Brotherhood Evolution: Movie Night
Ahhh, I really do love writing this stuff, especially since I finished a little side project that will be up in a couple of months… Heh, Heh, Heh…
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Bayville, Xavier's
"Knock, Knock!" Betsy shouted as she and Omega burst through the doors with Lance.
"There goes the neighborhood." Kurt muttered to himself as he teleported away.
"You have no clue." Mike said with a smile as he slumped onto the couch as Wolverine stormed into the room.
"Someone's in trouble." Rogue taunted as she left the room cackling.
"Get the camera." Scott muttered to Jean as they sat on the couch across from Omega and watched the scene.
"Alvers." Logan said as he walked up to Lance.
"Logan." Lance said simply.
"No drinking, smoking, or fighting. Have half-pint home by midnight. Or else." Logan said as he popped his claws. "Got it Bub?"
"No prob." Lance said with a smirk.
"Oh. And If I catch a whiff of your scent on her in any of the wrong places, I'll put you in a ditch with a throat wound." Logan muttered as he stalked away.
"Eep." Lance muttered as Betsy and Mike snickered.
"LANCE!" Kitty shouted in excitement as she bounded down the stairs. "Mike. Betsy." Kitty said as she looped her arm through Lance's and dragged him to the jeep. "Ready?"
"Oh yea." Betsy said with a smile as she got in the backseat with Mike. "Right Luv?" Betsy asked Mike.
"Yes. I am so excited to go see this new chick flick… I mean movie." Mike said in a monotone voice as he stared ahead.
"If you want me to wear my old school outfit tonight, you will be." Betsy stated dryly.
"Floor it Lance, the movies' waiting for us." Mike said suddenly.
"Huh?" Lance asked.
"The sooner I get through that piece of ass, the sooner I get my piece of ass." Mike muttered into Lance's ear.
"What was that Mr. Nagrite?" Betsy asked as she leaned in on her boyfriend, a slight menacing hint to her voice.
"Nothing Bets." Mike said with a quick smile as he turned his attention to his girlfriend.
"Are they always like that?" Kitty asked Lance as she fastened her seatbelt.
"Yes. Yes they are." Lance said simply.
"Must be fun." Kitty said with a smile.
"You have no clue." Lance said with a smirk.
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Bayville Movie Theater
"I, like, can't wait!" Kitty squealed as she and Betsy dragged Lance and Mike into the building.
"Yes. Neither can we." Lance said with a dry voice.
"Dead men walking the Green Mile!" Mike called out.
"Shut it you." Betsy stated as she dragged Omega into the theater.
"Lance?" Mike asked as Bets and Kitty went to buy snacks.
"Yea Mike?" Lance asked as Kitty and Betsy were talking about how hot Kevin Costler was without a shirt on.
"What did we do to deserve this?" Mike asked innocently.
"I think it was the shaving cream bombs we used on Kelly." Lance stated.
"I thought Wanda was God's punishment for that." Mike said simply.
"No. Wanda was for what we did to Mystique."
"You mean I get punished even though I didn't get the chance to annoy Mystique?" Mike demanded. "That blows."
"Comes with the territory." Lance said simply.
"Ah." Mike said simply as he hung his head in defeat as he was dragged into the theater by a hyperactive Betsy.
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The Chick Flick… I mean Movie
"But Maria… I love you…"
"John, you have to go. You have to save the roses…"
"NO! I want to stay with you…"
"But you can't, you have to do you're father's last wish."
"Somebody kill me now." Lance stated as he took a slurp of his soda. He and Mike were sandwiched between Kitty and Betsy, who were dabbing they're eyes with tissues like everyone else in the audience was.
"I would, but then there would be no one left to kill me." Mike said as she shoveled some popcorn into his mouth. "Milk-Duds?"
"Please." Lance said as he took the Carmel candies and poured them into his mouth. "You know, this movie has given me an idea."
"The screen actor's guild needs to be slaughtered mindlessly?" Mike interjected.
"Well duh, but this would also be a great way to get information out of our enemies."
"How so?"
"We strap them to chair's, staple their eyelids open and force them to watch this crap."
"Good plan." Mike said simply as he shoveled more food into his mouth. "We should try it on Flux when we get back."
"We should." Lance said before Kitty hushed him. "Sigh…"
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After the chick flick… I mean Movie. Really I do…
"Three and a half hours of pure sap." Mike muttered as he and Lance walked out of the movie theater and into the lobby.
"Not a single bullet or explosion. What the hell kind of entertainment was that?" Lance demanded.
"Amen Brother." Mike muttered.
"What do we see in them again?" Betsy asked Kitty as Mike and Lance continued to rant.
"Nice gluts." Kitty offered up as Betsy looked at the guys.
"Good point." Betsy said devilishly as she and Kitty smiled.
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Atlanta
"And so by crossing the polarities of the streams we were able to open up a dimensional gateway to send the spectral being back to hell." Professor Stanz stated in front of his gathered audience.
"Amazing…" Forge said all starry eyed.
"I should have taken X-23 up on her offer." Valerie muttered as she stared blankly at the scientist.
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Back at the Hive
"Oh God that was fun" Betsy said as the entered the building with Mike and Lance.
"Holy shit." Mike said when he saw X playing fetch with her giant red lizard.
"There's something you don't see everyday." Lance said simply.
"Unless your us." Betsy muttered.
"Hey guys." X said with a smirk. "Like our new Mascot, Lizzy?"
"Lizzy?" Mike said dryly.
"That's what we said." Blob muttered as he and Pietro walked into the room.
"Val is gonna flip." Mike said simply.
"I got the camera." Pietro said with a smile.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Kids suck. X-Factor goes to Scotland to confirm rumors of a powerful mutant. Unfortunatly, the X-Men show up.
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Well, see you all next time. Please review true believers,
Descendent
Ahhh, I really do love writing this stuff, especially since I finished a little side project that will be up in a couple of months… Heh, Heh, Heh…
********************
Bayville, Xavier's
"Knock, Knock!" Betsy shouted as she and Omega burst through the doors with Lance.
"There goes the neighborhood." Kurt muttered to himself as he teleported away.
"You have no clue." Mike said with a smile as he slumped onto the couch as Wolverine stormed into the room.
"Someone's in trouble." Rogue taunted as she left the room cackling.
"Get the camera." Scott muttered to Jean as they sat on the couch across from Omega and watched the scene.
"Alvers." Logan said as he walked up to Lance.
"Logan." Lance said simply.
"No drinking, smoking, or fighting. Have half-pint home by midnight. Or else." Logan said as he popped his claws. "Got it Bub?"
"No prob." Lance said with a smirk.
"Oh. And If I catch a whiff of your scent on her in any of the wrong places, I'll put you in a ditch with a throat wound." Logan muttered as he stalked away.
"Eep." Lance muttered as Betsy and Mike snickered.
"LANCE!" Kitty shouted in excitement as she bounded down the stairs. "Mike. Betsy." Kitty said as she looped her arm through Lance's and dragged him to the jeep. "Ready?"
"Oh yea." Betsy said with a smile as she got in the backseat with Mike. "Right Luv?" Betsy asked Mike.
"Yes. I am so excited to go see this new chick flick… I mean movie." Mike said in a monotone voice as he stared ahead.
"If you want me to wear my old school outfit tonight, you will be." Betsy stated dryly.
"Floor it Lance, the movies' waiting for us." Mike said suddenly.
"Huh?" Lance asked.
"The sooner I get through that piece of ass, the sooner I get my piece of ass." Mike muttered into Lance's ear.
"What was that Mr. Nagrite?" Betsy asked as she leaned in on her boyfriend, a slight menacing hint to her voice.
"Nothing Bets." Mike said with a quick smile as he turned his attention to his girlfriend.
"Are they always like that?" Kitty asked Lance as she fastened her seatbelt.
"Yes. Yes they are." Lance said simply.
"Must be fun." Kitty said with a smile.
"You have no clue." Lance said with a smirk.
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Bayville Movie Theater
"I, like, can't wait!" Kitty squealed as she and Betsy dragged Lance and Mike into the building.
"Yes. Neither can we." Lance said with a dry voice.
"Dead men walking the Green Mile!" Mike called out.
"Shut it you." Betsy stated as she dragged Omega into the theater.
"Lance?" Mike asked as Bets and Kitty went to buy snacks.
"Yea Mike?" Lance asked as Kitty and Betsy were talking about how hot Kevin Costler was without a shirt on.
"What did we do to deserve this?" Mike asked innocently.
"I think it was the shaving cream bombs we used on Kelly." Lance stated.
"I thought Wanda was God's punishment for that." Mike said simply.
"No. Wanda was for what we did to Mystique."
"You mean I get punished even though I didn't get the chance to annoy Mystique?" Mike demanded. "That blows."
"Comes with the territory." Lance said simply.
"Ah." Mike said simply as he hung his head in defeat as he was dragged into the theater by a hyperactive Betsy.
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The Chick Flick… I mean Movie
"But Maria… I love you…"
"John, you have to go. You have to save the roses…"
"NO! I want to stay with you…"
"But you can't, you have to do you're father's last wish."
"Somebody kill me now." Lance stated as he took a slurp of his soda. He and Mike were sandwiched between Kitty and Betsy, who were dabbing they're eyes with tissues like everyone else in the audience was.
"I would, but then there would be no one left to kill me." Mike said as she shoveled some popcorn into his mouth. "Milk-Duds?"
"Please." Lance said as he took the Carmel candies and poured them into his mouth. "You know, this movie has given me an idea."
"The screen actor's guild needs to be slaughtered mindlessly?" Mike interjected.
"Well duh, but this would also be a great way to get information out of our enemies."
"How so?"
"We strap them to chair's, staple their eyelids open and force them to watch this crap."
"Good plan." Mike said simply as he shoveled more food into his mouth. "We should try it on Flux when we get back."
"We should." Lance said before Kitty hushed him. "Sigh…"
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After the chick flick… I mean Movie. Really I do…
"Three and a half hours of pure sap." Mike muttered as he and Lance walked out of the movie theater and into the lobby.
"Not a single bullet or explosion. What the hell kind of entertainment was that?" Lance demanded.
"Amen Brother." Mike muttered.
"What do we see in them again?" Betsy asked Kitty as Mike and Lance continued to rant.
"Nice gluts." Kitty offered up as Betsy looked at the guys.
"Good point." Betsy said devilishly as she and Kitty smiled.
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Atlanta
"And so by crossing the polarities of the streams we were able to open up a dimensional gateway to send the spectral being back to hell." Professor Stanz stated in front of his gathered audience.
"Amazing…" Forge said all starry eyed.
"I should have taken X-23 up on her offer." Valerie muttered as she stared blankly at the scientist.
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Back at the Hive
"Oh God that was fun" Betsy said as the entered the building with Mike and Lance.
"Holy shit." Mike said when he saw X playing fetch with her giant red lizard.
"There's something you don't see everyday." Lance said simply.
"Unless your us." Betsy muttered.
"Hey guys." X said with a smirk. "Like our new Mascot, Lizzy?"
"Lizzy?" Mike said dryly.
"That's what we said." Blob muttered as he and Pietro walked into the room.
"Val is gonna flip." Mike said simply.
"I got the camera." Pietro said with a smile.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Kids suck. X-Factor goes to Scotland to confirm rumors of a powerful mutant. Unfortunatly, the X-Men show up.
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Well, see you all next time. Please review true believers,
Descendent