Disclaimer: I don't even own this fic! Why would I own the ebul song "Lovefool"? And TMM. If I had ANY part in the creation of TMM, Masaya wouldn't exist, Ryou would constantly try to lick peoples' shoes, Keiichiro would be an idiot, Purin and Taruto would be in luverly love, Deep Blue would be a bunny, and Kish would actually get Ichigo's love at some point in the storyline . Oh, and, I don't own any magical mushrooms!

TheAlterEgoThing: You DO own the fic, and what do magical mushrooms have to do with it?

ThePersonThing: ... WHAT SHE SAID! Anyways.... Give me titles. I can't think of a title.

TheAlterEgoThing: Why not the name of the song?

ThePersonThing: Because everyone ELSE does that!

TheAlterEgoThing: Someone please save me...

Ichigo and Masaya sat in a random karaoke-ey place, watching some girl with a really irritating voice sing some stupid song that Hilary Dufflebag(A/N: please, Hilary Duff fans, don't flame me Oo; I can't control who I hate!) made. She finished and only her boyfriend clapped, and that was out of pity. Suddenly Kish oofed up on stage. Ichigo stared.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING UP THERE, KISH?!?!" Everyone turned to see Ichigo screaming at the top of her lungs at the random floatey dude on stage that they now knew as Kish. "Uh... Sorry." She smiled and tried to act as normal as possible. Masaya just smiled and nodded, because he's an idiot.
For some reason, the lights dimmed, and then the music started playing.
"Dear, I fear we're facing a problem
you love me no longer, I know
and maybe there is nothing
that I can do to make you do
Mama tells me I shouldn't bother
that I ought to stick to another girl
a girl that really deserves me
but I think you do!"
Ichigo was now giving the alien on stage "the angry look of doom", which really wasn't that scary. 'I never loved you in the FIRST PLACE...' She thought.
"So I cry, I pray and I beg
Love me love me
say that you love me
fool me fool me
go on and fool me
love me love me
pretend that you love me
leave me leave me
just say that you need me
Love me love me
say that you love me
leave me leave me
just say that you need me
I can't care 'bout anything but you..."
By now Ichigo had left the building, sick of the poor lovesick alien's little song. Masaya didn't even notice, for he was rocking side to side in time with the beat. Kish sang the next few verses, painfully oblivious to the fact the person he had directed the song to had left after the second verse.
After the song was over, he flew with his eyes closed, bearing a bouquet, over to where he THOUGHT Ichigo still was, and held out the bouquet. He felt the bouquet being taken from his hands, and then laughing filled his elfy ears. His eyes snapped open, and he saw Masaya stroking the bouquet like it was his baby.
"I LOVE YOU TOO!" He yelled, and latched onto Kish.
"Damnit! NOT YOU! WHERE'D ICHIGO GO?!" Masaya sniffed.
"Who?" He said through his tears.
"... I hate you. MORE." He snatched his bouquet back and poofed.
Masaya was forever heartbroken.
(Teh END)

TheAlterEgoThing: You are NEVER to have orange soda at 6 A.M. and then start writing, AGAIN.

ThePersonThing: Aww. cries For now I'll just call this "Karaoke!" until I can get a decent name for it.

TheAlterEgoThing: ... You're so stubborn...

ThePersonThing: Yep. Why do you think I refuse to watch Witch Hunter Robin?

TheAlterEgoThing: You said it was because you didn't want to see witches catch other witches...

ThePersonThing: See? Stubborness.

TheAlterEgoThing: This is over.

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ThePersonThing: THAT WAS MY JOB! END!

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