Brotherhood Evolution: Remember us Kelly?
You folks wanted it. Now get ready for an entire chapter dedicated to torturing everyone's favorite Asshole, Principle, or Mayor, Edward Kelly!!! YAY!!!
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"So have you talked to Val lately?" Lance asked Pietro as they sat in the kitchen.
"Yea. Apparently her and Forge aren't getting many candidates for the new X-Factor team. So far they got some guy who calls him himself Strong Man, and this other wanker by the name of Wild Child. They also got a pair of twins by the name of Northstar and Aurora." Pietro said simply. "That and she still likes it when I tickle her."
"That's sick." Blob said simply. "Carry on."
"Perverts." Wanda muttered.
"We are not perverts." Lance stated simply. "Sexual deviants yes, but perverts no."
"What's the difference?" X asked.
"Well… Um… Damn…" Lance mused as the guys thought about it.
"I stand proven correct." X said with a smile.
"Guys, we are screwed." Toad said as he entered the room with the paper.
"I haven't given you your birthday gift yet." Wanda muttered with a smile as a few Brown locks spilled into her face.
"Huh." Toad stated confused before he caught on. "YES!" Toad shouted as the rest of the Brotherhood stared at Wanda, who just smirked at them.
"Dear god, that's disturbing. And Disgusting. And degrading. And Evil. And not right. And…" Pietro stated before X slapped him in the back of the head, shutting him up. "Ow…" Pietro muttered.
"So Toad, how are we screwed." Blob asked Toad.
"Check it out yo!" Toad stated as he handed the paper to Pietro.
"KELLY GOT ELECTED!" Pietro shouted.
"What!" Lance screamed as he grabbed the paper. "Son of a bitch." Lance muttered.
"Whose this Kelly guy?" X asked.
"Our former principle. Real asshole that ran on an anti-mutant platform." Pietro explained. "And now it appears he's won…"
"Oh. So I guess he's about to become our bitch?" X mused.
"Yes." Lance said simply with a twisted smile. "Yes he is."
"Gentlemen, there is only one course of action now." Blob stated simply.
"Are we going to plan thirty seven B?" Wanda asked.
"Yes. Full out Kelly Torture. We drive him from the city." Pietro said calmly.
"YES!" The Brotherhood all shouted.
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The Mayor's office
"Mister Kelly, this is your new office." The Mayors assistant, Darlene stated with a smile as she opened the door to Kelly's new office. It was bright neon pink and all the furniture was glued to the ceiling. "What the…"
"It can't be…" Kelly said in horror. "They left forever. They can't be here. They just can't…" Kelly gasped in horror.
"Snukum's!" Pietro shouted as he sped into the room and jumped into Kelly's arms. "You-remembered-me!" Pietro squealed in delight as he planted a big one on Kelly's cheek. "Like-what-I-did-to-your-office. I-was-going-to-go-with-the-green, but-I-decided-pink-was-more-your-color." Pietro stated as he walked forward and studied the room some more. Meanwhile Kelly was flabbergasted. (Yes, I said Flabbergasted.)
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?" Kelly screamed in anger.
"Why honey!" Blob shouted as he entered the room with Toad. "There's no need to raise your voice."
"WHAT! YOU TOO!" Kelly screamed in horror.
"Don't forget about us." Lance said as he and Wanda entered the room with X and smiled.
"Hi I'm new, so I'm just going to sit in the corner and watch." X said simply as she waved and took a seat.
"That's it!" Kelly shouted. "SECURITY!"
"Oh, I'm afraid security is quite busy right now." Lance said with a smile.
"What?" Kelly demanded.
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The Security office
"What, did you think I would let them have all the fun?" Rogue asked Gambit as she sat in the chair, guards knocked out all over the place as Gambit shook his head at her.
"Sometimes I wonder about you chere'." Gambit said as Rogue twirled a pair of keys around.
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Back in Kelly's office
"What are you Maniac's going to do to me?" Kelly gulped.
"Maniacs?" Toad asked in confusion. "So now we're maniacs? I thought we were delinquents?"
"I always thought we were hoods." Lance said simply.
"You're freaks." Kelly stated in disgust. "Your also crazy."
"No. I'm the only one here that was certifiable." Wanda said simply as Kelly paled.
"Was?" Pietro asked her. "You still are."
"Well, yea. That's part of my charm." Wanda said innocently.
"Oh yea." Toad said smiling.
"So what are we maniacs going to do to him?" Blob asked the others, X snickering in the corner.
"I don't know Freddy, maybe something Maniacal?" Pietro said simply.
"I like the sound of that." Toad said with a smile as he and the Brotherhood got into a huddle and started to whisper amongst themselves. After a few hushed words, Blob poked his head out of the huddle, looked at Kelly, smiled and went back into the huddle. Kelly meanwhile was visibly sweating.
"Me thinks it be a good time to run now." X said with a smile as the Brotherhood broke the huddle.
"You can't run, and you can't hide Mr. Kelly." Lance said with a smile as he cracked his knuckles.
"Help…" Kelly muttered in a weak voice as the Brotherhood descended upon him.
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A few hours later
"And tonight's guest, the newly elected Mayor, Edward Kelly!" Trish Tilby said with a smile as Pietro walked out in one of Kelly's suits. He had Kelly's glasses on and the bad comb over as well.
"Thank you! Thank you!" Pietro exclaimed as he gave the Nixon style peace sign.
"I don't believe it." Logan muttered as he and the other adult X-Men watched the TV.
"There go mutant/human relations for another twenty years…" Xavier moaned.
"That brings it up to fifty years now, right?" Storm asked.
"I knew the peace wouldn't last when they moved back in." Jean moaned.
"But this is quite hilarious." Beast laughed as Pietro took a seat opposite of Trish.
"Mayor Kelly?" Trish asked, not quite sure what to do.
"Yeeeesssss?" Pietro asked slyly.
"Um, What happened to you?" Trish asked, deciding to have some fun.
"Well Trish. Darling, I decided that now that I'm Mayor, its time to let the tiger out of the trap." Pietro said gaily.
"How so?" Trish asked, trying not to laugh.
"Well, first of all. I decided to dye my hair white, just to give me the whole aged affect thing. You know, make me look all manly. Rowr. And then I decided that my office needed some color, so I decided neon pink. Just because that is Soooo my color." Pietro said as he crossed his legs and made gestures with his hands.
"Its surprising how good a gay guy Pietro pulls off." Lance stated as the Brotherhood watched the TV with a horrified Kelly, who was bound and gagged in his t-shirt and boxers.
"Not really." Toad quipped. "I mean if he hadn't banged Valerie, than I would seriously start thinking he was gay."
"Not that there's anything wrong with that." Blob said simply. The rest of the Brotherhood all stared at him strangely. "What?"
"So, you're coming out Mayor Kelly?" Trish asked.
"Darling! I've been out. Just ask Duncan Matthews. He's not just a demon on the football field you know." Pietro crowed as he arched an eyebrow and licked his lips.
"WHAT!" Duncan screamed from his federal jail cell as he watched the program.
"Shut up new meat." Big Bubba stated from the lower cot. "You know its true."
"Mommy…" Duncan cried.
"We're going to hell, aren't we Lance?" X asked as the Brotherhood continued to laugh as Pietro made a complete ass of Kelly on live TV.
"Yes. Yes we are." Lance said between chuckles.
"I really do hate those kids…" Kelly thought to himself as he lay on the floor tied up.
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The Hive
"Oh my God, my boyfriend pulls off a remarkable gay man..." Valerie said in shock as she stared at the TV.
"And that surprises you?" Forge asked as he tinkered with his beloved Toaster.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: The New Class, Part I: This Again? When the Phalanx returns to earth, the X-men are forced to find as many new mutants as they can, before the Phalanx captures them and assimilates them.
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Well I hope ya'll enjoyed. Please review, I know you want to. Peace out
Descendent
You folks wanted it. Now get ready for an entire chapter dedicated to torturing everyone's favorite Asshole, Principle, or Mayor, Edward Kelly!!! YAY!!!
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"So have you talked to Val lately?" Lance asked Pietro as they sat in the kitchen.
"Yea. Apparently her and Forge aren't getting many candidates for the new X-Factor team. So far they got some guy who calls him himself Strong Man, and this other wanker by the name of Wild Child. They also got a pair of twins by the name of Northstar and Aurora." Pietro said simply. "That and she still likes it when I tickle her."
"That's sick." Blob said simply. "Carry on."
"Perverts." Wanda muttered.
"We are not perverts." Lance stated simply. "Sexual deviants yes, but perverts no."
"What's the difference?" X asked.
"Well… Um… Damn…" Lance mused as the guys thought about it.
"I stand proven correct." X said with a smile.
"Guys, we are screwed." Toad said as he entered the room with the paper.
"I haven't given you your birthday gift yet." Wanda muttered with a smile as a few Brown locks spilled into her face.
"Huh." Toad stated confused before he caught on. "YES!" Toad shouted as the rest of the Brotherhood stared at Wanda, who just smirked at them.
"Dear god, that's disturbing. And Disgusting. And degrading. And Evil. And not right. And…" Pietro stated before X slapped him in the back of the head, shutting him up. "Ow…" Pietro muttered.
"So Toad, how are we screwed." Blob asked Toad.
"Check it out yo!" Toad stated as he handed the paper to Pietro.
"KELLY GOT ELECTED!" Pietro shouted.
"What!" Lance screamed as he grabbed the paper. "Son of a bitch." Lance muttered.
"Whose this Kelly guy?" X asked.
"Our former principle. Real asshole that ran on an anti-mutant platform." Pietro explained. "And now it appears he's won…"
"Oh. So I guess he's about to become our bitch?" X mused.
"Yes." Lance said simply with a twisted smile. "Yes he is."
"Gentlemen, there is only one course of action now." Blob stated simply.
"Are we going to plan thirty seven B?" Wanda asked.
"Yes. Full out Kelly Torture. We drive him from the city." Pietro said calmly.
"YES!" The Brotherhood all shouted.
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The Mayor's office
"Mister Kelly, this is your new office." The Mayors assistant, Darlene stated with a smile as she opened the door to Kelly's new office. It was bright neon pink and all the furniture was glued to the ceiling. "What the…"
"It can't be…" Kelly said in horror. "They left forever. They can't be here. They just can't…" Kelly gasped in horror.
"Snukum's!" Pietro shouted as he sped into the room and jumped into Kelly's arms. "You-remembered-me!" Pietro squealed in delight as he planted a big one on Kelly's cheek. "Like-what-I-did-to-your-office. I-was-going-to-go-with-the-green, but-I-decided-pink-was-more-your-color." Pietro stated as he walked forward and studied the room some more. Meanwhile Kelly was flabbergasted. (Yes, I said Flabbergasted.)
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?" Kelly screamed in anger.
"Why honey!" Blob shouted as he entered the room with Toad. "There's no need to raise your voice."
"WHAT! YOU TOO!" Kelly screamed in horror.
"Don't forget about us." Lance said as he and Wanda entered the room with X and smiled.
"Hi I'm new, so I'm just going to sit in the corner and watch." X said simply as she waved and took a seat.
"That's it!" Kelly shouted. "SECURITY!"
"Oh, I'm afraid security is quite busy right now." Lance said with a smile.
"What?" Kelly demanded.
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The Security office
"What, did you think I would let them have all the fun?" Rogue asked Gambit as she sat in the chair, guards knocked out all over the place as Gambit shook his head at her.
"Sometimes I wonder about you chere'." Gambit said as Rogue twirled a pair of keys around.
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Back in Kelly's office
"What are you Maniac's going to do to me?" Kelly gulped.
"Maniacs?" Toad asked in confusion. "So now we're maniacs? I thought we were delinquents?"
"I always thought we were hoods." Lance said simply.
"You're freaks." Kelly stated in disgust. "Your also crazy."
"No. I'm the only one here that was certifiable." Wanda said simply as Kelly paled.
"Was?" Pietro asked her. "You still are."
"Well, yea. That's part of my charm." Wanda said innocently.
"Oh yea." Toad said smiling.
"So what are we maniacs going to do to him?" Blob asked the others, X snickering in the corner.
"I don't know Freddy, maybe something Maniacal?" Pietro said simply.
"I like the sound of that." Toad said with a smile as he and the Brotherhood got into a huddle and started to whisper amongst themselves. After a few hushed words, Blob poked his head out of the huddle, looked at Kelly, smiled and went back into the huddle. Kelly meanwhile was visibly sweating.
"Me thinks it be a good time to run now." X said with a smile as the Brotherhood broke the huddle.
"You can't run, and you can't hide Mr. Kelly." Lance said with a smile as he cracked his knuckles.
"Help…" Kelly muttered in a weak voice as the Brotherhood descended upon him.
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A few hours later
"And tonight's guest, the newly elected Mayor, Edward Kelly!" Trish Tilby said with a smile as Pietro walked out in one of Kelly's suits. He had Kelly's glasses on and the bad comb over as well.
"Thank you! Thank you!" Pietro exclaimed as he gave the Nixon style peace sign.
"I don't believe it." Logan muttered as he and the other adult X-Men watched the TV.
"There go mutant/human relations for another twenty years…" Xavier moaned.
"That brings it up to fifty years now, right?" Storm asked.
"I knew the peace wouldn't last when they moved back in." Jean moaned.
"But this is quite hilarious." Beast laughed as Pietro took a seat opposite of Trish.
"Mayor Kelly?" Trish asked, not quite sure what to do.
"Yeeeesssss?" Pietro asked slyly.
"Um, What happened to you?" Trish asked, deciding to have some fun.
"Well Trish. Darling, I decided that now that I'm Mayor, its time to let the tiger out of the trap." Pietro said gaily.
"How so?" Trish asked, trying not to laugh.
"Well, first of all. I decided to dye my hair white, just to give me the whole aged affect thing. You know, make me look all manly. Rowr. And then I decided that my office needed some color, so I decided neon pink. Just because that is Soooo my color." Pietro said as he crossed his legs and made gestures with his hands.
"Its surprising how good a gay guy Pietro pulls off." Lance stated as the Brotherhood watched the TV with a horrified Kelly, who was bound and gagged in his t-shirt and boxers.
"Not really." Toad quipped. "I mean if he hadn't banged Valerie, than I would seriously start thinking he was gay."
"Not that there's anything wrong with that." Blob said simply. The rest of the Brotherhood all stared at him strangely. "What?"
"So, you're coming out Mayor Kelly?" Trish asked.
"Darling! I've been out. Just ask Duncan Matthews. He's not just a demon on the football field you know." Pietro crowed as he arched an eyebrow and licked his lips.
"WHAT!" Duncan screamed from his federal jail cell as he watched the program.
"Shut up new meat." Big Bubba stated from the lower cot. "You know its true."
"Mommy…" Duncan cried.
"We're going to hell, aren't we Lance?" X asked as the Brotherhood continued to laugh as Pietro made a complete ass of Kelly on live TV.
"Yes. Yes we are." Lance said between chuckles.
"I really do hate those kids…" Kelly thought to himself as he lay on the floor tied up.
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The Hive
"Oh my God, my boyfriend pulls off a remarkable gay man..." Valerie said in shock as she stared at the TV.
"And that surprises you?" Forge asked as he tinkered with his beloved Toaster.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: The New Class, Part I: This Again? When the Phalanx returns to earth, the X-men are forced to find as many new mutants as they can, before the Phalanx captures them and assimilates them.
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Well I hope ya'll enjoyed. Please review, I know you want to. Peace out
Descendent