Brotherhood Evolution: The New Class, Part III: Why are Bad guys always so Cliché?
Well, we come to the semi close of another arc. Wait, Why am I saying semi close? There's still another chapter after this? Just ignore my insane ramblings and enjoy the story…
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House A.k.a The 'Hood House™
"Today on Springer, My daughters a man!" Came the annoying voice from the TV.
"Oh, this looks entertaining…" Toad said as he and X watched TV.
"Now that what I call high quality American entertainment!" X whooped as she lay back on the couch, a bag of chips on her stomach.
"And the French say we are uncultured!" Toad exclaimed as he picked his ear with his pinky and promptly burped.
"That is my Boyfriend?" Wanda asked as she sat at the kitchen table with Lance.
"Hey. You're the one who decided to sleep with him." Lance shrugged.
"Meh. It was worth it. That tongue of his is amazing…" Wanda said all dreamy eyed.
"Burgh…" Lance said as he ran over to the sink and promptly threw up. "Oh God… I was joking… You mean you actually… With Toad? I Mean… Burgh…" Lance tried communicating before vomiting again.
"What's going on?" Pietro asked as he walked into the kitchen.
"Your sister's insane!" Lance stated before he vomited again.
"Well duh…" Pietro stated as he left the room to go watch TV with the others.
"Oh by the way Lance…" Wanda said as she walked over and leaned into his ear. "That slime can be a great lubricant…" Wanda whispered with a devilish smile.
"Oh sweet Jesus…" Lance moaned before he started vomiting again.
"I'm evil…" Wanda mused as she walked into the living room.
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A strange shipyard
"Okay, can you do a quick recap for me?" Everett asked as he stood with the X-Men.
"A group of aliens known as the Phalanx have come to earth, hunting newly discovered mutants in hopes of gaining control of they're powers. We managed to save you. There are two others trapped on that oil rig." Wolverine stated. "And we reckon to save them."
"Okay that I can understand. But why do I have to be here?" Everett asked.
"So we can keep an eye on ye lad." Banshee stated as he slapped Everett's shoulder.
"But wouldn't I be safer… oh I don't know, SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!" Everett exclaimed.
"Bah. You're perfectly safe here." Wolverine stated. Before Everett almost lost an arm to one of Tabitha's Bombs. "Almost…" Wolverine muttered as Nightcrawler and Cyclops began beating the flames out of Everett's back.
"Ow…" Everett moaned.
"Deserted oilrig? Why are Bad guys always so cliché?" Nightcrawler asked jean.
"I don't know. Universal Bad guy hand out book?"
"That works." Evan stated.
"Look, we have two mutants trapped in they're that we need to save. So lets be off with it then." Banshee stated as he then launched him over to the deserted oilrig.
"Does he have to scream like that?" Gambit winced as he cleaned his ear out.
"Do you have to always use 'Dovey Wovey' bubble bath?" Rogue asked. Everyone started to snicker.
"Shut up chere…" Gambit hissed as the X-Men made they're way over to the abandoned oilrig.
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Xavier's
"Oh Charles…"
"Charles could you take a look at these…" Storm stated as she opened the door to Xavier's study. "OH MY GOD!!!"
"GET OUT!!!" Xavier and Lilandra roared.
"I see nothing… Nothing…" Storm stated as she slammed the door and wandered off in a daze.
"You really need to get a lock for that door." Lilandra stated.
"I know… I know…" Xavier moaned.
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The 'Hood House ™
"Oh GOD…" Lance screamed before he vomited again.
"Man, he's been throwing up for over two hours." Pietro stated. "I didn't know his stomach could hold that much…"
"Mine can." Blob said as he burped.
"Lovely…" Wanda stated dryly as they turned they're attention back to the TV.
"Yo Jerry, that's my daughter. She isn't supposed to have a penis!"
"This passes for entertainment in this house?" Wanda asked.
"Silence you…" X stated venomously as she turned back to the TV.
"I wonder what the Phalanx are up to?' Toad asked.
"I don't know. Maybe slaughtering the X-Men as they try to save new mutants in a cliché setting?" Blob stated.
"Burgh…"
"In the sink!" X called into the kitchen at Lance.
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Abandoned Oilrig
"We're getting slaughtered!" Banshee shouted as he blasted a Phalanx away with a sonic scream, only to have it reform a few seconds later.
"Well duh…" Jubilee moaned as she fired of a couple of fireworks.
"Rahne! You and Wolverine locate the captured mutants…" Cyclops ordered. Almost immediately Rahne shifted into wolf form and took of with Wolverine.
"How do we stop these things?" Banshee demanded as Everett disappeared in a cloud of brimstone and reappeared behind a Phalanx that he then blasted away with an optic blast. "Impressive lad."
"With all these floating powers, I can pretty much do anything…" Everett stated with a smile.
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"This way…" Wolverine stated as he crashed through a door with Rahne. Rahne shifted to her werewolf form as Logan cut through a Phalanx solder. With a scream Rahne tore apart the Phalanx as Wolverine sniffed the air. "IN HERE!" Logan roared as he kicked down the door to reveal three mutants huddled in a corner. Logan stepped in, on something soft. "What the flammin' hell?" Logan asked as he picked up some grayish matter.
"Hey Esse. Dat's my skin…" A gray colored Hispanic kid said as th4e blob flew from Logan and got reabsorbed into Angelo Espinosa's skin.
"Ew." Logan said as Paige held a girl who was sobbing.
"Calm down Clarence. Help is here." Paige stated as Clarence Ferguson looked up, strange markings dotting her face as her tear filled eyes looked over Logan and Rahne.
"We're all going to die…" Clarence stated as Logan helped her and Paige up.
"Way ta be positive…" Rahne stated dryly as the five mutants made they're way back to the others.
"We got them!" Rahne shouted to the others.
"Okay! Everyone! Full retreat! Sweeping motion! Cover each other. We're out of here!!!!' Cyclops roared as he ripped his visor off and gave a full force blast, knocking away a dozen phalanx solders as the mutants made they're way out of the oil rig.
"This is only a temporary situation Cyke!" Jubilee shouted.
"We need to find a way to get rid of them permanently!" Jean shouted as she strained herself, levitating the others away.
"I can stop them…" Clarence stated as she stood up.
"What the Flammin'" Wolverine stated as Clarence jumped away from the telekinetic bubble Jean had erected. She landed on the top of the oilrig.
"Clarence! NO!" Paige shouted as Clarence took one last look before activating her mutant powers. The entire oilrig blinked out of existence in a spilt second, nothing remained.
"Holy hell…" Evan stated in shock.
"I'm not sensing her…" Jean stated.
"That Chiquita's gone…" Angelo muttered quietly.
"Bloody hell." Banshee stated as the mutants made they're way back to the Mansion in silence.
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The Hood House™
"I need a long nice quite rest…" lance stated as he walked through the hallways, to his room, holding his stomach. As he passed Toad's room her heard Wanda's giggling, flowed by a low moan. "Burgh…" Lance stated before he ran into the bathroom and proceeded to vomit some more.
"What was that?" Toad asked as he rubbed Wanda's foot.
"Nothing important." Wanda stated as she sat back and let Toad rub her feet, a smile playing on her face.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: The New Class, Part IV: You wanna start WHAT??? Xavier comes up with a bright idea to deal with the new mutants coming to the institute. And the Brotherhood watches Bond Movies.
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Well I hope you all like. I'm really starting to push that PG-13 rating, aren't I? Well see you all next time,
Descendent
Well, we come to the semi close of another arc. Wait, Why am I saying semi close? There's still another chapter after this? Just ignore my insane ramblings and enjoy the story…
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House A.k.a The 'Hood House™
"Today on Springer, My daughters a man!" Came the annoying voice from the TV.
"Oh, this looks entertaining…" Toad said as he and X watched TV.
"Now that what I call high quality American entertainment!" X whooped as she lay back on the couch, a bag of chips on her stomach.
"And the French say we are uncultured!" Toad exclaimed as he picked his ear with his pinky and promptly burped.
"That is my Boyfriend?" Wanda asked as she sat at the kitchen table with Lance.
"Hey. You're the one who decided to sleep with him." Lance shrugged.
"Meh. It was worth it. That tongue of his is amazing…" Wanda said all dreamy eyed.
"Burgh…" Lance said as he ran over to the sink and promptly threw up. "Oh God… I was joking… You mean you actually… With Toad? I Mean… Burgh…" Lance tried communicating before vomiting again.
"What's going on?" Pietro asked as he walked into the kitchen.
"Your sister's insane!" Lance stated before he vomited again.
"Well duh…" Pietro stated as he left the room to go watch TV with the others.
"Oh by the way Lance…" Wanda said as she walked over and leaned into his ear. "That slime can be a great lubricant…" Wanda whispered with a devilish smile.
"Oh sweet Jesus…" Lance moaned before he started vomiting again.
"I'm evil…" Wanda mused as she walked into the living room.
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A strange shipyard
"Okay, can you do a quick recap for me?" Everett asked as he stood with the X-Men.
"A group of aliens known as the Phalanx have come to earth, hunting newly discovered mutants in hopes of gaining control of they're powers. We managed to save you. There are two others trapped on that oil rig." Wolverine stated. "And we reckon to save them."
"Okay that I can understand. But why do I have to be here?" Everett asked.
"So we can keep an eye on ye lad." Banshee stated as he slapped Everett's shoulder.
"But wouldn't I be safer… oh I don't know, SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!" Everett exclaimed.
"Bah. You're perfectly safe here." Wolverine stated. Before Everett almost lost an arm to one of Tabitha's Bombs. "Almost…" Wolverine muttered as Nightcrawler and Cyclops began beating the flames out of Everett's back.
"Ow…" Everett moaned.
"Deserted oilrig? Why are Bad guys always so cliché?" Nightcrawler asked jean.
"I don't know. Universal Bad guy hand out book?"
"That works." Evan stated.
"Look, we have two mutants trapped in they're that we need to save. So lets be off with it then." Banshee stated as he then launched him over to the deserted oilrig.
"Does he have to scream like that?" Gambit winced as he cleaned his ear out.
"Do you have to always use 'Dovey Wovey' bubble bath?" Rogue asked. Everyone started to snicker.
"Shut up chere…" Gambit hissed as the X-Men made they're way over to the abandoned oilrig.
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Xavier's
"Oh Charles…"
"Charles could you take a look at these…" Storm stated as she opened the door to Xavier's study. "OH MY GOD!!!"
"GET OUT!!!" Xavier and Lilandra roared.
"I see nothing… Nothing…" Storm stated as she slammed the door and wandered off in a daze.
"You really need to get a lock for that door." Lilandra stated.
"I know… I know…" Xavier moaned.
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The 'Hood House ™
"Oh GOD…" Lance screamed before he vomited again.
"Man, he's been throwing up for over two hours." Pietro stated. "I didn't know his stomach could hold that much…"
"Mine can." Blob said as he burped.
"Lovely…" Wanda stated dryly as they turned they're attention back to the TV.
"Yo Jerry, that's my daughter. She isn't supposed to have a penis!"
"This passes for entertainment in this house?" Wanda asked.
"Silence you…" X stated venomously as she turned back to the TV.
"I wonder what the Phalanx are up to?' Toad asked.
"I don't know. Maybe slaughtering the X-Men as they try to save new mutants in a cliché setting?" Blob stated.
"Burgh…"
"In the sink!" X called into the kitchen at Lance.
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Abandoned Oilrig
"We're getting slaughtered!" Banshee shouted as he blasted a Phalanx away with a sonic scream, only to have it reform a few seconds later.
"Well duh…" Jubilee moaned as she fired of a couple of fireworks.
"Rahne! You and Wolverine locate the captured mutants…" Cyclops ordered. Almost immediately Rahne shifted into wolf form and took of with Wolverine.
"How do we stop these things?" Banshee demanded as Everett disappeared in a cloud of brimstone and reappeared behind a Phalanx that he then blasted away with an optic blast. "Impressive lad."
"With all these floating powers, I can pretty much do anything…" Everett stated with a smile.
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"This way…" Wolverine stated as he crashed through a door with Rahne. Rahne shifted to her werewolf form as Logan cut through a Phalanx solder. With a scream Rahne tore apart the Phalanx as Wolverine sniffed the air. "IN HERE!" Logan roared as he kicked down the door to reveal three mutants huddled in a corner. Logan stepped in, on something soft. "What the flammin' hell?" Logan asked as he picked up some grayish matter.
"Hey Esse. Dat's my skin…" A gray colored Hispanic kid said as th4e blob flew from Logan and got reabsorbed into Angelo Espinosa's skin.
"Ew." Logan said as Paige held a girl who was sobbing.
"Calm down Clarence. Help is here." Paige stated as Clarence Ferguson looked up, strange markings dotting her face as her tear filled eyes looked over Logan and Rahne.
"We're all going to die…" Clarence stated as Logan helped her and Paige up.
"Way ta be positive…" Rahne stated dryly as the five mutants made they're way back to the others.
"We got them!" Rahne shouted to the others.
"Okay! Everyone! Full retreat! Sweeping motion! Cover each other. We're out of here!!!!' Cyclops roared as he ripped his visor off and gave a full force blast, knocking away a dozen phalanx solders as the mutants made they're way out of the oil rig.
"This is only a temporary situation Cyke!" Jubilee shouted.
"We need to find a way to get rid of them permanently!" Jean shouted as she strained herself, levitating the others away.
"I can stop them…" Clarence stated as she stood up.
"What the Flammin'" Wolverine stated as Clarence jumped away from the telekinetic bubble Jean had erected. She landed on the top of the oilrig.
"Clarence! NO!" Paige shouted as Clarence took one last look before activating her mutant powers. The entire oilrig blinked out of existence in a spilt second, nothing remained.
"Holy hell…" Evan stated in shock.
"I'm not sensing her…" Jean stated.
"That Chiquita's gone…" Angelo muttered quietly.
"Bloody hell." Banshee stated as the mutants made they're way back to the Mansion in silence.
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The Hood House™
"I need a long nice quite rest…" lance stated as he walked through the hallways, to his room, holding his stomach. As he passed Toad's room her heard Wanda's giggling, flowed by a low moan. "Burgh…" Lance stated before he ran into the bathroom and proceeded to vomit some more.
"What was that?" Toad asked as he rubbed Wanda's foot.
"Nothing important." Wanda stated as she sat back and let Toad rub her feet, a smile playing on her face.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: The New Class, Part IV: You wanna start WHAT??? Xavier comes up with a bright idea to deal with the new mutants coming to the institute. And the Brotherhood watches Bond Movies.
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Well I hope you all like. I'm really starting to push that PG-13 rating, aren't I? Well see you all next time,
Descendent