Brotherhood Evolution: Kid's Suck.
Ahhh, so much to do and such little time to do it in. I guess I better get off my lazy ass then, huh?
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The Hive
"Got any threes."
"Go fish mother F*@#er!" (BLAM!)
"Man. Charles Bronson has some anger issues." Todd said as he and Fred watched Death Wish 15.
"Your telling me." Blob muttered. "Pass the popcorn.
"Whatcha watching?" Wanda asked as she and X entered the room with Mike.
"New Bronson Flick." Blob muttered as she shoveled some popcorn into his mouth. "HEY!" He shouted when X jumped into his lap and took the popcorn from him, pouring the contents into her mouth. "That was mine!"
"Possessions nine-tenths the law buddy." X said smartly as she turned and watched the movie.
"It's bee quite lately." Toad said simply.
"Be careful Todd. You said the exact same thing before Mystique came back." Blob cautioned.
"Yea, but she brought us this beautiful Flower." Toad said as he buddied up to Wanda.
"Aw, you sweet little man." Wanda said with a smile.
"Disgustingly sweet." Mike commented.
"Still, I have to agree with the Frog, it has been boring around here." X muttered.
"X-Factor, please report to the War Room." Valerie's voice rang through the Hive.
"You were saying?" Mike asked as he arched his pierced eyebrow.
"Sigh, just another day in the life of X-Factor." Toad muttered as they walked towards the war room.
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Scotland
"Lucas, are ye insane?" Sean Cassidy shouted at his friend Lucas.
"You're not one ta talk Seany boyo." Lucas demanded. "You ran off with Magneto, remembar?"
"Aye, and I thought I was going ta make a difference in da world, not destroy it."
"Yak, yak, yak." Lucas sneered. "That's all I'ma hearing." Lucas stated as he morphed into his Ian persona. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have ta make a call to daddy dearest." Ian said as he walked off.
"Heaven help that poor fool. If Xavier gets here, then all sorts of hell will break out." Banshee muttered. "I knew I should have stayed with thee Acolytes.
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The Hive
"What's up Val?" Lance asked as he and Pietro walked into the war room where the others where all gathered. X's red demon, nicknamed Lizzy, was sitting in her lap purring contently. Boris, the X-Factor rat, sat on Mike's shoulder staring dagger at the lizard.
"We're going to Scotland." Valerie explained. "We've detected a very powerful mutant that needs to be dealt with right away."
"Yay." Wanda exclaimed in mock enthusiasm.
"Holy Rhyme scheme Batman." Toad muttered under his breath.
"What did I do to deserve getting this assignment?" Valerie wondered as she left the room as X-Factor continued to make jokes.
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Scotland
"Aleary, Leary! I like listing to Dennis Leary!" Blob sang as he and the others walked around the Scottish countryside in full uniform.
"Somebody kill him now." Mike said dryly as he plugged his ears with his tendricals.
"I like it." X said with smile.
"Good God. First Toad, and now Blob get a girl?" Lance asked. "What in the hell is going on around here?"
"I know. Val asked the same thing in bed yesterday." Pietro stated before he caught himself. "Um, I mean… Freudian slip?"
"You slept with Valerie?!?" Wanda and Betsy demanded.
"Dude, she's old enough to be your mother!" X shouted.
"Way to go Petey." Mike and Lance said as they shook his hands and Blob and Toad patted him on the back as Forge clapped his hands together.
"Men." Wanda, X and Betsy all said at once.
"Man, you banged the boss. That is so righteous!" Forge said with a smile.
"Ahhhh! The constant seventies lingo burns my ears!" Toad shouted as he covered his ears.
"Get over it." Wanda muttered as she slapped him in the back of the head. "We have a job to do.
"Let me get this strait." Blob said simply. "Pietro has Valerie, Toad has Wanda, Lance has Kitty, Mike has Betsy, and Forge has the Toaster…."
"HEY!" Forge snapped.
"And now you all think that X and I are an item?" Blob asked.
"Well, yea." Mike said simply as X-factor all nodded their heads together.
"Wow." X said as she and Freddy faced the rest of the team. "They are fools."
"Told ya." Blob said with a smile. "Guys, Val did a DNA scan on X when she joined the team."
"Yea, it showed that she's Logan's clone." Wanda said simply.
"Dude, wolverine is so going to kill you." Forge said with a smile.
"Dude, she's also my sister." Blob said sarcastically.
"WHAT!" All of X-factor shouted.
"More like a cousin on the genetic level." X said simply. "Ya see, when you all where captured by the government back during the sentinel fiasco, some of Blob's DNA was taken from him." X explained. "My body has to use large amounts of energy to sustain itself. Wolverine gets by this with his healing factor. I don't have a healing factor as powerful, so Hydra needed to find a suitable DNA replica for me to draw energy from. They used Blob." X said simply.
"Holy hell." Mike said simply.
"That's disgusting." Toad muttered.
"My body can store massive amounts of energy in order for me to get the strength that I do." Blob said with a smile. "They used that part of my DNA to help craft X-23."
"So we're actually like cousins." X said as she put an arm around Blob.
"That explains so much." Betsy said simply.
"And so little." Pietro muttered as he scratched his head. "Oh well, lets take care of the job first, then we'll deal with this."
"Sounds good." X said simply as they walked towards their intended target, and abandoned castle.
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Cassidy Keep
"Man, when they say abandoned, they really don't mean it anymore." Mike muttered as he watched the rave going on at the castle.
"Cassidy Keep? That name sound familiar to anyone else?" Betsy asked.
"It should lass." X-Factor turned around to see Banshee standing behind them in street cloths. "Tis' me ancestral estate."
"Banshee." Lance muttered. "Last we heard you we're still with the Acolytes."
"Took off on me own a wee bit back. They lost sight o' the mission."
"Mission?" Wanda asked.
"Keepin' mutants safe from tha human threat." Banshee said simply.
"So are we going to fight?" Mike asked.
"Na. I'm just here to say 'Ello ta ya." Banshee said with a smile. "Tis' been awhile and when I saw ya here in those new fancy government uniforms I was wondering how ye all was doing."
"Fine. Looks like you're doing okay yourself." Pietro said.
"Eh. I give kids a place where they can hang out safely and not worry about the problems life throws at them." Banshee stated simply.
"Good man. I knew not all the Acolytes where bad guys." Pietro said with a smile.
"Most where insane lad." Banshee said dryly.
"Well, yea." Pietro muttered. "Why do you think they followed father so well?"
"Well, I always thought that it was…" Banshee began before an optic blast shot above his head. "Tis' seems like everyone's droppin' in on me today." Banshee muttered as he saw Cyclops and Jean fighting his friend Lucas, who was laughing like a maniac.
"We want any part of this?" Toad asked as he watched Lucas thoroughly trash Jean and Scott.
"Not really. But we better." Lance muttered as X-Factor moved into position around the fight.
"And me with out a tub o' popcorn." Banshee muttered as he leaned against the wall.
"Move in slowly…" Lance said into his com-link. "Get on all sides and take him by surprise…"
"That's what ye think…" Lucas said with a sinister smile in all of the Brotherhood's heads. With a powerful blast of TK, X-Factor was sent fly as Lucas flew off cackling.
"My skull…" Toad moaned as X-Factor lay in a pile on the ground. "Kid's suck, yo…"
"That went well…" Wanda muttered.
"Go to hell…" Betsy stated sorely.
"Stop with the damn rhyming already…" Lance stated.
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The Hive
"Let me get this strait." Valerie muttered. "Xavier has a kid, who is more powerful than him, who is completely insane, and managed to beat you all without breaking a sweat. AND that same individual is now running amuck."
"Running amuck?" Lance mouthed to Betsy, who just shrugged.
"Yep." Forge said simply.
"We're boned." Toad said simply.
"Yes. Yes we are." Valerie muttered. "Wonderful, this is just what I need."
"Maybe Pietro can help relieve that tension…" Mike said in a sly voice.
"YOU TOLD THEM!" Valerie screamed as her face turned a deep crimson color in anger.
"Uh, Freudian slip?" Pietro offered up.
"PIETRO!!!!" Valerie's voice rang out through the hive.
"This should provide for a couple of weeks of entertainment." Mike said to Wanda, who nodded with a smile.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Battle of the Mascots. Boris doesn't like Lizzy, so what does a little rat do about a four-foot tall demon from another dimension. Tune in next time to find out.
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Please review true believers, it isn't that hard.
Peace out,
Descendent
Ahhh, so much to do and such little time to do it in. I guess I better get off my lazy ass then, huh?
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The Hive
"Got any threes."
"Go fish mother F*@#er!" (BLAM!)
"Man. Charles Bronson has some anger issues." Todd said as he and Fred watched Death Wish 15.
"Your telling me." Blob muttered. "Pass the popcorn.
"Whatcha watching?" Wanda asked as she and X entered the room with Mike.
"New Bronson Flick." Blob muttered as she shoveled some popcorn into his mouth. "HEY!" He shouted when X jumped into his lap and took the popcorn from him, pouring the contents into her mouth. "That was mine!"
"Possessions nine-tenths the law buddy." X said smartly as she turned and watched the movie.
"It's bee quite lately." Toad said simply.
"Be careful Todd. You said the exact same thing before Mystique came back." Blob cautioned.
"Yea, but she brought us this beautiful Flower." Toad said as he buddied up to Wanda.
"Aw, you sweet little man." Wanda said with a smile.
"Disgustingly sweet." Mike commented.
"Still, I have to agree with the Frog, it has been boring around here." X muttered.
"X-Factor, please report to the War Room." Valerie's voice rang through the Hive.
"You were saying?" Mike asked as he arched his pierced eyebrow.
"Sigh, just another day in the life of X-Factor." Toad muttered as they walked towards the war room.
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Scotland
"Lucas, are ye insane?" Sean Cassidy shouted at his friend Lucas.
"You're not one ta talk Seany boyo." Lucas demanded. "You ran off with Magneto, remembar?"
"Aye, and I thought I was going ta make a difference in da world, not destroy it."
"Yak, yak, yak." Lucas sneered. "That's all I'ma hearing." Lucas stated as he morphed into his Ian persona. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have ta make a call to daddy dearest." Ian said as he walked off.
"Heaven help that poor fool. If Xavier gets here, then all sorts of hell will break out." Banshee muttered. "I knew I should have stayed with thee Acolytes.
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The Hive
"What's up Val?" Lance asked as he and Pietro walked into the war room where the others where all gathered. X's red demon, nicknamed Lizzy, was sitting in her lap purring contently. Boris, the X-Factor rat, sat on Mike's shoulder staring dagger at the lizard.
"We're going to Scotland." Valerie explained. "We've detected a very powerful mutant that needs to be dealt with right away."
"Yay." Wanda exclaimed in mock enthusiasm.
"Holy Rhyme scheme Batman." Toad muttered under his breath.
"What did I do to deserve getting this assignment?" Valerie wondered as she left the room as X-Factor continued to make jokes.
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Scotland
"Aleary, Leary! I like listing to Dennis Leary!" Blob sang as he and the others walked around the Scottish countryside in full uniform.
"Somebody kill him now." Mike said dryly as he plugged his ears with his tendricals.
"I like it." X said with smile.
"Good God. First Toad, and now Blob get a girl?" Lance asked. "What in the hell is going on around here?"
"I know. Val asked the same thing in bed yesterday." Pietro stated before he caught himself. "Um, I mean… Freudian slip?"
"You slept with Valerie?!?" Wanda and Betsy demanded.
"Dude, she's old enough to be your mother!" X shouted.
"Way to go Petey." Mike and Lance said as they shook his hands and Blob and Toad patted him on the back as Forge clapped his hands together.
"Men." Wanda, X and Betsy all said at once.
"Man, you banged the boss. That is so righteous!" Forge said with a smile.
"Ahhhh! The constant seventies lingo burns my ears!" Toad shouted as he covered his ears.
"Get over it." Wanda muttered as she slapped him in the back of the head. "We have a job to do.
"Let me get this strait." Blob said simply. "Pietro has Valerie, Toad has Wanda, Lance has Kitty, Mike has Betsy, and Forge has the Toaster…."
"HEY!" Forge snapped.
"And now you all think that X and I are an item?" Blob asked.
"Well, yea." Mike said simply as X-factor all nodded their heads together.
"Wow." X said as she and Freddy faced the rest of the team. "They are fools."
"Told ya." Blob said with a smile. "Guys, Val did a DNA scan on X when she joined the team."
"Yea, it showed that she's Logan's clone." Wanda said simply.
"Dude, wolverine is so going to kill you." Forge said with a smile.
"Dude, she's also my sister." Blob said sarcastically.
"WHAT!" All of X-factor shouted.
"More like a cousin on the genetic level." X said simply. "Ya see, when you all where captured by the government back during the sentinel fiasco, some of Blob's DNA was taken from him." X explained. "My body has to use large amounts of energy to sustain itself. Wolverine gets by this with his healing factor. I don't have a healing factor as powerful, so Hydra needed to find a suitable DNA replica for me to draw energy from. They used Blob." X said simply.
"Holy hell." Mike said simply.
"That's disgusting." Toad muttered.
"My body can store massive amounts of energy in order for me to get the strength that I do." Blob said with a smile. "They used that part of my DNA to help craft X-23."
"So we're actually like cousins." X said as she put an arm around Blob.
"That explains so much." Betsy said simply.
"And so little." Pietro muttered as he scratched his head. "Oh well, lets take care of the job first, then we'll deal with this."
"Sounds good." X said simply as they walked towards their intended target, and abandoned castle.
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Cassidy Keep
"Man, when they say abandoned, they really don't mean it anymore." Mike muttered as he watched the rave going on at the castle.
"Cassidy Keep? That name sound familiar to anyone else?" Betsy asked.
"It should lass." X-Factor turned around to see Banshee standing behind them in street cloths. "Tis' me ancestral estate."
"Banshee." Lance muttered. "Last we heard you we're still with the Acolytes."
"Took off on me own a wee bit back. They lost sight o' the mission."
"Mission?" Wanda asked.
"Keepin' mutants safe from tha human threat." Banshee said simply.
"So are we going to fight?" Mike asked.
"Na. I'm just here to say 'Ello ta ya." Banshee said with a smile. "Tis' been awhile and when I saw ya here in those new fancy government uniforms I was wondering how ye all was doing."
"Fine. Looks like you're doing okay yourself." Pietro said.
"Eh. I give kids a place where they can hang out safely and not worry about the problems life throws at them." Banshee stated simply.
"Good man. I knew not all the Acolytes where bad guys." Pietro said with a smile.
"Most where insane lad." Banshee said dryly.
"Well, yea." Pietro muttered. "Why do you think they followed father so well?"
"Well, I always thought that it was…" Banshee began before an optic blast shot above his head. "Tis' seems like everyone's droppin' in on me today." Banshee muttered as he saw Cyclops and Jean fighting his friend Lucas, who was laughing like a maniac.
"We want any part of this?" Toad asked as he watched Lucas thoroughly trash Jean and Scott.
"Not really. But we better." Lance muttered as X-Factor moved into position around the fight.
"And me with out a tub o' popcorn." Banshee muttered as he leaned against the wall.
"Move in slowly…" Lance said into his com-link. "Get on all sides and take him by surprise…"
"That's what ye think…" Lucas said with a sinister smile in all of the Brotherhood's heads. With a powerful blast of TK, X-Factor was sent fly as Lucas flew off cackling.
"My skull…" Toad moaned as X-Factor lay in a pile on the ground. "Kid's suck, yo…"
"That went well…" Wanda muttered.
"Go to hell…" Betsy stated sorely.
"Stop with the damn rhyming already…" Lance stated.
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The Hive
"Let me get this strait." Valerie muttered. "Xavier has a kid, who is more powerful than him, who is completely insane, and managed to beat you all without breaking a sweat. AND that same individual is now running amuck."
"Running amuck?" Lance mouthed to Betsy, who just shrugged.
"Yep." Forge said simply.
"We're boned." Toad said simply.
"Yes. Yes we are." Valerie muttered. "Wonderful, this is just what I need."
"Maybe Pietro can help relieve that tension…" Mike said in a sly voice.
"YOU TOLD THEM!" Valerie screamed as her face turned a deep crimson color in anger.
"Uh, Freudian slip?" Pietro offered up.
"PIETRO!!!!" Valerie's voice rang out through the hive.
"This should provide for a couple of weeks of entertainment." Mike said to Wanda, who nodded with a smile.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Battle of the Mascots. Boris doesn't like Lizzy, so what does a little rat do about a four-foot tall demon from another dimension. Tune in next time to find out.
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Please review true believers, it isn't that hard.
Peace out,
Descendent