ThePersonThing: There wasn't supposed to be a chapter two... oh well.

TheAlterEgoThing: I tried to stop her.

Disclaimer: I never claimed to own anything except for maybe the fic.

Ichigo, Masaya, and Kish sat in the back on the random karaoke place, Masaya clinging to Kish, having gotten over his heartbreak and having decided Kish was kidding when he said he didn't love him, Kish desperately trying to pull away, and Ichigo glaring at Kish for stealing her boyfriend. Retasu(A/N: I can't spell. I think it might be "Rettasu") sat quietly across the room. Today, she would sing on the stage! Everyone would love her, right? Yet she couldn't shake the image of herself dropping the microphone and breaking it, and some pieces shocking an audience member.

As some dude that had a voice like nails on a chalkboard finished, Retasu decided she would atleast try. Walking up onto the stage, Retasu blushed a bit.

"Is that Lettuce?" Ichigo whispered to Kish, too shocked to realize she was still angry at him. He looked up for a second, forgetting he was busy trying to escape.

"Yep, that's Retasu."

"Shoosh, honey! Someone's about to sing!" Kish glared at Masaya for calling him honey.

Before anyone could say anything else, Retasu ran off the stage, dropped the mic onto someone's head, and was never seen anywhere near the place again.

"... I guess someone WASN'T about to sing." Masaya said, letting the green-haired alien he had been almost attached to. Kish took this chance to get sufficient oxygen, which he had been deprived of.

"Now you look here, we're not a couple, we never were! You just DECIDED we were! I'm not a homosexual! I-" He was cut off by Masaya, who started bawling and ran off crying. "... Oh well. Atleast I don't have to be gay anymore."

(Endy Wendy ate a pen... Dy.)

TheAlterEgoThing: Good god.