Brotherhood Evolution: So you Wanna date my Sister?
Well, this is just a humorous idea that popped into my head.
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The 'Hood House ™
"Pietro, you up here?" Blob asked as he walked into Pietro's room.
"CLOSE THE DOOR" Pietro shouted from his desk. He was wearing a lab coat and goggles and he stood over a table covered in charts. His hair was all frazzled.
"Are you okay?" Blob asked as he walked over.
"NO!" Pietro shouted. "I'm not okay! My sister is dating FROG boy!"
"I thought you were okay with her and Todd." Blob stated simply.
"Of course not! I originally thought her feeling that way towards Toad was a by-product of Masterminds mind wipe of her. I figured I'd stay with it until I could find Mastermind and get him to reverse the effects." Pietro explained.
"And?"
"And when I told him about what happened, he vomited and told me to call the funny farm on her because he sure as hell wasn't going into her head again." Pietro stated.
"Ouch. And that's saying a lot coming from him." Blob muttered. "So what's with all the charts?"
"I'm trying to figure out what the hell she sees in him." Pietro stated as he poured over the graphs. "I've got every detail from Toad's life down here, along with Wanda's. And now I'm trying to find out what makes them so compatible."
"Gee Pietro, I'm surprised you didn't get NASA to do the calculations for you." Blob said sarcastically.
"I did. I'm expecting a call from them in about an hour." Pietro said simply.
"You're a sad, sad, sad, strange, little man." Blob said as he walked away.
"BAH!" Pietro shouted. "Humbug…"
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A wee bit later…
"He's actually trying to figure out why I like Todd?" Wanda laughed as Blob told her and X what just transpired.
"Yea. And it looks like he's getting ready to snap." Blob said simply. Right before loud insane laughed started to come from Pietro's room. "Scratch that. Looks like he has snapped." Blob sighed.
"Lance, you wanna help us here?" X asked as Lance walked by.
"Not a chance in hell." Lance said as he walked away.
"Wonderful." Wanda stated. "So no doubt my brother is going to try and spy on us tonight when we go out."
"Bother is more like it." Toad said simply.
"You guys want I keep him busy?" X asked.
"Wow." Toad said in a shocked voice. "I didn't know where that kind of girl X."
"Get your mind out of the gutter." X muttered as she smacked him.
"Don't hit my boyfriend." Wanda hissed. Before she smacked Toad. "That's my job."
"What do I see in you again?" Toad asked dryly.
"I'm cute in the insane way?" Wanda offered up.
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Later that Night
"So where is he?" Wanda asked as she and Toad sat in the movie theater.
"Hiding in the fake trees." Toad said simply as the trees shifted slightly.
"Shall I?" Wanda asked.
"Please." Toad said with a smirk.
"Crud." The trees muttered. Before Wanda hexed Pietro through a wall.
"Of course you realize, this means war…" Pietro moaned from his hole in the wall and Toad and Wanda walked away snickering.
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Later that night
"Why am I here again?" Lance asked as he and Blob sat in the bushes with Pietro. They were all wearing military fatigues and had face paint on.
"Because if you don't help me I'll show Kitty those naked pictures you had Betsy take of her." Pietro said venomously.
"I never had Betsy take pictures for me. She volunteered." Lance said defensively.
"Tomato Tamato." Pietro said simply.
"And why am I here?" Blob asked before Pietro waved a couple of fast-food coupons in front of him. "Oh yea." Blob said as he snatched the coupons from Pietro. "So what's the plan?"
"We spy on Toad and my sister." Pietro stated matter-of-factly.
"Dude, there are many levels of perversion. You just maxed it out." Blob stated.
"Not like that you sick basterd. And what makes you think they've gotten that far?" Pietro demanded.
"Nothing." Blob then whistled.
"AGH!" Pietro screamed.
"This is way to easy." Blob muttered to Lance, who just snickered.
"Agreed." Lance said with a smirk.
"Silence Whelp!" Pietro snapped. "Here they come."
"We're going to get hurt, aren't we?" Blob asked Lance.
"Most likely." Lance said simply as Wanda and Toad walked by laughing.
"Ready men?" Pietro asked.
"Ahem." (Snickt) Came the snooty reply from behind them. They all turned to see X standing there, claws unleashed.
"Oh crap…" Pietro moaned.
"We had nothing to do with this cous." Blob stated as he and Lance ran away as fast as they could.
"AGH!!!!" Pietro screamed as X attacked him.
"Idiot." Toad muttered as he and Wanda saw pices of clothing and blood come flying up from behind the bushes.
"Yea." Wanda said with a smile as she and Toad walked away.
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Much later
"So have you learned your lesson?" Lance asked Pietro, who was in a body cast.
"Yea. Bribe X better than Wanda and Toad." Pietro said weakly.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Horseman of Famine. The first of Apocalypses Horsemen is revealed. Can he be stopped before Famine eats the world?
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Well I hope you all enjoyed. Tune in next time for a very, very big surprise.
Descendent
P.s. REVIEW!!!!
Well, this is just a humorous idea that popped into my head.
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The 'Hood House ™
"Pietro, you up here?" Blob asked as he walked into Pietro's room.
"CLOSE THE DOOR" Pietro shouted from his desk. He was wearing a lab coat and goggles and he stood over a table covered in charts. His hair was all frazzled.
"Are you okay?" Blob asked as he walked over.
"NO!" Pietro shouted. "I'm not okay! My sister is dating FROG boy!"
"I thought you were okay with her and Todd." Blob stated simply.
"Of course not! I originally thought her feeling that way towards Toad was a by-product of Masterminds mind wipe of her. I figured I'd stay with it until I could find Mastermind and get him to reverse the effects." Pietro explained.
"And?"
"And when I told him about what happened, he vomited and told me to call the funny farm on her because he sure as hell wasn't going into her head again." Pietro stated.
"Ouch. And that's saying a lot coming from him." Blob muttered. "So what's with all the charts?"
"I'm trying to figure out what the hell she sees in him." Pietro stated as he poured over the graphs. "I've got every detail from Toad's life down here, along with Wanda's. And now I'm trying to find out what makes them so compatible."
"Gee Pietro, I'm surprised you didn't get NASA to do the calculations for you." Blob said sarcastically.
"I did. I'm expecting a call from them in about an hour." Pietro said simply.
"You're a sad, sad, sad, strange, little man." Blob said as he walked away.
"BAH!" Pietro shouted. "Humbug…"
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A wee bit later…
"He's actually trying to figure out why I like Todd?" Wanda laughed as Blob told her and X what just transpired.
"Yea. And it looks like he's getting ready to snap." Blob said simply. Right before loud insane laughed started to come from Pietro's room. "Scratch that. Looks like he has snapped." Blob sighed.
"Lance, you wanna help us here?" X asked as Lance walked by.
"Not a chance in hell." Lance said as he walked away.
"Wonderful." Wanda stated. "So no doubt my brother is going to try and spy on us tonight when we go out."
"Bother is more like it." Toad said simply.
"You guys want I keep him busy?" X asked.
"Wow." Toad said in a shocked voice. "I didn't know where that kind of girl X."
"Get your mind out of the gutter." X muttered as she smacked him.
"Don't hit my boyfriend." Wanda hissed. Before she smacked Toad. "That's my job."
"What do I see in you again?" Toad asked dryly.
"I'm cute in the insane way?" Wanda offered up.
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Later that Night
"So where is he?" Wanda asked as she and Toad sat in the movie theater.
"Hiding in the fake trees." Toad said simply as the trees shifted slightly.
"Shall I?" Wanda asked.
"Please." Toad said with a smirk.
"Crud." The trees muttered. Before Wanda hexed Pietro through a wall.
"Of course you realize, this means war…" Pietro moaned from his hole in the wall and Toad and Wanda walked away snickering.
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Later that night
"Why am I here again?" Lance asked as he and Blob sat in the bushes with Pietro. They were all wearing military fatigues and had face paint on.
"Because if you don't help me I'll show Kitty those naked pictures you had Betsy take of her." Pietro said venomously.
"I never had Betsy take pictures for me. She volunteered." Lance said defensively.
"Tomato Tamato." Pietro said simply.
"And why am I here?" Blob asked before Pietro waved a couple of fast-food coupons in front of him. "Oh yea." Blob said as he snatched the coupons from Pietro. "So what's the plan?"
"We spy on Toad and my sister." Pietro stated matter-of-factly.
"Dude, there are many levels of perversion. You just maxed it out." Blob stated.
"Not like that you sick basterd. And what makes you think they've gotten that far?" Pietro demanded.
"Nothing." Blob then whistled.
"AGH!" Pietro screamed.
"This is way to easy." Blob muttered to Lance, who just snickered.
"Agreed." Lance said with a smirk.
"Silence Whelp!" Pietro snapped. "Here they come."
"We're going to get hurt, aren't we?" Blob asked Lance.
"Most likely." Lance said simply as Wanda and Toad walked by laughing.
"Ready men?" Pietro asked.
"Ahem." (Snickt) Came the snooty reply from behind them. They all turned to see X standing there, claws unleashed.
"Oh crap…" Pietro moaned.
"We had nothing to do with this cous." Blob stated as he and Lance ran away as fast as they could.
"AGH!!!!" Pietro screamed as X attacked him.
"Idiot." Toad muttered as he and Wanda saw pices of clothing and blood come flying up from behind the bushes.
"Yea." Wanda said with a smile as she and Toad walked away.
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Much later
"So have you learned your lesson?" Lance asked Pietro, who was in a body cast.
"Yea. Bribe X better than Wanda and Toad." Pietro said weakly.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Horseman of Famine. The first of Apocalypses Horsemen is revealed. Can he be stopped before Famine eats the world?
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Well I hope you all enjoyed. Tune in next time for a very, very big surprise.
Descendent
P.s. REVIEW!!!!