Brotherhood Evolution: Battle of the Mascots
This is just a goofy, short little thing that popped into my head while writing the last chapter. I thought some humor would be in order, especially with what's coming up next chapter. ENJOY!!!
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The Hive
"Wow." Blob muttered as he watched Lizzy jump through a flaming hoop.
"Boris could never do that." Wanda whistled as X-Factor watched their pet demon go through an obstacle course.
"I resent that comment." Boris, the X-factor Rat thought to himself. "I mean its true, but I still don't like it." The little rat thought as he sat in his cage staring at X-Factor. "This insult will not stand…" Boris thought as he stared Daggers at Lizzy.
"You got nothing rat." Lizzy thought back to Boris.
"Bring it on Be-atch!" Boris thought as he held up his hands, like he was ready to box. "I'm Rick James!"
"This is interesting." Toad said as he saw Lizzy staring daggers at Boris, while the little rat was shadow boxing in his cage.
"There's something you don't see everyday…" Valerie said simply.
"Unless your us…" Wanda muttered.
"Man that joke is getting repetitive." Lance said.
"I know." Blob said. "But we go with what works."
"Tu shay." Lance said as X-factor walked away, leaving Lizzy and Boris alone.
"I'm gonna have me rat for dinner." Lizzy thought with a smile as he stared at Boris, licking his lips.
"what did the five fingers say to the face?" Boris asked Lizzy as the dragonb stuck his muzzle in the cage.
"what?" Lizzy demanded.
"SLAP!!!" Boris shouted as he slapped Lizzy's muzzle. "I'm Rick James Bitch!"
"I'll KILL YOU!!!" Lizzy shouted as he bared his teeth.
"That's what you think.' Boris said with a smile as he walked into his den and came out holding a mini-version of Forge's Matter Transporter.
"What the duce?" Lizzy thought.
"Hope you like the X-men." Boris thought with what could only be described as a rat's smile as he blasted the red demon.
"RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Lizzy screamed as he felt himself get teleported away.
"What the hell was that?" Toad shouted as he ran in with Wanda and Blob.
"I don't believe it." Wanda said as Boris tossed the matter transported away, shattering it against the cage as he smiled at his minions.
"Okay. First Boris is a mutant, now he's a genius?" Blob asked as his eyes went wide.
"We'll just tell X that Lizzy ran away. Yea… That's the ticket." Wanda said simply as they walked away slowly.
"Nobody steals the spotlight away from me." Boris thought as he went over to his water bottle and drank from it.
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Xavier's
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I'M NEVER TELEPORTING AGAIN!" Kurt's voice echoed throught the mansion.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!" Alex's voice soon followed.
"NOT THIS AGAIN!" Logan screamed.
"IT'S IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER!" Jean's voice shouted.
"WHAT!" Cyclops voice rang out. "I'LL KILL IT!"
"THESE THINGS ARE BACK AGAIN?!?!" Beast's voice rang out.
"My head…" Xavier moaned as he downed another bottle of asprin.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Welcome to Madipoor. X-Factor is sent to track down a black market criminal by the name of John Sublime. What awaits them will change the face of this fic forever.
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See you all next time,
Descendent
This is just a goofy, short little thing that popped into my head while writing the last chapter. I thought some humor would be in order, especially with what's coming up next chapter. ENJOY!!!
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The Hive
"Wow." Blob muttered as he watched Lizzy jump through a flaming hoop.
"Boris could never do that." Wanda whistled as X-Factor watched their pet demon go through an obstacle course.
"I resent that comment." Boris, the X-factor Rat thought to himself. "I mean its true, but I still don't like it." The little rat thought as he sat in his cage staring at X-Factor. "This insult will not stand…" Boris thought as he stared Daggers at Lizzy.
"You got nothing rat." Lizzy thought back to Boris.
"Bring it on Be-atch!" Boris thought as he held up his hands, like he was ready to box. "I'm Rick James!"
"This is interesting." Toad said as he saw Lizzy staring daggers at Boris, while the little rat was shadow boxing in his cage.
"There's something you don't see everyday…" Valerie said simply.
"Unless your us…" Wanda muttered.
"Man that joke is getting repetitive." Lance said.
"I know." Blob said. "But we go with what works."
"Tu shay." Lance said as X-factor walked away, leaving Lizzy and Boris alone.
"I'm gonna have me rat for dinner." Lizzy thought with a smile as he stared at Boris, licking his lips.
"what did the five fingers say to the face?" Boris asked Lizzy as the dragonb stuck his muzzle in the cage.
"what?" Lizzy demanded.
"SLAP!!!" Boris shouted as he slapped Lizzy's muzzle. "I'm Rick James Bitch!"
"I'll KILL YOU!!!" Lizzy shouted as he bared his teeth.
"That's what you think.' Boris said with a smile as he walked into his den and came out holding a mini-version of Forge's Matter Transporter.
"What the duce?" Lizzy thought.
"Hope you like the X-men." Boris thought with what could only be described as a rat's smile as he blasted the red demon.
"RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Lizzy screamed as he felt himself get teleported away.
"What the hell was that?" Toad shouted as he ran in with Wanda and Blob.
"I don't believe it." Wanda said as Boris tossed the matter transported away, shattering it against the cage as he smiled at his minions.
"Okay. First Boris is a mutant, now he's a genius?" Blob asked as his eyes went wide.
"We'll just tell X that Lizzy ran away. Yea… That's the ticket." Wanda said simply as they walked away slowly.
"Nobody steals the spotlight away from me." Boris thought as he went over to his water bottle and drank from it.
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Xavier's
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I'M NEVER TELEPORTING AGAIN!" Kurt's voice echoed throught the mansion.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!" Alex's voice soon followed.
"NOT THIS AGAIN!" Logan screamed.
"IT'S IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER!" Jean's voice shouted.
"WHAT!" Cyclops voice rang out. "I'LL KILL IT!"
"THESE THINGS ARE BACK AGAIN?!?!" Beast's voice rang out.
"My head…" Xavier moaned as he downed another bottle of asprin.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Welcome to Madipoor. X-Factor is sent to track down a black market criminal by the name of John Sublime. What awaits them will change the face of this fic forever.
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See you all next time,
Descendent