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Cailen was getting really worried. He had no way of standing up to that thing, he quickly and sloppily looked through his hand, all he had was the Ancient Ooze and the Dragonspeaker Shaman. Zach attacked with the Psychopath, but luckily he lost the coin flip and the Psychopath did his damage to Zach. But the Spirit Link kicked in and healed him.
Believing he had lost, Cailen drew, a forest. He decided to play the Dragonspeaker Shaman for blocking, at least he could hold out for awhile. Zach played a plains, and used Pacifism on the Scaled Wurm, jst before attacking with the Psychopath, and winning the flip. Cailen blocked with his Wall of Granite, boosting Zach's life by nine.
Cailen= 13 life Zach= 31 life
This was going to be the second time in history that Zach defeated Cailen, was what he realized as he drew another forest. But the Psychopath was Zachs only creature, and it was tapped! Using his Birds of Paradise and his Mountains, he made the Sandstone Warrior a 6/3 until end of turn and attacked with it, the Green Elephant token, and the Fangreen hunter for thirteen damage.
Cailen=13 life Zach= 18 life
Zach just shrugged when he drew and played a Lightning Hounds and a Healing Salve. He kept attacking with the Psychopath, which won the flip, but was blocked by the Shaman. On Cailens turn he drew what could have been his savior, the Wurmskin Forger. He played it and made his Warrior a 4/6, and attacked with his Elephant and Hunter. The Elephant was blocked by the Hounds and the Advocate tapped to return the Kavu and assault/Battery to Cailens hand to destroy the hunter. Cailen couldn't believe the amateur mistake Zach made, he could pretty much say goodbye to the Advocate.
Cailen=13 life Zach= 27 life
Zach decided to play a Misguided Rage, so Cailen sacrificed the Pacified Scaled Wurm. Luckily the flip failed on the Psychopaths attack, but there was still the Hounds that killed the blocking Forger. Cailen calmed down a bit as he drew a mountain. When he played it, he tapped it for his Assault to kill the Advocate and played the Serpentine Kavu, he couldn't wait for Zachs next Eager attack.
Zach yet again proved he was still an amateur by attacking with both of his creatures. With the coin flip still unsuccessful, Cailen still blocked with the Warrior which he made a 9/6 thanks to fire-breathing, and killed the Hounds with the Kavu.
Cailen=13 life Zach=27 life
On Cailens turn he drew the Trolls of Tel-Jilad, he felt he couldn't lose as he played it. He made the Warrior a 9/6 and attacked with him and the Kavu for thirteen damage
Cailen=13 life Zach=14 life
Zach started to laugh loudly when he tapped all of his mana for his favourite card in his deck. The Dragon mage, a 5/5 with flying, and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, each player discards his or her hand and draws seven cards. Now it was over, Only one card could save him now. On Cailens turn he drew the silverglade elemental Damn it! I need Spidersilk Armor! He played it anyway to get the forest out from its ability.
Zach was being very stubborn as always, he thought he could win only with the Dragon Mage. Or at least, that's what he would think, if Cailen had his way. Zach played red two for the Kyren Sniper. And he attacked with the Dragon Mage, which was as good as unblockable, forcing away Cailens Ancient Ooze. But Zach didn't realize he had helped Cailen, with the new seven cards came, Raging Kavu, Craw Wurm, Crown of Flames, Serpenitne Kavu, a Forest, Kurgadon, and lastly, Spidersilk Armor, giving all of Cailens creatures 0/1 and allowing them to block fliers.
Cailen= 8 life Zach= 14 life
Cailen, knowing he had won, drew a forest, which he played. Than taping eleven mana, he played Raging Kavu, Serpentine Kavu, and Spidersilk Armor. On Zachs turn, he used the Sniper to deal one damage to Cailen, and attacked with the Dragon. Cailen blocked with the Silverglade, and used the Birds and a Mountain to use the Trolls to regenerate it.
Cailen=7 life Zach=14 life.
Cailen drew his Uphill Battle card, he played a Forest, and the Kurgadon, than the Craw Wurm, which was equipped with Crown of flames and activated the Kurgadons ability to make the Kurgadona 6/6, and Uphill Battle, he attacked with a 5/6 Sandstone Warrior the Two Serpentines, the Trolls, the Elemental, and the Raging Kavu. The Sniper blocked the Warrior, but all the other damage was enough to finish Zach off.
After the match, Cailen and Zach shook hands, there were no hard feelings. Cailen tried to find the kid who scratched his itch to thank them, but they were nowhere to be found. Between matches, Cailen went over to the Yu-Gi-Oh tournament and found his friend Kyle whuppin' some serious Ass, while chewing gum! Cailen was jealous of the gum, and vowed to steal it.
He found his next match was against Joe Chisholm, who used a blue deck, Cailen decided to use his black deck.
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So how was the duel? Should I continue to decide what cards I get by actually using my deck as I write the story? What decks would you like to see used in the future? If you have your own deck you want in action just e- mail me the list of cards in it, maybe if you have a favourite card tell me so it will get out. If you can't find my e-mail it is eightyinfernalcohortshotmail.com thanks for takin the time to read this! NOTE! This ios the second draft of ch3, in the first draft the underscores didn't appear in my e-mail! Put an underscore after eighty and after infernal!
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Cailen was getting really worried. He had no way of standing up to that thing, he quickly and sloppily looked through his hand, all he had was the Ancient Ooze and the Dragonspeaker Shaman. Zach attacked with the Psychopath, but luckily he lost the coin flip and the Psychopath did his damage to Zach. But the Spirit Link kicked in and healed him.
Believing he had lost, Cailen drew, a forest. He decided to play the Dragonspeaker Shaman for blocking, at least he could hold out for awhile. Zach played a plains, and used Pacifism on the Scaled Wurm, jst before attacking with the Psychopath, and winning the flip. Cailen blocked with his Wall of Granite, boosting Zach's life by nine.
Cailen= 13 life Zach= 31 life
This was going to be the second time in history that Zach defeated Cailen, was what he realized as he drew another forest. But the Psychopath was Zachs only creature, and it was tapped! Using his Birds of Paradise and his Mountains, he made the Sandstone Warrior a 6/3 until end of turn and attacked with it, the Green Elephant token, and the Fangreen hunter for thirteen damage.
Cailen=13 life Zach= 18 life
Zach just shrugged when he drew and played a Lightning Hounds and a Healing Salve. He kept attacking with the Psychopath, which won the flip, but was blocked by the Shaman. On Cailens turn he drew what could have been his savior, the Wurmskin Forger. He played it and made his Warrior a 4/6, and attacked with his Elephant and Hunter. The Elephant was blocked by the Hounds and the Advocate tapped to return the Kavu and assault/Battery to Cailens hand to destroy the hunter. Cailen couldn't believe the amateur mistake Zach made, he could pretty much say goodbye to the Advocate.
Cailen=13 life Zach= 27 life
Zach decided to play a Misguided Rage, so Cailen sacrificed the Pacified Scaled Wurm. Luckily the flip failed on the Psychopaths attack, but there was still the Hounds that killed the blocking Forger. Cailen calmed down a bit as he drew a mountain. When he played it, he tapped it for his Assault to kill the Advocate and played the Serpentine Kavu, he couldn't wait for Zachs next Eager attack.
Zach yet again proved he was still an amateur by attacking with both of his creatures. With the coin flip still unsuccessful, Cailen still blocked with the Warrior which he made a 9/6 thanks to fire-breathing, and killed the Hounds with the Kavu.
Cailen=13 life Zach=27 life
On Cailens turn he drew the Trolls of Tel-Jilad, he felt he couldn't lose as he played it. He made the Warrior a 9/6 and attacked with him and the Kavu for thirteen damage
Cailen=13 life Zach=14 life
Zach started to laugh loudly when he tapped all of his mana for his favourite card in his deck. The Dragon mage, a 5/5 with flying, and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, each player discards his or her hand and draws seven cards. Now it was over, Only one card could save him now. On Cailens turn he drew the silverglade elemental Damn it! I need Spidersilk Armor! He played it anyway to get the forest out from its ability.
Zach was being very stubborn as always, he thought he could win only with the Dragon Mage. Or at least, that's what he would think, if Cailen had his way. Zach played red two for the Kyren Sniper. And he attacked with the Dragon Mage, which was as good as unblockable, forcing away Cailens Ancient Ooze. But Zach didn't realize he had helped Cailen, with the new seven cards came, Raging Kavu, Craw Wurm, Crown of Flames, Serpenitne Kavu, a Forest, Kurgadon, and lastly, Spidersilk Armor, giving all of Cailens creatures 0/1 and allowing them to block fliers.
Cailen= 8 life Zach= 14 life
Cailen, knowing he had won, drew a forest, which he played. Than taping eleven mana, he played Raging Kavu, Serpentine Kavu, and Spidersilk Armor. On Zachs turn, he used the Sniper to deal one damage to Cailen, and attacked with the Dragon. Cailen blocked with the Silverglade, and used the Birds and a Mountain to use the Trolls to regenerate it.
Cailen=7 life Zach=14 life.
Cailen drew his Uphill Battle card, he played a Forest, and the Kurgadon, than the Craw Wurm, which was equipped with Crown of flames and activated the Kurgadons ability to make the Kurgadona 6/6, and Uphill Battle, he attacked with a 5/6 Sandstone Warrior the Two Serpentines, the Trolls, the Elemental, and the Raging Kavu. The Sniper blocked the Warrior, but all the other damage was enough to finish Zach off.
After the match, Cailen and Zach shook hands, there were no hard feelings. Cailen tried to find the kid who scratched his itch to thank them, but they were nowhere to be found. Between matches, Cailen went over to the Yu-Gi-Oh tournament and found his friend Kyle whuppin' some serious Ass, while chewing gum! Cailen was jealous of the gum, and vowed to steal it.
He found his next match was against Joe Chisholm, who used a blue deck, Cailen decided to use his black deck.
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So how was the duel? Should I continue to decide what cards I get by actually using my deck as I write the story? What decks would you like to see used in the future? If you have your own deck you want in action just e- mail me the list of cards in it, maybe if you have a favourite card tell me so it will get out. If you can't find my e-mail it is eightyinfernalcohortshotmail.com thanks for takin the time to read this! NOTE! This ios the second draft of ch3, in the first draft the underscores didn't appear in my e-mail! Put an underscore after eighty and after infernal!