Most of this is by my new partner in crime --- er, writing: Larien
Telemnar!
*Stares around room angrily*
Well, where are your manners? CLAP!
*People clap*
Very good.
Well, here goes:
Moria
The Fellowship is almost to Moria, but in the meantime, they have to walk. What did you expect?
Draco: Why can't we use brooms?
Pippin: Since when do brooms fly, you psycho?
Merry: Yeah!
Hermione: Well, actually, since--
Harry: (warningly) Hermione.
Hermione: Sorry Harry.
Ron: Good girl.
Draco: Weasley's got a girlfriend, Weasley's got a girlfriend!
Merry and Pippin join in: Weasley's got a girlfriend, Weasley's got a girlfriend!
Ron: Shut up.
Gandalf: All of you, be quiet!
Several Wargs appear out of nowhere and start to attack.
Wargs: GRRRRRRRRRRR!
All: AHHHHHHHH!!
Gandalf: See what you idiots did?
Harry: Hermione, before you start, let me tell you: Those are NOT Sirius and Lupin!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Draco: Look at you, you "big, strong, elf!" Do something!
Legolas takes out his bow and shoots at Malfoy. He missed and hits a Warg, but smiles smugly.
Gandalf casts a few spells and the Wargs go away. They look around and realize: They're at the entrance to Moria! Finally!
Gimli: Woo-Hoo!
They all stare at him again.
Gandalf: You'll attract more wolves!
Gimli: (sitting) Sorry.
Gandalf: The writing says: "Speak friend and enter."
Legolas: Gimli, what's the password?
Gimli: How should I know?
Boromir: Let's see now. (Pretends to think) Maybe because you're a DWARF!?
Gimli: I forgot, Okay?
Hermione: Legolas, what's elvish for "friend?"
Legolas: I'm not telling YOU.
A few seconds go by in silence.
Legolas: (jumping up) Hermione, you're a GENIUS!
Merry and Pippin: Pretty boy's got a girlfriend, pretty boy's got a girlfriend!
Legolas fingers his bow.
Aragorn: Remember what happened the last time you did that?
Merry and Pippin hush.
Legolas: Gandalf, the password's "Mellon."(I hope that's the right one. I don't really remember.)
Aragorn: Hermione, how did you know?
Hermione: It was a lot easier than that potion riddle in our first year or finding out about the basilisk in second year.
Ron: You're the best, Hermione!
Draco starts to open his mouth, but Boromir glares at him and he stops.
Gandalf: So, are we going or not?
Hermione: We should go together. As I said: We're a Fellowship!
Sam: I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE POOR BILL!
Gandalf: Sam. Let the pony go or you won't be able to go with Frodo.
Sam says goodbye to the pony.
Frodo: I say we should go.
No one listens.
Gandalf: Well, are we going or not?
The rest of this is Larien's work. Enjoy!
*Everyone Claps*
The Fellowship of the Ring has made a vote that, after all, they are a fellowship so they will all go, despite how much complaining they have put up with from Malfoy.
Malfoy: Oh, pretty boy elf is listening to the mudblood! It's a disgrace towards nature! Humans and elves can't get along, it's just totally wrong!
Legolas is extremely offended and whips out his bow. Aragorn is making extremely rude signs towards Malfoy, and draws his sword.
Legolas: Have I told you about my deadly accuracy?
Malfoy: You probably couldn't hold a bow, freak!
BONK!!!!
Legolas let's the arrow fly, hits Malfoy on the hair, but his arrow bounces off, and the rest of the fellowship duck and groan.
Pippin:(trying hard not to fall on the ground laughing) How can you be making fun of everybody else when you're the one who has hair that acts as armor? Helmet head, helmet head!
Gandalf: (trying to keep Aragorn from ripping Malfoy apart -- Malfoy was taunting him about his elf girlfriend, Arwen) Let's keep going, shall we?
Pippin, Merry, Frodo, Sam, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli immediately start a very quiet conversation, so that Gandalf and Malfoy can't hear them.
Pippin: What's Moria like, Gimli?
Gimli: Well, lots of bridges underground, but unfortunately, if you fall off, you die.
Legolas, Pippin, Merry, Aragorn, Harry, Ron, and Hermione: (simultaneously) What if we "accidentally" knock somebody off?
Gimli: Who do you have in mind?
Legolas, Pippin, Merry, Aragorn, Harry, Ron, and Hermione: (simultaneously) Malfoy!
Malfoy: I heard that! If my father knew that you were plotting against me he'd...
Legolas pulls out his bow and Malfoy immediately shuts up.
Legolas: The thought of many underground bridges that give me the opportunity to push and extremely annoying git off makes me like dwarves more.
Gimli: We finally understand each other.
Pippin: You know what's nice? Even though he makes fun of me for it, being short is sure coming in handy now!
Harry: Because...
Pippin: Since I'm so short, I don't have to be right by Malfoy's mouth and it's harder to hear him.
Legolas: Same with being tall.
Harry: Well, why don't you rub it in our faces. We just so happen to be the same height as Malfoy!
BANG!!!
Pippin knocks a skeleton down the well.
Gandalf: (Pointing at Malfoy) Fool! Next time at least throw him in to get rid of one of our annoyances!
Malfoy opens his mouth to make fun of pippin, but after hearing Gandalf, shuts it and makes extremely revolted faces. They start to run, after the Balrog comes chasing them. They then come to the bridge.
Gandalf: You can't pass!
Malfoy: Yeah, like that's going to stop-
Legolas covers Malfoy's mouth. Gandalf falls deep into the dark abyss. The fellowship then makes it out of Moria.
Legolas: You know what stinks?
Harry: Malfoy?
Legolas: The fact that there were all those bridges and with all the Balrog trouble, I forgot to knock Malfoy off of them!
Hermione: Well, at least Aragorn's leading us now...
Gimli: What good is that going to do for us?
Hermione: He hates Malfoy as much as we do! We might not have to work with him much longer...
Everybody but Malfoy: YAHOO!
Hermione: Aragorn, can't you just get rid of Malfoy now?
Aragorn: (sadly) If we get rid of him, he might let things slip to the enemy. I have no choice but to keep him.
All but Malfoy: GROAN!
Aragorn: We'll figure it out when we get to Lothlorien.
Legolas: Ha Gimli! I had to go through your (no offense) stinking home! Now you get to go through one of mine!
They set out for Lothlorien, hoping now more than ever to get rid of Malfoy (and of course, the ring, because then the quest will end and they won't be stuck with Malfoy any more).
Well, Like it? My last question still stands: Who is going with who? Another Question: Romance, anyone? Or No? Review, Y'all!
Well, here goes:
Moria
The Fellowship is almost to Moria, but in the meantime, they have to walk. What did you expect?
Draco: Why can't we use brooms?
Pippin: Since when do brooms fly, you psycho?
Merry: Yeah!
Hermione: Well, actually, since--
Harry: (warningly) Hermione.
Hermione: Sorry Harry.
Ron: Good girl.
Draco: Weasley's got a girlfriend, Weasley's got a girlfriend!
Merry and Pippin join in: Weasley's got a girlfriend, Weasley's got a girlfriend!
Ron: Shut up.
Gandalf: All of you, be quiet!
Several Wargs appear out of nowhere and start to attack.
Wargs: GRRRRRRRRRRR!
All: AHHHHHHHH!!
Gandalf: See what you idiots did?
Harry: Hermione, before you start, let me tell you: Those are NOT Sirius and Lupin!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Draco: Look at you, you "big, strong, elf!" Do something!
Legolas takes out his bow and shoots at Malfoy. He missed and hits a Warg, but smiles smugly.
Gandalf casts a few spells and the Wargs go away. They look around and realize: They're at the entrance to Moria! Finally!
Gimli: Woo-Hoo!
They all stare at him again.
Gandalf: You'll attract more wolves!
Gimli: (sitting) Sorry.
Gandalf: The writing says: "Speak friend and enter."
Legolas: Gimli, what's the password?
Gimli: How should I know?
Boromir: Let's see now. (Pretends to think) Maybe because you're a DWARF!?
Gimli: I forgot, Okay?
Hermione: Legolas, what's elvish for "friend?"
Legolas: I'm not telling YOU.
A few seconds go by in silence.
Legolas: (jumping up) Hermione, you're a GENIUS!
Merry and Pippin: Pretty boy's got a girlfriend, pretty boy's got a girlfriend!
Legolas fingers his bow.
Aragorn: Remember what happened the last time you did that?
Merry and Pippin hush.
Legolas: Gandalf, the password's "Mellon."(I hope that's the right one. I don't really remember.)
Aragorn: Hermione, how did you know?
Hermione: It was a lot easier than that potion riddle in our first year or finding out about the basilisk in second year.
Ron: You're the best, Hermione!
Draco starts to open his mouth, but Boromir glares at him and he stops.
Gandalf: So, are we going or not?
Hermione: We should go together. As I said: We're a Fellowship!
Sam: I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE POOR BILL!
Gandalf: Sam. Let the pony go or you won't be able to go with Frodo.
Sam says goodbye to the pony.
Frodo: I say we should go.
No one listens.
Gandalf: Well, are we going or not?
The rest of this is Larien's work. Enjoy!
*Everyone Claps*
The Fellowship of the Ring has made a vote that, after all, they are a fellowship so they will all go, despite how much complaining they have put up with from Malfoy.
Malfoy: Oh, pretty boy elf is listening to the mudblood! It's a disgrace towards nature! Humans and elves can't get along, it's just totally wrong!
Legolas is extremely offended and whips out his bow. Aragorn is making extremely rude signs towards Malfoy, and draws his sword.
Legolas: Have I told you about my deadly accuracy?
Malfoy: You probably couldn't hold a bow, freak!
BONK!!!!
Legolas let's the arrow fly, hits Malfoy on the hair, but his arrow bounces off, and the rest of the fellowship duck and groan.
Pippin:(trying hard not to fall on the ground laughing) How can you be making fun of everybody else when you're the one who has hair that acts as armor? Helmet head, helmet head!
Gandalf: (trying to keep Aragorn from ripping Malfoy apart -- Malfoy was taunting him about his elf girlfriend, Arwen) Let's keep going, shall we?
Pippin, Merry, Frodo, Sam, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli immediately start a very quiet conversation, so that Gandalf and Malfoy can't hear them.
Pippin: What's Moria like, Gimli?
Gimli: Well, lots of bridges underground, but unfortunately, if you fall off, you die.
Legolas, Pippin, Merry, Aragorn, Harry, Ron, and Hermione: (simultaneously) What if we "accidentally" knock somebody off?
Gimli: Who do you have in mind?
Legolas, Pippin, Merry, Aragorn, Harry, Ron, and Hermione: (simultaneously) Malfoy!
Malfoy: I heard that! If my father knew that you were plotting against me he'd...
Legolas pulls out his bow and Malfoy immediately shuts up.
Legolas: The thought of many underground bridges that give me the opportunity to push and extremely annoying git off makes me like dwarves more.
Gimli: We finally understand each other.
Pippin: You know what's nice? Even though he makes fun of me for it, being short is sure coming in handy now!
Harry: Because...
Pippin: Since I'm so short, I don't have to be right by Malfoy's mouth and it's harder to hear him.
Legolas: Same with being tall.
Harry: Well, why don't you rub it in our faces. We just so happen to be the same height as Malfoy!
BANG!!!
Pippin knocks a skeleton down the well.
Gandalf: (Pointing at Malfoy) Fool! Next time at least throw him in to get rid of one of our annoyances!
Malfoy opens his mouth to make fun of pippin, but after hearing Gandalf, shuts it and makes extremely revolted faces. They start to run, after the Balrog comes chasing them. They then come to the bridge.
Gandalf: You can't pass!
Malfoy: Yeah, like that's going to stop-
Legolas covers Malfoy's mouth. Gandalf falls deep into the dark abyss. The fellowship then makes it out of Moria.
Legolas: You know what stinks?
Harry: Malfoy?
Legolas: The fact that there were all those bridges and with all the Balrog trouble, I forgot to knock Malfoy off of them!
Hermione: Well, at least Aragorn's leading us now...
Gimli: What good is that going to do for us?
Hermione: He hates Malfoy as much as we do! We might not have to work with him much longer...
Everybody but Malfoy: YAHOO!
Hermione: Aragorn, can't you just get rid of Malfoy now?
Aragorn: (sadly) If we get rid of him, he might let things slip to the enemy. I have no choice but to keep him.
All but Malfoy: GROAN!
Aragorn: We'll figure it out when we get to Lothlorien.
Legolas: Ha Gimli! I had to go through your (no offense) stinking home! Now you get to go through one of mine!
They set out for Lothlorien, hoping now more than ever to get rid of Malfoy (and of course, the ring, because then the quest will end and they won't be stuck with Malfoy any more).
Well, Like it? My last question still stands: Who is going with who? Another Question: Romance, anyone? Or No? Review, Y'all!