Brotherhood Evolution: Ground Zero
Well, lets try to move on. With some action and humor!!!! YAY!!!
Dedication: Red Witch. The only person I know crazy eneogh to try and introduce thirty some odd new charicters in one fic, and keep track of them all. Now that's what I call insanity.
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The Hive
"Avalanche, Blob?" Valerie asked as she entered the training room. Blob was bending a robot in half while Lance was firing seismic energy at a couple of more.
"Computer, end simulation." Lance sated as he wiped some sweat off of him. "Yea Val?"
"Suit up, you two are going to Maine." Val stated.
"What's in Maine?" Blob asked.
"Trask escaped from Shield custody with the help of a militant group called the "Friends of Humanity". We located him in Maine. You two are going to bring him back." Valerie said with a smile.
"Goody. I've been meaning to pay him a visit." Blob said as he cracked his knuckles.
"With extreme Prejudice?" Lance asked with a smirk.
"But of course." Blob said as the two left laughing.
"And I thought Toad and Omega where bad." Valerie muttered to herself as she followed them outside.
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Northern Maine, near the Canadian Border
"It's cold." Lance stated as he and Blob trekked through the woods towards their target.
"I don't feel anything." Blob said simply as he ate an ice-cream cone.
"Blob, you're three-hundred pounds of muscle in a five-hundred pound sac." Lance stated. "And where the hell did you get the ice-cream?"
"I… don't… know…" Blob stated as he stared at the ice cream.
"Come on, we still have a good half a click before we get to the Friends of Humanity site."
"Half a click? What? Are you in Vietnam?" Blob asked.
"Let's just move.
"I know man, Charlie's all over this place, MAN! Oh my god man! They killed Bobby! I mean they friggen' killed him Man!" Blob joked in an exuberant voice.
"Why did Val have us work together on this one?" Lance muttered as he slapped his face.
"I don't know. Maybe to build up team unity?"
"Then why not send the entire team." Lance muttered as he rubbed his arms from the cold.
"Good point." Blob said as he began to munch on a Burger.
"Where'd you get the Burger?" Lance asked in shock.
"Good question." Blob stated as he stared at the Burger, before finishing it off.
"Good grief." Lance muttered as he and Blob made they're way through the wood.
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The Hive
"I was strolling through the grass one day, in the very month of May…" X sang as she cooked herself a side of Bacon and about a dozen eggs.
"That is unhealthy." Toad said as he watched X pour on obscene amounts of salt.
"Agreed." Wanda muttered as she stared in disgust as X ate her breakfast.
"What?" X asked as she shoveled more food into her mouth.
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Maine
"Is that what I think it is." Blob asked as he and Lance stared at a factory in the distance.
"If you think it's a Sentinel, than you're right." Lance muttered. "Trask must have started reproducing them." Lance said as he watched the giant robots.
"Great. We barely survived these things last time, how are we supposed to deal with them when it's just us two?" Blob asked.
"We don't. We get back to the rendezvous point and call in the back up." Lance said simply.
"I think that may be a slight problem." Blob stated.
"Why?" Lance asked as he stared at the building through the binoculars.
"Because we've been spotted." Blob said as a sentinel landed behind them.
"Ah crap." Lance muttered as the sentinel opened up for an attack. "EAT THIS!" Lance shouted as he fired as Seismic blast at the sentinel, knocking it down.
"RUN!" Blob shouted as he and Lance bolted through the wood.
"Val. It's Avalanche!" Lance shouted into his communicator, we've got Problems."
"How big?' Valerie's voice crackled.
"Blob. What's the average size of a sentinel?" Lance asked.
"About three story's, five tons." Blob estimated.
"About three story's, five tons." Lance said into the comlink.
"What?" Valerie's voice crackled.
"Sentinels Val! Big mutant hunting robot's created by Trask to kill mutants. Remember?" Lance snapped.
"Wonderful. We're on our way. Try not to get killed." Valerie stated.
"Oh. Good advice." Blob muttered sarcastically. "Thank's Val, that's the last thing we would have done. Lance, put away that Flare that says 'Mutants this way'."
"Get Down!" Lance shouted as he ducked under an energy blast and responded in kind.
"It look's like it's going to be just one of those days." Blob muttered to himself as he ducked under a tree.
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Later
"Lance, did we lose them?" Blob's whispered voice could be heard from the trees.
"Shhhhh… I think so, but be quite." Lance's voice grumbled.
"Mutant Detected…" Came the loud Monotone voice from behind them.
"DAMN!" Lance and Blob shouted as they burst out of the trees and ran, a sentinel hot on their heels.
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A few minutes later
"Lance, are you sure about this?" Blob asked as he and Lance ran towards the building.
"I hope so. I have a feeling that these Tin-cans will do anything to destroy mutants, including destroy their own building." Lance said with a smirk as Blob barreled through the guards and he and Lance ran into the sentinel production building.
"What's the meaning of this?" Senator Creed demanded as he faced the mutants.
"Avon Calling." Blob said with a smirk as he picked up a piece of machinery and threw it at another one, destroying both. Sentinels burst through the walls, destroying even more of the building as they tried to get at Lance and Fred.
"Trask stop them, they're running the whole operation!" Creed shouted at Trask.
"They're doing what they're programming tells them to." Trask shouted.
"Friends, get out of here!" Creed shouted as he and the friends of Humanity ran away like scarred little schoolgirls.
"Well, Lance, you're plan worked. Any other ideas?"
"Yea. Here's the plan. First we die. And then…" Lance started.
"AND THEN? THERE'S AN AND THEN!" Blob bellowed as he ducked under an energy blast.
"Well, yea." Lance said as he fired a blast of seismic energy at a sentinel, knocking it into the assembly line.
"Good Grief…" Blob muttered as he ducked under a fly piece of metal.
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Much later
I don't believe it." Forge said as X-Factor landed in front of the destroyed building. Sentinel bodies littered the place.
"Have fun?" Betsy asked.
"Yes. Yes we did." Blob said with a smile.
"You guys have all the fun." Mike said in a disappointed voice.
"Where's Trask? Valerie asked. Lance and Blob both pointed up. Valerie looked up to see Trask hanging off the top of a tree by his underwear, swearing up a storm.
"Good work." Valerie said with a smile.
"We try." Blob said as he and Lance slapped hands.
"You know, this reminds me of something." Mike said simply. "But what?"
"I know!" Wanda perked up. "Duncan!"
"YES!" Mike pointed out excitedly.
"You know, we haven't tourtured him in awhile." Blob said simply.
"Then lets pay Duncan boy a visit." Lance said with a smile.
"Who's Duncan?" X asked Forge.
"You're about to find out." Forge said. "And with Hilarious Results."
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Bayville
"MY CAR!" Duncan shouted as he saw the ruined porshe. "But I thought those freaks were gone?" Duncan shouted as he stared at the beat up, neon pink, slimed car.
"Hi there." Toad said as he hopped out of the shadow's. "Like what I did?" Toad asked with a smile.
"I'm gonna kill you!" Duncan shouted as he picked Toad up and was about to punch him. Toad just smiled as black helecopters swirled overhead and landed as federal Agents leapt out and pointed weapons at Duncan.
"Hands on you head!" One of the shouted as two more attacked Dunacn, puinning him to the ground. One escorted Toad away.
"What the Hell!?!" Duncan demanded.
"Duncan Matherws, you're under arrest for assult on a federal agent." One of the Agents stated as Duncan was kled away in handcuffs.
"WHAT! THAT SLIME BALLS A FEDERAL AGENT!?!" Duncan shouted as he was dragged into a helecopter. The chopper took off with Duncan screaming.
"Think Val will be pissed that we used up this much manpower?" Lance asked as the rest of X-Factor emerged from the shadows.
"Na. We'll just blame Pietro." Blob said simply. "By the by, where is the egomaniac?"
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Back at the Hive
"Wow." Valerie Cooper said as she lay nude in bed, a sheet covering her shapely form. "There was nothing fast about that..."
"It's good to be the Pietro." Pietro said with a smirk as he entered the room and handed her a drink.
"I'll say." Valerie said with a smile as she pulled him back into bed, tossing the drink to the side.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Nice Dragon. When the others go out for a night on the town, X is left in the hive by herself. But what's that strange growling coming from the air ducks?
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Well join us next time when X-23 gets to be in the spotlight. Please Review folks,
Peace out,
Descendent
Well, lets try to move on. With some action and humor!!!! YAY!!!
Dedication: Red Witch. The only person I know crazy eneogh to try and introduce thirty some odd new charicters in one fic, and keep track of them all. Now that's what I call insanity.
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The Hive
"Avalanche, Blob?" Valerie asked as she entered the training room. Blob was bending a robot in half while Lance was firing seismic energy at a couple of more.
"Computer, end simulation." Lance sated as he wiped some sweat off of him. "Yea Val?"
"Suit up, you two are going to Maine." Val stated.
"What's in Maine?" Blob asked.
"Trask escaped from Shield custody with the help of a militant group called the "Friends of Humanity". We located him in Maine. You two are going to bring him back." Valerie said with a smile.
"Goody. I've been meaning to pay him a visit." Blob said as he cracked his knuckles.
"With extreme Prejudice?" Lance asked with a smirk.
"But of course." Blob said as the two left laughing.
"And I thought Toad and Omega where bad." Valerie muttered to herself as she followed them outside.
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Northern Maine, near the Canadian Border
"It's cold." Lance stated as he and Blob trekked through the woods towards their target.
"I don't feel anything." Blob said simply as he ate an ice-cream cone.
"Blob, you're three-hundred pounds of muscle in a five-hundred pound sac." Lance stated. "And where the hell did you get the ice-cream?"
"I… don't… know…" Blob stated as he stared at the ice cream.
"Come on, we still have a good half a click before we get to the Friends of Humanity site."
"Half a click? What? Are you in Vietnam?" Blob asked.
"Let's just move.
"I know man, Charlie's all over this place, MAN! Oh my god man! They killed Bobby! I mean they friggen' killed him Man!" Blob joked in an exuberant voice.
"Why did Val have us work together on this one?" Lance muttered as he slapped his face.
"I don't know. Maybe to build up team unity?"
"Then why not send the entire team." Lance muttered as he rubbed his arms from the cold.
"Good point." Blob said as he began to munch on a Burger.
"Where'd you get the Burger?" Lance asked in shock.
"Good question." Blob stated as he stared at the Burger, before finishing it off.
"Good grief." Lance muttered as he and Blob made they're way through the wood.
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The Hive
"I was strolling through the grass one day, in the very month of May…" X sang as she cooked herself a side of Bacon and about a dozen eggs.
"That is unhealthy." Toad said as he watched X pour on obscene amounts of salt.
"Agreed." Wanda muttered as she stared in disgust as X ate her breakfast.
"What?" X asked as she shoveled more food into her mouth.
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Maine
"Is that what I think it is." Blob asked as he and Lance stared at a factory in the distance.
"If you think it's a Sentinel, than you're right." Lance muttered. "Trask must have started reproducing them." Lance said as he watched the giant robots.
"Great. We barely survived these things last time, how are we supposed to deal with them when it's just us two?" Blob asked.
"We don't. We get back to the rendezvous point and call in the back up." Lance said simply.
"I think that may be a slight problem." Blob stated.
"Why?" Lance asked as he stared at the building through the binoculars.
"Because we've been spotted." Blob said as a sentinel landed behind them.
"Ah crap." Lance muttered as the sentinel opened up for an attack. "EAT THIS!" Lance shouted as he fired as Seismic blast at the sentinel, knocking it down.
"RUN!" Blob shouted as he and Lance bolted through the wood.
"Val. It's Avalanche!" Lance shouted into his communicator, we've got Problems."
"How big?' Valerie's voice crackled.
"Blob. What's the average size of a sentinel?" Lance asked.
"About three story's, five tons." Blob estimated.
"About three story's, five tons." Lance said into the comlink.
"What?" Valerie's voice crackled.
"Sentinels Val! Big mutant hunting robot's created by Trask to kill mutants. Remember?" Lance snapped.
"Wonderful. We're on our way. Try not to get killed." Valerie stated.
"Oh. Good advice." Blob muttered sarcastically. "Thank's Val, that's the last thing we would have done. Lance, put away that Flare that says 'Mutants this way'."
"Get Down!" Lance shouted as he ducked under an energy blast and responded in kind.
"It look's like it's going to be just one of those days." Blob muttered to himself as he ducked under a tree.
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Later
"Lance, did we lose them?" Blob's whispered voice could be heard from the trees.
"Shhhhh… I think so, but be quite." Lance's voice grumbled.
"Mutant Detected…" Came the loud Monotone voice from behind them.
"DAMN!" Lance and Blob shouted as they burst out of the trees and ran, a sentinel hot on their heels.
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A few minutes later
"Lance, are you sure about this?" Blob asked as he and Lance ran towards the building.
"I hope so. I have a feeling that these Tin-cans will do anything to destroy mutants, including destroy their own building." Lance said with a smirk as Blob barreled through the guards and he and Lance ran into the sentinel production building.
"What's the meaning of this?" Senator Creed demanded as he faced the mutants.
"Avon Calling." Blob said with a smirk as he picked up a piece of machinery and threw it at another one, destroying both. Sentinels burst through the walls, destroying even more of the building as they tried to get at Lance and Fred.
"Trask stop them, they're running the whole operation!" Creed shouted at Trask.
"They're doing what they're programming tells them to." Trask shouted.
"Friends, get out of here!" Creed shouted as he and the friends of Humanity ran away like scarred little schoolgirls.
"Well, Lance, you're plan worked. Any other ideas?"
"Yea. Here's the plan. First we die. And then…" Lance started.
"AND THEN? THERE'S AN AND THEN!" Blob bellowed as he ducked under an energy blast.
"Well, yea." Lance said as he fired a blast of seismic energy at a sentinel, knocking it into the assembly line.
"Good Grief…" Blob muttered as he ducked under a fly piece of metal.
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Much later
I don't believe it." Forge said as X-Factor landed in front of the destroyed building. Sentinel bodies littered the place.
"Have fun?" Betsy asked.
"Yes. Yes we did." Blob said with a smile.
"You guys have all the fun." Mike said in a disappointed voice.
"Where's Trask? Valerie asked. Lance and Blob both pointed up. Valerie looked up to see Trask hanging off the top of a tree by his underwear, swearing up a storm.
"Good work." Valerie said with a smile.
"We try." Blob said as he and Lance slapped hands.
"You know, this reminds me of something." Mike said simply. "But what?"
"I know!" Wanda perked up. "Duncan!"
"YES!" Mike pointed out excitedly.
"You know, we haven't tourtured him in awhile." Blob said simply.
"Then lets pay Duncan boy a visit." Lance said with a smile.
"Who's Duncan?" X asked Forge.
"You're about to find out." Forge said. "And with Hilarious Results."
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Bayville
"MY CAR!" Duncan shouted as he saw the ruined porshe. "But I thought those freaks were gone?" Duncan shouted as he stared at the beat up, neon pink, slimed car.
"Hi there." Toad said as he hopped out of the shadow's. "Like what I did?" Toad asked with a smile.
"I'm gonna kill you!" Duncan shouted as he picked Toad up and was about to punch him. Toad just smiled as black helecopters swirled overhead and landed as federal Agents leapt out and pointed weapons at Duncan.
"Hands on you head!" One of the shouted as two more attacked Dunacn, puinning him to the ground. One escorted Toad away.
"What the Hell!?!" Duncan demanded.
"Duncan Matherws, you're under arrest for assult on a federal agent." One of the Agents stated as Duncan was kled away in handcuffs.
"WHAT! THAT SLIME BALLS A FEDERAL AGENT!?!" Duncan shouted as he was dragged into a helecopter. The chopper took off with Duncan screaming.
"Think Val will be pissed that we used up this much manpower?" Lance asked as the rest of X-Factor emerged from the shadows.
"Na. We'll just blame Pietro." Blob said simply. "By the by, where is the egomaniac?"
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Back at the Hive
"Wow." Valerie Cooper said as she lay nude in bed, a sheet covering her shapely form. "There was nothing fast about that..."
"It's good to be the Pietro." Pietro said with a smirk as he entered the room and handed her a drink.
"I'll say." Valerie said with a smile as she pulled him back into bed, tossing the drink to the side.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Nice Dragon. When the others go out for a night on the town, X is left in the hive by herself. But what's that strange growling coming from the air ducks?
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Well join us next time when X-23 gets to be in the spotlight. Please Review folks,
Peace out,
Descendent