Brotherhood Evolution: Holy Cajuns
Ahhh, this brings back memories. Making fun of the shows. Man has it been awhile. Anyhow, I think you'll all like the twists in this one.
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Hey Guys!" Lance shouted as he ran inside the building.
"What's up yo?" Toad asked as he came out of his room.
"I just saw Gambit heading towards the X-Geeks place." Lance said with a smile. "What saw we pay our favorite Cajun a visit?"
"I like that idea." X said with a smile. "I really do."
"Then lets be off." Blob said as the Brotherhood piled into Lance's jeep and drove off.
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Xavier's
"What's he doing?" Toad asked as Lance looked through the binoculars.
"He's talking to Rogue." Lance said as he handed the binoculars to Kitty.
"Like, what is he doing with Rogue?" Kitty asked as she looked through the binoculars.
"Where did you come from?" Wanda asked in surprise as Kitty handed her the binoculars.
"Lance called ahead so I would have the gate open for you guys." Kitty responded.
"Ah." Wanda said a she looked through the binoculars. "What about the rest of you?" Wanda asked the rest of the X-men, who were standing outside with them.
"We were bored." Kurt stated simply.
"Yea." Evan muttered.
"And this is gossip central." Amara stated with a smile.
"Totally." Tabitha crowed as she popped her gum.
"And you?" Toad asked Beast and Logan, who were sitting in lawn chairs with Xavier, cracking open brews.
"We were just here drinking." Logan stated simply.
"But carry on with your spying." Beast waved off as Storm walked over.
"Brew me." Storm said simply as she took a seat and began drinking.
"Wow. Alcoholism. This is your face." Blob muttered simply as he took the binoculars from Toad and stared through them. "They're leaving!' Blob shouted as Wolverine's Motorcycle took off.
"ON MY BIKE!" Logan screamed as he began to chase after them, swearing up a storm.
"The jeep?" X asked the rest of the Brotherhood.
"Okay." Lance said as the Brotherhood piled into the jeep and took off after them, running Wolverine over in the process.
"I really do hate those kids..." Wolverine muttered weakly.
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New Orleans
"Ah, the big easy." Blob stated as the Brotherhood sat in a diner, during Mardi Gras.
"That's what we call Pamela Anderson." Lance said with a smile before a man in a business suit approached him.
"Excuse me sir, this is for you." The man said as he handed a piece of paper to Lance and walked away.
"What the hell is that?" Pietro asked.
"It's a summons. I'm being sued by Pam Anderson for slander." Lance said in shock.
"Wow. That was fast." Toad commented as Lance tore up the piece of paper.
"Oh well, we'll just add it to the plethora of other lawsuits." Lance said simply as the Brotherhood spotted Gambit and Rouge enter a seedy looking bar.
"Shall we?" X asked with a smile.
"We shall. We shall." Pietro quipped as the Brotherhood walked into the bar top see Gambit beating the crap out of several individuals.
"That is impressive." Toad said as a random thug number 1 went flying by.
"I've seen better." Lance stated as Rouge punched out another goon.
"YOU!" Rogue screamed when she saw the Brotherhood sitting at a table watching them.
"Oh no…" Gambit moaned. "Not you…"
"Did you miss us Cajun?" Blob asked with a smile.
"No. Remy did not." Gambit moaned as he began to beat his head against the wall.
"Yes you did…" X crowed as she slung her arm over Gambit.
"Remy don't even know you chere'" Gambit said as he pulled X off of him.
"Oh yea." X-23 muttered to herself as she sulked away.
"What are you idiots doing here?" Rogue demanded.
"We're here for Mardi Gras." Lance said simply as X flashed a bunch of guys to get beads.
"Wow." Toad mused. Before Wanda smacked him hard in the base of the skull. "Ow…"
"And we just happened to see you here in trouble." Pietro quipped. "So we decided to watch you get your buts kicked. But you disappointed me Cajun." Pietro muttered as he sadly shook his head.
"Et tu Quicksilver." Rogue muttered.
"Chere' I tink it'd be better if we leave dees chumps here and go somewhere else to talk." Gambit stated as he and Rogue left, leaving the Brotherhood alone.
"How rude." Lance stated simply.
"Should we follow them?" Pietro asked.
"Let me decide." Lance said as he took out a coin and flipped it. "Yep. We should." Lance said as the Brotherhood took off after Rogue and Gambit.
"How will we know where they are?" X asked.
"You jerk!" (SLAP) Rogue's voice echoed from an ally.
"That away." Blob said simply.
"Remy didn't mean it to happen dis way chere'" Gambit stated as Rogue began to storm off.
"Way to work with women Cajun." X said simply.
"Cram it you.' Gambit swore.
"Don't talk to my cousin like that." Blob said menacingly.
"Remy don't have time for dis." Gambit swore. "Me father being held captive by my old rival gang. Remy need to get him free before he end up like de Magneto man." Gambit stated.
"So that's why you got Skunky. You needed help." Lance stated.
"Yes. She be de only one Remy can trust."
"Why Cajun, I'm hurt." Pietro gasped as he put and arm over his forehead.
"If ya'll wanted my help ya could've just asked." Rogue stated as she walked over.
"Remy didn't tink it would be dat easy." Gambit stated simply.
"We'll then, now that that is taken care of, lets go." Toad said simply.
"Dis spells bad times." Gambit said simply.
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The next Day, at the 'Hood house
"I still don't believe the Cajun joined the X-Geeks." X muttered as she sat in the kitchen with the rest of the Brotherhood.
"I can. He always did have a thing for things that he couldn't have." Pietro said as he sipped his coffee. "I.e. Rogue." Pietro muttered.
"This can only spell bad things." Lance said simply. "Oh I can't wait." Lance said as he rubbed his hands together.
"I guess things will never be normal around here." Blob said simply.
"They used to be normal?" Wanda asked.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Remember us Kelly? Good old fashion Kelly torture, they way you all like it.
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See you all next time, peace out,
Descendent
Ahhh, this brings back memories. Making fun of the shows. Man has it been awhile. Anyhow, I think you'll all like the twists in this one.
********************
The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Hey Guys!" Lance shouted as he ran inside the building.
"What's up yo?" Toad asked as he came out of his room.
"I just saw Gambit heading towards the X-Geeks place." Lance said with a smile. "What saw we pay our favorite Cajun a visit?"
"I like that idea." X said with a smile. "I really do."
"Then lets be off." Blob said as the Brotherhood piled into Lance's jeep and drove off.
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Xavier's
"What's he doing?" Toad asked as Lance looked through the binoculars.
"He's talking to Rogue." Lance said as he handed the binoculars to Kitty.
"Like, what is he doing with Rogue?" Kitty asked as she looked through the binoculars.
"Where did you come from?" Wanda asked in surprise as Kitty handed her the binoculars.
"Lance called ahead so I would have the gate open for you guys." Kitty responded.
"Ah." Wanda said a she looked through the binoculars. "What about the rest of you?" Wanda asked the rest of the X-men, who were standing outside with them.
"We were bored." Kurt stated simply.
"Yea." Evan muttered.
"And this is gossip central." Amara stated with a smile.
"Totally." Tabitha crowed as she popped her gum.
"And you?" Toad asked Beast and Logan, who were sitting in lawn chairs with Xavier, cracking open brews.
"We were just here drinking." Logan stated simply.
"But carry on with your spying." Beast waved off as Storm walked over.
"Brew me." Storm said simply as she took a seat and began drinking.
"Wow. Alcoholism. This is your face." Blob muttered simply as he took the binoculars from Toad and stared through them. "They're leaving!' Blob shouted as Wolverine's Motorcycle took off.
"ON MY BIKE!" Logan screamed as he began to chase after them, swearing up a storm.
"The jeep?" X asked the rest of the Brotherhood.
"Okay." Lance said as the Brotherhood piled into the jeep and took off after them, running Wolverine over in the process.
"I really do hate those kids..." Wolverine muttered weakly.
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New Orleans
"Ah, the big easy." Blob stated as the Brotherhood sat in a diner, during Mardi Gras.
"That's what we call Pamela Anderson." Lance said with a smile before a man in a business suit approached him.
"Excuse me sir, this is for you." The man said as he handed a piece of paper to Lance and walked away.
"What the hell is that?" Pietro asked.
"It's a summons. I'm being sued by Pam Anderson for slander." Lance said in shock.
"Wow. That was fast." Toad commented as Lance tore up the piece of paper.
"Oh well, we'll just add it to the plethora of other lawsuits." Lance said simply as the Brotherhood spotted Gambit and Rouge enter a seedy looking bar.
"Shall we?" X asked with a smile.
"We shall. We shall." Pietro quipped as the Brotherhood walked into the bar top see Gambit beating the crap out of several individuals.
"That is impressive." Toad said as a random thug number 1 went flying by.
"I've seen better." Lance stated as Rouge punched out another goon.
"YOU!" Rogue screamed when she saw the Brotherhood sitting at a table watching them.
"Oh no…" Gambit moaned. "Not you…"
"Did you miss us Cajun?" Blob asked with a smile.
"No. Remy did not." Gambit moaned as he began to beat his head against the wall.
"Yes you did…" X crowed as she slung her arm over Gambit.
"Remy don't even know you chere'" Gambit said as he pulled X off of him.
"Oh yea." X-23 muttered to herself as she sulked away.
"What are you idiots doing here?" Rogue demanded.
"We're here for Mardi Gras." Lance said simply as X flashed a bunch of guys to get beads.
"Wow." Toad mused. Before Wanda smacked him hard in the base of the skull. "Ow…"
"And we just happened to see you here in trouble." Pietro quipped. "So we decided to watch you get your buts kicked. But you disappointed me Cajun." Pietro muttered as he sadly shook his head.
"Et tu Quicksilver." Rogue muttered.
"Chere' I tink it'd be better if we leave dees chumps here and go somewhere else to talk." Gambit stated as he and Rogue left, leaving the Brotherhood alone.
"How rude." Lance stated simply.
"Should we follow them?" Pietro asked.
"Let me decide." Lance said as he took out a coin and flipped it. "Yep. We should." Lance said as the Brotherhood took off after Rogue and Gambit.
"How will we know where they are?" X asked.
"You jerk!" (SLAP) Rogue's voice echoed from an ally.
"That away." Blob said simply.
"Remy didn't mean it to happen dis way chere'" Gambit stated as Rogue began to storm off.
"Way to work with women Cajun." X said simply.
"Cram it you.' Gambit swore.
"Don't talk to my cousin like that." Blob said menacingly.
"Remy don't have time for dis." Gambit swore. "Me father being held captive by my old rival gang. Remy need to get him free before he end up like de Magneto man." Gambit stated.
"So that's why you got Skunky. You needed help." Lance stated.
"Yes. She be de only one Remy can trust."
"Why Cajun, I'm hurt." Pietro gasped as he put and arm over his forehead.
"If ya'll wanted my help ya could've just asked." Rogue stated as she walked over.
"Remy didn't tink it would be dat easy." Gambit stated simply.
"We'll then, now that that is taken care of, lets go." Toad said simply.
"Dis spells bad times." Gambit said simply.
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The next Day, at the 'Hood house
"I still don't believe the Cajun joined the X-Geeks." X muttered as she sat in the kitchen with the rest of the Brotherhood.
"I can. He always did have a thing for things that he couldn't have." Pietro said as he sipped his coffee. "I.e. Rogue." Pietro muttered.
"This can only spell bad things." Lance said simply. "Oh I can't wait." Lance said as he rubbed his hands together.
"I guess things will never be normal around here." Blob said simply.
"They used to be normal?" Wanda asked.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Remember us Kelly? Good old fashion Kelly torture, they way you all like it.
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See you all next time, peace out,
Descendent