Brotherhood Evolution: Home is where the 'Hood is
I know, it's going to be weird, but how do you think I feel? Anyhow, lets do this.
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The 'Hood house
"Man, I can't believe we used to live here." Toad said as the Brotherhood walked though their old house. "It's so clean."
"And the fridge is full." Lance said as he opened the fridge. Blob and X shoved him out of the way and began to chow down. "Well, it was so full."
"I wonder if my room is still there." Wanda asked as she took off up the stairs.
"Yea. Bedrooms." Toad said as he looked around and hopped up after her.
"Welcome home Boris." Pietro said as he put the rat cage back on the living room table, where used to rest. Boris looked around, sniffed the air, yawned and went back to his box.
"Man, this place must have been a blast when you guys lived here.' X said as she munched on a chicken leg as she and Blob emerged from the kitchen.
"Yea. One time, Betsy had this great idea that… Oh." Pietro said as he saw the look on Blob and X's face. "Yea. I, um… I'm going to my room." Pietro said as he walked up the stairs slowly.
"It's gonna take a while." Lance said simply. "But we'll get through this."
"Do we want to?" X asked him honestly.
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One Month later
"I can't find Boris." Toad said simply as he looked under the couch.
"Where could that little rat be?" Blob asked as he lifted said couch up.
"Here he is." Lance said as he brought the little black and white rat into the room. "He was in the kitchen."
"Good boy." X said as she patted Boris, the Once Brotherhood, then X-Factor, but now Brotherhood again Rat on the head. (You get all that?)
"Take him." Lance said as he dumped Boris in X's arms. "I've got a date tonight."
"Aw…. Kitty, kitty, kitty?" Toad asked in a sugarcoated voice.
"Want me to drop the building on you?" Lance asked with a smile, a slight menacing hint to his voice.
"I'll shut up now." Toad said simply as he hoped away.
"Where's my Brother?" Wanda asked as she walked into the room.
"He went out with Becky, or was it Beatrice, or maybe it was Barbara…" Lance said simply. "Why?"
"He stole my hairspray again. So I want to use this new bottle to set him on fire." Wanda said simply as she pulled her long brown locks into a ponytail.
"I still can't believe you dyed your hair brown." X said in disgust. "You are so copying me."
"Whatever gets you through the night sister." Wanda replied with a grin.
"Did I just get zinged?" X asked in shock.
"Yes. Yes you did." Lance said with a smirk as he left.
"Bummer." X muttered as she flipped on the tube.
"It's nice to see things back to normal." Wanda said simply as she and Blob joined her in watching the tube.
"Things used to be normal?" X asked in shock.
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Somewhere across the Galaxy
"Empress Lilandra!" One of the Shi'air royal guards shouted as he ran into Lilandra's court and knelt before his empress.
"Report." Lilandra stated.
"The Phalanx has dispatched a large army to earth. We received word that they are targeting young mutants, in order to try and assimilate them into the collective." The guard stated through rasped breaths.
"And the Brood?"
"No word of them." The Guard said with a low bow.
"Gladiator, get the Shi'air Imperial Guard ready, we go to earth." Lilandra stated. "Charles will need our help.
"Yes my Empress." A huge blue man with a Mohawk stated as he left the room.
"I just hope we're not to late." Lilandra thought to herself.
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The 'Hood House
"Is so!" Blob shouted at Toad.
"Is not." Toad responded back as he stuck out his tongue. All three feet of it.
"IS SO!"
"NOT!"
"SO!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"Should we interrupt this?" X asked Wanda.
"Let them tire themselves out." Wanda said simply. "Frankly, I'm enjoying this."
"Its is True!" Blob bellowed at Toad.
"Snukum's, maybe you can solve this?" Toad asked as he turned to Wanda.
"Why not. It might be good for a few laughs. What's the question?" Wanda said as she arched an eyebrow.
"Blob says that the only reason Ginger wore all those long dress's on a tropical island is because she had massive cellulite. I say it's not true."
"What?" X asked in a stupor as she shook her head.
"Thunder-thighs. I think Ginger had them." Blob said simply.
"The sad thing is that this is the most intellectual conversation I've had with you two for a while." X stated. "Good God my life's sad."
"You'll get used to it." Wanda said simply as Toad and Blob went back to arguing.
"I'm home!" Lance called out as he walked in the door.
"How's the cat?" X asked.
"Same old, same old." Lance said simply. "What are they fighting about now?" Lance asked as he pointed at Toad and Blob.
"Lance, why did Ginger where all those Dress's on a tropical island in "Gilligan's Island"?" Blob asked.
"Because she had thunder-thighs. Why?" Lance answered.
"See!" Blob shouted at Toad.
"Bull!" Toad shouted as Pietro walked in the door. "Pietro! Did Ginger have Thunder-thighs?"
"No. She was just curvy." Pietro said simply as he walked over.
"A little too Curvy, Petey." Lance stated in a cocky tone.
"What?!? She had a perfect figure." Toad stated.
"No. She didn't. Give me Mary Ann any day." Lance stated simply.
"Please, you're just saying that because she looks like Kitty." Pietro stated.
"Please. Mary Ann is the much better choice than Blubber Buns." Blob stated.
"Look whose Talking!" Pietro shouted. "And besides, you're prejudice against Redheads." Pietro pointed out.
"I AM SO OVER JEAN!" Blob shouted.
"No your not!" Pietro taunted.
"Toad face it, Ginger was a fat ass." Lance said with a cocky smile.
"WAS NOT!" Toad shouted as he tackled Lance. Soon all the Brotherhood Boys were brawling on the ground.
"How disturbing is it that we seem to be the most sane ones in this house?" Wanda asked X as the two sat on the couch, eating popcorn and watching the fight.
"Pretty damn Disturbing." X said simply with a smirk.
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Next Time On Brotherhood Evolution: Holy Cajuns. Gambit resurfaces and asks Rogue for help with something. But what happens when the Brotherhood decided's to tag along unexpectedly?
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Well, I hope you all had fun. In case you were wondering, the fight at the end is a word for word conversation between me and my friends. Peace out,
Descendent
I know, it's going to be weird, but how do you think I feel? Anyhow, lets do this.
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The 'Hood house
"Man, I can't believe we used to live here." Toad said as the Brotherhood walked though their old house. "It's so clean."
"And the fridge is full." Lance said as he opened the fridge. Blob and X shoved him out of the way and began to chow down. "Well, it was so full."
"I wonder if my room is still there." Wanda asked as she took off up the stairs.
"Yea. Bedrooms." Toad said as he looked around and hopped up after her.
"Welcome home Boris." Pietro said as he put the rat cage back on the living room table, where used to rest. Boris looked around, sniffed the air, yawned and went back to his box.
"Man, this place must have been a blast when you guys lived here.' X said as she munched on a chicken leg as she and Blob emerged from the kitchen.
"Yea. One time, Betsy had this great idea that… Oh." Pietro said as he saw the look on Blob and X's face. "Yea. I, um… I'm going to my room." Pietro said as he walked up the stairs slowly.
"It's gonna take a while." Lance said simply. "But we'll get through this."
"Do we want to?" X asked him honestly.
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One Month later
"I can't find Boris." Toad said simply as he looked under the couch.
"Where could that little rat be?" Blob asked as he lifted said couch up.
"Here he is." Lance said as he brought the little black and white rat into the room. "He was in the kitchen."
"Good boy." X said as she patted Boris, the Once Brotherhood, then X-Factor, but now Brotherhood again Rat on the head. (You get all that?)
"Take him." Lance said as he dumped Boris in X's arms. "I've got a date tonight."
"Aw…. Kitty, kitty, kitty?" Toad asked in a sugarcoated voice.
"Want me to drop the building on you?" Lance asked with a smile, a slight menacing hint to his voice.
"I'll shut up now." Toad said simply as he hoped away.
"Where's my Brother?" Wanda asked as she walked into the room.
"He went out with Becky, or was it Beatrice, or maybe it was Barbara…" Lance said simply. "Why?"
"He stole my hairspray again. So I want to use this new bottle to set him on fire." Wanda said simply as she pulled her long brown locks into a ponytail.
"I still can't believe you dyed your hair brown." X said in disgust. "You are so copying me."
"Whatever gets you through the night sister." Wanda replied with a grin.
"Did I just get zinged?" X asked in shock.
"Yes. Yes you did." Lance said with a smirk as he left.
"Bummer." X muttered as she flipped on the tube.
"It's nice to see things back to normal." Wanda said simply as she and Blob joined her in watching the tube.
"Things used to be normal?" X asked in shock.
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Somewhere across the Galaxy
"Empress Lilandra!" One of the Shi'air royal guards shouted as he ran into Lilandra's court and knelt before his empress.
"Report." Lilandra stated.
"The Phalanx has dispatched a large army to earth. We received word that they are targeting young mutants, in order to try and assimilate them into the collective." The guard stated through rasped breaths.
"And the Brood?"
"No word of them." The Guard said with a low bow.
"Gladiator, get the Shi'air Imperial Guard ready, we go to earth." Lilandra stated. "Charles will need our help.
"Yes my Empress." A huge blue man with a Mohawk stated as he left the room.
"I just hope we're not to late." Lilandra thought to herself.
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The 'Hood House
"Is so!" Blob shouted at Toad.
"Is not." Toad responded back as he stuck out his tongue. All three feet of it.
"IS SO!"
"NOT!"
"SO!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"Should we interrupt this?" X asked Wanda.
"Let them tire themselves out." Wanda said simply. "Frankly, I'm enjoying this."
"Its is True!" Blob bellowed at Toad.
"Snukum's, maybe you can solve this?" Toad asked as he turned to Wanda.
"Why not. It might be good for a few laughs. What's the question?" Wanda said as she arched an eyebrow.
"Blob says that the only reason Ginger wore all those long dress's on a tropical island is because she had massive cellulite. I say it's not true."
"What?" X asked in a stupor as she shook her head.
"Thunder-thighs. I think Ginger had them." Blob said simply.
"The sad thing is that this is the most intellectual conversation I've had with you two for a while." X stated. "Good God my life's sad."
"You'll get used to it." Wanda said simply as Toad and Blob went back to arguing.
"I'm home!" Lance called out as he walked in the door.
"How's the cat?" X asked.
"Same old, same old." Lance said simply. "What are they fighting about now?" Lance asked as he pointed at Toad and Blob.
"Lance, why did Ginger where all those Dress's on a tropical island in "Gilligan's Island"?" Blob asked.
"Because she had thunder-thighs. Why?" Lance answered.
"See!" Blob shouted at Toad.
"Bull!" Toad shouted as Pietro walked in the door. "Pietro! Did Ginger have Thunder-thighs?"
"No. She was just curvy." Pietro said simply as he walked over.
"A little too Curvy, Petey." Lance stated in a cocky tone.
"What?!? She had a perfect figure." Toad stated.
"No. She didn't. Give me Mary Ann any day." Lance stated simply.
"Please, you're just saying that because she looks like Kitty." Pietro stated.
"Please. Mary Ann is the much better choice than Blubber Buns." Blob stated.
"Look whose Talking!" Pietro shouted. "And besides, you're prejudice against Redheads." Pietro pointed out.
"I AM SO OVER JEAN!" Blob shouted.
"No your not!" Pietro taunted.
"Toad face it, Ginger was a fat ass." Lance said with a cocky smile.
"WAS NOT!" Toad shouted as he tackled Lance. Soon all the Brotherhood Boys were brawling on the ground.
"How disturbing is it that we seem to be the most sane ones in this house?" Wanda asked X as the two sat on the couch, eating popcorn and watching the fight.
"Pretty damn Disturbing." X said simply with a smirk.
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Next Time On Brotherhood Evolution: Holy Cajuns. Gambit resurfaces and asks Rogue for help with something. But what happens when the Brotherhood decided's to tag along unexpectedly?
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Well, I hope you all had fun. In case you were wondering, the fight at the end is a word for word conversation between me and my friends. Peace out,
Descendent