Short Interlude: Kish meets the Author!

ThePersonThing: ::sketching her random alien TMM fan-char, singing her "No More Penguins" song in Japanese, broken Japanese(I'll actually record it for anyone who wants to hear XD)::

Kish: ::poofs over:: ... ::stares as she sings her happy little song and draws her crappy art::

ThePersonThing: ::looks up:: MY LOVE! You've RETURNED!!! ::glomps::

Kish: ::starts crying:: HOW MANY PSYCHOTIC AUTHORS DO I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH?!

ThePersonThing: Well, Let's see... Sakura Sohma, Dark-Goddess17, olivebran13, though you didn't seem to mind her... KrysofDeath-

Kish: Okay, I get the point!

ThePersonThing: Amme Moto, I think. Or did she just bug Masaya and Ichigo? Oh well. I have memory loss issues.

Kish: smacks his forehead Gah. Why did I come see you, anyways?!

(flashback)

Pie: If you really want her to make Masaya stop stalking you, go ask her. You KNOW she will just make him do it again, with her author-ness.

Tart: ::mumbles:: Author-ness isn't a word...

Pie: Shut up, Tart!

Kish: ... But what if she's annoying?!

Pie: Shut up and do it!

Kish: Fine! ::poofs to go see the author of this terrifyingly bad fic::

(end flashback)

Kish: ... Damn.

ThePersonThing: Since you came, you can now be in the random parts before and after the stories, with me and my alter ego!

Kish: GAH! NO!

ThePersonThing: C'mon Kishy-chan! I know ya love me!

Kish: You hooked me up with the dude who stole my koneko! No way in HELL that I love you!

ThePersonThing: You could just poof away!

TheAlterEgoThing: Quick! Do it now! She's insane!

Kish: You don't have to tell me twice! ::poofs::

ThePersonThing: Now why'd ya do that?

TheAlterEgoThing: Just trying to save an innocent life.

ThePersonThing: Innocent? He tried to destroy the world! ... Or atleast the inhabitants!

TheAlterEgoThing: So? You said yourself that humans are the downfall of Earth.

ThePersonThing: ... This is over, damnit.

Short Inderlude: End.

(What? I was bored. And tired. And feeling to sexy for my car.

Alter Ego: YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR!)