Last time we left off, our barrel obsessed hero was planning a trip, but has difficulties due to the fact that it is winter, and no merchants, traders, shop keepers, whateveryoucallthems and random NP-I mean citizens off the streets that sells camping gears. Without camping gears, our hero, Ashton, will have to endure the cold. But he hates the cold, so now let us see what he has planned for today.
"Ashton! You can't be serious!"
"Gyoro is right! How are THOSE going to protect you from the cold?!"
"Calm down, guys, it will work perfectly! Trust me!" Was Ashton's defense. But what had he been planning? "Guys, gimme a moment and my greatest invention will come to existance! The... BARREL TENT!"
Little did our hero know, that his invention will soon to be of little use.
But Gyoro is aware, and so he sayeth: "Ashton... The barrels are made of wo-"
"NOT JUST ANY WOOD! This barrel tent is made of the greatest wood of all-The Wood of Yggdrasil!"
"Ashton, it says 'Made In Canada, using Maple Wood'" Gyoro corrected.
"Bah, so I was ripped off again!" Grunted Ashton.
"Ashton, we warned you..."
"Ugh, then my plan won't work!"
"Ashton... Your plan was really, REALLY poorly designed..." Ururun began to talk, after a long silence from his part.
"Ugh, whatever, how are we going to survive in the blizzard now?"
"Well, we COULD use Gyoro's breath to keep us warm..."
"But its freezing COLD outside! I won't be able to survive if I use my body heat like that!"
"This is so troublesome..."
But at that moment, a door-to-door salesman barged in.
"H-hey! Who told you you could come into my home like this?!" Ashton screamed, startled at the sudden appearance of this door-to-door salesman.
"Ah, hello my good friend, I am Precis's agent. Would you like to buy one of Precis Brand snow mobiles? They are quickly rising in popularity, and get one now while the limited special offer price lasts! Only 500 thousand fol!" Said the salesman, in a cheery manner.
But in Ashton has other things on his mind: Precis... She has finally succeeded in making her own product?! Oh boy, how is he going to get her attention now? She'll never settle for a mercenary like him if she is now a wealthy owner of a whole new brand of products.
"Sir? Would you like to buy one? Sir? Hello? SIR?!"
"Oh! Sorry, there were things on my mind. But... Sure, I'll buy that snow mobile!"
"Oh my god! My first sale EVER! Thank god somebody is going to buy this explosive piece of-er, I mean, this excellent snow travelling mobile!" Came the relieved voice of the salesman.
Ashton felt relieved that she HADN'T succeed after all... So he happily paid the salesman and kicked him out.
"Yes! Now all we need is-"
But he was cut off by a knock.
"Hello Mr... Anchors? Special Delivery from Claude Kenni, he wishes to give you a parting gift before he leave, and he is leaving in approximately 3 weeks. The box he gave you is packed with Earth products that he had in his pockets, including an instant tent package. The message he delivered was "Just Add Water". Whatever that means, I do not understand. But please, take this burden off of me so I can deliver my next package." Blabbered the monotoned delivery man.
"Oh my god! Everything is set for us!" Ashton shouted in joy, as the delivery man knocked all the slush off of his boots on Ashton's carpet, and running afterwards.
"We're all set to go!" Claimed both dragons at once.
So, our hero leaves, continuing his quest. Little did he know, he could've just waited 3 weeks, but he went on his journey anyways. Stay tuned to see what fools will make fools out of their foolish selves in front of Ashton, who will also eventually make a fool of himself. Also, he hadn't realized the millions upon millions of Fol he has in his basement, and took only the 10 thousand fol in his wallet. May luck be with our hero, Ashton Anchors, for we may never hear from him again...
"Ashton! You can't be serious!"
"Gyoro is right! How are THOSE going to protect you from the cold?!"
"Calm down, guys, it will work perfectly! Trust me!" Was Ashton's defense. But what had he been planning? "Guys, gimme a moment and my greatest invention will come to existance! The... BARREL TENT!"
Little did our hero know, that his invention will soon to be of little use.
But Gyoro is aware, and so he sayeth: "Ashton... The barrels are made of wo-"
"NOT JUST ANY WOOD! This barrel tent is made of the greatest wood of all-The Wood of Yggdrasil!"
"Ashton, it says 'Made In Canada, using Maple Wood'" Gyoro corrected.
"Bah, so I was ripped off again!" Grunted Ashton.
"Ashton, we warned you..."
"Ugh, then my plan won't work!"
"Ashton... Your plan was really, REALLY poorly designed..." Ururun began to talk, after a long silence from his part.
"Ugh, whatever, how are we going to survive in the blizzard now?"
"Well, we COULD use Gyoro's breath to keep us warm..."
"But its freezing COLD outside! I won't be able to survive if I use my body heat like that!"
"This is so troublesome..."
But at that moment, a door-to-door salesman barged in.
"H-hey! Who told you you could come into my home like this?!" Ashton screamed, startled at the sudden appearance of this door-to-door salesman.
"Ah, hello my good friend, I am Precis's agent. Would you like to buy one of Precis Brand snow mobiles? They are quickly rising in popularity, and get one now while the limited special offer price lasts! Only 500 thousand fol!" Said the salesman, in a cheery manner.
But in Ashton has other things on his mind: Precis... She has finally succeeded in making her own product?! Oh boy, how is he going to get her attention now? She'll never settle for a mercenary like him if she is now a wealthy owner of a whole new brand of products.
"Sir? Would you like to buy one? Sir? Hello? SIR?!"
"Oh! Sorry, there were things on my mind. But... Sure, I'll buy that snow mobile!"
"Oh my god! My first sale EVER! Thank god somebody is going to buy this explosive piece of-er, I mean, this excellent snow travelling mobile!" Came the relieved voice of the salesman.
Ashton felt relieved that she HADN'T succeed after all... So he happily paid the salesman and kicked him out.
"Yes! Now all we need is-"
But he was cut off by a knock.
"Hello Mr... Anchors? Special Delivery from Claude Kenni, he wishes to give you a parting gift before he leave, and he is leaving in approximately 3 weeks. The box he gave you is packed with Earth products that he had in his pockets, including an instant tent package. The message he delivered was "Just Add Water". Whatever that means, I do not understand. But please, take this burden off of me so I can deliver my next package." Blabbered the monotoned delivery man.
"Oh my god! Everything is set for us!" Ashton shouted in joy, as the delivery man knocked all the slush off of his boots on Ashton's carpet, and running afterwards.
"We're all set to go!" Claimed both dragons at once.
So, our hero leaves, continuing his quest. Little did he know, he could've just waited 3 weeks, but he went on his journey anyways. Stay tuned to see what fools will make fools out of their foolish selves in front of Ashton, who will also eventually make a fool of himself. Also, he hadn't realized the millions upon millions of Fol he has in his basement, and took only the 10 thousand fol in his wallet. May luck be with our hero, Ashton Anchors, for we may never hear from him again...