Brotherhood Evolution: The New Class, Part IV: You wanna start WHAT?!?
Ahhh, now we come to the end of another four parter. And what a change do I have in store for these folks.
P.S. For those who don't know, Clarence Ferguson is Blink's real name. In the marvel verse, she ended up dead after taking the Phalanx out with her teleportation powers. Sucks huh?
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Xavier's
"She blinked the Phalanx out of existence?" Lilandra asked in shock.
"How did a mutant with that much power escape our detection?" Xavier asked, wiping the lipstick stains off of his forehead.
"I don't know. Maybe if you were busy with cerebro and not her we might have found her earlier." Logan stated dryly.
"Logan, how would you like to spend the rest of your days thinking you were a twelve year old girl?" Xavier asked sweetly.
"You wouldn't…" Logan growled.
"I'd get jean to braid your hair…" Xavier stated dryly.
"I'm shutting up now." Wolverine stated as he sat down in the corner, jean smirking at him.
"So what do we do with all of these new mutants?" Storm asked. "I mean we have Dani Moonstar coming to join the institute, Along with Angelo Everett, and Paige. We're starting to run out of room."
"And rum." Beast nodded, shaking the empty bottle.
"Its worse than I thought." Xavier stated. "Hmmm… I asked an old friend of mine, Moria McTagert to come to the institute as a teacher, and now with Sean as an assistant instructor like Scott and Jean, we should be able to manage."
"Famous last words chuck." Logan stated.
"You're right. They'll run us over." Xavier moaned.
"Literally. Have you seen Kitty's driving lately?" Beast asked everyone.
"What do we do?" Banshee asked.
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The 'Hood House ™
"The names Bond. James Bond…"
"Man if I had known it was gonna be that easy to pick up chicks, I would have done it a long time ago." Blob muttered to himself.
"Now see, Freddy. They're the problem Cous." X stated. "Bond isn't five hundred pounds with a Mohawk. Bad temper, and low intelligence."
"What?" Blob asked as he scratched his head.
"I stand proven correct." X sated as toad snickered.
"Man Bronson is the man yo." Toad stated as the Brotherhood watched the pile of movies they had rented.
"No way. Sean Conery was the real mans bond." Lance stated.
"Please, everyone knows that Robert Moore was the best Bond ever." Pietro stated.
"Yea. Maybe if you smoked crack." Wanda stated.
"You know what?" Toad stated.
"No. Enlighten us." X stated dryly.
"Triple X could kick Bond's candy ass." Toad stated defiantly.
"Get him." Lance said simply as the Brotherhood all got up menacingly.
"BLASPHEMER!!!" Pietro shouted as the Brotherhood pounced on toad.
"AGHHH!!! WANDA SAVE ME!"
"Oh no. You're getting it this time Todd." Wanda stated as she picked up a baseball bat and walked over to help in the beating. "Nobody disses Bond in this house."
"HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" (Whack) (Thump) (Wham)
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Xavier's
"Did you here something?" Nightcrawler asked as he E walked through the halls.
"Nope." Evan stated as they continued walking past Xavier's study.
Inside Xavier's study
"So we're in agreement?" Xavier asked.
"Sounds fine ta me Charles." Moria McTagert stated. "Sean and me should be able ta handle five kids no problem."
"But which five kids?" Logan asked.
"Well, Paige and Rahne have certainly shown interest in the idea of joining the new team." Beast stated.
"And Angelo and Everett are new here. Having them go to a different school wouldn't be a problem." Logan stated.
"Jubilee has also shown interest in further advancing her abilities." Storm stated.
"So we're in agreement then?" Xavier asked. "Synch, skin, Jubilee, Rahne and Husk will attend the Massachusetts academy, with Moria McTagert serving as Headmistress and Sean Cassidy as Student advisor." Xavier stated.
"So that leaves Ray, Roberto, Dani, Tabitha, Sam, and Bobby as students here, aside from the core group." Logan stated. "Yes. The number got cut down!" Logan war-whooped.
"Actually Moria. They're another individual I'd like you to contact. He could use our help, but may also provide you with some valuable assistance." Xavier stated as he and Moria walked away. "His name is Jonothan Starsmore…"
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The 'Hood House™
"My spine…" Toad moaned as he hung upside down from a tree, face covered in lipstick and he was wearing a pink tutu. "I really need to learn to think before I speak…" Toad stated in pain.
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"Good-bye again Charles." Lilandra stated as she walked towards her space ship.
"Good-bye Lilandra. Good luck to you." Xavier stated with a smile as Lilandra entered her space ship. "Commander Barshonofffhopperguisermieser, take us away. Why are you wearing that?"
"My cloths were all dirty, so I borrowed this shirt form Skippy." Bash stated as he looked at his nice new red shirt.
"Oh. Okay. Take us away." Lilandra stated as she returned to her quarters.
"Aye, Aye Empress." Barsh stated as he walked off. The ship started to take off as Barsh took the commander's seat. "Take us away men." Barsh stated with a smile. Before a large piece of machinery landed on him, crushing him into jelly.
"Oh my God." One of the men stated in horror.
"Wow. I didn't see that coming." Skippy the random red shirt stated.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Buried Past. We take a look into Avalanches past as he and Shadow cat get stuck in a cave in.
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Well I hope you all liked. Yes I know this four parter wasn't as good as previous ones. But I had a lot on my mind; things will get better, trust me. I've already got them written.
Peace out,
Descendent
Ahhh, now we come to the end of another four parter. And what a change do I have in store for these folks.
P.S. For those who don't know, Clarence Ferguson is Blink's real name. In the marvel verse, she ended up dead after taking the Phalanx out with her teleportation powers. Sucks huh?
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Xavier's
"She blinked the Phalanx out of existence?" Lilandra asked in shock.
"How did a mutant with that much power escape our detection?" Xavier asked, wiping the lipstick stains off of his forehead.
"I don't know. Maybe if you were busy with cerebro and not her we might have found her earlier." Logan stated dryly.
"Logan, how would you like to spend the rest of your days thinking you were a twelve year old girl?" Xavier asked sweetly.
"You wouldn't…" Logan growled.
"I'd get jean to braid your hair…" Xavier stated dryly.
"I'm shutting up now." Wolverine stated as he sat down in the corner, jean smirking at him.
"So what do we do with all of these new mutants?" Storm asked. "I mean we have Dani Moonstar coming to join the institute, Along with Angelo Everett, and Paige. We're starting to run out of room."
"And rum." Beast nodded, shaking the empty bottle.
"Its worse than I thought." Xavier stated. "Hmmm… I asked an old friend of mine, Moria McTagert to come to the institute as a teacher, and now with Sean as an assistant instructor like Scott and Jean, we should be able to manage."
"Famous last words chuck." Logan stated.
"You're right. They'll run us over." Xavier moaned.
"Literally. Have you seen Kitty's driving lately?" Beast asked everyone.
"What do we do?" Banshee asked.
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The 'Hood House ™
"The names Bond. James Bond…"
"Man if I had known it was gonna be that easy to pick up chicks, I would have done it a long time ago." Blob muttered to himself.
"Now see, Freddy. They're the problem Cous." X stated. "Bond isn't five hundred pounds with a Mohawk. Bad temper, and low intelligence."
"What?" Blob asked as he scratched his head.
"I stand proven correct." X sated as toad snickered.
"Man Bronson is the man yo." Toad stated as the Brotherhood watched the pile of movies they had rented.
"No way. Sean Conery was the real mans bond." Lance stated.
"Please, everyone knows that Robert Moore was the best Bond ever." Pietro stated.
"Yea. Maybe if you smoked crack." Wanda stated.
"You know what?" Toad stated.
"No. Enlighten us." X stated dryly.
"Triple X could kick Bond's candy ass." Toad stated defiantly.
"Get him." Lance said simply as the Brotherhood all got up menacingly.
"BLASPHEMER!!!" Pietro shouted as the Brotherhood pounced on toad.
"AGHHH!!! WANDA SAVE ME!"
"Oh no. You're getting it this time Todd." Wanda stated as she picked up a baseball bat and walked over to help in the beating. "Nobody disses Bond in this house."
"HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" (Whack) (Thump) (Wham)
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Xavier's
"Did you here something?" Nightcrawler asked as he E walked through the halls.
"Nope." Evan stated as they continued walking past Xavier's study.
Inside Xavier's study
"So we're in agreement?" Xavier asked.
"Sounds fine ta me Charles." Moria McTagert stated. "Sean and me should be able ta handle five kids no problem."
"But which five kids?" Logan asked.
"Well, Paige and Rahne have certainly shown interest in the idea of joining the new team." Beast stated.
"And Angelo and Everett are new here. Having them go to a different school wouldn't be a problem." Logan stated.
"Jubilee has also shown interest in further advancing her abilities." Storm stated.
"So we're in agreement then?" Xavier asked. "Synch, skin, Jubilee, Rahne and Husk will attend the Massachusetts academy, with Moria McTagert serving as Headmistress and Sean Cassidy as Student advisor." Xavier stated.
"So that leaves Ray, Roberto, Dani, Tabitha, Sam, and Bobby as students here, aside from the core group." Logan stated. "Yes. The number got cut down!" Logan war-whooped.
"Actually Moria. They're another individual I'd like you to contact. He could use our help, but may also provide you with some valuable assistance." Xavier stated as he and Moria walked away. "His name is Jonothan Starsmore…"
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The 'Hood House™
"My spine…" Toad moaned as he hung upside down from a tree, face covered in lipstick and he was wearing a pink tutu. "I really need to learn to think before I speak…" Toad stated in pain.
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"Good-bye again Charles." Lilandra stated as she walked towards her space ship.
"Good-bye Lilandra. Good luck to you." Xavier stated with a smile as Lilandra entered her space ship. "Commander Barshonofffhopperguisermieser, take us away. Why are you wearing that?"
"My cloths were all dirty, so I borrowed this shirt form Skippy." Bash stated as he looked at his nice new red shirt.
"Oh. Okay. Take us away." Lilandra stated as she returned to her quarters.
"Aye, Aye Empress." Barsh stated as he walked off. The ship started to take off as Barsh took the commander's seat. "Take us away men." Barsh stated with a smile. Before a large piece of machinery landed on him, crushing him into jelly.
"Oh my God." One of the men stated in horror.
"Wow. I didn't see that coming." Skippy the random red shirt stated.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Buried Past. We take a look into Avalanches past as he and Shadow cat get stuck in a cave in.
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Well I hope you all liked. Yes I know this four parter wasn't as good as previous ones. But I had a lot on my mind; things will get better, trust me. I've already got them written.
Peace out,
Descendent