Hey sorry I didn't update sooner...been having a writers block and well just feeling a bit down...life problems and all well hope you like this one and sooo sorry for the late update...and don't you all worry I would never stop writing them till there all finished....even if it takes me a while...man you guys probably don't remember me...-sigh- my fault I guess.

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Warning: Fluff/smut KaiOOC

Chapter 5: Tyson, Bugs, Bathing house

Kai's POV

...hmmmm....what a dream eh?... Tyson and whipped cream...I think I'm going to go back to sleep...hmm...it's like I can really smell him...his sweet vanilla smell...and that refreshing nature, smell. hmmmm...

Master Kai?? ah...I think you should wake up now...A damned bird let me be!

-sweat drop- Master Kai wake up I think you should...not listening lalalalalalalalal

MASTER KAI!!!ARG!! BLOODY HELL DRANZER WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!

Tyson's awake and is on your bed...but you don't have to worry just cus he's close to tears, it doesn't matterWhat the hell are you talking about?! If Tyson was on my bed wouldn't I feel and pressures...oh wait...fine then wouldn't I hear him...um...that was a cat...

-sweatdrops even more- Master Kai just get off your lazy ass before Tyson breaks down to tearsfine I'll open my eyes just to show you Tyson is not...oh well waddya know he is awake.

-rolls eyes- Oh wow how did I ever know?? -rolls eyes-Oh shadap Dranzer. Hey wait why is Ty crying??

"Tyson?" awww he really is cute with those big round scared eyes, looking at me as if he was going to cry.

"K-K-K-KAI-SAN!!" Whoa! Hold on there, your getting my chest wet, love...that that I mind having your face pressed in to my chest...hmmmm...

KAI!!oh right Tyson, crying.

"What wrong Ty??" Oooh smooth Kai.

"There...there...BUG!!!" Oi...that's...starting...to...CAN'T BREATH!!! TY TYSON!! -deep breathe- okay what was it that he said again??

God your slow...he said Quote 'There...there...BUG!!!' un QuoteOh...jee thanks Dranzer what help you are. There Tyson, lets see what this bug is.

Tyson's POV

AW MAN! I just had to wake up with a freaken...-shivers- ant in my bed didn't I...I'm so glad Kai was here. What a friend...OI! KAI KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!!! wai!!! Stop that!! get get get-OMPH. Itai...that hurt...stupid stone floors covered in fake bear skin...ew...a dead bear...DUDE!! KAI!!!...........ITAI!!

Master Tyson can I make a suggestion??itai itai itai!!.

Next time...open the dooryeah yeah what ever...awww thanks Kai. I'm alright...no real. Oh wow...you don't have to hug me...even if its nice...ACK! what am I think no no no!...he's just a friend...the dream...was just a dream nothing more nothing less.........................

ARG!!! KAI I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!! GET BACK HERE!!! AHH!!! I can feel it crawling on me!!...stupid Kai...stupid ant...stupid- OH MY GOD IT'S ON MY ARM!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!...........ITAI!!!! stop laughing at me KAI!!...what...woah what the hell...Kai laughing...damn he's hot...erm...scratch that, I didn't say that...note to self: Watch out for closed doors. Oh see how funny it is when I shove my foot up your ass KAI!!! AIIIII!!!!{erm...that's his war cry?? -sweatdrops-}

...........arg!!! What the hell does he think he's doing!!! AAAHHHH!!!!! AHahahahaha!! Stop Hahahahaha that! ahahahaha!!!

Knock knock

Oooh he stopped...wait who's there...Oh hiya Rei...Max...Tala...Kenny...Robert...Lee ...Ozuma...Zeo...Hillary ...Kain, whats up??

Normal POV

Kai was currently sitting on top of Tyson with his hands on his side and a flush across his face, while Tyson lay panting under him. Rei's face was red with suppressed laughter; Max fell on the floor laughing while Kenny tried to calm him down. Tala got a nose bleed and Robert had the both look away while Lee just grinned. Ozuma raised and eyebrow and Zeo's mouth hung open. Hillary got in to a fit of giggles and Kain...Kain just whistled and winked at the pair. All in all Kai freaked.

"Oi Kai, always knew you'd be the Seme type." Kai glared at Rei, only to glare right back at Ozuma and Max who laughed harder. Geting up he marched out of the room with as much dignity he could muster, sending ever one of his so call "Friends" a hard, dirty glare.

"DAMNIT!" They all looked back to watching Kai march back in to get a towel and a change of clothes, and to get some shampoos. Tyson got up from the ground and tripped. Kai, who wasn't looking to where he was going, tripped over Tyson.

"GOD DAMNIT!" Kai yelled out as he got up and walked out of the room a bit faster then he meant to. Tyson propped on to his elbows and smiled at the rest of the group.

"Soooo.........whats up?"

Kai's POV

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! Stupid mornings...not fast enough for me mask...ARG!! I'm starting to sound like Rei when he's trying to do poetry! Stupid friends...stupid....oooh...the indoor bathhouse {don't know what they call it}. Let's see...some where no one will see...Oooh that corner looks nice. Ew...if I wanted to look at naked old men I would have gone to one of my grandfathers parties...don't ask.

Oh who ever has the nerve to pinch my ass...You little runt! DIE YOU!...

Master Kai, you didn't have to hit the guy over the head with a bucketyes I did Dranzer. Ahhh,...nice warm hot water...hmm...I think I'll wash my hair first. Hmmm......so glad I got this made personally...nothing can smell this good... except for Tyson...hmmm....Tyson...hm.mmmm.....Tyson........note to self...don't think of Tyson when your in a room full of naked guys...they'll see.

-sigh- Tyson...this is the first time...I've ever felt this way about anyone...the first time anyone had this effect with me. I'm sappos to be the cold hardass that everyone thinks...but...you don't see me that way...why? I've put up this front and you can see right past it. Okay well yeah I've had a bad past and all but I'm not going to mop around about it. So people have had a better child hood then me....would you still be with me?

Every time I see Kenny and Tala together...it...hurts. It's like there rubbing it in my face with every kiss they give each other, every time we hear them scream out in passion...no matter how much we try to block them out. I don't blame them though; they have every thing with each other. A bond that I could never have with you. -sigh- I'm getting soft.

Master Kai...I think you've been in here long enough...why not go join the others to get your mind off of Tysonhuh?? what are you talking about?? Oh...ehehehehe It's been 2 hrs...well waddya know.

later on that day

......OH BLOODY HELL WHERE AM I!!! What a laugh Tyson and them would have, The great Kai lost in a freaken Hotel Cave thingy. I say again someone out there hates me. Oh hey! look there- OH SHITE!...hide Kai hide, hide Kai hide...they didn't see you...they didn't see you...ack!?...-sigh- I hate this...maybe I should just tell Tyson...but...but what would he say...probably laugh his ass off. You can't sing...what?! You play the guitar...hahahaha stop joking you were never a rock band......to much reactions.

Oh right you don't know...then lets keep it that way...ACK?! There she is! run Kai run run Kai run...AHHH!!!!

That hurt...oh Yomiko! I'm so sorry!...oh no no I'm fine...ack! air...need...AIR!!!....-deep breath- awww you missed me...ack! I'm smiling...awww I'll take you to see Tyson and our friends...awww no it's okay you can sit on my shoulder. I wonder...where are her parents...It's the same outfit on...I should know she got it dirty yesterday. herm...I'll ask her later. Oh look there they are...Oh my sweet lord...FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD AND HOLY IN THIS WORLD TYSON STOP BENDING DOWN!!!....oh shit...nose bleed...I'll be right back.

Shut up Dranzer I can hear you laughing.

End Chapter

yeah so Kai is very very very over the top OOC...any ways for those who don't know what itai is it's means painful or it hurts in Jap. Well I think this is about all I'm going to do for the chapter...and don't worry it's getting closer to where Kai is getting stuck with Tyson. Any ways sorry for the late updates...really well bye bye!

R&R pwease! give me some more inspiration for this fic! Come on where are my praises I am your god!!

Nanako:...-sweat drops- shut up Nancy...anywho yes please R&R and yes were working on everything else...and don't worry I'm working on wedding problems and Rock star love today...rewritings a bitch. Ja ne!