Last we left off, our hero Ashton Anchors took 10 thousand fol out of his millions upon millions. He also brought along a snow mobile bought from one of our female focuses-Precis, and an Instant Tent Package, from Claude as a parting gift. 3 weeks will be all thats left til Claude leaves. The message with the Instant Tent Package was "Just add water". Will our hero figure out what that means in this chapter? Read on to find out!
After quite a few silent moments later, Ururun noticed something funny, and broke the silence.
"Hey, Ashton, are you sure you didn't forget the manual that comes with this thing?"
"So what if I forgot, I can drive this just right!" Ashton replied angrily.
"Fine, fine, we believe you."
Ashton then TRIED to prove our dragon friends wrong, but... He pressed the self-destruct button, and our one and only method of travelling without feet is gone.
"Ok, that was a bad move there Ashton!"
"Don't rub it in my face!" The charred Ashton snapped.
"Fine, fine!"
So, they left Cross with all the people looking at Ashton with funny expressions. Ashton stepped into the snowy fields outside, and found an assassin looking for him. However, it was an apprentice assassin, and the conversation fits this story quite nicely.
"For my honor and my clan's honor! I shall kill you!" The assassin greeted, with a fake Japanese accent.
"Ashton, he's a weakling, push him aside and go on..." Growled Ururun, annoyed.
"You dragon, shall be slain by me, along with the boy!" Still in a Japanese accent the assassin spoke.
"Boy? You look 14!"
"You, sir, are a boy! Do not make me attack you!"
"Aren't you going to attack me anyways?"
"Uh... Yes! Ofcourse!"
Ashton realized the assassin's stupidity. The assassin is an apprentice, and he is a wannabe ninja. Ashton smacked the 14 year old around a bit with the flat of his blade, gaining some pleasure out of an otherwise boring trip.
"Ugh! I shall not forget your face, whatever your name is!" The assassin threatened, almost as if he is crying.
"Ok boy, come back with your mommy next time." Ashton answered before leaving.
As Ashton left, the boy tried to stab Ashton, but failed miserably as he was flung around by Gyoro who was slowly freezing and needed some movement to warm up. Ashton however thought it was just Gyoro and Ururun fighting, so he kept on walking towards the lovely village that Rena was in. Eventually, they came to a halt, and our hero can see the sunset.
"Ashton, let's set up camp here!" Ururun answered.
"Y...y...yea, p-p-p-please! I can't s-s-s-stand m-m-m-more of this!" Gyoro answered, shivering and chittering.
"Alright guys, I need some food too." Ashton agreed.
Ashton took out the hero of our previous adventure's gift. The Instant Tent Package. Just Add Water. However, Ashton has no water with him.
"Ok, any of you two have any idea how we can get some water? All the waters been frozen!"
"Ashton, maybe Gyoro can melt some ice!"
"Well, that is if he melts himself first." Ashton replied, pointing at the frozen stiff Gyoro.
"Ok, how about your spit?"
"I can't spit out enough!"
They thought about this over, and Ururun had an idea. Ururun took out an onion, bit it in half, and place one half on his eyes and the other half on Ashton's eyes. They cried, and they cried, they just cried and cried and cried. Finally, their tears managed to open up the package.
"Ururun, I HATE YOU!" Ashton barked after that little plan.
"We got our tent, let's go in!"
Our heroes rested at the tent, with Gyoro unthawed. So, that ends this chapter without any humor, action, suspense, or romance. Damn this chapter sucks! Blam this chapter! Burn it! Destrooooy it!
After quite a few silent moments later, Ururun noticed something funny, and broke the silence.
"Hey, Ashton, are you sure you didn't forget the manual that comes with this thing?"
"So what if I forgot, I can drive this just right!" Ashton replied angrily.
"Fine, fine, we believe you."
Ashton then TRIED to prove our dragon friends wrong, but... He pressed the self-destruct button, and our one and only method of travelling without feet is gone.
"Ok, that was a bad move there Ashton!"
"Don't rub it in my face!" The charred Ashton snapped.
"Fine, fine!"
So, they left Cross with all the people looking at Ashton with funny expressions. Ashton stepped into the snowy fields outside, and found an assassin looking for him. However, it was an apprentice assassin, and the conversation fits this story quite nicely.
"For my honor and my clan's honor! I shall kill you!" The assassin greeted, with a fake Japanese accent.
"Ashton, he's a weakling, push him aside and go on..." Growled Ururun, annoyed.
"You dragon, shall be slain by me, along with the boy!" Still in a Japanese accent the assassin spoke.
"Boy? You look 14!"
"You, sir, are a boy! Do not make me attack you!"
"Aren't you going to attack me anyways?"
"Uh... Yes! Ofcourse!"
Ashton realized the assassin's stupidity. The assassin is an apprentice, and he is a wannabe ninja. Ashton smacked the 14 year old around a bit with the flat of his blade, gaining some pleasure out of an otherwise boring trip.
"Ugh! I shall not forget your face, whatever your name is!" The assassin threatened, almost as if he is crying.
"Ok boy, come back with your mommy next time." Ashton answered before leaving.
As Ashton left, the boy tried to stab Ashton, but failed miserably as he was flung around by Gyoro who was slowly freezing and needed some movement to warm up. Ashton however thought it was just Gyoro and Ururun fighting, so he kept on walking towards the lovely village that Rena was in. Eventually, they came to a halt, and our hero can see the sunset.
"Ashton, let's set up camp here!" Ururun answered.
"Y...y...yea, p-p-p-please! I can't s-s-s-stand m-m-m-more of this!" Gyoro answered, shivering and chittering.
"Alright guys, I need some food too." Ashton agreed.
Ashton took out the hero of our previous adventure's gift. The Instant Tent Package. Just Add Water. However, Ashton has no water with him.
"Ok, any of you two have any idea how we can get some water? All the waters been frozen!"
"Ashton, maybe Gyoro can melt some ice!"
"Well, that is if he melts himself first." Ashton replied, pointing at the frozen stiff Gyoro.
"Ok, how about your spit?"
"I can't spit out enough!"
They thought about this over, and Ururun had an idea. Ururun took out an onion, bit it in half, and place one half on his eyes and the other half on Ashton's eyes. They cried, and they cried, they just cried and cried and cried. Finally, their tears managed to open up the package.
"Ururun, I HATE YOU!" Ashton barked after that little plan.
"We got our tent, let's go in!"
Our heroes rested at the tent, with Gyoro unthawed. So, that ends this chapter without any humor, action, suspense, or romance. Damn this chapter sucks! Blam this chapter! Burn it! Destrooooy it!