Brotherhood Evolution: The New , Part I: This again?

Well, we come to part of the X-verse that I really liked. The creation of Generation X. I hope you all like what I do.

Kentucky

"PAIGE!" Lucinda Guthrie screamed as she held on to her daughter's hand. Paige Guthrie was currently being dragged away by a strange yellow and black substance.

"Don't let go Momma!" Paige screamed.

"Paige! Use you're powers!" Josh shouted as he fired the old shotgun at the substance, getting no effect.

"I'm ah trying!" Paige screamed as she held on for dear life. It was to no avail however. Soon Paige Guthrie was gone, absorbed by the strange substance which disappeared almost immediately.

"Momma, what do we do?" Elisabeth asked.

"Call Sam. He'll know what to do…" Lucinda said, fighting back her tears.

The "Hood House™

(BOOOOOMMMMMM!!!)

"It can't be…" Pietro moaned as the house shook.

"No. Not this again…" Toad said, face turning white.

"Not again…" Lance moaned as he got up.

"What the hell was that?" X asked as she and Wanda walked into the room.

"I hope to God it's not what I think it is." Toad said as he and Blob walked into the room.

"Wow. That's a big yellow and black Meteorite." X stated as she looked through the Curtin in the back yard.

"Crap…" The rest of the Brotherhood all muttered.

"They're back…" Toad said in a hollow voice, before Wanda smacked him.

"Didn't they learn last time…" Pietro stated as the Brotherhood walked outside, towards the large meteor.

"Who learned what now?" X asked.

"Oh yea. We never told you about how we got involved in an intergalactic War." Pietro stated simply.

"What." X said, clearly not believing Quicksilver.

"About a six months ago we got involved in an intergalactic war between three alien races. The Phalanx, which are kinda like the Borg, the Brood, which are like the Alien's from the Alien movie, and the Shi'air which are the good aliens." Pietro explained, X giving him a dumb look.

"You know… if I had just met you guys I wouldn't believe you. But then again, I'm a clone." X said simply.

"So what do we do?" Wanda asked as the meteor began to move.

"I really don't want to deal with this again…" Lance moaned. The meteor rose up, forming into the shape of a man made out of black and yellow.

"Drop him." Toad stated simply as Lance held his had out and fired a blast of seismic energy at the Phalanx, knocking back into goo.

"BZZT. Query. Human seems to posses innate ability to manipulate seismic energy and release it in concussive energy blasts. Hardwiring system against further attack of this nature… System Hardwired." The creature stated in a monotone voice.

"Yadda yadda yadda…" Toad stated dryly.

"Mission parameters engaged. Target acquired. Angelo Espinosa found. Proceeding with tracking. Target located." The Phalanxian stated as it flew away.

"Since when can they fly?" Wanda asked as she raised an eyebrow.

"Gee... Who would have thought that intergalactic aliens could fly?" X stated dryly.

"Shut up you…" Wanda stated.

"So what do we do now?" Toad asked as the Brotherhood stood around dumbfounded.

"I don't know. Watch TV until this becomes our problem again?" Blob offered up.

"Sound like a plan." Wanda stated simply as the others all nodded in agreement.

"Yay for procrastination!" Toad shouted happily as the Brotherhood wandered back into the house.

Deep Space

"Captains Log Star-date 102356104512354641344(Uhh) 16343135431354313543541543544644.4" The captain of the Shi'air ship stated as he then tried to catch his breath. "Sweet Phoenix's egg. Why can't we just say May 27th?"

"You know how Lilandra is. She like the big numbers." His first mate, Skippy, stated.

"That explains all those late night visits to the Accounts of "Oma Persia 8"." Captain Barshonofffhopperguisermieser, or Barsh for short, mused as he stroked his chin.

"Captain. Why are we brining the Imperial guard to the planet Earth. I mean, aren't they supposed to protect the home world?"

"Yes. Your point Skippy?" The Captain asked.

"Well if they're on Earth, with our ruler. Than that means the home world is unprotected, without a clear leader. Which means if something happens, there will be mass chaos and a lot of property damage. And maybe utter destruction of the home world as well." Skippy stated simply.

"Well… Damn your right. Oh well. You know the Empress. She's Probably just PELCing again. (Post Egg laying Cycle, they are Avian after all…)

"Yea. Who are we to argue? I mean, I'm wearing a red shirt. I'm doomed to die." Skippy stated simply, slightly depressed.

"Why yes Skippy. Yes you are..." Barsh stated as the ship entered Earths atmosphere.

Xavier's

"Sean. Welcome." Xavier stated as Banshee walked into Xavier's study.

"Tis a nice welcome wagon ye got her' Xavier." Sean Cassidy stated as he shook Xavier's hand.

"I'm glad to see you decided to take us up on our offer to train here at the institute." Beast stated with a smile as he patted the Irish man on the back.

"Actually, I was looking to probably fill in more of a counselor role meself. I've got me GED, and I've mastered me powers already under Magneto. Ya see, I've been helpin' kids in Ireland deal wit der problems. I was 'opin' to do the same 'ere at the institute actually." Banshee stated simply as he rubbed the back of his neck.

"I think we can work something out for you." Xavier said with a smile as Lilandra and her Imperial Guard materialized into Xavier's study.

"Charles. Your world is in danger." Lilandra stated as she stepped forward.

"Again?" Beast asked simply.

"This happen often around here?" Banshee asked as he dropped his bag down.

Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: The New , Part II: Anything you can do, He can too. Banshee and Wolverine start hunting down new mutants in a desperate attemmt to save them from the Phalanx. Meanwhile, the Brotherhood watch Soap Operas.

Well, I hope you all liked. Peace out,

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