Brotherhood Evolution: That's my Snukum's
Well. I think a lot of you have guess at it. Wanda's been pretty Nice to Toad lately, Hasn't she? What could I be doing? Wandd? Or maybe something else that's just as amusing… Only time, or this chapter will tell.
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The Hive
"Toad. Scarlet Witch. Report to the War Room." Came Valerie Cooper's voice over the intercom.
"Again?" Toad asked as he hopped out of the room past Blob and X-23.
"Is Valerie a masochist?" Blob asked X-23 as they were watching TV.
"I don't think so. Why?" X asked as he flipped through the channels.
"Because this is the third time she's called Toad and Wanda together with her. The last two ended up with her in the infirmary next to Toad." Blob explained.
"Meh. She's trying to build team unity. Unfortunately it may kill her with those two." X said simply. "Even I learned that and I've known you guys for less time then she has."
"I guess that means she's just an idiot." Lance said as he walked by munching on an apple.
"How dare you talk about my lady like that?!" Pietro shouted as he sped up to Lance and pulled out a white glove.
"Pietro, what are you smoking?" Lance asked.
"I demand satisfaction! For the honor of my Lady I challenge you to a duel sir." Pietro demanded as he slapped Lance with the glove.
"Forge, can you come here for a minute." Lance asked as Forge walked over tinkering with the toaster again.
"Yea?" Forge asked as his arm wielded the toaster. Lance took a hold of Forge's Metal arm and slapped Pietro with it, causing the speed demon to fall down hard.
"Thanks." Lance said as he walked away.
"You sir, do not know the rules of proper engagement…" Pietro moaned from the floor.
"Pathetic." X and Blob said as they went back to "Springer."
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The War Room
"What's up, yo, Boss-lady?" Toad asked as he hopped into the room with Wanda.
"I'm sending you two on a mission together." Valerie said as she went over some briefs.
"Ex-squeeze me?' Wanda asked as she cleaned out her ear.
"I'm send you two out on a mission together. You're powers are needed for the sensitivity of the situation." Valerie explained.
"Why just us, wouldn't having the others along be helpful?" Wanda asked.
"Heh. Its obvious that she realized that we make beautiful music when we're together my snukum's." Toad said with a toothy smile.
"Do you have a death wish?" Wanda asked honestly.
"My only wish is to be with you." Toad said as he batted his eyes at Wanda.
"Gag. The reason you two are going is because we need to keep it small and discreet. Having the entire team goes just invites trouble." Valerie stated as she handed the two of them files. Before and explosion rocked the building.
"NOT AGAIN!" Forge's voice could be heard shouting as the fire alarm went off.
"See." Valerie stated dryly. "These documents contain all the parameters of your mission. You'll be meeting up with one of our operatives when you arrive in California." Valerie said. "You're dismissed. Now to go see what Forge did now." Valerie muttered as she walked out of the room.
"So, A quick plane ride to good ole' CA, snuggling on the plane watching a romantic movie, take care of business, and then some fun on the beach with you and me." Toad said as he put his arm around Wanda.
"God hates me." Wanda moaned as she walked away, Todd hopping after her.
"But I love you!" Toad called out.
"SHUT UP!"
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California
"GET OFF ME!" Wanda shouted as Toad went flying off the airplane in the airport terminal.
"That got some distance." A man in a hat and trench coat said as he made his way over to the pile of luggage toad was buried in.
"God, could a three hour flight be any longer?" Wanda asked the heavens as she walked off the plane with her bag slung over her shoulder.
"I'm okay…" Toad moaned from the pile of luggage he ended up buried in.
"You guys really need to be more discrete." The man in a trench coat said as he walked up to them. "But other than that, I like you already."
"And you are?" Wanda asked as the man took off his hat to revel a red and black mask on.
"Name's Deadpool, mercenary for hire, and I'm going to be showing you two where the target is." The man said simply. "Assuming you two don't kill each other first."
"Really?" Wanda asked dryly as she arched an eyebrow.
"I would never hurt my snukum's." Toad said simply.
"The feeling is not mutual." Wanda grumbled as she turned to walk away. "Despite what you think."
"You know, you should probably be a bit nicer to him." Deadpool stated as Wanda walked with him. "You two do work together."
"You're right." Wanda said in a defeated tone as she turned around to face Toad, who was carrying her bag along with his. "Todd, I'm sorry. I really should be a bit more patient." Wanda then added before she walked away swiftly with Deadpool.
"What the hell was that?" Toad asked no one as he followed the two. "I don't know what just happened, but I like it!" Toad said with a smile.
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42nd street
"Our targets are in the warehouse." Deadpool said as he zipped up his red and black jumpsuit. Wanda and Toad were both in costume as the Merc with a mouth explained the situation to them while they sat in a van, parked across the street from the warehouse. "We've got three hostages in there under the control of one of them eco-terrorist fruit baskets you always hear about." Deadpool stated a she loaded a very large gun up.
"That's it?" Toad asked. "Couldn't the police get called in on this one? Why get us?"
"Because the hostages are the surrender monkeys Ambassador and his family. And the takers are lead by some joker that calls himself 'Unis the Untouchable'. He's a mutant with the ability to create a force field around himself. So basically he's a little crybaby coward that's to afraid to fight like a man."
"I see." Toad said as he did the crazy finger twirl to Wanda. She nodded in agreement.
"What's the plan?" Wanda asked as Deadpool put a dozen hand grenades on his belt.
"We go in there, wipe out Unis, and save the French Pansy's. Then I go out and get liquored up in celebration of victory." Deadpool stated as he put a couple of combat knives in his belt. "Oh and in case you get captured, here are your cyanide pills." Deadpool said as he handed the pills to Toad and Wanda.
"Just one question?" Toad asked.
"Shoot." Deadpool said.
"Are you mental?"
"Yes. Yes I am." Deadpool said with what could only be described as a smirk. I mean, it's hard to tell when a guy wears a mask. "Let's roll." Deadpool said as he hopped out of the van and made his way towards the building.
"We're doomed." Wanda said simply.
"Yep." Toad said as he hopped out after Deadpool. Wanda then followed, positioning herself at the entrance while Toad made his way to the roof and Deadpool to the back of the building.
"On three…" Wanda muttered into her communicator. "One, Tw…"
(BLAM BLAM BLAM!)
"DAmN IT DEADPOOL!" Toad's voice crackled as he jumped through the skylight.
"I hate my life." Wanda muttered as she burst in through the front. She saw a man dressed in black running towards her in a blind panic. Wanda held out her arm and cloths lined him, knocking him down and out. "That was easy." Wanda muttered as she made her way inside. She saw Deadpool blasting at a guy in a red jumpsuit as Toad took out three henchmen with a series of kicks and flips.
"DUCK!" Toad shouted as he tackled Wanda to the ground as a stray bullet tore above their heads. "He's insane." Toad said as Deadpool tried to blast through Unis' shield.
"Really?" Wanda asked sarcastically as she pushed Toad down, away from another series of bullets. "Now we're even." Wanda said with a smile as she and Toad got up.
"Wanda?" Toad asked.
"I'm on it." Wanda said as she conjured up a hex. Unis fell to the ground unconscious.
"How?" Deadpool asked as his jaw dropped.
"Simply. Stopped the flow of Blood to his brain." Wanda said. "Men are so convinced that they have to use guns, it's amazing really." Wanda said with a smirk.
"Is she always like this?" Deadpool asked as Wanda walked away with a satisfied smile.
"Oh yea. That's my snukum's." Toad said with a smile.
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The Hive
"So the mission went according to plan?" Valerie asked as Toad and Wanda stood in front of her.
"Yea. Although Deadpool seems a little off." Wanda answered.
"Off?' Valerie asked.
"He's completely insane." Toad stated.
"Of course. That's why we chose him." Valerie said simply. "You two are dismissed.
"Todd, I've got to say, I was impressed." Wanda said to Toad as they walked down the hallway.
"Yea. I figured as much." Toad said simply. "We do good together."
"Yea. We do." Wanda said simply.
"So you wanna go see a movie later?"
"Sure." Wanda said simply. "Just as long as its not "Attack of the Mutant Frogs 5"."
"I make no promises." Toad said with a smile as he and Wanda walked away together.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Sins of the Father. Omega's past get delved into more as he returns to Miami to confront his father. But what awaits him will drive him to the edge.
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I know. It might not be much, but it will be important later on. Trust me. Please review folks,
Descendent
Well. I think a lot of you have guess at it. Wanda's been pretty Nice to Toad lately, Hasn't she? What could I be doing? Wandd? Or maybe something else that's just as amusing… Only time, or this chapter will tell.
********************
The Hive
"Toad. Scarlet Witch. Report to the War Room." Came Valerie Cooper's voice over the intercom.
"Again?" Toad asked as he hopped out of the room past Blob and X-23.
"Is Valerie a masochist?" Blob asked X-23 as they were watching TV.
"I don't think so. Why?" X asked as he flipped through the channels.
"Because this is the third time she's called Toad and Wanda together with her. The last two ended up with her in the infirmary next to Toad." Blob explained.
"Meh. She's trying to build team unity. Unfortunately it may kill her with those two." X said simply. "Even I learned that and I've known you guys for less time then she has."
"I guess that means she's just an idiot." Lance said as he walked by munching on an apple.
"How dare you talk about my lady like that?!" Pietro shouted as he sped up to Lance and pulled out a white glove.
"Pietro, what are you smoking?" Lance asked.
"I demand satisfaction! For the honor of my Lady I challenge you to a duel sir." Pietro demanded as he slapped Lance with the glove.
"Forge, can you come here for a minute." Lance asked as Forge walked over tinkering with the toaster again.
"Yea?" Forge asked as his arm wielded the toaster. Lance took a hold of Forge's Metal arm and slapped Pietro with it, causing the speed demon to fall down hard.
"Thanks." Lance said as he walked away.
"You sir, do not know the rules of proper engagement…" Pietro moaned from the floor.
"Pathetic." X and Blob said as they went back to "Springer."
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The War Room
"What's up, yo, Boss-lady?" Toad asked as he hopped into the room with Wanda.
"I'm sending you two on a mission together." Valerie said as she went over some briefs.
"Ex-squeeze me?' Wanda asked as she cleaned out her ear.
"I'm send you two out on a mission together. You're powers are needed for the sensitivity of the situation." Valerie explained.
"Why just us, wouldn't having the others along be helpful?" Wanda asked.
"Heh. Its obvious that she realized that we make beautiful music when we're together my snukum's." Toad said with a toothy smile.
"Do you have a death wish?" Wanda asked honestly.
"My only wish is to be with you." Toad said as he batted his eyes at Wanda.
"Gag. The reason you two are going is because we need to keep it small and discreet. Having the entire team goes just invites trouble." Valerie stated as she handed the two of them files. Before and explosion rocked the building.
"NOT AGAIN!" Forge's voice could be heard shouting as the fire alarm went off.
"See." Valerie stated dryly. "These documents contain all the parameters of your mission. You'll be meeting up with one of our operatives when you arrive in California." Valerie said. "You're dismissed. Now to go see what Forge did now." Valerie muttered as she walked out of the room.
"So, A quick plane ride to good ole' CA, snuggling on the plane watching a romantic movie, take care of business, and then some fun on the beach with you and me." Toad said as he put his arm around Wanda.
"God hates me." Wanda moaned as she walked away, Todd hopping after her.
"But I love you!" Toad called out.
"SHUT UP!"
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California
"GET OFF ME!" Wanda shouted as Toad went flying off the airplane in the airport terminal.
"That got some distance." A man in a hat and trench coat said as he made his way over to the pile of luggage toad was buried in.
"God, could a three hour flight be any longer?" Wanda asked the heavens as she walked off the plane with her bag slung over her shoulder.
"I'm okay…" Toad moaned from the pile of luggage he ended up buried in.
"You guys really need to be more discrete." The man in a trench coat said as he walked up to them. "But other than that, I like you already."
"And you are?" Wanda asked as the man took off his hat to revel a red and black mask on.
"Name's Deadpool, mercenary for hire, and I'm going to be showing you two where the target is." The man said simply. "Assuming you two don't kill each other first."
"Really?" Wanda asked dryly as she arched an eyebrow.
"I would never hurt my snukum's." Toad said simply.
"The feeling is not mutual." Wanda grumbled as she turned to walk away. "Despite what you think."
"You know, you should probably be a bit nicer to him." Deadpool stated as Wanda walked with him. "You two do work together."
"You're right." Wanda said in a defeated tone as she turned around to face Toad, who was carrying her bag along with his. "Todd, I'm sorry. I really should be a bit more patient." Wanda then added before she walked away swiftly with Deadpool.
"What the hell was that?" Toad asked no one as he followed the two. "I don't know what just happened, but I like it!" Toad said with a smile.
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42nd street
"Our targets are in the warehouse." Deadpool said as he zipped up his red and black jumpsuit. Wanda and Toad were both in costume as the Merc with a mouth explained the situation to them while they sat in a van, parked across the street from the warehouse. "We've got three hostages in there under the control of one of them eco-terrorist fruit baskets you always hear about." Deadpool stated a she loaded a very large gun up.
"That's it?" Toad asked. "Couldn't the police get called in on this one? Why get us?"
"Because the hostages are the surrender monkeys Ambassador and his family. And the takers are lead by some joker that calls himself 'Unis the Untouchable'. He's a mutant with the ability to create a force field around himself. So basically he's a little crybaby coward that's to afraid to fight like a man."
"I see." Toad said as he did the crazy finger twirl to Wanda. She nodded in agreement.
"What's the plan?" Wanda asked as Deadpool put a dozen hand grenades on his belt.
"We go in there, wipe out Unis, and save the French Pansy's. Then I go out and get liquored up in celebration of victory." Deadpool stated as he put a couple of combat knives in his belt. "Oh and in case you get captured, here are your cyanide pills." Deadpool said as he handed the pills to Toad and Wanda.
"Just one question?" Toad asked.
"Shoot." Deadpool said.
"Are you mental?"
"Yes. Yes I am." Deadpool said with what could only be described as a smirk. I mean, it's hard to tell when a guy wears a mask. "Let's roll." Deadpool said as he hopped out of the van and made his way towards the building.
"We're doomed." Wanda said simply.
"Yep." Toad said as he hopped out after Deadpool. Wanda then followed, positioning herself at the entrance while Toad made his way to the roof and Deadpool to the back of the building.
"On three…" Wanda muttered into her communicator. "One, Tw…"
(BLAM BLAM BLAM!)
"DAmN IT DEADPOOL!" Toad's voice crackled as he jumped through the skylight.
"I hate my life." Wanda muttered as she burst in through the front. She saw a man dressed in black running towards her in a blind panic. Wanda held out her arm and cloths lined him, knocking him down and out. "That was easy." Wanda muttered as she made her way inside. She saw Deadpool blasting at a guy in a red jumpsuit as Toad took out three henchmen with a series of kicks and flips.
"DUCK!" Toad shouted as he tackled Wanda to the ground as a stray bullet tore above their heads. "He's insane." Toad said as Deadpool tried to blast through Unis' shield.
"Really?" Wanda asked sarcastically as she pushed Toad down, away from another series of bullets. "Now we're even." Wanda said with a smile as she and Toad got up.
"Wanda?" Toad asked.
"I'm on it." Wanda said as she conjured up a hex. Unis fell to the ground unconscious.
"How?" Deadpool asked as his jaw dropped.
"Simply. Stopped the flow of Blood to his brain." Wanda said. "Men are so convinced that they have to use guns, it's amazing really." Wanda said with a smirk.
"Is she always like this?" Deadpool asked as Wanda walked away with a satisfied smile.
"Oh yea. That's my snukum's." Toad said with a smile.
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The Hive
"So the mission went according to plan?" Valerie asked as Toad and Wanda stood in front of her.
"Yea. Although Deadpool seems a little off." Wanda answered.
"Off?' Valerie asked.
"He's completely insane." Toad stated.
"Of course. That's why we chose him." Valerie said simply. "You two are dismissed.
"Todd, I've got to say, I was impressed." Wanda said to Toad as they walked down the hallway.
"Yea. I figured as much." Toad said simply. "We do good together."
"Yea. We do." Wanda said simply.
"So you wanna go see a movie later?"
"Sure." Wanda said simply. "Just as long as its not "Attack of the Mutant Frogs 5"."
"I make no promises." Toad said with a smile as he and Wanda walked away together.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Sins of the Father. Omega's past get delved into more as he returns to Miami to confront his father. But what awaits him will drive him to the edge.
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I know. It might not be much, but it will be important later on. Trust me. Please review folks,
Descendent