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Summary: Ok, now Bulma and Goku are planning there devious plan to get the two teens together…. and a little lunchtime fun begins

~bond~ 'thoughts'

Stupid Cupid

Chapter Two: Lunch and Persuasion

@Lunch@


"Okay everyone! Lunch time!" Chichi yells. One thing only came to the saiyans minds: FOOD! Everyone gathered around the table to eat. They all start to chow down and also chat. "Wow Mum, this sushi is awesome!" Gohan said. "Yeah!" Trunks said. "Tru dat!" Goten yelled. Trunks looked at Goten confused. "Goten, where did you hear that?" he asked. "Oh um well I got it off that site on line we made of… mrph," Goten tried to say, but Trunks stuffed a chicken leg inside Goten's mouth.

"Uh, hehehe, Goten can be so dumb sometimes, hehehe," Trunks said obviously covering up something. "Well the gaki takes after his baka father," Vegeta snorted, but just earned a smack in the head by Chi's 'Frying Pan of Doom.'

"Ah shit! Mother fu…OW!" Vegeta yelled in pain. "You idiot! There are children here!" Bulma and Chi screeched. Everyone laughed at poor Vegeta, but he just sent them a glare that can hurt.

"Well anyways kids, Videl helped with the sushi," Chi smiled. "Well its delicious!" Gohan exclaimed. "Yeah Videl you cook better then my mom!" Trunks said only earning a glare from Bulma and a couple of laughs from the guests.

"Tru dat!" Goten exclaimed. "Goten! Stop saying that! It is soooo annoying!" Trunks shouted. "Aw fine, ok," Goten pouted.

Chi then caught Gohan and Videl having there own little moment of stares. They were looking at each other with so much love.

"Oh my baby is in love and then I get my loads of grandchildren that-," Chi said but was interrupted by Gohan yelling.

"Mother! Please! I can't believe you!" Gohan yelled while blushing madly. "What? It's true though! Look you and Videl are both blushing!" Chi stated. "MOM!" Gohan said extremely embarrassed.

"Oh fine I'll stop…for now." Chi said while going back to her meal.

"So brat, you finally got a mate eh? Have you bonded yet?" Vegeta smirked. Gohan looked horrified. He was going to personally hurt Dende for this torturing day.

"MATE?!?! Hey wait a minuet you spandex vegetable! I am not GOHANS MATE!" Videl shouted.

"What did you call the Saiyan no Ouji?!!" Vegeta bellowed. "Uh excuse me, you heard me loud and clear Veggie monkey!" Videl sneered. Everyone starts laughing at Videl's comment.

"Why you little bitch, you'll pay!" Vegeta said surely mad as hell. "Bring it on ape boy." Videl said.
"ARGHHH Gallic…" Vegeta said but Gohan butted in and stood in front of Videl.

"Knock it off Vegeta," Gohan said. "Why should I, gaki?" Vegeta said while glaring at him. "Because I know Bulma and a lot of others wont be to happy," Gohan said matching Vegeta's glare.

"Well tell your stupid bitch to keep her big tap shut and I'll spare her," Vegeta said while calming down. "Hey! If anyone's a bitch its you!" Videl shouted from behind Gohan.

"BOTH OF YOU BE QUITE!" Bulma and Chi both screeched. Silence filled the room.

"Fine!" Vegeta growls and walks by Bulma.

"I am very sorry Bulma, and you too Chichi," Videl apologized. "Finally," Gohan sighed as he and Videl walked along the beach.

"Awwww my baby boy is going to have such a caring wife…WAHHHHH," Chi wailed.

'Weakling Humans, the harpy should be happy since I saw the Satan Brat and the other Brat almost kiss.' Vegeta thought

"Easy there Chi you still have one more son," Bulma said while smiling. "Yeah your right Bulma, but aren't Gohan and Videl going to be more then just friends? I mean I tried everything and they have been friends for a long time," Chi sighed.

'Oh they will be more than just friends soon enough Chi, I can guarantee that.' Bulma thought wickedly while smirking.

"What the hell are you so happy about onna?" Vegeta said gruffly. "Shut up baka it's non of your business!" Bulma snapped and walked away to find Goku.

"Damn that onna, she is always so Kami damned cranky!" Vegeta said and walked away to fine the two gakis for a spar.

@Meanwhile@

"Hey Bulma ok I thought about the whole plan and came up with the hot spring. We lock Gohan and Videl in the hot spring, but how should we get them in there?" Goku explained.

"Hmmm 4:27 P.M. Goku's mind is working again," Bulma writes down. Goku here gets annoyed and snatch's the notebook away from Bulma.

"Hey! I have my best thoughts in there! Its like a diary of the smartest things you do!" Bulma yelled trying to get her notebook back.

"Will you'll get it back later we still need to plan," Goku said wile sticking out his tongue.
"Hmph, fine I'll get Videl and you get Gohan," was Bulma's response.

"Hey wait, what should I tell Gohan?" Goku asked. "I dint know just tell him something about how it helps your training or something," Bulma said.

"Ok! Perfect! Chi will probably give me more food to get those two together. YAY!" Goku exclaimed. Bulma looks at Goku and sighs, "Sometimes your too stupid for your own good.

"What B-Chan?" Goku asked confusedly. "FORGET IT!" Bulma shouted. "Ok," Goku whimpered.


"Ok now hurry up and get Gohan, it wont take me long." Bulma said walking away.

"Right!," Goku said and went the other direction.


@Where Gohan is@

"Come on Gohan, going to the hot spring will help your training," Goku said to Gohan. "Oh really? And how would it help exactly?" Gohan said. "Ummm well, uhhhh." Goku said. 'Shit I think I would be better of telling Videl to go,' Goku thought then came up with something.

"By going in the hot spring it helps relax your muscles so you can spar better," Goku said.
"Umm well ok, when should I meet you there?" Gohan said. "In about five minuets," Goku said.

"Ok bye," Gohan said. Goku took out Bulma's notebook and wrote down, "4:59 P.M. I, Goku got Gohan to do something with a smart response!" Goku skipped away happily to find Bulma.

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Kat (a.k.a Saiyachick): Yay I am done and I am finishing my next chapter to 'We Meet Again'

Mel: Your fans hate me, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Gohan: Who wouldn't?  Your too much like Vegeta, we don't need another one of him.

Mel: pouts