."
"Lets roll." Betsy said as she grabbed them all and shadow walked them away…after they grabbed the all the towels and soaps.
"Man. That was fun." Toad said simply as they walked back to the jeep. "Stupid… hotel?" Toad began as he turned around to see that the hotel they were just in was gone.
"Did I miss something?" Pietro muttered as he scratched his head.
"There was a hotel just there, wasn't there?" Mike asked in confusion.
"Maybe they can help?" Blob said as he pointed to the helicopters that where whirling around overhead.
"Defensive screen #5!" Lance shouted as Betsy's Psionic knife erupted from her hand. Wanda started to conjure a hex as Lance began to glow with energy. Toad hopped onto Blob's shoulders as the helicopters landed in front of them. Mike unleashed his tendricals and got in front of Betsy and Wanda.
"Steady there cowboys." A blond woman said as she stepped off the helicopter. She was wearing a purple business skirt and her long blond hair was in a braided ponytail.
"Hello nurse." Pietro crowed as the women approached the Brotherhood.
"And you are?" Lance asked as his eyes glowed.
"My name is Dr. Valerie Cooper. And I have an offer that you may all be interested in." She said with a slight smile as the Brotherhood looked at each other funny.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: You want us to join WHAT!?! Dr. Cooper has a very interesting offer for the Brotherhood. What it is, you'll just have to read the next chapter to find out.
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Until next time True believers,
Descendent